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Allrighty then, H5N1 kills another person. Just tell us when we're supposed to panic
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Walker
2011-12-31 12:45:29 PM
When scientists mutate the virus so it more easily spreads between mammals. Oh wait, they've just done that. OK, panic now.
Trackball
2011-12-31 01:13:35 PM
Tuesday.
whidbey
2011-12-31 01:14:14 PM
Panic? No.
But it is kind of annoying to continually have to put up with the derpers' utter lack of knowledge or understanding of health-related matters.
JammerJim
2011-12-31 01:16:15 PM
Flu kills a lot of people. Is there something about this guy that should be worrisome?
cantsleep
2011-12-31 01:17:54 PM
I prefer to panic over the supervolcano non warning from yesterday.
austin_millbarge
2011-12-31 01:18:28 PM
whidbey
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Panic? No.
But it is kind of annoying to continually have to put up with the derpers' utter lack of knowledge or understanding of health-related matters.
Just read an article this morning about CFL bulbs that naturally turned into a discussion about mercury in vaccinations, and how 'everybody knows' vaccinations are bad for you.
Sadly there's no vaccination for derpism.
Cytokine Storm
2011-12-31 01:20:17 PM
I don't get it, this is just the flu right? Why is this such a big deal?
Ayn Rand's Cervix
2011-12-31 01:26:17 PM
ITT: people who mus know that H5N1 is avian flu.
Crewmannumber6
2011-12-31 01:29:39 PM
E'body gotta die sometime, Red
BigLuca
2011-12-31 01:31:18 PM
Cytokine Storm
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I don't get it, this is just the flu right? Why is this such a big deal?
???
I'm not sure if iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg or facepalm.jpg so I will go with notsureifserious.jpg
TanSau
2011-12-31 01:33:16 PM
Stand reference in 3...2...1...
Captain Trips
jennyz
2011-12-31 01:33:46 PM
It's China. Wake me up when American medicine doesn't help, then I'll panic.
eldezod
2011-12-31 01:35:02 PM
Considering that less than 600 people have contracted it worldwide, I'd say... never. Never is the time to panic.
Ayn Rand's Cervix
2011-12-31 01:35:31 PM
JammerJim
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Flu kills a lot of people. Is there something about this guy that should be worrisome?
H5N1 has a rather high mortality rate as far as the flu goes. Higher than 2009's swine flu
meat0918
2011-12-31 01:37:28 PM
Walker
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When scientists mutate the virus so it more easily spreads between mammals. Oh wait, they've just done that. OK, panic now.
I'm ok with this, as long as it's done in an appropriate lab and the samples are destroyed after testing. Scientist really want to know why the Spanish Flu killed so many people, and they also want to develop a longer lasting vaccine against the flu so we chasing a moving target when vaccinating every year.
Science isn't really all that scary.
sycraft
2011-12-31 01:39:48 PM
Ayn Rand's Cervix
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JammerJim: Flu kills a lot of people. Is there something about this guy that should be worrisome?
H5N1 has a rather high mortality rate as far as the flu goes. Higher than 2009's swine flu
That wouldn't be hard, since the swine flu had a lower mortality rate than normal flu. Remember you have to have TWO things for a disease to be a problem:
1) It has to spread widely. Doesn't matter how deadly or painful or whatever it is if it doesn't spread all over. If like 2 people catch it, big deal.
2) It has to be fairly deadly (or have other nasty permanent effects). Everyone in the world can catch something like a common cold and it doesn't matter, it doesn't cause many problems because very few people die.
Only if both are true is it a problem for humanity at large. Please note that the regular ass old flu spreads pretty far and wide every year, and kills a number of people. You can look up the numbers for that and get yourself sort of a baseline since nobody gets worried about it.
SoCalSurfer
2011-12-31 01:39:52 PM
I'm for anything that helps cut down on my daily commute
Perducci
2011-12-31 01:42:27 PM
I know! Let's all crowd into hospitals, doctors' offices, and medical clinics to line up for a vaccine! Surely nobody else in the waiting rooms is already infected with anything dangerous.
BigLuca
2011-12-31 01:45:32 PM
BigLuca
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Cytokine Storm: I don't get it, this is just the flu right? Why is this such a big deal?
