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This New Year's Eve, the Washington Post asks: Who should really be blamed for inflicting Auld Lang Syne upon us?
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Mugato
2011-12-31 09:50:21 AM
Tell me so I know whose mother to send my terminator back in time to kill.
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-12-31 10:38:20 AM
The remnants of the Enclave?
Lone Stranger
2011-12-31 10:38:59 AM
subbys Mom?
Arkanaut
2011-12-31 10:39:51 AM
Remember kids -- on New Year's Day, if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!
MAYORBOB
2011-12-31 10:41:54 AM
A lemming like desire to suffer together.
Kurmudgeon
2011-12-31 10:43:24 AM
Mugato
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Tell me so I know whose mother to send my terminator back in time to kill.
The only problem with that is you don't know who the time line would replace them with.
SwiftFox
2011-12-31 10:44:55 AM
Mugato
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Tell me so I know whose mother to send my terminator back in time to kill.
You can't kill folk music.
It seeps out of the cracks of the landscape and regrows, like green algae on rocks under the winder fog.
gaslight
2011-12-31 10:45:21 AM
The scots.
Here's an example of what a scot looks like. I will personally volunteer to give her a long, slow, relaxing spanking as part of this effort.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2011-12-31 10:46:09 AM
I *kinda* like it.
But then again, I love Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime," so I really have no room to speak here.
Nightmaretony
2011-12-31 10:48:59 AM
God, dont remind me of this song.
Not so CSB: been playing it since 5 on the piano. Hate it, hate it, HATE IT
//end not so CSB
SamFlagg
2011-12-31 10:50:08 AM
I hate things that have tradition behind them!
/kidding, here's a cup of kindness.
Onkel Buck
2011-12-31 10:53:01 AM
Well I, heard the crowd singin' out of tune,
As they, sat and sang Auld Lang Syne by the light of the moon...
/got nothing,but we should blame ELO for something!
SwiftFox
2011-12-31 10:55:44 AM
Nightmaretony
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God, dont remind me of this song.
Not so CSB: been playing it since 5 on the piano. Hate it, hate it, HATE IT
//end not so CSB
Well, then
stop
playing it.
21-7-b
2011-12-31 10:57:55 AM
middle-aged women who have had a bit to drink and who enjoy making people cringe
Nightmaretony
2011-12-31 10:59:23 AM
SwiftFox
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Nightmaretony: God, dont remind me of this song.
Not so CSB: been playing it since 5 on the piano. Hate it, hate it, HATE IT
//end not so CSB
Well, then stop playing it.
7 years later I finally said enough :D
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2011-12-31 11:01:52 AM
Well, Dan Fogelberg's dead, so trying to get a rebuttal won't be fun.
OtherLittleGuy
2011-12-31 11:08:15 AM
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
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Well, Dan Fogelberg's dead, so trying to get a rebuttal won't be fun.
That's what happens when you split a six-pack in the back of a car on Christmas Eve in the pre-MADD era.
/ahem, Karen Gillan pics?
HumanBeingsSuck
2011-12-31 11:14:08 AM
Look for versions by Dougie Maclean and Chris Bathgate to find versions that properly capture the correct style and mood of the song, and also include more than the first verse.
KrispyKritter
2011-12-31 11:19:04 AM
what started all the hub-bub about ALS? too many illegal downloads, you kids and your eight track players?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2011-12-31 11:43:46 AM
KrispyKritter:
what started all the hub-bub about ALS? too many illegal downloads, you kids and your eight track players?
Well, you know, it starts with the hula hoops and the fax machines and just goes to hell from there.
UCFRoadWarrior
2011-12-31 11:45:40 AM
Anyone who has been alive for about 45-50 yrs immediately will blame Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians for perpetuating Old Lang Syne (whatever)
I remember as a kid, when Dick Clark started his NYE show, we could never watch it because the parents had to watch Guy Lombardo.
"But, you guys have all year with Lawrence Welk...isn't that enough?" I'd reply
Fortunately Lombardo passed away like 1979 and saved a generation of youth.
