FTA...Reinhard was arrested on the same charge of child neglect without great bodily harm in 2007 and has a history with the Florida Department of Children and Families, which also responded to the incident Saturday.

The children were turned over to DCF custody after her children told investigators they were scared to go home, where they say they were abused by their mother's live-in boyfriend, reports stated.

I really feel bad for her children. Not only has this biatch been arrested for child neglect in the past, but her boyfriend is abusive to her kids.


As much as I dislike how Florida's foster care system is run, the kids might be better off being placed with them if suitable family members aren't available for placement.

Depends on how many kids. 1-2: no drinks because you really should spend your time with each of them, enjoying the day and bonding. 3-4: This is your sweet spot, you can probably get drunk, make sure they spend the day together and keep your eye on the most responsible one. 5-6: You could probably get away with having a beer or two because there are enough of them to keep each other company, but you can't drink too much because that's too many kids to keep track of. 6-∞: no drinks because you're probably a huge slut when you get drunk.

*7-∞

/should prolly lay off the sauce
//no math

She then called the arresting deputies "Nazis" and "Hitler" and was belligerent in front of families with children at the park, the report noted.


I wonder what her Fark handle is...

jaylectricity: Depends on how many kids. 1-2: no drinks because you really should spend your time with each of them, enjoying the day and bonding. 3-4: This is your sweet spot, you can probably get drunk, make sure they spend the day together and keep your eye on the most responsible one. 5-6: You could probably get away with having a beer or two because there are enough of them to keep each other company, but you can't drink too much because that's too many kids to keep track of. 6-∞: no drinks because you're probably a huge slut when you get drunk.

Two of the kids were hers, two were the children of a friend. Going by the bit from the article below, I'd say momma was pretty damned drunk.

FTA...one of her children phoned an acquaintance to report her mother was "really drunk" and "hanging over some guy she didn't know,"

Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: Depends on how many kids. 1-2: no drinks because you really should spend your time with each of them, enjoying the day and bonding. 3-4: This is your sweet spot, you can probably get drunk, make sure they spend the day together and keep your eye on the most responsible one. 5-6: You could probably get away with having a beer or two because there are enough of them to keep each other company, but you can't drink too much because that's too many kids to keep track of. 6-∞: no drinks because you're probably a huge slut when you get drunk.

Two of the kids were hers, two were the children of a friend. Going by the bit from the article below, I'd say momma was pretty damned drunk.

FTA...one of her children phoned an acquaintance to report her mother was "really drunk" and "hanging over some guy she didn't know,"

Dammit. I knew she was bad news.

BigNumber12: I wonder what her Fark handle is...

Well, it wasn't me. I'm a guy.

Maybe it was GAT-00 or Weaver95 or even GaryPDX?

Reinhard also declined to place them with someone else, as the children requested in front of investigators, according to the report.

"PLEASE don't send us home with her! Let us stay someplace else! Anywhere!"

"Sorry, kids, your mom still wants you."

"But...but we told you--"

"Just get in the car."

And then we wonder why these little delinquents grow up to be, well, big delinquents.

MalvolioMandarin: Boozey moms choose Jiff?

Well done!

As someone who goes to a couple of small town WI festivals every year, I've witnessed a lot of parents who are plastered while the kids run around making the carnies earn their keep. "Here's another 20 ride tickets. Go ride the tilt-a-whirl another 5 times while mommy and daddy ride the beer tent ride again."

Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: Depends on how many kids. 1-2: no drinks because you really should spend your time with each of them, enjoying the day and bonding. 3-4: This is your sweet spot, you can probably get drunk, make sure they spend the day together and keep your eye on the most responsible one. 5-6: You could probably get away with having a beer or two because there are enough of them to keep each other company, but you can't drink too much because that's too many kids to keep track of. 6-∞: no drinks because you're probably a huge slut when you get drunk.

Two of the kids were hers, two were the children of a friend. Going by the bit from the article below, I'd say momma was pretty damned drunk.

FTA...one of her children phoned an acquaintance to report her mother was "really drunk" and "hanging over some guy she didn't know,"

My comment wasn't geared towards reality so much as it was giving an opinion in an amusing way. I hope I amused at least one reader.