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(CNBC) Obvious And like that *POOF* $6.3 trillion was gone   (cnbc.com) divider line 103
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2011-12-31 10:50:31 AM
give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
give a man a bank and he can rob the world
 
2011-12-31 11:02:40 AM
It never existed in the first place.
 
2011-12-31 11:06:19 AM
People don't spend enough time asking were the 6.3 trillion came from in the first place.
 
2011-12-31 11:15:16 AM
unyon: It never existed in the first place.

Which is exactly why the powers that be can simply recreate all of that money and more, if they so choose. With nearly the entire world running on fiat currencies, the idea of being "broke" is no longer a meaningful term on a national scale. One country and simply "create" as much money as they need, and say that it is worth whatever they want. If they wanted to, they could "create" enough money to erase the EU's debts, say it is worth exactly that much, then go out for lunch.

Basing currencies on precious metal reserves is doomed to fail over the long term, but what we are seeing now is the logical end of the "evil" side of the fiat currency sword.
 
2011-12-31 11:27:21 AM
DarnoKonrad: People don't spend enough time asking were the 6.3 trillion came from in the first place.

THIS. It was not real to begin with. What can be created out of nothing quickly can also disappear into nothing just as quickly.
 
2011-12-31 11:31:55 AM
RON PAUL!!
 
2011-12-31 11:45:52 AM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: One country and simply "create" as much money as they need, and say that it is worth whatever they want.

The first part of this statement is true. The second is not. Well, technically it is, since a country can make whatever value claims they want on a currency. But that claim doesn't establish its value, the market does.
 
2011-12-31 11:50:14 AM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: ....

bullion backed currencies are just as arbitrary as fiat currencies. the value of both is determined by the market.
 
2011-12-31 11:52:54 AM
unyon: Grand_Moff_Joseph: One country and simply "create" as much money as they need, and say that it is worth whatever they want.

The first part of this statement is true. The second is not. Well, technically it is, since a country can make whatever value claims they want on a currency. But that claim doesn't establish its value, the market does.


China doesn't let the market interfere with its currency value.
 
2011-12-31 12:02:51 PM
bronyaur1: DarnoKonrad: People don't spend enough time asking were the 6.3 trillion came from in the first place.

THIS. It was not real to begin with. What can be created out of nothing quickly can also disappear into nothing just as quickly.


except someone is left holding a real bill.
 
2011-12-31 12:13:45 PM
Jump, you fsckers.
 
2011-12-31 01:08:30 PM
Almost $6.3 trillion was erased from global stock markets this year as the euro zone financial crisis reverberated across the world in the latter half of 2011, calling into question the future of the world's largest currency bloc.



and if you ask questions about where that money came from and why it was so easily destroyed, then the cops will raid your camp site at 2am and tear gas/beat you into submission. then CNN and Fox news will mock you for daring to question the stablity of wall street. Oh, and you'll be added to a terrorist watch list...because f*ck you, that's why.
 
2011-12-31 01:13:59 PM
Therion: Jump, you fsckers.

doesn't work. they have golden parachutes
 
2011-12-31 01:16:40 PM
Hobodeluxe: Therion: Jump, you fsckers.

doesn't work. they have golden parachutes


that's ok, it should be easy enough to punch a few holes in the canopy.
 
2011-12-31 01:26:53 PM
and dig tiger-pits in their landing zones
 
2011-12-31 01:35:44 PM
A year is a long poof
 
2011-12-31 02:04:03 PM
unyon: It never existed in the first place.

I like to think this.
But as I have gotten older and read more and more about fiat currency and virtual currency, I have started to question this view.

The only people who LOST any money were those that SOLD at the lower price, right?
In theory, if you wait until the price goes back up and sell, you wont have lost anything.

Unless you are Greece
 
2011-12-31 02:08:54 PM
Kazan: bullion backed currencies are just as arbitrary as fiat currencies. the value of both is determined by the market.

but bouillon-based currencies are twice as tasty
 
2011-12-31 02:18:24 PM
Okay, now give me the keys you cocksucker.

/it took this long, really?
 
2011-12-31 02:40:27 PM
Hobodeluxe: give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
give a man a bank and he can rob the world


Then give that man a tax OMGWTF JOB KILLER...
 
2011-12-31 02:40:41 PM
That's a lot of heads cut off of chickens.
 
2011-12-31 02:43:45 PM
"It's the miracle of the market" - Ronald Retard Raygun
 
2011-12-31 02:44:20 PM
Well, it all went to a lawyer... Kobayashi.
 
2011-12-31 02:48:59 PM
Good old fake money. You figuring out you can do shiat with it because of aggregate marginal utility? Maybe a few can get by by making yachts and islands for that last couple people with money.
 
2011-12-31 02:59:09 PM
 
2011-12-31 03:02:34 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Well, it all went to a lawyer... Kobayashi.

Well, it took until the last day of the year, but I scooped TMLO on a movie reference.

Cheers, good sir.
 
2011-12-31 03:03:22 PM
money is only as valuable as the hands that touch it, and the folks with the most at stake aren't exactly inspiring any confidence
 
2011-12-31 03:05:03 PM
Someone gave Jon Corzine money again?
 
