It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
(Some Guy)
Key West -- which writers Ernest Hemingway, Tennessee Williams, Robert Frost, Judy Blume, Robert Stone, Jim Harrison, Maria Bishop, Mark Childress and others have called home -- is down to one bookstore. Sad easily trumps Florida
(
keysnet.com
)
142
More:
Sad
,
Judy Blume
,
Robert Frost
,
Tennessee Williams
,
Ernest Hemingway
,
Mark Childress
,
Key West
,
trumps
• • •
3389
clicks; posted to
Main »
on
31 Dec 2011
at
2:59 PM
|
Favorite
| share:
more»
Share this link:
URL:
http://fk.cm/go/6853592
Bookmark:
URL:
http://fk.cm/6853592
Bookmark:
Article
Comments
close
142 Comments
(
+0 »
)
Paginated (50/page)
Single page
Single page, reversed
Normal view
Change images to links
Show raw HTML
Show posts from ignored users
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
RexTalionis
2011-12-31 12:44:47 PM
They aren't big on book learnin'.
vernonFL
2011-12-31 12:49:29 PM
Its probably a gay bookstore, too. LOL
violentsalvation
2011-12-31 12:58:07 PM
So let's all read about it on the internet..
2wolves
2011-12-31 01:06:47 PM
vernonFL
:
Its probably a gay bookstore, too. LOL
They only sell bartenders guides.
Aarontology
2011-12-31 01:13:11 PM
Isn't most of the population seasonal, anyway?
Winning
2011-12-31 01:14:57 PM
I looked around Key West on google maps street view, kind of looks like shiat, too many trees. Houses are too close together.
Though it does look like I can get rich selling chain link fencing down there.
Confabulat
2011-12-31 01:31:38 PM
Key West used to be a place where people could live cheaply and get away from society. Now it's a tourist trap and you have to be filthy rich to own property there. I like it, it's a fun town, but it's nothing like the place it was when those literary types chose to live there. Good place to drink though.
oldebayer
2011-12-31 02:08:40 PM
The question is, do they stock the important books, like Atlas Shrugged?
Winning
:
Houses are too close together.
I'm guessing you don't live in Queens.
Man On A Mission
2011-12-31 02:17:14 PM
If only there was some way those poor islanders could order books from a fairly well known website and have them delivered right to their door....
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-31 02:48:40 PM
But how are they on Buggy Whip stores? Is 8-Track World still open?!?
skinink
2011-12-31 03:03:53 PM
The immediate area around Harvard University? Only three bookstores remain that I know of, and one of them just sells the textbooks to students. No one's forcing people to read their stuff on their Kindles.
laulaja
2011-12-31 03:04:50 PM
May be too far from anyplace but Havana.
ba dum
bum
But that is entirely too bad, parts if not all of a city need bookstores to
live
.
Paul Christoforo
2011-12-31 03:05:14 PM
Jim Henson lived there?
Walker
2011-12-31 03:05:42 PM
Judy Blume?
Are you there God, it's me Margaret....and I'm FABULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
itsfullofstars
2011-12-31 03:06:10 PM
Still delivers there.
Yes, I'll stay off your lawn.
T.rex
2011-12-31 03:07:52 PM
Its THE Spring Break destination for white midwesterners.... Had the time of my life there as a college senior, though the luster sorta wore off when i revisited as a working adult. Its sort of a pit.
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-12-31 03:08:37 PM
In before "Hemingway is overrated".
imagonyx123
2011-12-31 03:08:56 PM
If it weren't for Judy Blume I would never know about:
-flensers
-Tarrytown
-saddle shoes
-pet turtle digestibility
/and "flying trains"
wellreadneck
2011-12-31 03:09:16 PM
vernonFL
:
Its probably a gay bookstore, too. LOL
There's a gym in the rear so it's practically a slap palace.
ScottMpls
2011-12-31 03:10:41 PM
Used to go there years ago. Visited a bar that had a resident Sharpei ... can't remember the name of the joint or the dog.
Good times ...
theorellior
2011-12-31 03:11:43 PM
imagonyx123
:
If it weren't for Judy Blume I would never know about:
-flensers
-Tarrytown
-saddle shoes
-pet turtle digestibility
/and "flying trains"
I learned about nocturnal emissions before I was old enough to have them. Adult sexuality sounded very weird.
haywatchthis
2011-12-31 03:11:59 PM
oldebayer
:
The question is, do they stock the important books, like Atlas Shrugged?
you probably could get an atlas there
Leather!
