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R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 12:34:08 PM
Complete fail without one of these (new window)
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 12:41:26 PM
R.A.Danny: Complete fail without one of these (new window)

Not nerdy. Campy.
 
Noirceuil
2012-01-01 12:46:52 PM
The first image looks like a great way to get shot by police thinking you have a liquid bomb.
 
video man [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 12:47:44 PM
That first one begs for Arnold Palmer. Tea in one tank, lemonade in the other.
 
Nightjars
2012-01-01 12:47:56 PM
I like the pi opener.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 12:48:24 PM
jaylectricity: R.A.Danny: Complete fail without one of these (new window)

Not nerdy. Campy.

You know what nerdy is? Caring about the difference between nerdy and campy, that's what nerdy is.
 
Sir Roderick Glossop
2012-01-01 12:49:15 PM
That Norte photoblocker is actually pretty awesome...

/if I went out, had friends or was employed I'd want one
// mom's basement don't judge, mom's basement don't hate
 
Buck Henderson
2012-01-01 12:50:23 PM
R.A.Danny: Complete fail without one of these (new window)

OK. That is f'n awesome. Creepy face aside, I want one.
 
Hoopy Frood
2012-01-01 12:52:20 PM
Better hope the caps and corks are tight if you use the Football, since you'd be carrying everything upside down.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 12:53:59 PM
Beer bong?
 
mjjt
2012-01-01 12:58:05 PM
R.A.Danny: Complete fail without one of these (new window)

1969? The Hombres?

getouttahere

Link (new window)
 
robodog
2012-01-01 12:58:53 PM
video man: That first one begs for Arnold Palmer. Tea in one tank, lemonade in the other.

John Daly, add vodak to the lemonade tank =)
 
The_Philosopher_King
2012-01-01 01:06:23 PM
The Norte Photoblocker?

If you do anything while drinking that you wouldn't do if you weren't drinking...

then you shouldn't be drinking.
 
RainDawg
2012-01-01 01:12:41 PM
Since when have farkers had any self-respect?
 
pudding7 [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 01:14:33 PM
The_Philosopher_King: The Norte Photoblocker?

If you do anything while drinking that you wouldn't do if you weren't drinking...

then you shouldn't be drinking.

Isn't the whole point of drinking so you can do things that you wouldn't do if you weren't drinking? Some of my favorite memories wouldn't have happened without copious amounts of alcohol consumption. The time we drank all the Guinness at that bar in Vail. The time we drank all the Guinness at the bar at The Wynn. The time I hooked up with those two chicks at their housewarming party. The two times we painted the "A" on A Mountain. Etc. Good times. Wouldn't have happened sober.
 
Saturn5
2012-01-01 01:26:20 PM
R.A.Danny: jaylectricity: R.A.Danny: Complete fail without one of these (new window)

Not nerdy. Campy.

You know what nerdy is? Caring about the difference between nerdy and campy, that's what nerdy is.

So he's a qualified judge on what's nerdy, then.
You didn't quite think your witty retort all the way through.
 
Meesterjojo
2012-01-01 01:28:17 PM
Subby should learn difference between nerd and geek.
 
baronvonzipper
2012-01-01 01:28:42 PM
What's in the briefcase?
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 01:39:42 PM
Saturn5: You didn't quite think your witty retort all the way through.

That was pretty much my point. Poor guy has a wedgie in need of medical attention.
 
urban.derelict
2012-01-01 01:44:29 PM
Because we don't have enough people killing themselves with alcohol, we need a top 10 list of gadgets to help people do that quicker.

/most people should die
//that's just unconscious knowledge
 
jdcgonzalez
2012-01-01 01:51:03 PM
500 bucks for maybe 200 dollars worth of stuff? No thanks.
 
L.D. Ablo
2012-01-01 01:56:18 PM
I don't need - or want - cutesy crap around when I'm drinking.
 
robbrie [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 02:15:00 PM
I never equated nerdy with heavy drinking (cf. Sheldon Cooper).

If nerds drank more, they'd be more social, outgoing, fun, and normal.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 02:21:07 PM
NERD BLACKFACE!
 
Wakefire
2012-01-01 02:31:48 PM
The chemistry-themed cocktail set should have a graduated cylinder and a magnetic stirring bar. The Erlenmeyer flask is ok, but test tubes are only good for holding samples, not for measuring or mixing.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 03:02:38 PM
R.A.Danny: Saturn5: You didn't quite think your witty retort all the way through.

That was pretty much my point. Poor guy has a wedgie in need of medical attention.

I'm naked.
 
Orgasmatron138
2012-01-01 03:19:18 PM
The Star Wars ice trays are awesome. I'm getting them.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-01 03:46:37 PM
jaylectricity: R.A.Danny: Saturn5: You didn't quite think your witty retort all the way through.

That was pretty much my point. Poor guy has a wedgie in need of medical attention.

I'm naked.

As you should be.

m.static.newsvine.com

Kind of want......maybe
 
JamisonJamieJames
2012-01-01 04:11:28 PM
the chemistry set is sold out. lame
 
The_Philosopher_King
2012-01-01 04:36:17 PM
Wakefire: The chemistry-themed cocktail set should have a graduated cylinder and a magnetic stirring bar. The Erlenmeyer flask is ok, but test tubes are only good for holding samples, not for measuring or mixing.

Good point.

Unless they are used as shot glasses.
 
Bagelox-99
2012-01-01 05:26:21 PM
robbrie: I never equated nerdy with heavy drinking (cf. Sheldon Cooper).

If nerds drank more, they'd be more social, outgoing, fun, and normal.

This. Nerdy drinking? Contradiction in terms.
 
earthworm2.0
2012-01-01 06:24:26 PM
pudding7: The_Philosopher_King: The Norte Photoblocker?

If you do anything while drinking that you wouldn't do if you weren't drinking...

then you shouldn't be drinking.

Isn't the whole point of drinking so you can do things that you wouldn't do if you weren't drinking? Some of my favorite memories wouldn't have happened without copious amounts of alcohol consumption. The time we drank all the Guinness at that bar in Vail. The time we drank all the Guinness at the bar at The Wynn. The time I hooked up with those two chicks at their housewarming party. The two times we painted the "A" on A Mountain. Etc. Good times. Wouldn't have happened sober.

Yeah.... And you remember that time that we went to the winchester and ate hog lumps?
 
opiumpoopy
2012-01-01 10:18:15 PM
Oh yes.

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