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When it comes to handling drugs, bombs or terrorist threats, UK airport security is on it in mere seconds. But give them a simple batshiat crazy naked guy to deal with and it's a whole different story. (Not safe for work)
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2xhelix
2011-12-31 07:33:52 PM
I can't believe that all those security guards were afraid to tackle an unarmed naked dude.
NewportBarGuy
2011-12-31 08:51:14 PM
Did he piss into a bottle and pour it on himself? That guy is badass!
Ed Finnerty
2011-12-31 09:05:47 PM
The worst part about being naked is not having anywhere to put your hands.
susansto-helit
2011-12-31 09:28:02 PM
I liked the half-hearted attempt to regain control of the situation there at the very end, with the security guard telling the camera guy to leave and that the "Show's over." Yeah, lady, when it comes to naked, crazy guys giving monologues in airports, causing you to bring in the police, I think your authority to decide when the show's over has long expired.
2xhelix
2011-12-31 09:31:39 PM
I almost forgot:
THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR IMMEDIATE MENTAL UNLOADING ONLY, THERE IS NO STOPPING IN THE RED ZONE
jmsvrsn
2011-12-31 09:32:58 PM
This guy posts in every TSA on Fark. And every Walmart greeter thread.
kudayta
2011-12-31 09:36:43 PM
jmsvrsn
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This guy posts in every TSA on Fark. And every Walmart greeter thread.
Oh come on, I don't post in every one of those threads.
Dayglo Brown
2011-12-31 09:43:52 PM
binnster
2011-12-31 10:02:16 PM
2xhelix
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I can't believe that all those security guards were afraid to tackle an unarmed naked dude.
Maybe as they weren't in the US, they didn't feel the need to instantly go medieval on his wardrobe malfunction.
Musto
2011-12-31 10:23:47 PM
You don't fark with Naked Man. Two out of three times. Guaranteed.
ko_kyi
2011-12-31 10:29:42 PM
and now for something completely different.
2xhelix
2011-12-31 10:32:59 PM
I watched a neighbor in NY try to remove the ice from his windshield by pouring a pot of boiling water on it.
2xhelix
2011-12-31 10:34:00 PM
oops, wrong thread. Guess it's time to start drinking.
susansto-helit
2011-12-31 10:37:29 PM
2xhelix
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I watched a neighbor in NY try to remove the ice from his windshield by pouring a pot of boiling water on it.
2xhelix
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oops, wrong thread. Guess it's time to start drinking.
No, no. We can make this work.
EmRack
2011-12-31 10:48:11 PM
why didn't they just have the police do what they do best, unload an entire can of mace into this guys face, then cave his head in with a steel baton...oh wait, he's white.........
DeadMouseTails
2011-12-31 10:52:08 PM
Could have been worse. This could have been set in the US Mid-West. Imagine seeing some of those people naked.
unitednihilists
2011-12-31 11:08:17 PM
Ed Finnerty
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The worst part about being naked is not having anywhere to put your hands.
Nope. I only watched the first thirty seconds and clearly he found a place for his hand.
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turnerdude69
2011-12-31 11:10:48 PM
If that happened here in America he would have been tazed for sure...
oryx
2011-12-31 11:25:02 PM
In the US the police would have gotten there sooner and beaten the crap out of the naked guy. The TSA would have closed down the airport. In the UK, it's only something slightly out of the ordinary.
FatalDischarge
2011-12-31 11:43:50 PM
That makes what I do on the weekends look normal.
Altitude5280
2012-01-01 12:00:33 AM
2xhelix
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oops, wrong thread. Guess it's time to start drinking.
I thought you left out the part where he got naked.
Bit'O'Gristle
2012-01-01 12:55:16 AM
Jesus..what a bunch of pussy security guards. Just walk up and grab the guy..and put him on the ground..handcuff and dress him. Ask nice once..then act.
GungFu
2012-01-01 01:14:41 AM
Dude, I hope you're a grower, not a shower. Put it away.
whatshisname
2012-01-01 01:15:59 AM
What was the problem with how they handled it? He ran around for a bit, got tired of it and eventually was convinced to put his clothes on and was likely carted away to the nearest looney bin. No violence, no tasing. The Vancouver Police could learn a thing or two from this.
lewismarktwo
2012-01-01 01:25:37 AM
GungFu
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Dude, I hope you're a grower, not a shower. Put it away.