2011-12-31 03:14:31 PM
I know,how sad that people have adopted new technologies and cheaper ways of buying books. It's not like it is happening all over the country or anything. But of course to some idiots, no bookstores automatically means dumb and uneducated.
Dragonduck
2011-12-31 03:21:42 PM
imagonyx123
:
If it weren't for Judy Blume I would never know about:
-flensers
-Tarrytown
-saddle shoes
-pet turtle digestibility
/and "flying trains"
Feminine hygiene products that required belts.
Kumana Wanalaia
2011-12-31 03:22:06 PM
Yaxe
2011-12-31 03:23:29 PM
I was down in Key West for my brother's wedding a few weeks ago. Protip: Don't drive there. The Florida Turnpike is a
single
lane the whole way down. Really frustrating to say the least.
Anyhow, the population is either people that were born during WW1,prostitutes, or tourists. It's pretty obvious why bookstores aren't very popular: The people love their fishing, but books reading on a beautiful day is dumb to them.
Also, great night life. I'm not even old enough to drink and they still let me in.
Rapmaster2000
2011-12-31 03:25:53 PM
People go to Key West to drink and get laid. Reading? Pfft.
gimmegimme
2011-12-31 03:28:18 PM
Kar98
2011-12-31 03:28:37 PM
My bookshelf:
Because fark lugging around tons of books.
bmwericus
2011-12-31 03:28:49 PM
My brother lives in KW. Been to visit a couple of times. It's a different place, no worse than most, better than some, quirkier than San Francisco in some ways, nice weather and the bugs are not too bad for Florida. I've always flown in so have no idea what it's like getting their by road.
I have a good time there, and I don't drink. If you DO drink, there's plenty of fun places to indulge..on every block it seem like.
robodog
2011-12-31 03:29:11 PM
Confabulat
:
Key West used to be a place where people could live cheaply and get away from society. Now it's a tourist trap and you have to be filthy rich to own property there. I like it, it's a fun town, but it's nothing like the place it was when those literary types chose to live there. Good place to drink though.
Truth, when I was there two years ago there was an 1,800 sq ft house with zero yard that was completely falling apart that they were asking $5.4M for, basically you were paying $80M an acre for the land and you would have to rehab the house to whatever it looked like 60 years ago because it was a historic district.
Mrbogey
2011-12-31 03:30:00 PM
"
Bargain Books is open daily
7 a.m. until 8 a.m.
until its planned closure next week, and is offering deep discounts on remaining inventory.
"
Hmmm...
Kar98
2011-12-31 03:31:18 PM
Anyhow, the population is either people that were born during WW1,prostitutes, or tourists
And that's by no means mutually exclusive either.
gimmegimme
2011-12-31 03:31:28 PM
Kar98
:
My bookshelf:
[i.imgur.com image 600x800]
Because fark lugging around tons of books.
Wow, you have some great books there. Can I buy that copy of
Lolita
off of you?
Blairr
2011-12-31 03:31:57 PM
Kar98
:
My bookshelf:
[i.imgur.com image 600x800]
Because fark lugging around tons of books.
I recommend to you:
Link
You know, for balance and perspective.
JosephFinn
2011-12-31 03:32:29 PM
Really, mentioning Ernest Hemingway (not even in the top 50 of his generation) but not mentioning the greatest Key West writer, Carl Hiaasen?
Gosling
2011-12-31 03:33:41 PM
Leather!
:
I know,how sad that people have adopted new technologies and cheaper ways of buying books. It's not like it is happening all over the country or anything. But of course to some idiots, no bookstores automatically means dumb and uneducated.
Yes, because '$100 gadget you need to buy before you can start buying e-books at price points that are now comparable to the paper product' is so much cheaper.
And let's just ignore all the people who can afford a $7 used book but can't afford a $100 Kindle. They don't count, right? They can just look over some Kindle user's shoulder.
Kar98
2011-12-31 03:34:18 PM
gimmegimme
:
Kar98: My bookshelf:
[i.imgur.com image 600x800]
Because fark lugging around tons of books.