???
I'm not sure if iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg or facepalm.jpg so I will go with notsureifserious.jpg
I've decided on iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg, just too much of a coincidence otherwise. For the rest of the class, one reason SARS, the 1918 flu and swine flu have such a high mortality rate because they can cause a potentially fatal immune reaction consisting of a positive feedback loop between cytokines and immune cells, with highly elevated levels of various cytokines. This process is commonly called a
Cytokine Storm
.
BigLuca
2011-12-31 01:50:17 PM
meat0918
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Walker: When scientists mutate the virus so it more easily spreads between mammals. Oh wait, they've just done that. OK, panic now.
I'm ok with this, as long as
it's done in an appropriate lab and the samples are destroyed after testing. Scientist really want to know why the Spanish Flu killed so many people, and they also want to develop a longer lasting vaccine against the flu so we chasing a moving target when vaccinating every year.
Science isn't really all that scary.
the scientists then spread it throughout airports and sports stadiums, killing billions, creating a post-apocalyptic waste-land where the survivors must battle to the death.
ftfy
imagonyx123
2011-12-31 01:52:26 PM
Wasn't H5N1 one of those lesser-known
Star Wars
droids?
Hobodeluxe
2011-12-31 01:55:34 PM
meh this world could use a good population adjustment.
maybe down to a few million survivors.
then they could possibly make some much needed changes in how the world works.
twfeline
2011-12-31 01:58:09 PM
"But, but... teh virus DIDN'T kill millions! Where yoour science NOW, eh CDC?"
The REASON why the various flu viruses that people were warned about DIDN'T cause mass casualties is BECAUSE the watchdog agencies mobilized against them early on. Duh.
namatad
2011-12-31 02:06:44 PM
JammerJim
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Flu kills a lot of people. Is there something about this guy that should be worrisome?
this this and more this
on the other hand
CONTAGION!!!
namatad
2011-12-31 02:09:56 PM
Hobodeluxe
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meh this world could use a good population adjustment.
maybe down to a few million survivors.
then they could possibly make some much needed changes in how the world works.
LOL
I like to go down this path.
BUT
if you leave only a few million, there are a number of problems:
CLEAN UP - that will leave 7 billion dead bodies rotting in the sun. that is a lot of disease right there.
complete collapse of civilization - pretty much the end of all modern production, power, food, development, education, medicine.
unless say, only australia wasnt infected. in theory, a large isolated country like that would be mostly self sustaining. mostly.
as long as they werent on the beach
That Guy...From That Show!
2011-12-31 02:15:19 PM
meat0918
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Walker: When scientists mutate the virus so it more easily spreads between mammals. Oh wait, they've just done that. OK, panic now.
I'm ok with this, as long as it's done in an appropriate lab and the samples are destroyed after testing. Scientist really want to know why the Spanish Flu killed so many people, and they also want to develop a longer lasting vaccine against the flu so we chasing a moving target when vaccinating every year.
Science isn't really all that scary.
They're not trying to make longer lasting vaccines...it's the immune system that forgets more and more what it hasn't been exposed to as time goes by.
woogs
2011-12-31 02:17:55 PM
Cytokine Storm
:
I don't get it, this is just the flu right? Why is this such a big deal?
The flu virus families can sometimes "cross breed" (a gross simplification). H5N1 is exceptional due to its high mortality (60%). The ability to spread among humans is much more common in flu viruses; a feature H5N1 lacks. Health agencies want to keep the spread and exposure to H5N1 down so it never gets the chance to learn the "spread easily" trick in the wild from a more common flu strain.
Hence, tracking and quarantining human infections, as well as taking efforts to keep it suppressed in the poultry population from whence it came.
Tourney3p0
2011-12-31 02:20:42 PM
What would panicking accomplish, exactly, other than letting everyone know that the person is a little biatch?
Virulency
2011-12-31 02:33:58 PM
namatad
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Hobodeluxe: meh this world could use a good population adjustment.
maybe down to a few million survivors.
then they could possibly make some much needed changes in how the world works.
LOL
I like to go down this path.
