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oldernell

2011-12-31 09:33:50 AM

Maybe there should be a cry-off between nute and boner. Pay per view.

Hobodeluxe

2011-12-31 10:02:56 AM

Deadbeat dads who leave their sick wives (yeah he did it twice) often have a soft spot for mom.

gamergirl23

2011-12-31 10:29:23 AM

Hobodeluxe: Deadbeat dads who leave their sick wives (yeah he did it twice) often have a soft spot for mom.

In his defense, when he recited his vows he actually mumbled "in thickness and in health". If she'd simply gotten fat he'd have been ok with it.

DarwiOdrade

2011-12-31 12:38:42 PM

Newt's vows are not intended to be factual statements.

gilgigamesh

2011-12-31 02:17:06 PM

DarwiOdrade: Newt's vows are not intended to be factual statements.

Therefore if you remind him of his vows when he breaks them, you are lying.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-31 02:29:08 PM

Hobodeluxe: Deadbeat dads who leave their sick wives (yeah he did it twice) often have a soft spot for mom.

So, Mom was going to be wife #4?

Because People in power are Stupid

2011-12-31 03:31:21 PM

This is a ploy to make him look harmless.

For republicans crying in public is code for "willing to destroy America" like Glen Beck (new window)

bravian

2011-12-31 04:31:00 PM

When did GOP men become such pussies?

Sock Ruh Tease

2011-12-31 04:32:39 PM

Newt Gingrich's mistress gets choked up recalling the semen in her windpipe.

Don't Troll Me Bro!

2011-12-31 04:37:56 PM

Crocodile tears didn't work for Hillary Clinton, they ain't gonna work for you, Newt.

RoxtarRyan

2011-12-31 04:40:13 PM

This demands a caption contest.

gimmegimme

2011-12-31 04:43:36 PM

Phil Moskowitz

2011-12-31 04:44:47 PM

You guys really have the finest to choose from.

Boxcutta

2011-12-31 04:45:13 PM

Newt choked up? Doubtful. The man has no neck and a head with the diameter of a telephone pole.

Silais

2011-12-31 04:45:14 PM

RoxtarRyan: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 640x353]

This demands a caption contest.

"Whoops, I done pooped 'em."

Arkanaut

2011-12-31 04:45:21 PM

His mother was a saint!

WizardofToast

2011-12-31 04:45:45 PM

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Oh god when Santorum loses the primary it's going to be a beautiful mess.

Rann Xerox

2011-12-31 04:45:48 PM

They should have checked under Gingrich's eyes. They would have found Vicks' VapoRub.

Gingrich's mother should have swallowed the load that Newt was swimming around in 69 years ago.

gimmegimme

2011-12-31 04:46:37 PM

RoxtarRyan: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 640x353]

This demands a caption contest.

He's only sticking out his tongue because he's deciding his positions and he needs to find out which way the wind is blowing.

Apos

2011-12-31 04:47:36 PM

RoxtarRyan: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 640x353]

This demands a caption contest.

Agreed. Here goes:

"My contract with America can resume with you,Olympia!"

LoneWolf343

2011-12-31 04:50:34 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Hobodeluxe: Deadbeat dads who leave their sick wives (yeah he did it twice) often have a soft spot for mom.

So, Mom was going to be wife #4?

If she was, Repubs will still be glamouring to say how wonderful he is.

heap

2011-12-31 04:51:56 PM

Silais: RoxtarRyan: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 640x353]

This demands a caption contest.

"Whoops, I done pooped 'em."

rather than put a caption to a picture, i'll go with a better picture for that caption.
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Summer Glau's Love Slave

2011-12-31 04:54:47 PM

Poor little guy.

/Quick and dirty.
//Just like me.

Bob16

2011-12-31 04:55:19 PM

"Rosemary's Baby" was modeled on the Gingrich family.

skepticultist

2011-12-31 05:03:14 PM

"Newt Gingrich gets choked up recalling his sick mother. I guess abandoning her to pursue a younger, healthier mother took its toll on him"

::standing ovation::

Well done, subby. Well done.

Primum

2011-12-31 05:10:41 PM

Sociopaths are well-versed in turned on the waterworks to elicit sympathy. Don't be a sucker.