Wow, you have some great books there. Can I buy that copy of Lolita off of you?
I'll gladly send it to you for free. It's a great travelogue.
krackpipe
2011-12-31 03:36:06 PM
I hear them buks werk gud wear it's hot an there ain't no 'lectricity.
here to help
2011-12-31 03:36:12 PM
What's a "book"? Can I eat it?
TheShavingofOccam123
2011-12-31 03:36:40 PM
You can write, illustrate, edit and publish an e-book in a studio apartment in some podunk small city anywhere in the farking world. And offer it for sale to billions without hardly any overhead or initial investment.
Fark maintaining a life-style. Knock the stuff out and pile the money in the bank.
Ron Mexico's Revenge
2011-12-31 03:36:50 PM
The whole island is only about 6 square miles. How many book stores do you need in such a small area?
John Buck 41
2011-12-31 03:37:08 PM
Kar98
:
My bookshelf:
[i.imgur.com image 600x800]
Because fark lugging around tons of books.
I have hundreds of books. I only read one at a time. Why 'lug around tons of books'?
Kar98
2011-12-31 03:37:40 PM
Blairr
:
Kar98: My bookshelf:
[i.imgur.com image 600x800]
Because fark lugging around tons of books.
I recommend to you:
Link
You know, for balance and perspective.
Eh, it's just a small snapshot. I've got tons more on the hard drive. No Jung, though, although I did read
Der Mensch und seine Symbole
as a kid.
Kar98
2011-12-31 03:38:47 PM
John Buck 41
:
Kar98: My bookshelf:
[i.imgur.com image 600x800]
Because fark lugging around tons of books.
I have hundreds of books. I only read one at a time. Why 'lug around tons of books'?
I also worked as a mover as a kid...
gimmegimme
2011-12-31 03:38:49 PM
Kar98
:
gimmegimme: Kar98: My bookshelf:
[i.imgur.com image 600x800]
Because fark lugging around tons of books.
Wow, you have some great books there. Can I buy that copy of Lolita off of you?
I'll gladly send it to you for free. It's a great travelogue.
Now I regret getting my nook! I wasn't aware that you could buy and sell used e-books. (The licensed ones.)
//I never thought of
Lolita
as a travelogue. Interesting.
cirby
2011-12-31 03:40:48 PM
Gosling:
And let's just ignore all the people who can afford a $7 used book but can't afford a $100 Kindle.
...and after you buy 14 of those $7 used books, you've spent enough to buy a Kindle, which gives you access to thousands of free books from places like Gutenberg.org - not to mention a whole lot of $3 books from Amazon.
BullBearMS
2011-12-31 03:40:50 PM
Key West has a lot of the same party vibe as New Orelans.
Well, it's like New Orleans if they were to replace the crack town that surrounds the French Quarter tourist areas with beaches.
Mrbogey
2011-12-31 03:41:01 PM
John Buck 41
:
I have hundreds of books. I only read one at a time. Why 'lug around tons of books'?
Maybe he's a hobo or a turtle.
I keep my books in the library. I keep the book I'm reading in my bedroom, car, or wherever.
Giltric
2011-12-31 03:41:23 PM
Electronic books I can download online?
America doesn't need more bookstore jobs anyway.
Convenience > jobs....unless its my job being lost.
Displayed
50
of
142
comments
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is closed to new comments.
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
Not So Great Outdoors Moments
Velociraptor 3D Anatomy Model
VooDoo
Brush - Acme Pen
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
5 Movie Roles Will Smith (Probably) N...
Katy Perry Seems Surprisingly Cool Ab...
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
This Baby Elephant is Almost Too Cute...
More news at Scribol »
Spotted: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez...
Ageless Andie MacDowell Dazzles On Th...
Nicole Kidman Is Ravishing In Red And...
Kristen Stewart Takes The Plunge In A...
More news at Starpulse »
Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May...
Amy Poehler Is Having A Terrible, Hor...
Angelina Jolie Buys Brad Pitt A Helic...
The New Hot Chip Video: A Supermodel...
More news at The Frisky »
Popular Characters Worse for Animals...
23 Instructional Signs That Must Exis...
4 Wildly Irresponsible Tests for 'Dia...
5 Seemingly Harmless Things That Are...
More news at Cracked »