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2012 looking to be a great year in movies if you're a superhero fan. If you're not, prepare for lots of "meh"
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SockMonkeyHolocaust
2012-01-01 12:05:06 PM
I really hope it's rebooted origin stories because man I can't get enough of superhero origin stories.
Weaver95
2012-01-01 12:43:48 PM
I'm kind of interested in Prometheus.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-01 01:39:50 PM
Even if you're a superhero fan, prepare for lots of "meh".
DamnYankees
2012-01-01 01:44:12 PM
I can't be the only person sick of the "OMG movies suck so hard these days" headlines here on Fark. There are brilliant movies of all genres released every year, and next year is going to have some amazing ones, both superhero and not. Stop biatching, subby.
Meatzilla
2012-01-01 01:52:15 PM
Well, don't forget about the new hobbit movie coming out this summer--
Mugato
2012-01-01 02:59:50 PM
Will watch Prometheus. And Batman because the first two were good, not because of anything I've seen/read about it.
mrichmond3737
2012-01-01 03:08:33 PM
I have a fleeting interest in seeing The Great Gatsby. We'll see how I feel 12 months from now though.
Mugato
2012-01-01 03:20:16 PM
mrichmond3737
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I have a fleeting interest in seeing The Great Gatsby.
I don't know, Charles Dicksons is an asshole.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-01 04:09:15 PM
DamnYankees:
I can't be the only person sick of the "OMG movies suck so hard these days" headlines here on Fark.
Nope.
Not at all.
eddievercetti
2012-01-01 04:28:12 PM
Besides Avengers and Dark Knight, I'm looking forward to Hunger Games and Brave
Ginnungagap42
2012-01-01 04:38:25 PM
I'm looking forward to
"John Carter"
, directed by Pixar's Andrew Stanton. (new window)
Flint Ironstag
2012-01-01 04:39:54 PM
No Cabin In The Woods? No Much Ado About Nothing?
deadsanta
2012-01-01 04:44:40 PM
Daniel Day Lewis and Steven Spielberg releasing "Lincoln". Tim Burton and Johnny Depp team up for "Dark Shadows". Quentin Tarantino turns his homage-meter to 11 for spaghetti westerns this coming year. These all sound like win-win films for non-comic-book moviegoers.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-01 04:50:35 PM
deadsanta:
Daniel Day Lewis and Steven Spielberg releasing "Lincoln". Tim Burton and Johnny Depp team up for "Dark Shadows". Quentin Tarantino turns his homage-meter to 11 for spaghetti westerns this coming year. These all sound like win-win films for non-comic-book moviegoers.
Precisely that.
And I say that as someone who isn't exactly a big fan of Burton.
Apos
2012-01-01 04:56:47 PM
While I thoroughly enjoyed
Taken
,the prospect of a sequel isn't only unappealing,it seems unnecessary. Who gets snatched now,Famke Janssen? Xander Berkeley?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-01 05:01:14 PM
Apos:
While I thoroughly enjoyed Taken ,the prospect of a sequel isn't only unappealing,it seems unnecessary. Who gets snatched now,Famke Janssen? Xander Berkeley?
The audience?
(But I kid the audience of
Taken 2
, I kid!)
skinink
2012-01-01 05:03:55 PM
It's always a good year for movies if you know where to look for your movies or can wait for the DVD release. "Drive" wasn't that popular a movie though it is a great action film. Not the best film of the year, but pretty good. I'm sure I'll find more than 3D films and super hero movies to watch. "We Need To Talk About Kevin" looks pretty good but I bet it won't even get a wide release like your typical super hero flick.
Apos
2012-01-01 05:16:14 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
:
Apos: While I thoroughly enjoyed Taken ,the prospect of a sequel isn't only unappealing,it seems unnecessary. Who gets snatched now,Famke Janssen? Xander Berkeley?
The audience?
(But I kid the audience of Taken 2, I kid!)
*Chuckle* Well played.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-01 05:21:33 PM
skinink:
It's always a good year for movies if you know where to look for your movies or can wait for the DVD release.
Also, this.
I wouldn't wholesale-paint a year's movie season on the basis of superhero movies alone. It's a ridiculous premise.
Apos:
*Chuckle* Well played.
