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Snarfangel

2012-01-01 11:07:24 PM

Then why shouldn't I vote for your husband?

SilentStrider

2012-01-02 12:11:03 AM

neither does Marcus.

AirForceVet

2012-01-02 12:20:10 AM

Sorry, Michele, but if it didn't work for Hillary, it sure as shiat ain't gonna work for you.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-02 12:42:59 AM

lohphat

2012-01-02 12:43:59 AM

But your husband wants one.

violentsalvation

2012-01-02 12:54:33 AM

-feminism

Lionel Mandrake

2012-01-02 01:11:19 AM

Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations

giggity??

Ed Finnerty

2012-01-02 01:12:42 AM

Could someone just dump a bucket of water on her already?

namatad

2012-01-02 01:14:15 AM

Temescal: This is where I would usually ask for pictorial evidence. I'll pass this time tough.

meh
sort of want

TheOther

2012-01-02 01:23:41 AM

Temescal: This is where I would usually ask for pictorial evidence. I'll pass this time tough.

No. This one time, regardless of psychological scarring, we, as citizens, must demand incontestable proof!

Ed Finnerty

2012-01-02 01:33:44 AM

TheOther: Temescal: This is where I would usually ask for pictorial evidence. I'll pass this time tough.

No. This one time, regardless of psychological scarring, we, as citizens, must demand incontestable proof!

I'll bet she's got a monster clenis.

How else can you explain her and Marcus?

TommyymmoT

2012-01-02 01:34:14 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations

giggity??

About as erotic as a lesbo scene on The Golden Girls.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-02 01:52:52 AM

TommyymmoT: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations

giggity??

About as erotic as a lesbo scene on The Golden Girls.

Fap.

Bucky Katt

2012-01-02 02:06:28 AM

I didn't realize Bachmann was a feminazi.

Jamdug!

2012-01-02 02:13:52 AM

FirstNationalBastard: [www.bilerico.com image 600x450]

That picture is...unflattering.

alienated

2012-01-02 02:20:12 AM

Ed Finnerty: How else can you explain her and Marcus?

well, the guy does need to have a beard after all...

Britney Spear's Speculum

2012-01-02 02:39:48 AM

Still don't understand how she won the straw poll

UltimaCS

2012-01-02 02:42:47 AM

Jamdug!: FirstNationalBastard: [www.bilerico.com image 600x450]

That picture is...unflattering.

That's the most fap-worthy picture there is of her.

sprawl15

2012-01-02 02:45:24 AM

...and with that, she loses the Coulter endorsement. Way to go, Michele.

Allen262

2012-01-02 02:45:30 AM

AirForceVet: Sorry, Michele, but if it didn't work for Hillary, it sure as shiat ain't gonna work for you.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass

2012-01-02 02:45:41 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Still don't understand how she won the straw poll

Food and entertainment.

blastoh

2012-01-02 02:46:22 AM

FTA
"There's only been one statewide race in this presidential election so far, and it's the Iowa straw poll," Bachmann replied. "And I'm the candidate that won the Iowa straw poll. So, clearly, they were willing to get behind a woman, and I think they will again."

getting "behind a woman" and "voting for a woman" are two different things.

the opposite of charity is justice

2012-01-02 02:51:44 AM

Mrs Bachmann, that is precisely why so many evangelicals *aren't* voting for you

I almost feel sorry for her, what an unenviable position to have one's support base specifically against them having any power/authority. Shes essentially this guy:

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Jisaw

2012-01-02 02:53:52 AM

Uh, Subby, why on Earth would you use the "Obvious" tag? Would Marcus really be with her if she couldn't please him?

fusillade762

2012-01-02 02:54:42 AM

I'm pretty sure Romney doesn't have one either.

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2012-01-02 03:04:21 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations

giggity??

In response to the quote out of the article you posted:

Does any woman actually do this during a conversation with another person? Excluding close friends and family, I would find it extremely upsetting and a gross cross of personal boundaries.

As for Michelle: we need a leader, not a friend. You would never get the Presidency in the first place, anyway.

torch

2012-01-02 03:08:20 AM

What the hell, it worked for Obama...

AmorousRedDragon

2012-01-02 03:09:09 AM

odinsposse

2012-01-02 03:10:43 AM

It's at least a good a reason as anything anyone would argue to vote for the other candidates.