BUT
if you leave only a few million, there are a number of problems:
CLEAN UP - that will leave 7 billion dead bodies rotting in the sun. that is a lot of disease right there.
complete collapse of civilization - pretty much the end of all modern production, power, food, development, education, medicine.
unless say, only australia wasnt infected. in theory, a large isolated country like that would be mostly self sustaining. mostly.
as long as they werent on the beach
dude its not australia, its madagascar... its impossible to breach!
Barakku
2011-12-31 02:39:18 PM
in the country's first reported human death attributed to the virus in 18 months.
This puts it in the same tier of worries as Bubonic Plauge, slightly lower than small pox.
bshy
2011-12-31 02:39:47 PM
Hopefully gwyneth paltrow didn't fark this guy too.
Ikahoshi
2011-12-31 02:40:10 PM
Every influenza outbreak kills people. That's not a basis to panic.
When you have a death rate that's as high as 15% of those infected, like that of the Spanish Flu of the early 20th century... that's time to worry about it.
Panic is when you're out of ammo when fighting zombies.
Sabyen91
2011-12-31 02:44:05 PM
Ikahoshi
:
Every influenza outbreak kills people. That's not a basis to panic.
When you have a death rate that's as high as 15% of those infected, like that of the Spanish Flu of the early 20th century... that's time to worry about it.
Panic is when you're out of ammo when fighting zombies.
I would think the worry point would be a hell of a lot lower than 15%
ringersol
2011-12-31 02:46:19 PM
It's probably time to start worrying when China clams up about the spread of H5N1 in humans.
Trick is, they're never really forthcoming about anything. So who knows when that might (not) be?
To be on the safe side, I'll just keep subduing my immune system with alcohol. You know, for my long term health.
Trance750
2011-12-31 02:51:40 PM
BigLuca
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meat0918: Walker: When scientists mutate the virus so it more easily spreads between mammals. Oh wait, they've just done that. OK, panic now.
I'm ok with this, as long as it's done in an appropriate lab and the samples are destroyed after testing. Scientist really want to know why the Spanish Flu killed so many people, and they also want to develop a longer lasting vaccine against the flu so we chasing a moving target when vaccinating every year.
Science isn't really all that scary. the scientists then spread it throughout airports and sports stadiums, killing billions, creating a post-apocalyptic waste-land where the survivors must battle to the death.
ftfy
LOL. Sounds like my friend. He is convinced that the Center for Disease Control actually infects people with disease, just so the pharmacy company can make millions, selling the cure
SoCalSurfer
2011-12-31 02:55:31 PM
Virulency
:
namatad: Hobodeluxe: meh this world could use a good population adjustment.
maybe down to a few million survivors.
then they could possibly make some much needed changes in how the world works.
LOL
I like to go down this path.
BUT
if you leave only a few million, there are a number of problems:
CLEAN UP - that will leave 7 billion dead bodies rotting in the sun. that is a lot of disease right there.
complete collapse of civilization - pretty much the end of all modern production, power, food, development, education, medicine.
unless say, only australia wasnt infected. in theory, a large isolated country like that would be mostly self sustaining. mostly.
as long as they werent on the beach
dude its not australia, its madagascar... its impossible to breach!
Yeah but if it's a parasite, you just have to leave it undetected for a while then kick in all the attributes
KrispyKritter
2011-12-31 03:00:54 PM
no worries. mankind is so over-due for major madness, something is bound to send shivers down your spines soon. very soon.
/soon!
RediixOne
2011-12-31 03:07:16 PM
Hopefully madagascar shuts down their airports and naval yards. We need someone to live.
Glitchwerks
2011-12-31 03:08:58 PM
ruinevil
2011-12-31 03:14:35 PM
Glitchwerks
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Came for President Madagascar.. left satisfied.
Virulency
2011-12-31 03:15:38 PM
sidenote--- want to play pandemic now...
Chameleon
2011-12-31 03:28:33 PM
As others have already said, H5N1 is bad because it's got a pretty high mortality rate. You can kind of panic if/when genetic drift adapts it to spread between people, which it really doesn't do yet. But fear not; one of the interesting things about the flu is that typically, the better it adapts to transmission, the milder the disease caused. H1N1 (Spanish flu) started out bad but quickly became the "standard" yearly flu as it became better adapted to humans and caused less severe disease.
