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Evil Twin Skippy

2011-12-31 08:16:50 AM

/Golf clap

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2011-12-31 08:19:17 AM

Man, that song is annoying.

jake_lex

2011-12-31 08:19:24 AM

Is he looking for a place called Lee Ho Fuk's?

IronButterfly

2011-12-31 08:20:04 AM

Werewolves of Berkeley...??? ;)

elvisaintdead

2011-12-31 08:21:58 AM

The question is, how was his fur?

jake_lex

2011-12-31 08:22:57 AM

Sarah Palin's Conscience: Man, that song is annoying.

It's sad that that's the only Warren Zevon song most people know, because it makes people thing he's some kind of novelty songwriter, a modern day Bobby "Boris" Pickett, when, in actuality, he was probably one of the great songwriters of all time.

/my favorite is "Desperadoes Under The Eaves"
//and if california slides into the ocean
///like the mystics & statistics say it will
////i predict this motel will be standing
//until I pay my bill

Ennuipoet

2011-12-31 08:25:13 AM

elvisaintdead: The question is, how was his fur?

Perfect.

Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-12-31 08:25:49 AM

Roland'll get him.

Basily Gourt

2011-12-31 08:26:10 AM

Sarah Palin's Conscience: Man, that song is annoying.

This wolf will take the bad taste out of your mouth

Link (new window)

Dadoody

2011-12-31 08:26:42 AM

It's on!!!!

www.andrewlakelodge.com

Mitch Mitchell

2011-12-31 08:28:55 AM

That author uses quotation marks like he's getting a big old 78 year old aged sausage mailed to him in his secret Santa costume/

puffy999

2011-12-31 08:31:03 AM

I love how so many people believe a lone male wolf is capable of asexual reproduction.

/not in this thread

numbone

2011-12-31 08:34:08 AM

He'll be leaving when he gets his bill from the California Department of Revenue.

jmadisonbiii

2011-12-31 08:35:33 AM

jake_lex: Sarah Palin's Conscience: Man, that song is annoying.

It's sad that that's the only Warren Zevon song most people know, because it makes people thing he's some kind of novelty songwriter, a modern day Bobby "Boris" Pickett, when, in actuality, he was probably one of the great songwriters of all time.

/my favorite is "Desperadoes Under The Eaves"
//and if california slides into the ocean
///like the mystics & statistics say it will
////i predict this motel will be standing
//until I pay my bill

I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The sh't has hit the fan

elvisaintdead

2011-12-31 08:35:57 AM

puffy999: I love how so many people believe a lone male wolf is capable of asexual reproduction.

/not in this thread

wanna bet?
www.judithgeiger.com

I May Be Crazy But...

2011-12-31 08:44:03 AM

I heard a story about this on the radio a few days ago. They were only saying that the wolf could go into California. I was in Los Angeles at the time, and the lady on the radio seemed amazed that there was still such a thing as wildlife. She was one of the people who seemed to think that one wolf would magically turn into a huge pack that would eat all the farm animals and maybe a few small children.

Chinchillazilla

2011-12-31 08:54:11 AM

I heard he's just there to drink piña coladas.

drjekel_mrhyde

2011-12-31 08:57:26 AM

Dadoody: It's on!!!!

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Meh. If you want some true hunting feral cats and dogs is were it's at.

Xaneidolon

2011-12-31 09:03:38 AM

For a good introduction to the man, check out the live album, Learning to Flinch, or the compilation, I'll Sleep when I'm Dead.

My contribution:

I May Be Crazy But...

2011-12-31 09:05:14 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Dadoody: It's on!!!!

[www.andrewlakelodge.com image 480x360]

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Meh. If you want some true hunting feral cats and dogs is were it's at.

I suggest hunting the most dangerous game.

And no, one juvenile wolf with a tracking collar telling you where it is doesn't count.

Veloceraptors on the other hand...

wutchamacallem

2011-12-31 09:11:22 AM

Dadoody: It's on!!!!

For some

Link (new window)

Kim Jong B Illin

2011-12-31 09:13:04 AM

Was it a big bad wolf??? (new window)

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2011-12-31 09:14:55 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: drjekel_mrhyde: Dadoody: It's on!!!!

[www.andrewlakelodge.com image 480x360]

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Meh. If you want some true hunting feral cats and dogs is were it's at.

I suggest hunting the most dangerous game.

And no, one juvenile wolf with a tracking collar telling you where it is doesn't count.

Veloceraptors on the other hand...

Convicts. Death row inmates.

Bring back the gladiators!

enderthexenocide

2011-12-31 09:21:17 AM

did someone say greywolf?

www.hubworld.com

/hot
/was just watching this show a few hours ago, actually

Magorn

2011-12-31 09:35:27 AM

Dadoody: It's on!!!!

[www.andrewlakelodge.com image 480x360]

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ANNNND this is why I hate hunters.

