yeah i would...

She could dance on my pole any day of the week.

So... does this mean I'm an asshole for NOT bullying the ugly girls in school? Now they are all working boring office jobs with ugly fat husbands instead of hot strippers at the top of their game.

CitizenTed: CanisNoir: I think the saddest part of that whole story is winning the Top Pole Dancer award is the first thing she's accomplished in life that she's truly proud of.

Way to go Stripper!

I assume you have published a well-received book, directed a film, or at least led a group to top place in a battle of the bands? Anything? Bueller?

Didn't think so.

/go, stripper girl, go!

I was an important innovator in processing and securitizing sub prime loans. I have more more pride in her personal accomplishment than my own.

well, bully for her.

So after years of embattled adolescence, she became a whore. Wow, she sure showed them.

Hoping to see DFC stripper, leaving disappointed.

Gig103: So is 'blossomed' a new word for plastic surgery these days?

Don't be a hater. This is the breast inspirational story of the year.

Girl with low self esteem becomes stripper, news at 11.

CanisNoir: I think the saddest part of that whole story is winning the Top Pole Dancer award is the first thing she's accomplished in life that she's truly proud of.

Way to go Stripper!

At least she's not a crack whore

/ The white ones are meth whores

Reminds me of my cat, Sticky. Get it near anything and it'll stick to it.

/not for the other reason

Anyone here buy their SO a new pair o' tits? I'm thinking of getting a set for the fiance. She's a small B right now, I'd like to take her to at least a D, preferably a DD.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone here buy their SO a new pair o' tits? I'm thinking of getting a set for the fiance. She's a small B right now, I'd like to take her to at least a D, preferably a DD.

You want her to be a freak, and have every guy drool in her direction?

Harry_Seldon: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone here buy their SO a new pair o' tits? I'm thinking of getting a set for the fiance. She's a small B right now, I'd like to take her to at least a D, preferably a DD.

You want her to be a freak, and have every guy drool in her direction?

Don't forget the non-stop complaining about her back pain.

Footage of her in action. No nudity, but obviously NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN5JEHMoxyk&feature=related (new window)

The plain girls often blossom later, and when they do they usually eclipse the popular girls. At least that's what I learned from my 10 year reunion. The popular girls were all hogzillas with boobs heading south faster than frat boys on their way to Tijuana. The plain girls who were teased mercilessly ended up looking great, many of which were downright hot.

So patience... bullies get theirs one way or another.

I'd be proud if I were her. Life challenged her, said, "make something of yourself, show everyone what you're worth," and so she went right out and got really good at getting naked in front of fat drunk pervs.

That's bootstrappy. That's the stuff America was built on. We could all learn something from this young woman. She has a long, bright career ahead of her. The skies the limit: $10 bills, $20 dollar bills, maybe even a $100 bill for a quick and dirty handy during a lap dance.

Think about that next time you ridicule the job creators, you neckbearded mouth breathing libtards.

Harry_Seldon: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone here buy their SO a new pair o' tits? I'm thinking of getting a set for the fiance. She's a small B right now, I'd like to take her to at least a D, preferably a DD.

You want her to be a freak, and have every guy drool in her direction?

I just want some big ole funbags smacking me in the face on our honeymoon.

Butterface.

It's good to see all the teasing didn't leave her with any issues.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Harry_Seldon: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone here buy their SO a new pair o' tits? I'm thinking of getting a set for the fiance. She's a small B right now, I'd like to take her to at least a D, preferably a DD.

You want her to be a freak, and have every guy drool in her direction?

I just want some big ole funbags smacking me in the face on our honeymoon.

So why didn't you seek out a woman with massive boobs instead of your fiancé?

Good for you hun. Self-worth is paramount. Now drop those shorts and work that pole.

And do something about those short arms while you're at it.

Anybody ever seen something other than a vertical pole? I'm not knocking the classic stripper pole by any means, but surely someone has gotten creative with horizontal poles? Saw them using exercise balls in Guam once.

/dont call me Shirley

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone here buy their SO a new pair o' tits? I'm thinking of getting a set for the fiance. She's a small B right now, I'd like to take her to at least a D, preferably a DD.

Don't go more than two cup sizes up unless she's badly sagging from nursing a few kids. Gravity stops doing its job and they look more like tumors exploding out of the chest.

If you want to show her off as arm candy, they still offer padded push up bras in the D cup range.

jaytkay: CanisNoir: I think the saddest part of that whole story is winning the Top Pole Dancer award is the first thing she's accomplished in life that she's truly proud of.

Way to go Stripper!

At least she's not a crack whore

/ The white ones are meth whores

According to NatGeo there's white crack whores. I saw it earlier tonight.

/She may have been confusing nymphomania with drug abuse...

relhak: Footage of her in action. No nudity, but obviously NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN5JEHMoxyk&feature=related (new window)

Well... isn't she just a bendy little thing...

Top Pole Dancer. That'll show 'em.

Shin fat a.k.a. SPAM.

Ed Willy: So... does this mean I'm an asshole for NOT bullying the ugly girls in school? Now they are all working boring office jobs with ugly fat husbands instead of hot strippers at the top of their game.

yes. you could have been one of those ugly fat husbands.

Ugh, bullying. The hip and new white person way to be a victim

Britney Spear's Speculum: Ugh, bullying. The hip and new white person way to be a victim

How in the flying hell do you make this about race? WTF is wrong with you? Did a white guy rape you as a child, or what?

Success?

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone here buy their SO a new pair o' tits? I'm thinking of getting a set for the fiance. She's a small B right now, I'd like to take her to at least a D, preferably a DD.

Don't do it. Tupperware tits can be nice to look at if they're done right, but they're not very fun to play with.

If you decide not to heed that advice:
a) Get the best surgeon you can find. This isn't something you want to do on the cheap.
b) Don't go up more than one cup size. (A good surgeon will tell you this)

relhak: Footage of her in action. No nudity, but obviously NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN5JEHMoxyk&feature=related (new window)

Worst pole dance ever, seriously that was terrible.

There are numerous clubs within 20 mins of me that could provide better entertainment.

I give all props to pole dancers. I remember hitting a strip joint about 18 years ago, before pole dancing got all the publicity. There were should gals there, in heels and all, who could do some amazing gymnastics. Most of the guys there didn't realize what they were watching, but I knew that what the gals were doing was not easy at all.

How many of you can climb up a pole? Then slide down with control so that when you get near the bottom, you slow down to a crawl? Or hold yourself out like a flag? Some of the gals I saw weren't doing what the modern gals can do (bless 'em), but they could spin around grabbing the pole by one hand and I have to give them big props. The good ones got big tips from me.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone here buy their SO a new pair o' tits? I'm thinking of getting a set for the fiance. She's a small B right now, I'd like to take her to at least a D, preferably a DD.

Real of nearly any size > Fake. That is all. Besides, if you two have kids, tha boobies will get bigger as a result.

/ my wife went from C to D
//no complaints
///great googly moogly, etc.

Now I'll make fun of her because she's a pole dancer.

@ relhak

It would be nice if she took the time to learn how to handle that prop skillfully. Isis wings are an absolute biatch to work with, but glorious when done right.