*tip o' the hat*
Cheers, amigo, and happy new year to you and all-a-y'all!
Just_a_Bear
2012-01-01 05:21:47 PM
I read this as "2012 looking to be a great year if you're a superhero"
which is prob also true
Mugato
2012-01-01 05:21:59 PM
Ginnungagap42
:
I'm looking forward to "John Carter", directed by Pixar's Andrew Stanton. (new window)
I saw the trailer for that. Why does Mars look like Arizona? And why isn't "Mars" in the title? The book is called "John Carter of Mars", not "John Carter of Outside Phoenix".
I guess "Mars" is sort of box office poison. Mission to Mars, Red Planet, Ghosts of Mars, Invaders from Mars, Mars Attacks! (even though I liked that one). Total Recall is cool but you had to buy a ticket before you knew it took place on Mars.
Simply calling it John Carter reminds me of those USA tv movies with that douche from ER.
FeedTheCollapse
2012-01-01 05:22:10 PM
Ginnungagap42
:
I'm looking forward to "John Carter", directed by Pixar's Andrew Stanton. (new window)
i'm not familiar with the course material, but the previews for that made it look like the scripts for Avatar, Star Wars, Ferngully, and the Hobbit all puked into one pile and it formed its own movie.
Apos
2012-01-01 05:29:40 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
:
skinink: It's always a good year for movies if you know where to look for your movies or can wait for the DVD release.
Also, this.
I wouldn't wholesale-paint a year's movie season on the basis of superhero movies alone. It's a ridiculous premise.
Apos: *Chuckle* Well played.
*tip o' the hat*
Cheers, amigo, and happy new year to you and all-a-y'all!
And you as well,compadre.
Trolljegeren
2012-01-01 05:39:33 PM
Cliffnotes - The probable good ones are: John Carter (March); Battleship (May); The Hobbit (December)
JANUARY: Rampart; We Need to Talk About Kevin; Coriolanus; Red Tails; Haywire; One for the Money; and "Beauty and the Beast" again. fark you, Hollywood. fark you.
FEBRUARY: The Phantom Menace," now in 3-D; Ghost Rider" sequel; Tyler Perry's Good Deeds; The Woman in Black; This Is Not a Film. Why the fark were these even made?
MARCH: Dr. Seuss' The Lorax; The Hunger Games; John Carter; Being Flynn; The Raven; Playing the Field; 21 Jump Street; Snow White; Wrath of the Titans. Well, 'John Carter' might not suck.
APRIL: American Reunion; Scary Movie 5; The Three Stooges; The Lucky One;; Wettest County; Seeking a Friend at the End of the World; A Bullet in the Head; Titanic.
More shiat that shouldn't have been made.
MAY: The Avengers; Dark Shadows; Battleship; Men in Black 3; What to Expect When You're Expecting; The Dictator; Moonrise Kingdom. fark you, Marvel, and the DRM you rode in on - boycott. The Battleship may not suck.
JUNE: Snow White and the Huntsman; Jack the Giant Killer; Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted; Brave; Rock of Ages; Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter; Prometheus. More shiat. I think I'll go camping instead.
JULY: Neighborhood Watch; The Matchmaker; Ted; some crappy sequels; The Amazing Spider-Man remake; The Dark Knight Rises. Crap.
AUGUST: Warm Bodies; The Apparition; Sinister; 7500; The Possession; The Bourne Legacy; The Odd Life of Timothy Green; Total Recall; The Expendables. Mostly crap, and why not release the horror movies in farking OCTOBER?
SEPTEMBER: Resident Evil sequel; Dredd remake; Argo; Savage. Aaargh! shiat.
OCTOBER: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Halloween remakes; The Big Wedding; Taken 2; Frankenweenie; The Gangster Squad. More shiat.
NOVEMBER: My Mother's Curse; Parental Guidance; Gravity; 47 Ronin; Skyfall; The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part II. Maybe the Bond film won't suck too much.
DECEMBER: Django Unchained; The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey; This is 40; The Life of Pi; The Great Gatsby remake; Lincoln.
darkedgefan
2012-01-01 05:40:40 PM
The year looks awsome. I can't wait to see all the movies listed in the article.
