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The first rule of gunpoint carjacking club is, don't choose a cop. The second rule of gunpoint carjacking club is, choose a getaway driver who can drive
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BarbadoSlim
2012-01-01 09:28:50 AM
One less food stamp recepient, millions more to go.
miamiguy
2012-01-01 09:31:42 AM
Shot then ejected.. man darwin sure was after him.
lack of warmth
2012-01-01 09:47:46 AM
dead 17 yr old trifecta. Teen shot dead while paintballing and a Saginaw kid shot himself by accident in the head. That is all, continue to move about the cabin.
Benjimin_Dover
2012-01-01 10:03:33 AM
died after a getaway car in which he and at others
Somebody doesn't quite know what a getaway car is.
Lonewolf45100
2012-01-01 10:21:45 AM
Sounds like a good kid, honor student, volunteered at church, etc. etc.
gblive
2012-01-01 10:38:27 AM
Justice is served.
wumpus
2012-01-01 10:41:08 AM
This is a sign that Newark either needs more off-duty police to carjcack, or armed citizens. If you live in a terrible city, buy and carry a gun. As soon as criminals realize that everyone is armed there are far fewer targets. With fewer chances for crime, fewer criminals. Why shouldn't they be scared of being killed while threatening to kill?
PainInTheASP
2012-01-01 10:57:18 AM
This is why I only target older folks when I need the benjamins. You wouldn't believe the turnaround on used Hoveround parts. Plus, they are relatively easy game to call in--just yell "EARLYBIRD BUFFET!" and watch them come rollin'.
/You gotsta yell loud, tho.
darch
2012-01-01 11:07:26 AM
You gotsta yell loud, tho.
Eh? What's that?
myinternetname
2012-01-01 11:09:50 AM
Looks like NJ needs to rejoin America and get rid of their unconstitutional gun laws.
smitty04
2012-01-01 11:30:48 AM
The New Jersey policy of strictly limiting carry permits "to persons pecifically employed in security work . . . and to others who can establish an urgent necessity for carrying guns for self-protection" has made their citizens easy pickings.
Fissile
2012-01-01 11:38:32 AM
wumpus
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This is a sign that Newark either needs more off-duty police to carjcack, or armed citizens. If you live in a terrible city, buy and carry a gun. As soon as criminals realize that everyone is armed there are far fewer targets. With fewer chances for crime, fewer criminals. Why shouldn't they be scared of being killed while threatening to kill?
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Pennsylvania has shall issue concealed carry and Philly is the most dangerous large city in the US. It's not called "Kill-adelphia" for nothing.
smitty04
2012-01-01 11:40:53 AM
Blame it on this.
PainInTheASP
2012-01-01 11:57:42 AM
darch
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You gotsta yell loud, tho.
Eh? What's that?
I SAID, IT'S BINGO NIGHT AT THE AMERICAN LEGION!!!
eroye
2012-01-01 12:12:16 PM
Fissile
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wumpus: This is a sign that Newark either needs more off-duty police to carjcack, or armed citizens. If you live in a terrible city, buy and carry a gun. As soon as criminals realize that everyone is armed there are far fewer targets. With fewer chances for crime, fewer criminals. Why shouldn't they be scared of being killed while threatening to kill?
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Pennsylvania has shall issue concealed carry and Philly is the most dangerous large city in the US. It's not called "Kill-adelphia" for nothing.
Philly has their own - very restrictive - gun laws. The carry laws for the rest of the state don't apply if you go to Philly. They get the same results as NJ. It should be "Kill-adelphia" for criminal animals, not law-abiding citizens.
Fissile
2012-01-01 12:36:32 PM
eroye
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Fissile: wumpus: This is a sign that Newark either needs more off-duty police to carjcack, or armed citizens. If you live in a terrible city, buy and carry a gun. As soon as criminals realize that everyone is armed there are far fewer targets. With fewer chances for crime, fewer criminals. Why shouldn't they be scared of being killed while threatening to kill?
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Pennsylvania has shall issue concealed carry and Philly is the most dangerous large city in the US. It's not called "Kill-adelphia" for nothing.
Philly has their own - very restrictive - gun laws. The carry laws for the rest of the state don't apply if you go to Philly. They get the same results as NJ. It should be "Kill-adelphia" for criminal animals, not law-abiding citizens.
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Nope, the process is the same throughout the state.
Pennsylvania Firearm Owners Association
bingethinker
2012-01-01 12:57:16 PM
What a loser. The odds of your carjack victim being a cop are about one in 10,000.
Zombalupagus
2012-01-01 01:26:42 PM
eroye
2012-01-01 01:38:36 PM
Fissile
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eroye: Fissile: wumpus: This is a sign that Newark either needs more off-duty police to carjcack, or armed citizens. If you live in a terrible city, buy and carry a gun. As soon as criminals realize that everyone is armed there are far fewer targets. With fewer chances for crime, fewer criminals. Why shouldn't they be scared of being killed while threatening to kill?
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Pennsylvania has shall issue concealed carry and Philly is the most dangerous large city in the US. It's not called "Kill-adelphia" for nothing.
Philly has their own - very restrictive - gun laws. The carry laws for the rest of the state don't apply if you go to Philly. They get the same results as NJ. It should be "Kill-adelphia" for criminal animals, not law-abiding citizens.
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Nope, the process is the same throughout the state.
Pennsylvania Firearm Owners Association
The process SHOULD be the same according to the law, but its not. You almost need to lawyer up to get a permit. The standing joke is if you want a LTCF in Philly you need to move to another county. Read the discussion forum on the site you mentioned....(bottom of page)
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Clint_Torres
2012-01-01 02:25:40 PM
Has anyone posted this photo or blame yet?
Wardrobe_Malfunction
2012-01-01 04:45:20 PM
Everyone in Newark owns a gun which is why it's such a safe place.
SwiftFox
2012-01-01 06:06:25 PM
SystemFault
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I'm sorry to read that the officer had to go to the hospital to be treated for shock.
Other than that: SoFullOfWin.jpg
Yes, but confusing. Shock from what? Blood loss? Doesn't sound like it.
"Trauma" used to describe actual physical damage
The Blind Fury
2012-01-01 07:28:33 PM
darch
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You gotsta yell loud, tho.
Eh? What's that?
Pasta fell out
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