Drop a deer, or moose, butcher it and feed your family for a few months? Rock on brother.

Shoot birds and small game for the pot? Got no quarrel with that.

Take down an intelligent, beautiful animal that's helping restore balance to a wildly out of balance ecosystem?

Fark you, fark you very much

Magorn

2011-12-31 09:40:51 AM

puffy999: I love how so many people believe a lone male wolf is capable of asexual reproduction.

/not in this thread

not by himself, but if he finds a female coyote in heat (or even a stray dog) he can create some interesting hybrids:
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Big as a wolf, smart as a coyote- a potent mix

AbbeySomeone

2011-12-31 09:41:08 AM

I find it odd that a wild wolf is wearing a collar.

Meethos

2011-12-31 09:49:34 AM

Dadoody: It's on!!!!

[www.andrewlakelodge.com image 480x360]

[images.military.com image 640x480]

That there is why I wish all sport hunters a slow demise at the hands of their targets.

sonofslacker

2011-12-31 09:50:07 AM

AbbeySomeone: I find it odd that a wild wolf is wearing a collar.

Yes, collars are definitely out this year. A nice turtleneck on the other hand...

wutchamacallem

2011-12-31 09:51:53 AM

AbbeySomeone: I find it odd that a wild wolf is wearing a collar.

California requires an ID and rabies tag.

SomeCallMeTim

2011-12-31 10:03:00 AM

I'd like to meet his tailor

North_Central_Positronics

2011-12-31 10:14:25 AM

Tobias is on it.

Lone Stranger

2011-12-31 10:16:06 AM

They run in packs of three.

JohnNS

2011-12-31 10:18:26 AM

AbbeySomeone: I find it odd that a wild wolf is wearing a collar.

Probably getting blinged out so he can do Hollywood.... Check out the spinners!

The_Original_Roxtar

2011-12-31 10:24:05 AM

Dadoody: It's on!!!!

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assholes like those are the reason I can't drive 2 miles without seeing a roadkill deer during the fall.

SwiftFox

2011-12-31 10:25:35 AM

Not a good time to be a coyote in Northern California. Have to deal with wannabe wolf poachers out with their guns who are going to be happy to see a legal target tooMagorn: puffy999: I love how so many people believe a lone male wolf is capable of asexual reproduction.

/not in this thread

not by himself, but if he finds a female coyote in heat (or even a stray dog) he can create some interesting hybrids:

Big as a wolf, smart as a coyote- a potent mix

Male wolves have a breeding season too, and the coyote breeding season occurs later, so this rarely happens.

If what happened when they returned to Yellowstone and Michigan's Upper Peninsula is a guide, more likely dead coyotes will be found where it travels. Wolves do not like coyotes.

cYn21

2011-12-31 10:37:26 AM

The wolf moved to Cali because he was looking for the next best thing.

He'd been to Oregon, but it ain't that pretty at all.

Chocolatey Shatner

2011-12-31 10:48:23 AM

wutchamacallem:

For some

Link (new window)

+1 internets to you good sir....

Need Help Soonish

2011-12-31 10:53:36 AM

Magorn: Dadoody: It's on!!!!

[www.andrewlakelodge.com image 480x360]

[images.military.com image 640x480]

ANNNND this is why I hate hunters.

Drop a deer, or moose, butcher it and feed your family for a few months? Rock on brother.

Shoot birds and small game for the pot? Got no quarrel with that.

Take down an intelligent, beautiful animal that's helping restore balance to a wildly out of balance ecosystem?

Fark you, fark you very much

THIS.

Also, as the proud Wolf Mamma of a rescued Wolfy Hybrid, SHAME on you for killing one of the most beautiful animals to ever roam the earth :(

davidphogan

2011-12-31 11:04:41 AM

cYn21: The wolf moved to Cali because he was looking for the next best thing.

He'd been to Oregon, but it ain't that pretty at all.

I assumed he moved to California because he was sick of Californians.

Wert789

2011-12-31 11:35:59 AM

SwiftFox: Not a good time to be a coyote in Northern California. Have to deal with wannabe wolf poachers out with their guns who are going to be happy to see a legal target tooMagorn: puffy999: I love how so many people believe a lone male wolf is capable of asexual reproduction.

/not in this thread

not by himself, but if he finds a female coyote in heat (or even a stray dog) he can create some interesting hybrids:

Big as a wolf, smart as a coyote- a potent mix

Male wolves have a breeding season too, and the coyote breeding season occurs later, so this rarely happens.

If what happened when they returned to Yellowstone and Michigan's Upper Peninsula is a guide, more likely dead coyotes will be found where it travels. Wolves do not like coyotes.

Please check this out:Link (new window)

Need Help Soonish

2011-12-31 11:47:24 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: Dadoody: It's on!!!!