Uncle Tractor
2012-01-01 05:42:53 PM
Meh.
But then, barring the occasional accident, Hollywood has been little more than "Meh" for a very long time now. It's where talent goes to die. Good thing Hollywood isn't the only place where they make movies.
Well, there's Promotheus, I guess.
/yeah, I watch Hollywood movies
//when the DVDs hit the low end of the price range
Apos
2012-01-01 05:43:11 PM
FeedTheCollapse
:
Ginnungagap42: I'm looking forward to "John Carter", directed by Pixar's Andrew Stanton. (new window)
i'm not familiar with the course material, but the previews for that made it look like the scripts for Avatar, Star Wars, Ferngully, and the Hobbit all puked into one pile and it formed its own movie.
Precisely why I'll wait until it airs on FX.
DamnYankees
2012-01-01 05:43:11 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass
2012-01-01 05:46:43 PM
SockMonkeyHolocaust
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I really hope it's rebooted origin stories because man I can't get enough of superhero origin stories.
Oh! I... I couldn't see that this particular thing is the problem I have with all the super hero movies. I mean Kick Ass was fine, but another Spiderman where he gets envenomed by a radioactive/genetically altered spider? I think we get it. We don't need a reimagining or a retelling. It doesn't really matter. Just put it as background panels beneath the title cards.
Mugato
2012-01-01 05:47:52 PM
Uncle Tractor
:
Good thing Hollywood isn't the only place where they make movies.
Yeah, Bollywood kicks ass.
Uncle Tractor
2012-01-01 05:51:45 PM
FeedTheCollapse
:
i'm not familiar with the course material, but the previews for that made it look like the scripts for Avatar, Star Wars, Ferngully, and the Hobbit all puked into one pile and it formed its own movie.
It's called "A Princess of Mars." It reads like Jules Verne In Space. Too busy for my opinion, but it should sit well with the ADHD teens of today.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-01-01 05:52:48 PM
Paging the Meh Angel....
/mostly because Meh Angel is hot
Uncle Tractor
2012-01-01 06:02:02 PM
OtherLittleGuy
:
Paging the Meh Angel....
/mostly because Meh Angel is hot
Meh Angel is hanging out in the Imagine thread. Right above this one.
there their theyre
2012-01-01 06:28:33 PM
Prometheus, dark knight, hobbit and Lincoln are the only ones I think ill see in a theater this year
hamdingers
2012-01-01 08:12:09 PM
Trolljegeren
:
Cliffnotes - The probable good ones are: John Carter (March);
Battleship
(May); The Hobbit (December)
It's good to sneak a joke in to see if folks are really paying attention.
Wayne 985
2012-01-01 08:21:54 PM
Will see: Men in Black 3, Prometheus, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Dark Knight Rises, Total Recall, Django Unchained, and The Hobbit.
texdent
2012-01-01 08:32:58 PM
January:
Underworld Awakening
February:
Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance
March
John Carter
Wrath of the Titans
The Hunger Games
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters - Maybe
Mirror Mirror - Maybe
April
American Reunion - Maybe
May
The Avengers
Dark Shadows - Maybe
Men in Black III
June
Snow White and the Huntsman - Maybe
Prometheus
Jack the Giant Killer - Maybe
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter - Maybe
G. I. Joe Retaliation
July
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Dark Knight Rises
August
The Expendables 2
September
Resident Evil Retribution
Dredd
October
Nothing seems worth watching
November
Skyfall
December
The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey
World War Z - Maybe
9beers
2012-01-01 08:52:09 PM
How can you forget about this awesomeness coming out in January?
Apos
2012-01-01 09:07:57 PM
9beers
:
How can you forget about this awesomeness coming out in January?
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
What is this?
Taken: Frozen Wilderness
?
GreenAdder
2012-01-01 09:15:43 PM
"Why don't they ever make a movie about the cool obscure indie comic I like?"
A few years later.
"Aw, man. They just made a movie about the cool obscure indie comic I like. Now other people know about it, and it ain't cool no more."
jeanwearinfool
2012-01-01 09:36:01 PM
skinink
:
It's always a good year for movies if you know where to look for your movies or can wait for the DVD release. "Drive" wasn't that popular a movie though it is a great action film. Not the best film of the year, but pretty good. I'm sure I'll find more than 3D films and super hero movies to watch. "We Need To Talk About Kevin" looks pretty good but I bet it won't even get a wide release like your typical super hero flick.