Britney Spear's Speculum

2012-01-02 03:13:31 AM

Penis or no penis, she'll do anything for 20 bucks.

kvly.images.worldnow.com

Swat a Gadfly

2012-01-02 03:14:34 AM

I am not willing to give the big dick in the whitehouse another four years. I will support any alternative.

Swat a Gadfly

2012-01-02 03:20:23 AM

Sarah Palin's Conscience: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations

giggity??

In response to the quote out of the article you posted:

Does any woman actually do this during a conversation with another person? Excluding close friends and family, I would find it extremely upsetting and a gross cross of personal boundaries.

As for Michelle: we need a leader, not a friend. You would never get the Presidency in the first place, anyway.

Are you really that uptight? Who can you hug?

Notabunny

2012-01-02 03:25:43 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Britney Spear's Speculum: Still don't understand how she won the straw poll

Food and entertainment.

There's more truth to that than I think most people realize.

Ringshadow

2012-01-02 03:28:14 AM

Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations, extended contact her male challengers tend to avoid.

Okay, uh, is this normal? Do people normally treat total strangers like this? I find this really creepy.

Swat a Gadfly

2012-01-02 03:31:00 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Penis or no penis, she'll do anything for 20 bucks.

[kvly.images.worldnow.com image 475x307]

Does the envy cum from your $2.00 fee.
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Sarah Palin's Conscience

2012-01-02 03:34:56 AM

Swat a Gadfly: Sarah Palin's Conscience: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations

giggity??

In response to the quote out of the article you posted:

Does any woman actually do this during a conversation with another person? Excluding close friends and family, I would find it extremely upsetting and a gross cross of personal boundaries.

As for Michelle: we need a leader, not a friend. You would never get the Presidency in the first place, anyway.

Are you really that uptight? Who can you hug?

Close friends and family. I don't know you, don't touch me.

Smackledorfer

2012-01-02 03:34:57 AM

If polls show that women support her as their representative, can we get rid of their suffrage?

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2012-01-02 03:36:54 AM

Smackledorfer: If polls show that women support her as their representative, can we get rid of their suffrage?

Their crazy evangelical husbands already do that.

freetomato

2012-01-02 03:39:10 AM

This is the same brain-damaged mindset that chopped McCain off at the heels.

"Females" won't blindly vote for another female as if it is the Student Body President. Smart females, that is.

I'm a mama grizzly, dammit. FARK that lazy, greedy Palin asshole for trying to co-opt that term. I've spent 24 years in uniform between active duty and reservist time. I have a kid I'd take a bullet for. I'm a responsible gun owner and am pro-capital punishment, if one is entirely sure that the punishment fits the crime. PLUS I can claim minority status for bonus points. And none of the tripe you spout speaks for me. Too much to go into, but I'd speak my mind to your narrow-minded blank face, given a chance. I'm liberal, and I'd kick your ass any day, Michelle, not only physically, but spiritually, ethically, morally and mentally.

I'm a Real American, by the way. I'd got toe to toe on that.

How dare you, you silly biatch, to assume that my vote is in the bag because we are the same gender. There is a functioning brain attached to reproductive organs.

aevert

2012-01-02 03:41:13 AM

Ed Finnerty: Could someone just dump a bucket of water on her already?

I think you're thinking of Christine O'Donnell.

Swat a Gadfly

2012-01-02 03:41:39 AM

Ringshadow: Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations, extended contact her male challengers tend to avoid.

Okay, uh, is this normal? Do people normally treat total strangers like this? I find this really creepy.

Let us hear from the recipients of such attention, Often such gestures are merely comforting, Get your mind out of the gutter,

calufrax

2012-01-02 03:49:56 AM

Anyone going to be able to go to a public event of hers?

Are you interested in waving a sign with a big "1 Timothy 2:12" on it?

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2012-01-02 03:51:38 AM

Swat a Gadfly: Ringshadow: Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations, extended contact her male challengers tend to avoid.

Okay, uh, is this normal? Do people normally treat total strangers like this? I find this really creepy.

Let us hear from the recipients of such attention, Often such gestures are merely comforting, Get your mind out of the gutter,

I don't think that Ringshadow meant that the touches were sexual in nature.

You don't have any location mentioned in your profile, SaG, so maybe you're not from the US?

If you are from the US, then you should know that "personal bubbles" are kind of a big deal here.

You may be a "hugger." If so, then stop that. It's incredibly creepy and unwanted. Do not touch someone without their permission.

Why is this so hard?

Swat a Gadfly

2012-01-02 03:54:40 AM

freetomato: This is the same brain-damaged mindset that chopped McCain off at the heels.