Oh shut up. Show us a pic of your equipment if you're gonna talk about dick size. Difficulty: no fish eye lens.
Also, was this guy trying to explain some horror which made him have a nervous breakdown?
CitizenTed
2012-01-01 01:44:47 AM
lewismarktwo
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Also, was this guy trying to explain some horror which made him have a nervous breakdown?
From what I could glean, he felt he was unfairly dismissed from his corporate job (and the way he motioned with his hands I assume it's an airline or airport job) and the fallout ruined his marriage and family. But I'd be willing to bet his mental instability caused his dismissal and family problems. Just a hunch.
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2012-01-01 01:56:42 AM
Bit'O'Gristle
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Jesus..what a bunch of pussy security guards. Just walk up and grab the guy..and put him on the ground..handcuff and dress him. Ask nice once..then act.
Or you could sit down and invite him to sit and tell you his problem, being as how he's not harming anyone. Or you could taze him and then tenderize him. Either way.
nocturn
2012-01-01 02:21:34 AM
unitednihilists
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Ed Finnerty: The worst part about being naked is not having anywhere to put your hands.
Nope. I only watched the first thirty seconds and clearly he found a place for his hand.
b
Was gonna say; he's got a handle. Right. There.
staypuft242
2012-01-01 07:18:55 AM
...was wondering where the weenier tag was for this one, but kudos to no tag.
Rhames
2012-01-01 09:16:43 AM
GungFu
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Dude, I hope you're a grower, not a shower. Put it away.
Why yes I am, and it IS cold in here.
thesubliminalman
2012-01-01 12:03:18 PM
Of all the videos on all the web why 1080p for this one ?
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-01 02:59:10 PM
Musto
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You don't fark with Naked Man. Two out of three times. Guaranteed.
But on the third try,
FABULOUUUUSSSSS
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Smagma
2012-01-01 05:28:18 PM
2xhelix
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I watched a neighbor in NY try to remove the ice from his windshield by pouring a pot of boiling water on it.
go on..
BigRightRear
2012-01-01 07:34:46 PM
Bit'O'Gristle
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Jesus..what a bunch of pussy security guards. Just walk up and grab the guy..and put him on the ground..handcuff and dress him. Ask nice once..then act.
I concur but can you imagine the backlash from todays limp wristed society? OH!! you used a taser OH!! you used pepper spray OH!! you tackled him so harshly,etc.
ajinbc
2012-01-01 08:47:09 PM
Hey, he lived through it. That is why it is a non-story.
lewismarktwo
2012-01-01 09:29:50 PM
BigRightRear
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Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus..what a bunch of pussy security guards. Just walk up and grab the guy..and put him on the ground..handcuff and dress him. Ask nice once..then act.
I concur but can you imagine the backlash from todays limp wristed society? OH!! you used a taser OH!! you used pepper spray OH!! you tackled him so harshly,etc.
Or you could just let him freak out for a few minutes and tire himself out since he wasn't doing anything wrong but being a nuisance.
jeanwearinfool
2012-01-01 09:57:12 PM
2xhelix
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oops, wrong thread. Guess it's time to start drinking.
The non sequitur made me laugh.. so there's that.
readbot42
2012-01-01 10:59:25 PM
thesubliminalman
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Of all the videos on all the web why 1080p for this one ?
So, so THIS!
/I love having the ability to watch 30fps 1080p; I don't love the lack of cool content in that resolution. :-(
//Have stopped being an "early adopter" of new tech for the most part because of the lean content.
///Needs life
dogette
2012-01-02 02:53:51 PM
After about five minutes watching it and trying to understand him, it started seeming perfectly natural for him to walk around naked.
/aaannnd video off
cenobyte40k
2012-01-03 10:56:14 AM
dogette
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After about five minutes watching it and trying to understand him, it started seeming perfectly natural for him to walk around naked.
It is natural (Although unusual) I mean we are not born with clothing on and no other animals wear cloths (That we don't put on them). It's only America or oppressive dictatorships were being naked such a big deal that someone will throw a giant hissy-fit about it. The rest of the world thinks violence is vulgar, not reproduction and the organs that involve that.
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