Drive was a horrible movie and you should feel ashamed for defending it. Like, "caught fooling around with your midget sister", ashamed.
Flint Ironstag
2012-01-01 09:53:49 PM
Underworld looks worth checking out.
And Total Recall will hopefully have a Beckinsale/Biel catfight so there's that to look forward to.
/Why yes I am shallow.
The Larch
2012-01-01 10:04:32 PM
Mugato
:
mrichmond3737: I have a fleeting interest in seeing The Great Gatsby.
I don't know, Charles Dicksons is an asshole.
You have your authors mixed up. Charles Dickensons was the guy who wrote
A Christmas Story.
But
The Great Gatsby
was written by Sinclair Lewis, who by all accounts was a really nice guy.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-01 10:23:49 PM
GreenAdder
:
"Why don't they ever make a movie about the cool obscure indie comic I like?"
A few years later.
"Aw, man. They just made a movie about the cool obscure indie comic I like. Now other people know about it, and it ain't cool no more."
Unless it's Jonah Hex, in which case no one liked the movie.
/these aren't "obscure indy comics" getting movies. In fact, the cool obscure Indy comic that got a live action property in recent history was Walking Dead, and everyone still likes the comic and the show.
Suede head
2012-01-01 10:43:12 PM
Dredd is looking interesting bu it seems to be slipping under most people's radar. Production design is realistically dark and grimly and dredd keeps his helmet on. Also, no awful comic sidekick.
GreenAdder
2012-01-01 10:56:59 PM
FirstNationalBastard
:
/these aren't "obscure indy comics" getting movies. In fact, the cool obscure Indy comic that got a live action property in recent history was Walking Dead, and everyone still likes the comic and the show.
I was actually referring to how these threads usually go (the reaction to a glut of superhero flicks), as opposed to the inevitable follow-up thread. In a thread like this, they'll wonder why some microprint emo drivel doesn't get a film adaptation. Then the microprint emo drivel does get an adaptation, and they're angry because it was totally a secret before the movie.
alwaysjaded
2012-01-01 10:57:09 PM
You know what will fix this? A movie about a spy betrayed by their government so they take revenge. We don't get nearly enough of those movies. *eyeroll*
browntimmy
2012-01-01 11:09:35 PM
Ginnungagap42
:
I'm looking forward to "John Carter", directed by Pixar's Andrew Stanton. (new window)
That looks terrible. Like Star Wars:Phantom Menace terrible.
Am interested in:
Dark Knight
Hobbit
Django Unchained
Prometheus
Bond
Lincoln
Maybe a couple more once I see the trailer
DamnYankees
2012-01-01 11:16:09 PM
browntimmy
:
Ginnungagap42: I'm looking forward to "John Carter", directed by Pixar's Andrew Stanton. (new window)
That looks terrible. Like Star Wars:Phantom Menace terrible.
Am interested in:
Dark Knight
Hobbit
Django Unchained
Prometheus
Bond
Lincoln
Maybe a couple more once I see the trailer
I don't understand how not a single person other than me is listing The Master on their lists. For me it's a clear number one.
turdfergusonn
2012-01-01 11:17:27 PM
Mugato
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Ginnungagap42: I'm looking forward to "John Carter", directed by Pixar's Andrew Stanton. (new window)
I saw the trailer for that. Why does Mars look like Arizona? And why isn't "Mars" in the title? The book is called "John Carter of Mars", not "John Carter of Outside Phoenix".
I guess "Mars" is sort of box office poison. Mission to Mars, Red Planet, Ghosts of Mars, Invaders from Mars, Mars Attacks! (even though I liked that one). Total Recall is cool but you had to buy a ticket before you knew it took place on Mars.
Simply calling it John Carter reminds me of those USA tv movies with that douche from ER.
The book is called "A Princess of Mars". And since the property is in the public domain, there was another movie direct to dvd starring Traci Lords released a couple years ago. It's truly terrible. It took the title A Princess of Mars.
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