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Melany is the only person in Seattle harvesting squirrels for protein. In other news, people eat squirrels
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urban.derelict
2011-12-31 09:10:18 AM
free food.
/i'm down
//as long as you cook it properly
Aarontology
2011-12-31 09:11:12 AM
It's tasty but chewy as hell.
Earguy
2011-12-31 09:30:00 AM
"Hey, Richard, this is your dad...shot me a deer yesterday, we had to dress him quick cuz it was rainin'...found a roadkill racoon on the drive home so we threw him in the trunk and your ma is makin' stew...there was a squirrel who got killed when he stepped on a power line transformer, he fell off onto the ground, so he was already cooked, so we didn't go to the Taco Tico for lunch. Well, that's about it, we'll talk to you again soon..."
dryknife
2011-12-31 09:35:54 AM
I guess you don't need a hunting/trapping license for squirrel in Washington.
Bagelox-99
2011-12-31 10:51:52 AM
Early one morning, while Vorass slept, Herrera took the kids out to the country and let them frolic for a while before he shot them.
06Wahoo
2011-12-31 11:02:34 AM
I take it
Subby
never played Oregon Trail?
Snarfangel
2011-12-31 11:35:33 AM
Squirrels -- they want to be lunch
Oh squirrels just want to be lunch
2wolves
2011-12-31 11:39:40 AM
Know how I know
Subby
is a 'dazzling urbanite?'
shanrick
2011-12-31 12:35:02 PM
Earguy
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"Hey, Richard, this is your dad...shot me a deer yesterday, we had to dress him quick cuz it was rainin'...found a roadkill racoon on the drive home so we threw him in the trunk and your ma is makin' stew...there was a squirrel who got killed when he stepped on a power line transformer, he fell off onto the ground, so he was already cooked, so we didn't go to the Taco Tico for lunch. Well, that's about it, we'll talk to you again soon..."
Whoa whoa whoa, stop the clock.
Bathia_Mapes
2011-12-31 12:39:45 PM
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a f**king squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "F**king nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit."
Walker
2011-12-31 12:40:10 PM
I guess
subby
is not from the South.
sheilanagig
2011-12-31 12:40:32 PM
I've eaten squirrel before. It was in the London suburbs, and it was because my ex was friends with some gypsies. I didn't want to risk offending them. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be.
I've heard raccoon is stringy, and evidently there's a rural bar here in ND that serves a stew which is better left alone. There isn't much roadkill around that area.
veedeevadeevoodee
2011-12-31 12:42:43 PM
beantowndog
2011-12-31 01:02:08 PM
Not since I found out they're high in cholesterol.
johnsoninca
2011-12-31 01:03:08 PM
In his defense, maybe Subby read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.
Tr0mBoNe
2011-12-31 02:20:38 PM
Rabbit is good too, but the bone to meat ratio is too high. Decent for a nice curry, though.
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-31 02:36:35 PM
Earguy
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"Hey, Richard, this is your dad...shot me a deer yesterday, we had to dress him quick cuz it was rainin'...found a roadkill racoon on the drive home so we threw him in the trunk and your ma is makin' stew...there was a squirrel who got killed when he stepped on a power line transformer, he fell off onto the ground, so he was already cooked, so we didn't go to the Taco Tico for lunch. Well, that's about it, we'll talk to you again soon..."
Anything else, Robin?
alwaysjaded
2011-12-31 02:47:36 PM
Ever been to Louisiana, Subby? Not all gumbo is made with shrimp. In fact, the smaller the town, the bigger a chance there's a few yard varmints in that pot.
/ family is from Alexandria
// Love my Cajun kin
/// not in THAT way, ya perverts.
dryknife
2011-12-31 02:56:50 PM
Dat souns goud
delsydsoftware
2011-12-31 03:04:57 PM
She drowns them in a bucket? WTF? A squirrel is small enough that even a cheap pellet rifle shot to the head will kill them instantly. That's a lot faster than 4 seconds of drowning. Even a ball-peen hammer to the head Christmas-Vacation style would be more humane.
I've actually tasted squirrel pie before (which has most of the same ingredients as chicken pot pie). For what it's worth, it wasn't that bad. I guess the biggest problem with a squirrel is the amount of meat versus the amount of effort to peel and clean them. It only makes squirrel meat convenient for extremely poor people and pretentious folks like the chick in the article.But, given the fact that chicken and lobster used to be considered slave food, maybe squirrel will become the next yuppie delicacy.
brap
2011-12-31 03:16:12 PM
Walker
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I guess subby is not from the South.
