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Cancer found in 20 women who had faulty implants. So, still think these abominations are a good idea, ladies?
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Snarfangel
2012-01-01 10:12:18 AM
Oh no. I hope some implants are safe.
shivashakti
2012-01-01 10:46:55 AM
I still think they're a good idea for women who've had mastectomies..
MadCat221
2012-01-01 11:22:14 AM
shivashakti
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I still think they're a good idea for women who've had mastectomies..
This. I'm okay with plastic surgery to fix defects or injuries or disease... But doing it for vanity just shows how vapid and hollow you are.
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2012-01-01 11:23:55 AM
20 women out of how many who had faulty implants?
Abner Doon
2012-01-01 11:24:00 AM
Twenty out of how many? What is the background rate? Without the answers to those questions, you haven't really said anything.
/Like 'em smallish anyway.
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-01 11:24:31 AM
Everyone knows getting implants means you're going tits up
DLTBGYD
2012-01-01 11:24:49 AM
MadCat221
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shivashakti: I still think they're a good idea for women who've had mastectomies..
This. I'm okay with plastic surgery to fix defects or injuries or disease... But doing it for vanity just shows how vapid and hollow you are.
uhh, plastic surgery to fix defects, injuries, or diseases is still considered vain.
Yakk
2012-01-01 11:25:29 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
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20 women out of how many who had faulty implants?
Exactly.
DarwiOdrade
2012-01-01 11:26:47 AM
They're all hard and oogie.
Wayne 985
2012-01-01 11:27:49 AM
shivashakti
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I still think they're a good idea for women who've had mastectomies..
And some who have misshapen or otherwise genetically odd breasts. Not everyone getting implants is doing it to whore for attention.
MoronLessOff
2012-01-01 11:28:10 AM
Paging Grables'Daughter. Grables'Daughter to implant thread. Your opinion is requested.
whatshisname
2012-01-01 11:29:00 AM
Abner Doon
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Twenty out of how many? What is the background rate? Without the answers to those questions, you haven't really said anything.
And you haven't really read anything.
As the article says, 30,000 women.
boobsrgood
2012-01-01 11:29:33 AM
Oh no! If you surgically stuff bags of crap into your body there are consequences? Whoda thunkit?
Rip Dashrock
2012-01-01 11:29:52 AM
Yay, bogus boobies thread 2012, don't let me down.
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-01 11:30:10 AM
MadCat221
2012-01-01 11:30:27 AM
DLTBGYD
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MadCat221: shivashakti: I still think they're a good idea for women who've had mastectomies..
This. I'm okay with plastic surgery to fix defects or injuries or disease... But doing it for vanity just shows how vapid and hollow you are.
uhh, plastic surgery to fix defects, injuries, or diseases is still considered vain.
Sooo... not wanting to be stared at because of some unattractive oddity is vanity?
MoronLessOff
2012-01-01 11:31:14 AM
Rip Dashrock
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Yay, bogus boobies thread 2012, don't let me down.
Is that a double entendre?
MadCat221
2012-01-01 11:32:00 AM
Thought of this after I hit the final "send"....
So, if it were possible to smooth his face back out, this burn victim kid would be vain for wanting such plastic surgery?
MooseUpNorth
2012-01-01 11:32:01 AM
JasonOfOrillia
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This.
... And I'm pretty sure cancer can be found in somewhat more than 20 women without faulty implants. It might be equally disingenuous to suggest that faulty implants help
prevent
cancer.
Cewley
2012-01-01 11:33:35 AM
Let's make Fark a 'plant free zone! But of course you also have those subbys who have never actually seen the real thing.
ranak
2012-01-01 11:33:54 AM
Grouchy Old Bear
2012-01-01 11:34:04 AM
Why don't they make implants out of the same plastic they wrap kids toys in? You can't open those fun bags with a chainsaw.
phygz
2012-01-01 11:34:29 AM
I'll just leave this right here-
arasmin
2012-01-01 11:34:34 AM
MadCat221
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Thought of this after I hit the final "send"....
So, if it were possible to smooth his face back out, this burn victim kid would be vain for wanting such plastic surgery?
[newsimg.bbc.co.uk image 203x152]
STOP IT! You're challenging people's black/white beliefs by introducing grays!
sunami
2012-01-01 11:35:09 AM
Any chance someone can salvage this clusterfark of a bullshiat thread?
scruffynerfherder
2012-01-01 11:35:19 AM
Well, faulty implants are never a good idea. Ones that work are great however!
John Buck 41
2012-01-01 11:37:33 AM
ranak
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Well, real big ones do, yeah.
dslknowitall
2012-01-01 11:39:58 AM
Isn't this the company that was filling the implants with their own "goo"?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/dec/14/france-faulty-brea s t-implant-scandal
So it's not really implants in general, just these ones.
Turbo Cojones
2012-01-01 11:40:10 AM
I walk out of my office, turn East, and I'm looking at no less than three HUGE LED billboards each of which explains to women that they need plastic surgery RIGHT NOW or they will be laughed out of their social groups and shunned.
More and more Docs are turning to this kind of shiat out of greed. Up ramps the advertising and perceived "need" which generates more, farked-up women ready to throw cash at their "ugly" boobs.
Way to go assholes.
itsfullofstars
2012-01-01 11:41:43 AM
Let's look at the different ways this can be described:
20 incidents out of 1638 failed impants.
