Depends what they test for. They should take a look at what happened with the snowboarders.

Which ones will be mandatory?

MayContainHorseGluten: FirstNationalBastard: Well, that's one way to wipe out professional surfing in one shot.

RTFA. They're testing to weed out the clean surfers. If you don't have drugs in you, you're out.

/snerk

Very well done.

MayContainHorseGluten: FirstNationalBastard: Well, that's one way to wipe out professional surfing in one shot.

RTFA. They're testing to weed out the clean surfers. If you don't have drugs in you, you're out.

/snerk

If only that were true. Fark you DEA

Smeggy Smurf: MayContainHorseGluten: FirstNationalBastard: Well, that's one way to wipe out professional surfing in one shot.

RTFA. They're testing to weed out the clean surfers. If you don't have drugs in you, you're out.

/snerk

If only that were true. Fark you DEA

Look, steroids, EPO, things that definitely might give an unfair competitive advantage, OK. You've gotta be testing for those if you want anyone to consider what you are doing a sport. Otherwise, it's just a big pile of worthless shiat like pro wrestling. Recreational drugs, they should leave alone, though. If you ruin your career, or suffer a fatal OD, that's nobody's business but your own. What are they going to do next, tell you you can't knock up 6 or 7 gold-digging hoes and still compete?

forgotmydamnusername: Look, steroids, EPO, things that definitely might give an unfair competitive advantage, OK. You've gotta be testing for those if you want anyone to consider what you are doing a sport. Otherwise, it's just a big pile of worthless shiat like pro wrestling.

0/10 Wrestling troll

MayContainHorseGluten: FirstNationalBastard: Well, that's one way to wipe out professional surfing in one shot.

RTFA. They're testing to weed out the clean surfers. If you don't have drugs in you, you're out.

/snerk


See what you did there... still laughing...

forgotmydamnusername: Smeggy Smurf: MayContainHorseGluten: FirstNationalBastard: Well, that's one way to wipe out professional surfing in one shot.

RTFA. They're testing to weed out the clean surfers. If you don't have drugs in you, you're out.

/snerk

If only that were true. Fark you DEA

Look, steroids, EPO, things that definitely might give an unfair competitive advantage, OK. You've gotta be testing for those if you want anyone to consider what you are doing a sport. Otherwise, it's just a big pile of worthless shiat like pro wrestling. Recreational drugs, they should leave alone, though. If you ruin your career, or suffer a fatal OD, that's nobody's business but your own. What are they going to do next, tell you you can't knock up 6 or 7 gold-digging hoes and still compete?

Serious question:

What about amphetamines? Surfers are very prone to use methamphetamine because of the way it makes them feel in the water.

I guess Mr. Hand will have to ask Spicoli to forfeit his championship. Aloha.

Hey! There's no birthday party in here....

People on ludes weed should not drive surf.

skinink: Charlie don't surf!

Boo!

Everyone here is missing the point:



Nice girls, and insanely hot.
/Yes, I know them.

MFAWG: forgotmydamnusername: Smeggy Smurf: MayContainHorseGluten: FirstNationalBastard: Well, that's one way to wipe out professional surfing in one shot.

RTFA. They're testing to weed out the clean surfers. If you don't have drugs in you, you're out.

/snerk

If only that were true. Fark you DEA

Look, steroids, EPO, things that definitely might give an unfair competitive advantage, OK. You've gotta be testing for those if you want anyone to consider what you are doing a sport. Otherwise, it's just a big pile of worthless shiat like pro wrestling. Recreational drugs, they should leave alone, though. If you ruin your career, or suffer a fatal OD, that's nobody's business but your own. What are they going to do next, tell you you can't knock up 6 or 7 gold-digging hoes and still compete?

Serious question:

What about amphetamines? Surfers are very prone to use methamphetamine because of the way it makes them feel in the water.

Amphetamines do fark-all as a PED, unless there's a professional insomnia league. You may think you're playing better, but the odds are that you're actually farking up and not noticing because you're in an altered state of consciousness and your judgement is shot. That's what NFL players discovered, anyway.

the pdga is banning cigarette smoking at the am/pro disc golf championships. attendance went down, but they're blaming it on locale. i won't be going to any more myself.