I could hear the communal "meh" from the Appalachian Fark contingent all the way up here in Brooklyn.
Tr0mBoNe
2011-12-31 03:18:14 PM
delsydsoftware
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She drowns them in a bucket? WTF? A squirrel is small enough that even a cheap pellet rifle shot to the head will kill them instantly. That's a lot faster than 4 seconds of drowning. Even a ball-peen hammer to the head Christmas-Vacation style would be more humane.
I've actually tasted squirrel pie before (which has most of the same ingredients as chicken pot pie). For what it's worth, it wasn't that bad. I guess the biggest problem with a squirrel is the amount of meat versus the amount of effort to peel and clean them. It only makes squirrel meat convenient for extremely poor people and pretentious folks like the chick in the article.But, given the fact that chicken and lobster used to be considered slave food, maybe squirrel will become the next yuppie delicacy.
Snapping the neck is great for small vermin and fish.
Dufus
2011-12-31 04:06:14 PM
Aarontology
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It's tasty but chewy as hell.
You're cooking them wrong.
MoronLessOff
2011-12-31 04:35:12 PM
dryknife
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Dat souns goud
I see the Guist brothers have been covered. Here, have a Daryl.
loonatic112358
2011-12-31 04:35:46 PM
I've met people who've done that
almandot
2011-12-31 04:36:25 PM
Deacon Blue
2011-12-31 04:36:48 PM
MoronLessOff
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dryknife: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 250x200]
Dat souns goud
I see the Guist brothers have been covered. Here, have a Daryl.
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Came for the Daryl reference. Leaving satisfied.
A Terrible Human
2011-12-31 04:37:01 PM
Don't eat squirrel brains.
roadkillontheweb
2011-12-31 04:38:19 PM
I haven't had a good squirrel since grandma passed away.
Grandpa's enjoyed sitting on the porch shot any critters that went across his yard. It wasn't so bad till his eyesight started to fade and he changed from pellet gun to buckshot. Some of the squirrels or rabbits we suspected may have let out a last meow before they dropped but since grandpa cut the heads and feet off then skinned and gutted them before they came in for Grandma to prepare we never knew for sure. Fried rabbit and squirrel then a few games of cribbage, man I miss those days.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2011-12-31 04:39:05 PM
After looking into execution by blunt trauma, lethal injection and gun,
she decided drowning was the best option
for the squirrel, and the edibility of its meat.
Jesus, what a psychopath.
GibbyTheMole
2011-12-31 04:41:25 PM
I've ate squirrel. It's serviceable, and not in the least gross. But it's not what i'd call great, either. Not a lot of meat on a squirrel.
captjc
2011-12-31 04:42:14 PM
I had a friend whose dad owned a butcher shop and would occasionally bring in squirrel jerky. We also had a math teacher that seemed to have a strange obsession with squirrels. My friend brought some in for him to taste but didn't tell him what it was. After he ate some, he was told what it was and he freaked out. It was one of the funniest things ever. Good times...
/ Wasn't too bad as I recall.
El Dudereno
2011-12-31 04:42:19 PM
See, subby, meat comes from animals. People eat lots of different animals, not all of which can be found at an urban supermarket.
There are some wonderful delicacies outside of boring beef, chicken, and pork.
phenn
2011-12-31 04:42:20 PM
Why the hell not.
Link
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Teen Wolf Blitzer
2011-12-31 04:45:34 PM
Rat? This is a rat burger?
hbk72777
2011-12-31 04:46:36 PM
Squirrels eat from my garbage, I'm not willing to complete that circle of life.
23FPB23
2011-12-31 04:47:26 PM
Walker
:
I guess subby is not from the South.
Yeah no kidding. first meal I ever had to pick shot outta my teeth was squirrel!
RandyJohnson
2011-12-31 04:48:08 PM
Came for Richard's dad. Leaving satisfied.
Bob16
2011-12-31 04:48:58 PM
About 15 years ago i met a grandfather and grandson who were Appalachian trail through hikers from Kentucky. They shot and ate a fair amount of 'em. They also had some decent home grow weed that they shared with me.
Chinchillazilla
2011-12-31 04:49:48 PM
06Wahoo
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I take it Subby never played Oregon Trail?
Shooting little animals with those little pixel bullets was the best part of that game.
LargeCanine
2011-12-31 04:50:04 PM
I'd use a pellet gun and wring their necks.
Game meat can be made more tender with slow cooking. Use a crock pot.