/Fun fact--In birds, flu is an intestinal disease
BigLuca
2011-12-31 03:35:13 PM
Trance750
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BigLuca: meat0918: Walker: When scientists mutate the virus so it more easily spreads between mammals. Oh wait, they've just done that. OK, panic now.
I'm ok with this, as long as it's done in an appropriate lab and the samples are destroyed after testing. Scientist really want to know why the Spanish Flu killed so many people, and they also want to develop a longer lasting vaccine against the flu so we chasing a moving target when vaccinating every year.
Science isn't really all that scary. the scientists then spread it throughout airports and sports stadiums, killing billions, creating a post-apocalyptic waste-land where the survivors must battle to the death.
ftfy
LOL. Sounds like my friend. He is convinced that the Center for Disease Control actually infects people with disease, just so the pharmacy company can make millions, selling the cure
It's a little known fact that the pharmaceutical industry is just a front for the Sy-Fy channel. They use it for field research and test audiences before they invest in a made-for-TV movie.
Hawnkee
2011-12-31 03:37:42 PM
Just one human?
Why Yes I Am A Wizard
2011-12-31 03:40:16 PM
/Revenge
Kuroshin
2011-12-31 03:47:41 PM
BigLuca
:
BigLuca: Cytokine Storm: I don't get it, this is just the flu right? Why is this such a big deal?
???
I'm not sure if iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg or facepalm.jpg so I will go with notsureifserious.jpg
I've decided on iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg, just too much of a coincidence otherwise. For the rest of the class, one reason SARS, the 1918 flu and swine flu have such a high mortality rate because they can cause a potentially fatal immune reaction consisting of a positive feedback loop between cytokines and immune cells, with highly elevated levels of various cytokines. This process is commonly called a Cytokine Storm.
And it almost never happens...
A
chance
of something does not a serious threat pose.
/had swine flu
//along with all of my co-workers
///good times
Dufus
2011-12-31 03:53:17 PM
nearly 600 human H5N1 cases have been reported in 15 countries to WHO since November 2003
or 75 cases per year.
According to the National Weather Service, lightning causes an average of
62 deaths
and 300 injuries in the United States each year.
A close second.
Worldwide, approximately 140 million people develop dysentery each year, and about 600,000 die.
Now THERE is something to panic over.
metametameta
2011-12-31 03:56:19 PM
I'm more concerned with how contagious it is. When it mutates to be contagious like measles, we are in for a hell of a nasty flu season even if it doesn't kill everyone it attacks.
Coelacanth
2011-12-31 04:07:27 PM
This is why I'm trying to move out of Las Vegas. If and when an Asian flu enters the country, it will be through here.
Asian guests smear spit and snot all over the gaming machines for good luck. The mostly Mexican casino porters who don't give a damn about bloodborne pathogens anymore than they give a damn about learning English reuse the same dirty rag to polish each and every other gaming machine and conceivably wipeable surface on the casino floor (and bathroom). I've seen casino porters pick up vomit and feces with their bare hands, wipe their hands clean on the seat of their pants, and then go to break. More often than not, those same casino porters will then stand in line in employee cafeterias, examining food items with their bare hands with no intention of taking it. Some will even take bites out of food items and then throw the product back.
If a casino porter gets sick, the casino still expects him or her to show up for work. Casinos do not give you sick days and unless you're falling down into a heap, they will not send you home. I've had the experience of being the only graveyard employee showing up to work while everybody else has called in sick (back then, the casino where I worked at had well over 200 people on the graveyard shift). At that same casino, it took two casino porters dropping stone cold dead on the casino floor for them to relax the rules even a little bit.
Because many Latin human resource workers hire only other Latins regardless of their job qualifications, a casino porter that works at one property will work at another property down the street. A potentially infected casino worker will often take a packed Strip bus to get his or her other job. Furthermore, because many Latin PAD/GRA employees are using stolen or borrowed identification. They will not go to hospitals. Some of them will instead go to illegal clinics and botánicas for help.
tboneuls
2011-12-31 04:14:15 PM
From TFA:
"A version of this article appeared in print on January 1, 2012, on page A6 of the New York edition with the headline: Man Dies From Bird Flu in Southern China."
So... the NYT has time travel?
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