Big deal. I feel like that ALL the time already.

So it makes you feel wiser, stronger and smarter than those silly young people? Where are all the "I don't want to be young again" farkers when the reality of aging is exposed? Aging sucks. You shouldn't need a simulator to understand that. Where is the anti-aging technology!?? Too difficult for us? Where is the "we'll do it not because it is easy, but because it is hard" spirit??
FTA: "The business of old age demands new tools"
Yeah, well this isn't it. What is this? 1784? Where are the mathematical models of how matter becomes life? Where are the models of cells aging? Where are the real tools? Where's the real will to reverse aging, not just better diapers and retirement homes with rails in the tub?

Your move, Japan

markie_farkie: Well folks, this is GREENLIGHT NUMBER 800 for me!!

Must be lonely up there, in the foobies tab

I would have figured about a way to call it HARRISON.

/As in Bergeron.

What if you put a 75 year old in the suit? Does he feel like 150?

You're doing it wrong. How about a suit that makes a 75 year old feal 21

Yeah, go ahead.
Poke fun, you twits.
Your day will come, oh yes it will...

Was that a reference to this (new window)?

I find this interesting because I am wearing the skin of a 75 year old this very moment

/it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

That looks more like a Beastie Boys cosume.

So it's basically the Ghost of Christmas Future coming to warn you how shiatty you're going to feel if you don't start working out and eating right?

I already feel like a lazy, malnourished 75 year-old

Yep, another reminder that I sure as shiat don't want to be old.

Somebody make sure and let me go out riding a nuclear device before I get decrepit. At least 10 kilotons, I don't want to feel cheated.

Maybe the obese are actually doing it right?

Between being horrifically out of shape *and* carrying around all that extra weight; they will be used to the limited mobility and pain of movement. Then, as they age, most of them, will be unable to sustain their fat - and as they lose weight in their old age, it will offset the effects of ageing.

Jesus, my Dad is 71, overweight, on heart meds, and still moves furniture and does carpentry.

/And no, his name isn't Jesus
//Although...

Doctor Jan Itor: Jesus, my Dad is 71, overweight, on heart meds, and still moves furniture and does carpentry.

/And no, his name isn't Jesus
//Although...

Although there'd be plenty for communion, right?

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KarmicDisaster: What if you put a 75 year old in the suit? Does he feel like 150?

Meanwhile a 90-year old man puts this suit on and feels awesome.

Put athletes in this until they regain their pre-AGNES skill, speed, and dexterity... then they will be titans.