20 incidents out of 300,000 (conservative number) implant patients.
But I'm surprised Fox news didn't look up the CDC's numbers on breast cancer and apply them here:
Drawing a breath gives women a .12% chance of being struck by breast cancer, using the worst case numbers up above (which they usually do) increases that risk ten fold. The resulting article would invariably be titled "study shows women with breast implants ten times higher breast cancer risk"
johnny queso
2012-01-01 11:44:27 AM
RBIE?
EIP
/jic
dslknowitall
2012-01-01 11:46:17 AM
itsfullofstars
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But I'm surprised Fox news didn't look up the CDC's numbers on breast cancer and apply them here:
Do they have the CDC in
FRANCE?
furterfan
2012-01-01 11:47:09 AM
20... wow that's a lot
but hold on a sec, the story says about 300,000 - 400,000 may have had the implants worldwide, and gives no indication of the sample size for the '20 with cancers' figures.
/wonder what the ratio is between false titties and cancer compared to ciggies and cancer
LewDux
2012-01-01 11:47:31 AM
phygz
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I'll just leave this right here-
[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 540x720]
One Bad Apple
2012-01-01 11:47:37 AM
MadCat221
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Thought of this after I hit the final "send"....
So, if it were possible to smooth his face back out, this burn victim kid would be vain for wanting such plastic surgery?
[newsimg.bbc.co.uk image 203x152]
You're right. Give that poor crispy kiddy a set of double "D" funbags and nobody will notice his face anymore.
/Worked for Pam Anderson
Kar98
2012-01-01 11:49:23 AM
dslknowitall
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itsfullofstars:
But I'm surprised Fox news didn't look up the CDC's numbers on breast cancer and apply them here:
Do they have the CDC in FRANCE?
Yeah, but they call it "Le CDCce".
LoneWolf343
2012-01-01 11:49:27 AM
Yeah, this is why we switched to saline implants in the States. Move along, etc.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-01 11:50:16 AM
phygz
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I'll just leave this right here-
[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 540x720]
rpm
2012-01-01 11:50:51 AM
itsfullofstars
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Let's look at the different ways this can be described:
20 incidents out of 1638 failed impants.
20 incidents out of 300,000 (conservative number) implant patients.
But I'm surprised Fox news didn't look up the CDC's numbers on breast cancer and apply them here:
Drawing a breath gives women a .12% chance of being struck by breast cancer, using the worst case numbers up above (which they usually do) increases that risk ten fold. The resulting article would invariably be titled "study shows women with breast implants ten times higher breast cancer risk"
Except it was 16 cases of breast cancer, not 20. 20 cases of cancer.
rocketpants
2012-01-01 11:50:59 AM
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-01 11:51:36 AM
phygz
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I'll just leave this right here-
[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 540x720]
Mom is lookin' good!
JBangworthy
2012-01-01 11:52:16 AM
I'm a fan of fake boobs.
SDRR
2012-01-01 11:52:47 AM
Turbo Cojones
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I walk out of my office, turn East, and I'm looking at no less than three HUGE LED billboards each of which explains to women that they need plastic surgery RIGHT NOW or they will be laughed out of their social groups and shunned.
More and more Docs are turning to this kind of shiat out of greed. Up ramps the advertising and perceived "need" which generates more, farked-up women ready to throw cash at their "ugly" boobs.
Way to go assholes.
No blame for the people who react to the message? They are all too stupid to recognize this? You are the only person who recognizes ths? What about these doctors peers? Shouldn't they be telling them to stop?
siyuntz
2012-01-01 11:52:57 AM
I've wondered how implants would affect the ability to to detect breast cancer. A little googling showed me that yes, implants make it more difficult to detect cancer with a mammogram. Also, there is some risk that the implant could rupture during the mammogram. But who cares? It's all about having that huge rack, right ladies?
Johnny Bananapeel
2012-01-01 11:54:02 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-01 11:54:48 AM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers
2012-01-01 11:57:03 AM
MadCat221
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Thought of this after I hit the final "send"....
So, if it were possible to smooth his face back out, this burn victim kid would be vain for wanting such plastic surgery?
[newsimg.bbc.co.uk image 203x152]
Of course not. Who farking cares if somebody else thinks what you're doing to your own body is "vain," anyway? fark them. If there is something a person can do to their own body that helps them feel better about themselves, there is nothing wrong with that at all.
/fark them
snocone
2012-01-01 11:57:05 AM
Next thing you know, they will call this political/financial ball o chit "science".
OscarTamerz
2012-01-01 12:00:11 PM
One woman in 9 develops breast cancer and they've only found 20 out of 30,000 who had the PIP implants have breast cancer
so that means that it has protected the remaining 3,300 women who should have developed breast cancer BUT don't have breast cancer. They should start marketing it as a breast cancer prevention method and get theyselves a guldurned No Bell prize for medicine.
Isn't it fun to write biased shiat based on crappy statistics submittard.
DLTBGYD
2012-01-01 12:00:12 PM
MadCat221
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DLTBGYD: MadCat221: shivashakti: I still think they're a good idea for women who've had mastectomies..
This. I'm okay with plastic surgery to fix defects or injuries or disease... But doing it for vanity just shows how vapid and hollow you are.
uhh, plastic surgery to fix defects, injuries, or diseases is still considered vain.
Sooo... not wanting to be stared at because of some unattractive oddity is vanity?
when it comes down to the definition, yes.
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