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		Lebron gets engaged on New Year's Eve, finally guaranteed a ring (chicagotribune.com)		28
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Richard Freckle

2012-01-01 08:52:11 PM

I disagree, subby, men don't get rings until they trade nuptials. This is the marriage equivalent to the 4th quarter...let's see how he does.

SilentStrider

2012-01-01 09:21:06 PM

Richard Freckle: I disagree, subby, men don't get rings until they trade nuptials. This is the marriage equivalent to the 4th quarter...let's see how he does.

done in one.

jaylectricity

2012-01-01 10:16:56 PM

I guess I'll have to come back after 12:14am and click the smart button for Dickfreckle. Posted pretty much what I had planned on saying.

SnakeMan

2012-01-01 10:27:06 PM

Why is this under Showbiz? Did he get engaged to a Kardashian?

jaylectricity

2012-01-01 10:28:52 PM

SnakeMan: Why is this under Showbiz? Did he get engaged to a Kardashian?

Gossip = Showbiz

beantowndog

2012-01-01 10:35:45 PM

SnakeMan: Why is this under Showbiz? Did he get engaged to a Kardashian?

It's not like he's a wrestler.

jaylectricity

2012-01-01 10:46:57 PM

And now it's gone live earlier than planned. Whatevs.

browneye

2012-01-01 10:48:41 PM

I thought he was already married.

dallylamma

2012-01-01 11:14:34 PM

So will this make his two bastards legitimate...or are they always going to be bastards?

James Scameron

2012-01-01 11:15:46 PM

so...ok..if Lebron gets married, what about Palestine and all that then?
and then...what about...

oh...nevermind

michaelgvh

2012-01-01 11:18:49 PM

Let's keep LeBron in Sports, please. He may want to be a global brand, but he's still just a prick who plays a game for millions of dollars.

Apos

2012-01-01 11:43:11 PM

Why the undercurrent of LeBron disdain? It's not like he renounced anything.

hicksfa2

2012-01-01 11:56:33 PM

But in typical LeCrabDribble style he'll make tons of lofty promises; but fail to close out in the last few precious seconds of the series.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-01-02 12:10:08 AM

Savannah wants that Vanessa Laine money to go with those tit implants she got recently. Divorced in two years.

/which should last longer than Michael Jordan's 'marriage' to his latest pinktoe golddigger

BunkoSquad

2012-01-02 01:15:37 AM

I hope Delonte West nails her

EnderX

2012-01-02 01:20:51 AM

how can you tell who posted the original article and headline? 1st time I've thought to ask.

bdub77

2012-01-02 01:26:00 AM

I would have thought he'd go on the Bachelor. He can have a live event in which he can play off different girls for weeks, then choose in the end between three different girls, two of them never want to speak to him again and the third who looks great but totally doesn't work out because in the end America knows it is a total sham.

skinink

2012-01-02 01:30:44 AM

In two weeks LeBron will announce on Ellen DeGeneres that he leaving his fiancee for some Miami cocktail waitress.

TheManofPA

2012-01-02 02:07:10 AM

BunkoSquad: I hope Delonte West nails her

Wasn't the rumor that she banged a NBA player right before the finals leading LeBron to be distracted again. I remember hearing it was a mirror of the West situation (but with his girl, not his mom). Did anyone ever find out if that was true/false?

Neeek

2012-01-02 05:48:29 AM

dallylamma: So will this make his two bastards legitimate...or are they always going to be bastards?

Who farking cares?

They are children. How they were conceived is utterly irrelevant, and assigning a status to them based on it is monstrous. So fark you and your disgusting placeism.

Cybernetic

2012-01-02 06:58:34 AM

Remember, guys, the future ex-Mrs. James will probably be worth upwards of $50 million after the divorce. So start making plans to get in there.

FinFangFark

2012-01-02 09:42:57 AM

TheManofPA: BunkoSquad: I hope Delonte West nails her

Wasn't the rumor that she banged a NBA player right before the finals leading LeBron to be distracted again. I remember hearing it was a mirror of the West situation (but with his girl, not his mom). Did anyone ever find out if that was true/false?

It was Rashard Lewis. He's a local guy from Houston. During the finals, there was a story on James's personal distractions, and out here a rumor spread that Lewis had banged his GF.

TheManofPA

2012-01-02 09:59:41 AM

FinFangFark: TheManofPA: BunkoSquad: I hope Delonte West nails her

Wasn't the rumor that she banged a NBA player right before the finals leading LeBron to be distracted again. I remember hearing it was a mirror of the West situation (but with his girl, not his mom). Did anyone ever find out if that was true/false?

It was Rashard Lewis. He's a local guy from Houston. During the finals, there was a story on James's personal distractions, and out here a rumor spread that Lewis had banged his GF.

Thanks, I couldn't remember for sure.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-01-02 12:31:30 PM

bdub77: I would have thought he'd go on the Bachelor. He can have a live event in which he can play off different girls for weeks, then choose in the end between three different girls, two of them never want to speak to him again and the third who looks great but totally doesn't work out because in the end America knows it is a total sham.

He's the wrong skin color for the Bachelor tv show.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-01-02 12:34:26 PM

Neeek: dallylamma: So will this make his two bastards legitimate...or are they always going to be bastards?

Who farking cares?

They are children. How they were conceived is utterly irrelevant, and assigning a status to them based on it is monstrous. So fark you and your disgusting placeism.

For the kids, yes, it is irrelevant. But we can make fun of their ghetto ass parents for doing shiat backwards, can't we?

bdub77

2012-01-02 12:58:42 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: He's the wrong skin color for the Bachelor tv show.

Which is why it's perfect. A filthy rich celebrity black man chooses between a bunch of white and black girls. Every week is a total trainwreck of racist proportions. And isn't that the whole point of that show?

Trocadero

2012-01-02 10:26:50 PM