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Floyd Landis demonstrates that there nothing a cyclist will not do to cheat at his sport
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mikaloyd
2012-01-02 10:34:04 AM
mikaloyd
2012-01-02 10:37:51 AM
If you see a full grown man on a bicycle he is probably up to no good.
MAYORBOB
2012-01-02 10:49:01 AM
He paid someone to hack the regulatory body's computer system to erase evidence? He is definitely
worse than Hitler!
skinink
2012-01-02 10:52:14 AM
Trojan Maaaaaaaaaan!
mikaloyd
2012-01-02 10:56:07 AM
MAYORBOB
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He paid someone to hack the regulatory body's computer system to erase evidence? He is definitely worse than Hitler!
There should be a sports cheaters hall of fame for guys like him and B*nds and Belichick and the Black Sox. Maybe a special hall for the Penn State staff.
ongbok
2012-01-02 10:57:08 AM
mikaloyd
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If you see a full grown man on a bicycle
in a brightly colored spandex outfit
he is probably up to no good.
FTFY
bacccc
2012-01-02 11:10:27 AM
mikaloyd
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MAYORBOB: He paid someone to hack the regulatory body's computer system to erase evidence? He is definitely worse than Hitler!
There should be a sports cheaters hall of fame for guys like him and B*nds and Belichick and the Black Sox. Maybe a special hall for the Penn State staff.
That hall would include EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of the NBA, NFL + MLB you fool.
/Ameritards just don't understand sports doping ... duh
21-7-b
2012-01-02 11:20:01 AM
Guelph35
2012-01-02 11:21:31 AM
If you aren't cheating you aren't trying.
ongbok
2012-01-02 11:27:42 AM
I always figured he was on oxys or something. He always struck me as being that hillbilly trailer park type.
Yeah Whatever
2012-01-02 11:37:31 AM
If you RTFA you will see that nothing was erased. He is accused of 'stealing' document that were used in his defense. And of course a prosecutor would never accuse someone of something unless they were guilty guilty guilty.
litespeed74
2012-01-02 12:17:35 PM
He shoulda stuck to mountain biking.
mhix01
2012-01-02 01:07:42 PM
If you see a full grown man on a bicycle he is probably up to no good.
OMG, I HAVE to get that put on a t-shirt. And wear while riding my bike.
Why is "Trojan" capitalized in the story? I thought he was using condoms to hack computers somehow.
EyeballKid
2012-01-02 01:14:38 PM
Some cyclists would give their left nut to beat the doping tests.
Neeek
2012-01-02 01:35:23 PM
Yeah Whatever
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If you RTFA you will see that nothing was erased. He is accused of 'stealing' document that were used in his defense. And of course a prosecutor would never accuse someone of something unless they were guilty guilty guilty.
WTF was he not given those documents in the first place? The defense gets it see all of the evidence against, and, if the prosecution has it,
for
it in any fair justice system.
Dumb-Ass-Monkey
2012-01-02 02:08:13 PM
....and yet people are still willing to take his word that Armstrong doped.
I'm not saying he didn't, but Floyd could tell me that water is wet and the sun is hot, and I wouldn't believe him.
Rann Xerox
2012-01-02 02:25:10 PM
mikaloyd
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MAYORBOB: He paid someone to hack the regulatory body's computer system to erase evidence? He is definitely worse than Hitler!
There should be a sports cheaters hall of fame for guys like him and B*nds and Belichick and the Black Sox. Maybe a special
hall
shower for the Penn State staff.
FTFY.
Broktun
2012-01-02 03:33:02 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey
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....and yet people are still willing to take his word that Armstrong doped.
I'm not saying he didn't, but Floyd could tell me that water is wet and the sun is hot, and I wouldn't believe him.
That is what he really hacked. . .Lance Armstrong's records.
SomebodyElsesShoes
2012-01-02 04:10:14 PM
mhix01
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Why is "Trojan" capitalized in the story? I thought he was using condoms to hack computers somehow.
Ha. This piqued my interest for some reason. Apparently the field is somewhat undecided about whether to capitalize it in this context.
Here is an article about it:
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And here is comment in the talk section of Wikipedia article about trojans.
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The upshots seems to be: You probably should not capitalize it, but whatever you do, be consistent.
muwaryer
2012-01-02 04:15:04 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey
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....and yet people are still willing to take his word that Armstrong doped.
I'm not saying he didn't, but Floyd could tell me that water is wet and the sun is hot, and I wouldn't believe him.
And this is pretty typical among a lot of Armstrong fans: they'll refuse to believe things that they can see/feel for themselves just because they want to believe Lance was clean.
/Armstrong fan
//Thinks Floyd, in addition to being a proven cheater, is a total D-bag
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