Death Cart:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Can you blame him?

He doesn't want to go *on* the cart.

He's getting better.

Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

I'm more concerned about the fact that something like that is breeding.

Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

Mentalpatient87: Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

They should have posted a stock photo of a huge pussy.

Mentalpatient87: Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

Seriously. How passive- passive can you get?

A much better stock photo

Hey buddy, you ran over my foot.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

An improvement for the baby, I assure you.

Nemo's Brother: Mentalpatient87: Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

I'd just turn the cart over. Leaves them the chore of picking it up and all items that spilled out. Unless the kid was in the cart. In which case I wouldn't do anything physical short of just standing directly in the aisle and not moving. I'm not a body builder or a mixed martial artist but My 200lbs frame isn't easy to move if I don't want to be moved.

You can get satisfaction without hurting anyone or even getting upset. Generally these kinds of people can be goaded with little to no effort.

notmtwain: This idea that 911 is only for life and death is of relatively recent vintage.

Calling 911 was always promoted because people didn't know the police or fire department phone number and there were no operators around to help any more. No police department ever promoted the use of a non-emergency number.

If nonemergency calls are such a problem, why not have another standardized number for non-emergency calls? How about 411 since that isn't used by the phone company any more?

If by "recent vintage", you mean the last few decades, then you're absolutely correct. For non-emergency situations, one is supposed to use the phone book, dial 411, or (before 411) dial 0 for the operator. Been that way since I had rotary phones.

jtown: notmtwain: This idea that 911 is only for life and death is of relatively recent vintage.

Calling 911 was always promoted because people didn't know the police or fire department phone number and there were no operators around to help any more. No police department ever promoted the use of a non-emergency number.

If nonemergency calls are such a problem, why not have another standardized number for non-emergency calls? How about 411 since that isn't used by the phone company any more?

If by "recent vintage", you mean the last few decades, then you're absolutely correct. For non-emergency situations, one is supposed to use the phone book, dial 411, or (before 411) dial 0 for the operator. Been that way since I had rotary phones.

Does that even work with cellphones?

All four wheels "steer" on the shopping carts at Harbor Freight.

With a bar nearby, good times!

Until you're asked not to come back.

Was it this one?

s1ugg0: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

You shoulda dumped a gallon of purple drank over the kid's head and into her purse or farted in her face or something. The grocery store is no place for the meek.

Nemo's Brother: Mentalpatient87: Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

Yeah, I don't get violent with biatchy women, but I do talk a lot of shiat to their faces.

Your man-card. Release it. Now.

Was her name Blanche? Cause, you know, when you're name's Blanche, you can do whatever the fark you want with that carte.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Nemo's Brother: Mentalpatient87: Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

Yeah, I don't get violent with biatchy women, but I do talk a lot of shiat to their faces.

Yeah, I mean, you don't have to haul off and cave the biatches face in, but I might just have to point out (at high volume) that "so" isn't a proper apology for assaulting me with your goddamn cart.

I also like the idea of kicking over the cart, assuming said crotchfruit isn't in it..

Party-sized bucket of flan

s1ugg0: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

I like just following them and stepping on their loose shoes.

Mentalpatient87: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Nemo's Brother: Mentalpatient87: Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

Yeah, I don't get violent with biatchy women, but I do talk a lot of shiat to their faces.

Yeah, I mean, you don't have to haul off and cave the biatches face in, but I might just have to point out (at high volume) that "so" isn't a proper apology for assaulting me with your goddamn cart.

I also like the idea of kicking over the cart, assuming said crotchfruit isn't in it..

or beat that biatch with a football bat

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Nemo's Brother: Mentalpatient87: Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

Yeah, I don't get violent with biatchy women, but I do talk a lot of shiat to their faces.

Just grab a couple of things out of her cart and throw them into the next aisle. Be sure to explain to her children that you did it because their mother is a stupid filthy biatch.

nytmare: Was her name Blanche? Cause, you know, when you're name's Blanche, you can do whatever the fark you want with that carte.

Boooo

s1ugg0: Nemo's Brother: Mentalpatient87: Makh: That's nothing, I had a woman physically push me with her cart 2 weeks ago because she wanted to get her precious crotch fruit from one end of the store to the next. It wasn't a bump or an accident but a full on push.

So I confronted her: You should watch where you are going, that really hurt when you ran into me.

Her: Yeah, so what?

I found it wise to de-escalate the situation or else her baby would be orphaned.

That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

I'd just turn the cart over. Leaves them the chore of picking it up and all items that spilled out. Unless the kid was in the cart. In which case I wouldn't do anything physical short of just standing directly in the aisle and not moving. I'm not a body builder or a mixed martial artist but My 200lbs frame isn't easy to move if I don't want to be moved.

You can get satisfaction without hurting anyone or even getting upset. Generally these kinds of people can be goaded with little to no effort.

