Dumb broad should have been making a sammich instead of messing with rabbit food

I found an amethyst in a piece of fudge once.

this story is sheep shiat

Pretty awesome stuff really.

She found her Presccccciouuuusssss?

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What carrots may look like

Stand-in carrots. Apparently no one thought to document such a rare coincidence with a photo.

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What carrots may look like

What a ring looks like:



/oh shiat...

I swallowed a ring once. It came back with an extra peanut

gokc69: Stand-in carrots. Apparently no one thought to document such a rare coincidence with a photo

Actually, there are pics over here. (New window)

PsyLord: God-is-a-Taco: [l.yimg.com image 512x341]

What carrots may look like

What a ring looks like:

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/oh shiat...

She probably buried it accidentally while gardening. Plant a seed/bulb into the dirt and it falls off while covering up, It wouldn't be hard to imagine that happening. Yet another reason not to wear jewelry while doing garden work. The last thing you want to do is get you finger caught on something because of a ring. Of course this is all one big assumption.

Bindyree: gokc69: Stand-in carrots. Apparently no one thought to document such a rare coincidence with a photo

Actually, there are pics over here. (New window)

Aha. Thanks, person who tries harder than I do.

CSB:

When I was a newlywed, the damn ring kept falling off my finger anytime it was very cold. Lost it three times and always recovered it in a day or so. Except the one time it fell off while I was carrying trash out to the back behind the garage in late fall. I didn't notice it falling off for about a day or so. Without any idea of the exact time frame, I had dozens of places all over town to check out. I looked every-farking-where for weeks, developed this obsession that it must have fallen off while I was at the video store, and picked up by someone else, I hassled the store owners to check their security cameras, no dice, and so I hassled every pawnbroker in town for a couple of weeks on the theory whoever found it just sold it. Started a new savings account to pay for a replacement. Put ads in the papers with a reward. The whole beefalo. No effect. Felt like shiat for months.

In the spring, I'm walking trash bags out to the garage, picking thru the snow, and there's one unusually-colored tulip growing against the garage, it's a different color than all the rest. I go over to check it out... and the effing ring is right farking there, jammed on a leaf of the plant!
The tulips were a favorite of my late dad, and I attributed the ring's recovery to him looking after me.

Took the ring to the jeweler the next morning and had them add one of those gap-filling inner sizing rings to it to tighten it up. It eventually broke off a year or two ago. In the past decade or so the finger got fat enough on it's own that I don't ever need to worry about the problem any more.

gokc69: Bindyree: gokc69: Stand-in carrots. Apparently no one thought to document such a rare coincidence with a photo

Actually, there are pics over here. (New window)

Aha. Thanks, person who tries harder than I do.

Oh, you're welcome. Happy new year. :)

Crudbucket: The ring no longer fits Paahlsson, but she told Dagens Nyheter she plans to have it enlarged.

She sounds fat.

Came here to make the identical post

The ring no longer fits Paahlsson, but she told Dagens Nyheter she plans to have it enlarged.

WTF??


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Carat, subby, carat - "carat" is the unit used to measure the weight of gemstones. "Karat" denotes the purity of gold. "Carrot" is a root vegetable.

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What carrots may look like

Wait, what? Those are carrots? No wonder my strawberry cheesecake tastes so bad.

My mother lost her wedding ring in the same way: peeling and chopping vegetables, the ring falls off, and goes with the peel into the compost bin.
She found it years later while she was gardening, though it didn't come shooting up through the soil on a rampant carrot.

/FMSB
(fairly mundane story, bro)

Nogale: Carat, subby, carat - "carat" is the unit used to measure the weight of gemstones. "Karat" denotes the purity of gold. "Carrot" is a root vegetable.

Well, it was a gold ring with diamonds, so either works.

This is what happens when you let socialists keep their properties for 15 years.....

TFA
Lena Paahlsson had taken off the white gold ring

That Covenant guy was just borrowing it...

Buffet: The ring no longer fits Paahlsson, but she told Dagens Nyheter she plans to have it enlarged.

WTF??


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There is something I haven't seen in a few years.

When I was 18 I lived at my grandmothers' house. She'd clean the room throughly every Saturday morning, going so far as to shake the dresser scarves out the second story windows. I worked closing at McDonalds, and usually slept through the cleaning. One April Saturday morning she shook out the scarves, and my diamond earrings went out the window. Gone. That fall, we were raking leaves. My sister looked down, and found a diamond earring! About a half our later she found the second one. Good eyes.

TFA: The family thinks the ring must have fallen into the sink

Never let your ring slip off into water. Trust me on this.

MisterLoki:

Buffet: The ring no longer fits Paahlsson, but she told Dagens Nyheter she plans to have it enlarged.

WTF??


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There is something I haven't seen in a few years.

Give the public access to your hard drive, and we can ALL take a look.