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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Spiffy Fark-ready headline: Now free of rats, Decatur-area restaurant reopens   (ajc.com) divider line 38
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2011-12-31 08:23:07 PM
"Well, is hasn't got that much rat in it."
 
2011-12-31 08:23:18 PM
Ah'm waitin' for Meton's to open.
 
Rat
2011-12-31 08:25:38 PM
For the record, we don't 'infest', we 'co-habitate'.

© friggin koala bears infest
 
2011-12-31 08:27:12 PM
The rats weren't infesting, they were the kitchen staff.
 
2011-12-31 08:28:07 PM
Capers.
 
2011-12-31 08:28:28 PM
Rat burgers?
 
2011-12-31 08:32:35 PM
"Would you like a rat?"
www.best-old-tv-shows.com
 
2011-12-31 08:33:17 PM
In times past, we knew enough to site the midden away from the well, the forge away from the granary and the alehouse away from the feed store.
 
2011-12-31 08:35:38 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie: "Well, is hasn't got that much rat in it."

it has 3. Rather a lot really.
 
2011-12-31 08:37:15 PM
Rat: For the record, we don't 'infest', we 'co-habitate'.

© friggin koala bears infest


Cutest infestation ever...
 
2011-12-31 08:39:52 PM
portscanner: Rat burgers?

www.topito.com

Well, do you see any cows down here?
 
2011-12-31 08:45:01 PM
How bad does a place have to be when even the rats won't eat there?
 
2011-12-31 08:51:32 PM
Would pass by that place on the way to the farmers market. Never once thought of going in but some co-workers said it was decent.
 
2011-12-31 08:55:20 PM
Georgia restaurant invasion trifecta in play?
 
2011-12-31 08:56:34 PM
I thought his new Black Sabbath special sounded suspicious. No rat salad for me, thanks.
 
2011-12-31 08:58:08 PM
Oh, I thought you meant Decatur, ILLINOIS. Never mind, carry on- what's a little bubonic plague among friends, as long as it's Georgia?
 
2011-12-31 09:02:31 PM
rico567: Oh, I thought you meant Decatur, ILLINOIS. Never mind, carry on- what's a little bubonic plague among friends, as long as it's Georgia?

haven't seen enough Georgia-tag worthy headlines to recognize the AJC logo yet?

/amateur
 
2011-12-31 09:02:45 PM
Refusing to serve attorneys, politicians, ex-Mafiosi.
 
2011-12-31 09:05:15 PM
Wow...I...really wanna eat there now.
 
2011-12-31 09:06:08 PM
I thought only NYC had a rat infestation problem.
 
2011-12-31 09:08:54 PM
Huttah!: Would pass by that place on the way to the farmers market. Never once thought of going in but some co-workers said it was decent.


as in, 'the highest form of patriotic'?
 
2011-12-31 09:11:59 PM
Now free of rats, Decatur-area restaurant reopens

well, there goes the Saturday special
 
2011-12-31 09:32:03 PM
clipperbox: Huttah!: Would pass by that place on the way to the farmers market. Never once thought of going in but some co-workers said it was decent.


as in, 'the highest form of patriotic'?


As in "into the bowels of Hell."
 
2011-12-31 09:38:03 PM
Gyrfalcon: clipperbox: Huttah!: Would pass by that place on the way to the farmers market. Never once thought of going in but some co-workers said it was decent.


as in, 'the highest form of patriotic'?

As in "into the bowels of Hell."


I deserve that.

/insert excuse here.
 
2011-12-31 09:44:25 PM
Huttah!: Gyrfalcon: clipperbox: Huttah!: Would pass by that place on the way to the farmers market. Never once thought of going in but some co-workers said it was decent.


as in, 'the highest form of patriotic'?

As in "into the bowels of Hell."

I deserve that.

/insert excuse here.


you were still right...just playin' around (it's the disaronno talking)
 
2011-12-31 09:56:00 PM
So is the restaurant is ready for Decaturing orders now?

/here all week
//try the veal
 
2011-12-31 10:03:07 PM
Do NOT order the mini-wings.
 
2011-12-31 10:08:51 PM
Gimlet's Hole Food Restaurant?

/rat - 3p
/rat with ketchup - 5p
/soya rat on request
 
2011-12-31 10:10:13 PM
You want me to tell you want a fark-ready headline looks like? I can't, because I have never seen one that was completely ready.
 
2011-12-31 10:42:36 PM
Used to work at the nearby hospital, they actually had pretty decent bar food and a nice draft selection for such a small place.
 
2011-12-31 11:07:18 PM
And just to let you know, they were dee-licious!!
 
2011-12-31 11:25:52 PM
 
2011-12-31 11:37:56 PM
I just don't...

no.

can't click.
 
2012-01-01 12:14:57 AM
Dude's been shut down for half a year and spend a quarter of a million dollars on a brick wall in a place he doesn't own. Yeah, I'm crying a river.
 
2012-01-01 11:26:21 AM
blog.marketing-soc.org.uk

Lined up outside the restaurant? Must have been some good eatins'
 
2012-01-01 02:06:01 PM
whidbey: Wow...I...really wanna eat there now.

Let us request the best table. I'll call for reservations.
 
2012-01-01 03:55:19 PM
strathmeyer: Dude's been shut down for half a year and spend a quarter of a million dollars on a brick wall in a place he doesn't own. Yeah, I'm crying a river.

I'm pretty sure the largest part of the 250k was in lost income, not just the wall.
 
2012-01-01 05:57:22 PM
Pallets of dog food in 40-pound bags + unsecured warehouses = rat problem from hell. Rats love dog food.
 
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