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When you're already wanted for trying to run over a cop in a stolen truck, don't steal another car and leave behind a third car full of stolen goods (Fark: the second stolen car was my mom's -Mike)
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Mike
2011-12-31 07:48:12 PM
The last part isn't in the linked story, but yeah, that's part of how they tracked the idiot down. And she's getting it back Monday
2wolves
2011-12-31 07:52:10 PM
No Mike, we want the criminals to be that dim. That type of skell make the police look good.
ZAZ
2011-12-31 08:47:59 PM
My mother's car was stolen. It was left parked, operable, and undamaged but police policy is to tow it before notifying the owner so they can charge the owner to get it out of impound. They didn't care who stole it.
Kar98
2011-12-31 09:18:55 PM
Mike
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The last part isn't in the linked story, but yeah, that's part of how they tracked the idiot down. And she's getting it back Monday
You know who else had her car stolen? That's right: subby's mom.
Indubitably
2011-12-31 09:20:40 PM
Tumor.
Gyrfalcon
2011-12-31 09:25:33 PM
Your mom should have stolen the car full of stolen goods, then. Equitable trade.
Indubitably
2011-12-31 09:30:01 PM
Gyrfalcon
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Your mom should have stolen the car full of stolen goods, then. Equitable trade.
You ARE a falcon.
I love you, for whatever it's worth...
Happy New Year, friend!
;)
loonatic112358
2011-12-31 09:48:26 PM
your mom needs better boyfriends mike.
thank you and good night.
Nem Wan
2011-12-31 09:49:04 PM
At least, hit the Pay 'N' Spray in between to clear your wanted level.
Honest Bender
2011-12-31 09:55:12 PM
When you're already wanted for trying to run over a cop in a stolen truck
Why was the cop in a stolen truck?
davidphogan
2011-12-31 09:55:20 PM
ZAZ
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My mother's car was stolen. It was left parked, operable, and undamaged but police policy is to tow it before notifying the owner so they can charge the owner to get it out of impound. They didn't care who stole it.
Mine was found in another state, covered in blood. The police paperwork lied about where it was found, and they didn't bother with fingerprints/checking out who the blood belonged to.
At least I had full coverage.
Faarkieboy
2011-12-31 10:01:26 PM
You'll get over it.
Gyrfalcon
2011-12-31 10:02:54 PM
Indubitably
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Gyrfalcon: Your mom should have stolen the car full of stolen goods, then. Equitable trade.
You ARE a falcon.
I love you, for whatever it's worth...
Happy New Year, friend!
;)
Likewise in return. Indubititiabley (or whatever it was Daffy Duck used to say) :)
MorrisBird
2011-12-31 10:06:01 PM
But, your mom's okay? Just asking . . .
SilentStrider
2011-12-31 10:33:51 PM
MorrisBird
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But, your mom's okay? Just asking . . .
Yes, but he accidentally raised the dead.
MorrisBird
2011-12-31 10:59:55 PM
SilentStrider
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MorrisBird: But, your mom's okay? Just asking . . .
Yes, but he accidentally raised the dead.
Are we talking Zombies? Because, I'm ready. I read the survival guide and everything. Max Brooks and I are almost best friends. I've seen all his dad and mom's movies.
kalvyn
2011-12-31 11:26:54 PM
davidphogan
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ZAZ: My mother's car was stolen. It was left parked, operable, and undamaged but police policy is to tow it before notifying the owner so they can charge the owner to get it out of impound. They didn't care who stole it.
Mine was found in another state, covered in blood. The police paperwork lied about where it was found, and they didn't bother with fingerprints/checking out who the blood belonged to.
At least I had full coverage.
The cops found my truck a few miles from my place, full of stolen goods. They were going to let me drive off with it, stolen stuff and all, until I asked if they perhaps wanted the evidence? They seemed pretty annoyed at having to deal with that, sadly. ;-/
sithon
2011-12-31 11:49:16 PM
kalvyn
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The cops found my truck a few miles from my place, full of stolen goods. They were going to let me drive off with it, stolen stuff and all, until I asked if they perhaps wanted the evidence? They seemed pretty annoyed at having to deal with that, sadly. ;-/
they wanted to get you for accepting stolen goods.
TheGreatGazoo
2011-12-31 11:55:41 PM
A friend of mine had a 78 Chevy Caprice. It could be stolen with a screwdriver, and it had been stolen 5 times. Basically they drove it until it ran out of gas. Fortunately the St. Louis cops were good (at the time) and would call him and let him come pick it up.
It had an alarm on it (the type with the round key that was on the side of the car), and every time he forgot to set it, it was stolen.
MadMonk
2012-01-01 12:11:12 AM
A car once stole my mom.
KidneyStone
2012-01-01 12:30:49 AM
davidphogan
2012-01-01 12:59:28 AM
kalvyn
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davidphogan: ZAZ: My mother's car was stolen. It was left parked, operable, and undamaged but police policy is to tow it before notifying the owner so they can charge the owner to get it out of impound. They didn't care who stole it.
Mine was found in another state, covered in blood. The police paperwork lied about where it was found, and they didn't bother with fingerprints/checking out who the blood belonged to.
At least I had full coverage.
The cops found my truck a few miles from my place, full of stolen goods. They were going to let me drive off with it, stolen stuff and all, until I asked if they perhaps wanted the evidence? They seemed pretty annoyed at having to deal with that, sadly. ;-/
Pretty much.
Assimilate This
2012-01-01 04:31:22 AM
Did they find the Creedence tape?
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-01 08:04:34 AM
"I'm sorry this happened to you."
haywatchthis
2012-01-01 08:19:26 AM
mike , your mom called, she wants to know when you are bringing her car back
Animatronik
2012-01-01 09:07:55 AM
MadMonk
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A car once stole my mom.
It took her over an hour ta think of that story last night, which is more time than we spent in the sack. And I must say that it explains your lack of imagination, Trebek.
Goimir
2012-01-01 10:24:48 AM
So I'm glad that subby's mom is getting her car back. I hope "undamaged" doesn't mean "radio and ignition removed".
/cool story bro
jehovahs witness protection
2012-01-01 11:27:56 AM
Let's give him a god ole boy southern beat down Mike. I'll bring the blow torch.
Clint_Torres
2012-01-01 02:20:16 PM
ZAZ
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My mother's car was stolen. It was left parked, operable, and undamaged but police policy is to tow it before notifying the owner so they can charge the owner to get it out of impound. They didn't care who stole it.
Don't forget possibly damaging it in the process.
Mountain Doo
2012-01-01 02:49:18 PM
Did they leave the CCR?
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