The only thing Newt deserves is a sucker-punch right in the polls.

Phil Moskowitz

2011-12-31 05:13:38 PM

Primum: Sociopaths are well-versed in turned on the waterworks to elicit sympathy. Don't be a sucker.

Hah, that's exactly what I thought with Boehner. "Wow, he's even shiatty at being a sociopath. Doesn't he know he's chewing the scenery?"

xsarien

2011-12-31 05:17:18 PM

If it were almost anyone else, I'd believe in the sincerity of all this. But Newt divorced his wife in the midst of her cancer treatment. If that's not evidence of a monumental black hole in the spot where a heart should be, I don't know what is.

Sabyen91

2011-12-31 05:19:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Hobodeluxe: Deadbeat dads who leave their sick wives (yeah he did it twice) often have a soft spot for mom.

So, Mom was going to be wife #4?

Just be glad he didn't love her as much as he loves his country.

coyo

2011-12-31 05:25:34 PM

xsarien: If it were almost anyone else, I'd believe in the sincerity of all this. But Newt divorced his wife in the midst of her cancer treatment. If that's not evidence of a monumental black hole in the spot where a heart should be, I don't know what is.

Maybe it was a stress-reducing gift for her, to not have to be married to that thing. Betcha she wouldn't have survived for long if she were still married to it.

FuturePastNow

2011-12-31 05:26:01 PM

A family history of mental illness. That explains so much.

The_Boy_Blunder

2011-12-31 05:32:34 PM

Just popping in to say bravo subby, bravo. That was great.

gravy chugging cretin.

2011-12-31 05:36:42 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i1125.photobucket.com image 374x377]
Poor little guy.

/Quick and dirty.
//Just like me.

It doesn't do much for the leaky cheeto that helped get you kicked out of the House in 1999. What makes you think it's going to help you now?

bravian

2011-12-31 05:52:27 PM

/such a loving mother

stoli n coke

2011-12-31 05:58:44 PM

gravy chugging cretin.: Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i1125.photobucket.com image 374x377]
Poor little guy.

/Quick and dirty.
//Just like me.

It doesn't do much for the leaky cheeto that helped get you kicked out of the House in 1999. What makes you think it's going to help you now?

Because soshulizm?

herrDrFarkenstein

2011-12-31 06:10:12 PM

bravian: When did GOP men become such pussies?

September 13, 2001.

herrDrFarkenstein

2011-12-31 06:12:06 PM

coyo: xsarien: If it were almost anyone else, I'd believe in the sincerity of all this. But Newt divorced his wife in the midst of her cancer treatment. If that's not evidence of a monumental black hole in the spot where a heart should be, I don't know what is.

Maybe it was a stress-reducing gift for her, to not have to be married to that thing. Betcha she wouldn't have survived for long if she were still married to it.

Maybe he divorced her so that she could get Medicaid without his paycheck and benefits. Think of the money he saved.

spman

2011-12-31 06:24:42 PM

herrDrFarkenstein: coyo: xsarien: If it were almost anyone else, I'd believe in the sincerity of all this. But Newt divorced his wife in the midst of her cancer treatment. If that's not evidence of a monumental black hole in the spot where a heart should be, I don't know what is.

Maybe it was a stress-reducing gift for her, to not have to be married to that thing. Betcha she wouldn't have survived for long if she were still married to it.

Maybe he divorced her so that she could get Medicaid without his paycheck and benefits. Think of the money he saved.

http://www.unionleader.com/article/20111120/OPINION02/711209969&templ a te=mobileart

Except the whole deathbed divorce story is a complete fabrication. She divorced him, and Newt's ex-wife is still very much alive. But don't let facts get in the way of your libtard derp.

Karac

2011-12-31 06:33:02 PM

WizardofToast: gimmegimme: [assets0.ordienetworks.com image 370x400]

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Oh god when Santorum loses the primary it's going to be a beautiful mess.

I think Santorum's son flipping the bird on camera. There might be hope for him yet.

NotaryDPO

2011-12-31 06:38:59 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/26/politics/gingrich-divorce-file/

Right back at ya, derptard.