Artist
2011-12-31 04:51:12 PM
Over here the neighbors have erased the rabbit population-which is great since now my crocus aren't chewed down to the ground. Squirrels-too many-right now-but since the rabbits are gone....can only hope that the tree rats will wind up in someone's wok....yeah, I typed wok. So sue me, this is now third world row-home-few-square-feet-of-lawn-livin'.
fireclown
2011-12-31 04:51:49 PM
Then again, some folk'll
Coming on a Bicycle
2011-12-31 04:53:56 PM
Funny this. Every morning (well, almost every working morning) I cycle through the city centre of Delft, NL. I love that final part of my trip to my work because it leads me from the boring straight roads into the windy medieval alleys and stuff. One morning I saw a guy feeding pigeons. Or so it seemed. He was feeding them alright, but then he quickly bent over and - almost effortlessly - grabbed one by the wings and walked away with it. I shouted to him 'hey where you're going with that pigeon' but he wouldn't answer. Later I heard it was a new trend; 'urban hunting' or something. People catching their own meat in the 21st century.
/ CSB
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2011-12-31 04:54:00 PM
Once, at the produce market, there was a heavyset woman of color in line with a sack... that was moving. I asked her what was in the sack and she said, "Possum, for dinner."
Marley'sGirl
2011-12-31 04:54:32 PM
Squirrel is pretty good. Better than lamb chops or lobster as far as I'm concerned. My family is full of hunters, so it doesn't seem strange at all. Drowning them is just psycho though.
shokokuphoenix
2011-12-31 04:54:32 PM
The Eastern Grey squirrel is a non-native animal up here in Washington, so no, you do not need a hunting license for it. No other species of squirrel (read: native species) are legal for hunting/take (Western Grey, Douglas, etc.). Luckily (or unluckily, depending upon your POV) enough, the native squirrel populations are so decimated in the greater Seattle/Puget Sound suburban areas that she has nearly zero chances of capturing a non-target squirrel. Now, out in Kitsap/Snohomish/North Bend, etc, that's a different story. There's still decent populations of native squirrels out there (and they look quite different from Eastern Greys).
Eastern Greys are welcome to be dinner as far as I'm concerned - they were introduced into Seattle area parks back in the 1800's to let displaced East Coasters feel 'more at home' in their parks and backyards. The little b*stards repaid them by aggressively displacing all of the native squirrel populations (similar to whats going on in Britain with the Red squirrels there).
So as far as I'm concerned, she's doing a friggin' public service by eliminating the Eastern Grey squirrel in the area, and I wish her the best of luck doing so.
/Eastern Grey, its what's for dinner...
//For hawks
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2011-12-31 04:55:20 PM
Coming on a Bicycle
:
Funny this. Every morning (well, almost every working morning) I cycle through the city centre of Delft, NL. I love that final part of my trip to my work because it leads me from the boring straight roads into the windy medieval alleys and stuff. One morning I saw a guy feeding pigeons. Or so it seemed. He was feeding them alright, but then he quickly bent over and - almost effortlessly - grabbed one by the wings and walked away with it. I shouted to him 'hey where you're going with that pigeon' but he wouldn't answer. Later I heard it was a new trend; 'urban hunting' or something.
People catching their own meat in the 21st century.
/ CSB
You... you don't get out much, do you?
Begoggle
2011-12-31 04:57:14 PM
It's amazing to me how ignorant some people can be.
Like subby here.
I don't hunt, but if I did, squirrel would be on the menu.
/had it hundreds of times
Coming on a Bicycle
2011-12-31 04:59:35 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
Coming on a Bicycle: Funny this. Every morning (well, almost every working morning) I cycle through the city centre of Delft, NL. I love that final part of my trip to my work because it leads me from the boring straight roads into the windy medieval alleys and stuff. One morning I saw a guy feeding pigeons. Or so it seemed. He was feeding them alright, but then he quickly bent over and - almost effortlessly - grabbed one by the wings and walked away with it. I shouted to him 'hey where you're going with that pigeon' but he wouldn't answer. Later I heard it was a new trend; 'urban hunting' or something. People catching their own meat in the 21st century.
/ CSB
You... you don't get out much, do you?
[thelavoiereport.com image 400x300]
No darling. I'm quite an exquisite sample of the modern day European city-dweller. I haven't seen a real gun in my life and I wouldn't know how to use it. Relax. We're only multiplying. And pretty soon we'll outnumber each and everyone of you. You. You, brutal, farmer-types.
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