/too busy trying to become the pga and appeal to people who don't play they forget to appeal to those that already do

evilmousse: the pdga is banning cigarette smoking at the am/pro disc golf championships. attendance went down, but they're blaming it on locale. i won't be going to any more myself.

/too busy trying to become the pga and appeal to people who don't play they forget to appeal to those that already do

Cigarettes are the least of problems on a disc golf course.

Well now how will their rich silver spoon kids get record contracts after doing nothing but playing beach guitar for their entire lives?

JBKMDX: forgotmydamnusername: Look, steroids, EPO, things that definitely might give an unfair competitive advantage, OK. You've gotta be testing for those if you want anyone to consider what you are doing a sport. Otherwise, it's just a big pile of worthless shiat like pro wrestling.

0/10 Wrestling troll

Whatever. I'm probably the one being trolled here, but pro wrestling is the official "sport" of functionally illiterate illiterate trailer-trash retards. I can't write anything which will adequately express the depth of my contempt. If you want to see people leaping into each other's arms, ballet dancers are better at it.

Good thing Andy Irons got his titles in before this.

forgotmydamnusername: MFAWG: forgotmydamnusername: Smeggy Smurf: MayContainHorseGluten: FirstNationalBastard: Well, that's one way to wipe out professional surfing in one shot.

RTFA. They're testing to weed out the clean surfers. If you don't have drugs in you, you're out.

/snerk

If only that were true. Fark you DEA

Look, steroids, EPO, things that definitely might give an unfair competitive advantage, OK. You've gotta be testing for those if you want anyone to consider what you are doing a sport. Otherwise, it's just a big pile of worthless shiat like pro wrestling. Recreational drugs, they should leave alone, though. If you ruin your career, or suffer a fatal OD, that's nobody's business but your own. What are they going to do next, tell you you can't knock up 6 or 7 gold-digging hoes and still compete?

Serious question:

What about amphetamines? Surfers are very prone to use methamphetamine because of the way it makes them feel in the water.

Amphetamines do fark-all as a PED, unless there's a professional insomnia league. You may think you're playing better, but the odds are that you're actually farking up and not noticing because you're in an altered state of consciousness and your judgement is shot. That's what NFL players discovered, anyway.

So they shouldn't test for it, because it's being used recreationally?

farkingismybusiness: Cigarettes are the least of problems on a disc golf course.

i know that and you know that, and that's why my comment wasn't completely offtopic, but that's the image the pdga is trying so desperately to get rid of, which is trying to turn a sow's ear into a silk purse.

MFAWG: forgotmydamnusername: MFAWG: forgotmydamnusername: Smeggy Smurf: MayContainHorseGluten: FirstNationalBastard: Well, that's one way to wipe out professional surfing in one shot.

RTFA. They're testing to weed out the clean surfers. If you don't have drugs in you, you're out.

/snerk

If only that were true. Fark you DEA

Look, steroids, EPO, things that definitely might give an unfair competitive advantage, OK. You've gotta be testing for those if you want anyone to consider what you are doing a sport. Otherwise, it's just a big pile of worthless shiat like pro wrestling. Recreational drugs, they should leave alone, though. If you ruin your career, or suffer a fatal OD, that's nobody's business but your own. What are they going to do next, tell you you can't knock up 6 or 7 gold-digging hoes and still compete?

Serious question:

What about amphetamines? Surfers are very prone to use methamphetamine because of the way it makes them feel in the water.

Amphetamines do fark-all as a PED, unless there's a professional insomnia league. You may think you're playing better, but the odds are that you're actually farking up and not noticing because you're in an altered state of consciousness and your judgement is shot. That's what NFL players discovered, anyway.

So they shouldn't test for it, because it's being used recreationally?

Whether speed is being used recreationally or not, it's irrelevant, because it isn't giving users an unfair advantage. In fact, it may very well do the opposite. If you wanna fark yourself up, that's your business, not mine. If you're going to take cash out of my pocket with an unethical tactic, though, it's a problem.