Grab a fistful of the biatch's hair and blow your nose into it. Then walk away with a smile on your face.

jtown: notmtwain: This idea that 911 is only for life and death is of relatively recent vintage.

Calling 911 was always promoted because people didn't know the police or fire department phone number and there were no operators around to help any more. No police department ever promoted the use of a non-emergency number.

If nonemergency calls are such a problem, why not have another standardized number for non-emergency calls? How about 411 since that isn't used by the phone company any more?

If by "recent vintage", you mean the last few decades, then you're absolutely correct. For non-emergency situations, one is supposed to use the phone book, dial 411, or (before 411) dial 0 for the operator. Been that way since I had rotary phones.

Did that about 15 years ago when I wanted to call the police to report that my car was broken into over night. Searched and searched the phone book for a number for the police. In the blue government pages and the white pages and there was not ONE number listed. Every single entry had 911 next to it. Called directory assistance and asked them for the number for the police. They said 911. I clarified that I didn't have an emergency and that I didn't want the emergency number. She basically said for me to suck it because that is all there is.

Now whenever I call, the first thing I say is that it is a non emergency call.

Makh: s1ugg0: This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

I'd just turn the cart over. Leaves them the chore of picking it up and all items that spilled out. Unless the kid was in the cart. In which case I wouldn't do anything physical short of just standing directly in the aisle and not moving. I'm not a body builder or a mixed martial artist but My 200lbs frame isn't easy to move if I don't want to be moved.

You can get satisfaction without hurting anyone or even getting upset. Generally these kinds of people can be goaded with little to no effort.

Her precious 9 month old was in the cart, anything I would have done would have hurt her baby, as I am a scary mean male. No law would have been on my side. I think you might be right about the fat comment.

You didn't even pull out a "fark you"? I'm a girl and I'd do that. I had a guy behind me in a 12 items or less line (I counted, I had 10 items total, so don't get all derpy) and he had 3 and he got all pissy about it. I turned around and told him "fark you" and that took him by surprise. He came back with the same phrase. When I'm in a verbal confrontation I can't respect someone who can't come up with their own new reply. I then stalked him half the way home (which was on my way anyway). He kept looking in the rearview mirror, kind of scared-like.

It was then that I realized that I was channeling my dad, and that I must have anger/crazy issues.

It was then that I realized that I was channeling my dad, and that I must have anger/crazy issues.

I don't have anger issues. Other people have stupid issues.

Makh: Kar98: That's a funny way of saying "I turned tail and scurried away like a scared bunny."

Seriously. How passive- passive can you get?

CreamFilling: Just grab a couple of things out of her cart and throw them into the next aisle. Be sure to explain to her children that you did it because their mother is a stupid filthy biatch.

Also it was Whole Foods, she had friends, I was completely outnumbered. I would have been in jail for being (name whatever scary men go to jail for being) even then all of her friends started to get out their cell phones. I would have been some crazy person. Not worth going to jail over. I really wanted to cave her face but not at that cost.

Yeah, I'm on your side here. That was not a situation that was going to turn out well for you however you sliced it, and it is supposed to be manlier to walk away from stupid, pointless shiat than to roll in the mud with the pig.

At least your shopper didn't have barf on her cart wheels. I've told the story on Fark before, so I'll give the short version here: if you see a Wet Floor sign with chunky orange barf all over the aisle behind it, DO NOT move the Wet Floor sign and push your cart through the barf.

EmmaLou: Makh: s1ugg0: This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

I'd just turn the cart over. Leaves them the chore of picking it up and all items that spilled out. Unless the kid was in the cart. In which case I wouldn't do anything physical short of just standing directly in the aisle and not moving. I'm not a body builder or a mixed martial artist but My 200lbs frame isn't easy to move if I don't want to be moved.

You can get satisfaction without hurting anyone or even getting upset. Generally these kinds of people can be goaded with little to no effort.

Her precious 9 month old was in the cart, anything I would have done would have hurt her baby, as I am a scary mean male. No law would have been on my side. I think you might be right about the fat comment.

You didn't even pull out a "fark you"? I'm a girl and I'd do that. I had a guy behind me in a 12 items or less line (I counted, I had 10 items total, so don't get all derpy) and he had 3 and he got all pissy about it. I turned around and told him "fark you" and that took him by surprise. He came back with the same phrase. When I'm in a verbal confrontation I can't respect someone who can't come up with their own new reply. I then stalked him half the way home (which was on my way anyway). He kept looking in the rearview mirror, kind of scared-like.

It was then that I realized that I was channeling my dad, and that I must have anger/crazy issues.

Good for you. Not enough people stand up to public assholes.

I like the idea of just not moving while cursing back at the dumb biatch... Out of curiosity though, if she continued to assault you with the shopping cart, would it be OK to kick the cart back at her on one of her subsequent attempts? lets assume there is no child in the cart for this one ^^... Certainly it should be more than OK, but you know how it would be skewed, so.... yeah....