2011-12-31 03:09:03 PM
i hate bankers as much as the next guy but everyone is acting as if the stock market prices have anything more to do with the real world than world of warcraft gold. sure you can convert warcraft gold into money and money into gold, but the way warcraft gold behaves with other warcraft gold is completely irrelevant to real life.

/stock market = ponzi scheme
 
2011-12-31 03:11:55 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: unyon: It never existed in the first place.

Which is exactly why the powers that be can simply recreate all of that money and more, if they so choose. With nearly the entire world running on fiat currencies, the idea of being "broke" is no longer a meaningful term on a national scale. One country and simply "create" as much money as they need, and say that it is worth whatever they want. If they wanted to, they could "create" enough money to erase the EU's debts, say it is worth exactly that much, then go out for lunch.

Basing currencies on precious metal reserves is doomed to fail over the long term, but what we are seeing now is the logical end of the "evil" side of the fiat currency sword.


Key words highlighted. There would be no Euro crisis if the Germans allowed the ECB to print money, which now it seems they're kind of doing through a loophole. There's a lot of panic about hyperinflation, but with everybody hoarding cash, there's a bigger chance of a deflationary cycle than unhealthy inflation.
 
2011-12-31 03:20:28 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-31 03:20:50 PM
Rev.K: Well, it took until the last day of the year, but I scooped TMLO on a movie reference.

*fistbump*

Great minds, mammajamma, and good jorb beating me to the punch!


Cheers, good sir.

Cheers, dude, and happy new year!
 
2011-12-31 03:30:50 PM
i3.ytimg.com

last seen with the 6.3T
 
2011-12-31 03:37:16 PM
The not where the money went that is important but rather that it never really existed at all.

What is money anyway?
 
2011-12-31 03:52:10 PM
Hobodeluxe: except someone is left holding a real bill.

Not really.

Market Cap measures the total value of all outstanding shares, but when the price per share rises and falls, that doesn't mean every single share underwent transactions that were subject to those prices. There isn't someone on the short end of a price change for every single share.
 
2011-12-31 03:53:36 PM
This is why there's absolutely no danger of hyperinflation -- the "money" they're creating is simply disappearing into the black holes that are the negative bank balance sheets.
 
2011-12-31 04:30:27 PM
A congressional Gob moment..


TA DA!
 
2011-12-31 04:32:26 PM
And nothing of tangible value was lost.
 
2011-12-31 04:42:51 PM
www.forwards4all.com


PRINT MORE!!!
 
2011-12-31 05:16:53 PM
blog.seattlepi.com
 
2011-12-31 05:27:25 PM
fredbox: Protip: Start hoarding Loonies ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_reserves#Estimated_reserves_by_count r y

meh
Although the IEA insists on Canada's Reserves as being listed as 178 billion barrels, many experts including CEO of Shell Canada, Clive Mather estimate it to actually be 2 Trillion barrels or more, essentially 8 times more than Saudi Arabia.[21]

going to continue to just ignore the people who claim that the sky is falling
but thanks for the warning
 
2011-12-31 05:49:41 PM
Time for me to check under the couch cushions.
 
2011-12-31 05:56:16 PM
$6.3 Trillion of imaginary money is no longer being imagined anymore.
 
2011-12-31 06:11:46 PM
tillerman35: $6.3 Trillion of imaginary money is no longer being imagined anymore.

somebody finally made the DC 33 saving throw vs illusions?
 
2011-12-31 06:26:29 PM
jokercostume.biz

That's an expensive pencil
 
2011-12-31 06:46:38 PM
DarnoKonrad: unyon: Grand_Moff_Joseph: One country and simply "create" as much money as they need, and say that it is worth whatever they want.

The first part of this statement is true. The second is not. Well, technically it is, since a country can make whatever value claims they want on a currency. But that claim doesn't establish its value, the market does.

China doesn't let the market interfere with its currency value.


And china is facing a huge bubble because of such economic policy.
 
2011-12-31 06:58:12 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: unyon: It never existed in the first place.

Which is exactly why the powers that be can simply recreate all of that money and more, if they so choose. With nearly the entire world running on fiat currencies, the idea of being "broke" is no longer a meaningful term on a national scale. One country and simply "create" as much money as they need, and say that it is worth whatever they want. If they wanted to, they could "create" enough money to erase the EU's debts, say it is worth exactly that much, then go out for lunch.

Basing currencies on precious metal reserves is doomed to fail over the long term, but what we are seeing now is the logical end of the "evil" side of the fiat currency sword.


So Weimar Gemany was the richest country to ever exist, followed by Zimbabwe.
 
2011-12-31 07:22:43 PM
And like that *i189.photobucket.com* $6.3 trillion was gone


Fixed.
 
2011-12-31 08:24:38 PM
6.3 trillion? Truly a financial loss of Obamic proportions!
 
2011-12-31 09:39:35 PM
Weaver95: Almost $6.3 trillion was erased from global stock markets this year as the euro zone financial crisis reverberated across the world in the latter half of 2011, calling into question the future of the world's largest currency bloc.



and if you ask questions about where that money came from and why it was so easily destroyed, then the cops will raid your camp site at 2am and tear gas/beat you into submission. then CNN and Fox news will mock you for daring to question the stablity of wall street. Oh, and you'll be added to a terrorist watch list...because f*ck you, that's why.


And you'll deserve every bit of it and more. Because you are a farking retard.
 
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