[www.andrewlakelodge.com image 480x360]

[images.military.com image 640x480]

assholes like those are the reason I can't drive 2 miles without seeing a roadkill deer during the fall.

Yep.

Having a healthy wolf population keeps the herds healthy.

But the hunters think they might, possibly, lose a trophy buck (Even though Wolves target the sick and old) and the thought of having a bit of competition makes their already small dicks shrivel up.

///Farking cowards.

No Line For Beer

2011-12-31 11:53:25 AM

Look out Cali, winter's coming.

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER

2011-12-31 12:01:16 PM

The area above the Klamath River is huge, rugged and almost completely unpopulated. It is my favorite place in the world to fish, and I killed my first (and only) deer there when I was eleven. I think having a wolf on the rampage in California is excellent. Now lets bring back Grizzly Bears!

Allen. The end.

2011-12-31 12:03:44 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: She was one of the people who seemed to think that one wolf would magically turn into a huge pack that would eat all the farm animals and maybe a few small children.

I WISH!

In before the "wolves are killin' my cattle" morans.

Kazan

2011-12-31 12:04:26 PM

Need Help Soonish: The_Original_Roxtar: Dadoody: It's on!!!!

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assholes like those are the reason I can't drive 2 miles without seeing a roadkill deer during the fall.

Yep.

Having a healthy wolf population keeps the herds healthy.

But the hunters think they might, possibly, lose a trophy buck (Even though Wolves target the sick and old) and the thought of having a bit of competition makes their already small dicks shrivel up.

///Farking cowards.

^^^^

that.. fark you wolf hunters. fark you very much

it is just like the first mountain lion spotted in iowa in several decades

sighting was confirmed because the land owner (who owns zero live stock and does not have children) shot the animal.

it's not like iowa has a deer overpopulation problem or any.. oh wait, it does.

Need Help Soonish

2011-12-31 12:15:40 PM

Kazan: Need Help Soonish: The_Original_Roxtar: Dadoody: It's on!!!!

[www.andrewlakelodge.com image 480x360]

[images.military.com image 640x480]

assholes like those are the reason I can't drive 2 miles without seeing a roadkill deer during the fall.

Yep.

Having a healthy wolf population keeps the herds healthy.

But the hunters think they might, possibly, lose a trophy buck (Even though Wolves target the sick and old) and the thought of having a bit of competition makes their already small dicks shrivel up.

///Farking cowards.

^^^^

that.. fark you wolf hunters. fark you very much

it is just like the first mountain lion spotted in iowa in several decades

sighting was confirmed because the land owner (who owns zero live stock and does not have children) shot the animal.

it's not like iowa has a deer overpopulation problem or any.. oh wait, it does.

Ugnh.

Stuff like that makes me root for the animals...

I remember when they reintroduced the mexican gray wolf back into NM, the ranchers lost there collective shiat over it. Now we almost, sort of have a few packs that are not on the brink of extinction, and they are slowly trying to secretly kill them all off (Illegal baiting, and the ever so popular Shoot, Shovel, & Shut Up policy)

They are getting thwarted on most of those fronts though, because the wolves are smarter than they are. (They can smell the poisioned meat, and wont touch it... Lol's)

Gish21

2011-12-31 12:20:15 PM

Far north California is enormous and lightly populated. The county the rancher in the article is from is the size of Connecticut and only has 30,000 people. There is plenty of room for some wolves

Kazan

2011-12-31 12:23:55 PM

tehre are 3000, count them: THREE THOUSAND wolves in this area:

upload.wikimedia.org

my uncles have no problem bagging their quota of deer

per minnesota law and the minnesota wolf management plan the population will not be allowed to fall below 1600 individuals
outside that region of the state wolves are only semi-protected

Kazan

2011-12-31 12:34:37 PM

Sensitiveborderarea: Meethos: Dadoody: It's on!!!!

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That there is why I wish all sport hunters a slow demise at the hands of their targets.

You may get to see some glorious stories in the news about wolves eating humans ... as wolves continue to make more of these "major environmental steps". Wolves seem to prefer the delicious taste of unarmed children like yourself however. Here is a link to an article with many accounts of healthy non-rabid wolves killing humans ... for your reading pleasure. :-)

Link (new window)

bullshiat. biased bullshiat source is full of bias and bullshiat. in the period 2000-2009 there were 11 confirmed wolf attacks GLOBALLY

Feb 18, 2009 - Ural Mountains
Feb 10, 2009 - Georgia (country, not the state)
Jan 10, 2009 - Russia
Apr 06, 2006 - Russia
Nov 08, 2005 - Northern Saskatchewan
2005 - two separate incidence in Afghanistan
2005 - Uzbekistan
Jan 2, 2005 - Iran
Winter 2003 - two seperate incidents in Russia

snakes kill far more people, do you want to eliminate snakes?
spiders too, how about we kill all the spiders

you know what kills more humans than either of those? other humans. KILL ALL HUMANS.

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