Maul555: I like the idea of just not moving while cursing back at the dumb biatch... Out of curiosity though, if she continued to assault you with the shopping cart, would it be OK to kick the cart back at her on one of her subsequent attempts? lets assume there is no child in the cart for this one ^^... Certainly it should be more than OK, but you know how it would be skewed, so.... yeah....

Na, just call it assault and call the authorities. Unless it escalates to the point that self defense is necessary.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: EmmaLou: Makh: s1ugg0: This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

I'd just turn the cart over. Leaves them the chore of picking it up and all items that spilled out. Unless the kid was in the cart. In which case I wouldn't do anything physical short of just standing directly in the aisle and not moving. I'm not a body builder or a mixed martial artist but My 200lbs frame isn't easy to move if I don't want to be moved.

You can get satisfaction without hurting anyone or even getting upset. Generally these kinds of people can be goaded with little to no effort.

Her precious 9 month old was in the cart, anything I would have done would have hurt her baby, as I am a scary mean male. No law would have been on my side. I think you might be right about the fat comment.

You didn't even pull out a "fark you"? I'm a girl and I'd do that. I had a guy behind me in a 12 items or less line (I counted, I had 10 items total, so don't get all derpy) and he had 3 and he got all pissy about it. I turned around and told him "fark you" and that took him by surprise. He came back with the same phrase. When I'm in a verbal confrontation I can't respect someone who can't come up with their own new reply. I then stalked him half the way home (which was on my way anyway). He kept looking in the rearview mirror, kind of scared-like.

It was then that I realized that I was channeling my dad, and that I must have anger/crazy issues.

Good for you. Not enough people stand up to public assholes.

Eh, its not like the guy was an asshole. She had more than the set amount of items and the guy called her out.

ThatDarkFellow: Teen Wolf Blitzer: EmmaLou: Makh: s1ugg0: This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

I'd just turn the cart over. Leaves them the chore of picking it up and all items that spilled out. Unless the kid was in the cart. In which case I wouldn't do anything physical short of just standing directly in the aisle and not moving. I'm not a body builder or a mixed martial artist but My 200lbs frame isn't easy to move if I don't want to be moved.

You can get satisfaction without hurting anyone or even getting upset. Generally these kinds of people can be goaded with little to no effort.

Her precious 9 month old was in the cart, anything I would have done would have hurt her baby, as I am a scary mean male. No law would have been on my side. I think you might be right about the fat comment.

You didn't even pull out a "fark you"? I'm a girl and I'd do that. I had a guy behind me in a 12 items or less line (I counted, I had 10 items total, so don't get all derpy) and he had 3 and he got all pissy about it. I turned around and told him "fark you" and that took him by surprise. He came back with the same phrase. When I'm in a verbal confrontation I can't respect someone who can't come up with their own new reply. I then stalked him half the way home (which was on my way anyway). He kept looking in the rearview mirror, kind of scared-like.

It was then that I realized that I was channeling my dad, and that I must have anger/crazy issues.

Good for you. Not enough people stand up to public assholes.

Eh, its not like the guy was an asshole. She had more than the set amount of items and the guy called her out.

10 is less than 12. I know I'm a lawyer, but we can do basic math. Also, the over limit thing is a pet peeve of mine too, so I count before I even get in the line. He just couldn't wait for the 10 items to get through the line. I also paid cash and had no coupons, so there was no pesky check writing or slow credit card machine issues. Thus, he deserved a heart-felt "Fark you."

ThatDarkFellow: Teen Wolf Blitzer: EmmaLou: Makh: s1ugg0: This. As a guy, I wouldn't threaten violence (and many trashy women like this do hide behind their gender), but I would slip in a relevant fat or ugly comment.

I'd just turn the cart over. Leaves them the chore of picking it up and all items that spilled out. Unless the kid was in the cart. In which case I wouldn't do anything physical short of just standing directly in the aisle and not moving. I'm not a body builder or a mixed martial artist but My 200lbs frame isn't easy to move if I don't want to be moved.

You can get satisfaction without hurting anyone or even getting upset. Generally these kinds of people can be goaded with little to no effort.

Her precious 9 month old was in the cart, anything I would have done would have hurt her baby, as I am a scary mean male. No law would have been on my side. I think you might be right about the fat comment.

You didn't even pull out a "fark you"? I'm a girl and I'd do that. I had a guy behind me in a 12 items or less line (I counted, I had 10 items total, so don't get all derpy) and he had 3 and he got all pissy about it. I turned around and told him "fark you" and that took him by surprise. He came back with the same phrase. When I'm in a verbal confrontation I can't respect someone who can't come up with their own new reply. I then stalked him half the way home (which was on my way anyway). He kept looking in the rearview mirror, kind of scared-like.

It was then that I realized that I was channeling my dad, and that I must have anger/crazy issues.

Good for you. Not enough people stand up to public assholes.

Eh, its not like the guy was an asshole. She had more than the set amount of items and the guy called her out.

fark you