Sgt Otter

2011-12-31 06:42:38 PM

spman: herrDrFarkenstein: coyo: xsarien: If it were almost anyone else, I'd believe in the sincerity of all this. But Newt divorced his wife in the midst of her cancer treatment. If that's not evidence of a monumental black hole in the spot where a heart should be, I don't know what is.

Maybe it was a stress-reducing gift for her, to not have to be married to that thing. Betcha she wouldn't have survived for long if she were still married to it.

Maybe he divorced her so that she could get Medicaid without his paycheck and benefits. Think of the money he saved.

http://www.unionleader.com/article/20111120/OPINION02/711209969&templ a te=mobileart

Except the whole deathbed divorce story is a complete fabrication. She divorced him, and Newt's ex-wife is still very much alive. But don't let facts get in the way of your libtard derp.

You do know what the word, "plaintiff," means, right?

stoli n coke

2011-12-31 06:43:28 PM

NotaryDPO: http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/26/politics/gingrich-divorce-file/

Right back at ya, derptard.

STOP USING FACTS TO DISPROVE NEWTMENTUM!

NateGrey

2011-12-31 06:49:04 PM

stoli n coke: NotaryDPO: http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/26/politics/gingrich-divorce-file/

Right back at ya, derptard.

STOP USING FACTS TO DISPROVE NEWTMENTUM!

Republicans using lies to support their position? What has the Republican party become??

TheOther

2011-12-31 06:57:30 PM

This Santorum has got spunk!
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stoli n coke

2011-12-31 07:00:08 PM

TheOther: This Santorum has got spunk!
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Rick Santorum needs to be elected president. He needs the Secret Service protection, because there's an 80 percent chance his son will try to murder him in his sleep for making the family name a frothy joke.

Wayne 985

2011-12-31 07:06:34 PM

He lies about so many things that it's hard not to view these as crocodile tears. I'm sorry that he lost his mother, but this specific reaction still may be phony.

EmRack

2011-12-31 07:08:14 PM

Sgt Otter: spman: herrDrFarkenstein: coyo: xsarien: If it were almost anyone else, I'd believe in the sincerity of all this. But Newt divorced his wife in the midst of her cancer treatment. If that's not evidence of a monumental black hole in the spot where a heart should be, I don't know what is.

Maybe it was a stress-reducing gift for her, to not have to be married to that thing. Betcha she wouldn't have survived for long if she were still married to it.

Maybe he divorced her so that she could get Medicaid without his paycheck and benefits. Think of the money he saved.

http://www.unionleader.com/article/20111120/OPINION02/711209969&templ a te=mobileart

Except the whole deathbed divorce story is a complete fabrication. She divorced him, and Newt's ex-wife is still very much alive. But don't let facts get in the way of your libtard derp.

[img.photobucket.com image 640x368]

You do know what the word, "plaintiff," means, right?

that is nothing but Liberal propaganda started by the Obama Regime

gimmegimme

2011-12-31 07:09:20 PM

EmRack: Sgt Otter: spman: herrDrFarkenstein: coyo: xsarien: If it were almost anyone else, I'd believe in the sincerity of all this. But Newt divorced his wife in the midst of her cancer treatment. If that's not evidence of a monumental black hole in the spot where a heart should be, I don't know what is.

Maybe it was a stress-reducing gift for her, to not have to be married to that thing. Betcha she wouldn't have survived for long if she were still married to it.

Maybe he divorced her so that she could get Medicaid without his paycheck and benefits. Think of the money he saved.

http://www.unionleader.com/article/20111120/OPINION02/711209969&templ a te=mobileart

Except the whole deathbed divorce story is a complete fabrication. She divorced him, and Newt's ex-wife is still very much alive. But don't let facts get in the way of your libtard derp.

[img.photobucket.com image 640x368]

You do know what the word, "plaintiff," means, right?

that is nothing but Liberal propaganda started by the Obama Regime

In other news, David Vitter was simply leading empowerment workshops for young at-risk women.

Hobodeluxe

2011-12-31 07:16:59 PM

stoli n coke

2011-12-31 07:20:08 PM

For those of you keeping score at home, this now means that Michelle Bachmann is the only GOP candidate who hasn't turned into a blubbering vag.

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