"Females" won't blindly vote for another female as if it is the Student Body President. Smart females, that is.

I'm a mama grizzly, dammit. FARK that lazy, greedy Palin asshole for trying to co-opt that term. I've spent 24 years in uniform between active duty and reservist time. I have a kid I'd take a bullet for. I'm a responsible gun owner and am pro-capital punishment, if one is entirely sure that the punishment fits the crime. PLUS I can claim minority status for bonus points. And none of the tripe you spout speaks for me. Too much to go into, but I'd speak my mind to your narrow-minded blank face, given a chance. I'm liberal, and I'd kick your ass any day, Michelle, not only physically, but spiritually, ethically, morally and mentally.

I'm a Real American, by the way. I'd got toe to toe on that.

How dare you, you silly biatch, to assume that my vote is in the bag because we are the same gender. There is a functioning brain attached to reproductive organs.

Thank you for your service to our country. But your brain is not functioning when you ascribe gender to Bachman's appeal. Just vote for a male cock.

Ringshadow

2012-01-02 03:57:26 AM

Sarah Palin's Conscience: I don't think that Ringshadow meant that the touches were sexual in nature.

You don't have any location mentioned in your profile, SaG, so maybe you're not from the US?

If you are from the US, then you should know that "personal bubbles" are kind of a big deal here.

You may be a "hugger." If so, then stop that. It's incredibly creepy and unwanted. Do not touch someone without their permission.

Why is this so hard?

I wasn't implying anything sexual at all. I was just saying that I don't want someone I met less than five minutes ago getting all touchy feely on me. I'm a hugger, but it's with friends. A total stranger? Oh hell no. This to me sounds like a way to get the flu. Frankly I read the statement in the article and my first thought was "What is this the subway fondlers' club?"

Shake my hand, fine. Fistbump, fine. Hug? Pushing it. Rub my back? GTFO, you are creeping me out.

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2012-01-02 03:59:43 AM

calufrax: Anyone going to be able to go to a public event of hers?

Are you interested in waving a sign with a big "1 Timothy 2:12" on it?

That would involve reading the Bible.

dickfreckle

2012-01-02 04:00:13 AM

freetomato: I'm liberal, and I'd kick your ass any day, Michelle, not only physically, but spiritually, ethically, morally and mentally.

There's not much in the world I love more than a fire-breathing liberal biatch goddess, as long as you're not Janine Garafolo. Welcome to my favorites list!

_{/have been meaning to fav you for some time, but am often lazy and/or drunk}

freetomato

2012-01-02 04:04:25 AM

Swat a Gadfly: Thank you for your service to our country. But your brain is not functioning when you ascribe gender to Bachman's appeal. Just vote for a male cock.

You have a point. However, those assclowns who assumed all us women would get the vapors and vote for mccain/PALIN - WOMAN! NOT HILLARY! are still running the show, I'm sure.

Strong American Women like Strong American Women. We just hate vapid puppets who are groomed to inspire semis.

Elizabeth? Hillary if you are still up for it? On their most hormonal days they are more competant than the clown parade the GOP is trying to pass off.

Jim_Callahan

2012-01-02 04:05:15 AM

AirForceVet: Sorry, Michele, but if it didn't work for Hillary, it sure as shiat ain't gonna work for you.

Yeah, Hillary, for all her baggage and lack of ethics, is still at least a competent politician with an agenda not solely focused on making the US self-destruct.

Swat a Gadfly

2012-01-02 04:07:48 AM

Sarah Palin's Conscience: Swat a Gadfly: Ringshadow: Bachmann dispenses warm hugs as readily as simple handshakes. She'll sometimes run her hand along another woman's back during conversations, extended contact her male challengers tend to avoid.

Okay, uh, is this normal? Do people normally treat total strangers like this? I find this really creepy.

Let us hear from the recipients of such attention, Often such gestures are merely comforting, Get your mind out of the gutter,

I don't think that Ringshadow meant that the touches were sexual in nature.

You don't have any location mentioned in your profile, SaG, so maybe you're not from the US?

If you are from the US, then you should know that "personal bubbles" are kind of a big deal here.

You may be a "hugger." If so, then stop that. It's incredibly creepy and unwanted. Do not touch someone without their permission.

Why is this so hard?

I receive hugs from clients when I solve their legal problems. I am not the hugger but the huggee. I promise not to touch you with a ten foot pole. Your bubble is safe.

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