Easy for me to forgive Canada for Bryan Adams...I survived Guy Lombardo
turnonyrlovelite
2011-12-31 11:47:02 AM
I prefer
this version
(new window).
Floobergasted
2011-12-31 12:18:06 PM
The full story of the most-performed song in the world after "Happy Birthday" may never be known, but one thing is certain: If Burns were alive, the profits from "Auld Lang Syne" would have
made him a billionaire many times over.
guaranteed fewer people would play it on New Year's Eve.
ringersol
2011-12-31 12:55:09 PM
Even if Burns were alive the copyright would have long since expired before personal recordings caught on as a business, long before chain restaurants existed and long before it would have been feasible to track down individual private performances. He'd have pulled in some more money from performance rights and the odd mechanical rights sold to other performers. But as with most writers/songwriters of his era, it likely would have been insufficient for existing upon.
Interrupted Infinitum
2011-12-31 01:02:24 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:
But then again, I love Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime," so I really have no room to speak here.
I managed to never hear that tune until this year.
....
I long for my days of ignorant bliss.
chitownmike
2011-12-31 01:28:25 PM
turnonyrlovelite
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I prefer this version (new window).
I tried, again, to stomach that shiat, thinking, it's only three mins, thirty seconds in I had to kill it
ArcadianRefugee
2011-12-31 02:03:49 PM
FTA:
If Burns were alive, the profits from "Auld Lang Syne" would have made him a billionaire many times over.
1) No, he wouldn't, as any copyright he might have had would long since have expired, and
2) He'd be trapped in a coffin and unable to collect any monies he was entitled to.
/also, fark "Happy Birthday". How the fark is it still under copyright?
ukexpat
2011-12-31 02:15:33 PM
The farking Scots of course. And don't get me started on that other appalling dirge "Amazing Grace".
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2011-12-31 02:17:03 PM
Interrupted Infinitum:
I managed to never hear that tune until this year.
....
I long for my days of ignorant bliss.
I'm helping.
:-/
hbk72777
2011-12-31 02:59:36 PM
UCFRoadWarrior
:
Anyone who has been alive for about 45-50 yrs immediately will blame Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians for perpetuating Old Lang Syne (whatever)
I remember as a kid, when Dick Clark started his NYE show, we could never watch it because the parents had to watch Guy Lombardo.
"But, you guys have all year with Lawrence Welk...isn't that enough?" I'd reply
Fortunately Lombardo passed away like 1979 and saved a generation of youth.
Easy for me to forgive Canada for Bryan Adams...I survived Guy Lombardo
I was born the same year Lombardo died, 1977, so I only now Dick Clark. But it's time for him to pack it in. I know Seacrest hosts most of it, but Clark really doesn't need to come out and do the count down where he's 5 seconds off. He had his time, bow out gracefully.
And I wish there were still big acts performing. FOX used to do a great show in the late 80s early 90s. Sam Kinison and Penn and Teller hosted, and they'd have Guns n Roses as the headliner. Now it's a bunch of Disney's "next big forced thing".
Doctor Funfrock
2011-12-31 03:09:48 PM
This is why friends and I replaced it 11 years ago with something more palatable, though juat as sappy. At 12:03, I begin to receive phone calls from across the country of people singing Tiny Dancer.
Pants full of macaroni!!
2011-12-31 05:01:33 PM
Doctor Funfrock
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This is why friends and I replaced it 11 years ago with something more palatable, though juat as sappy. At 12:03, I begin to receive phone calls from across the country of people singing Tiny Dancer.
"Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir...."
My Bologna Has A Maiden Name
2011-12-31 06:29:05 PM
Instead of Auld Lang Syne, I'd like to see a Blues Brothers-esque rendition of Minnie the Moocher in Times Square at midnight.
cynicalbastard
2011-12-31 07:39:15 PM
I understand "The Star-Spangled Banner" tune was originally an English drinking song.
Poem435
2012-01-01 05:42:01 AM
turnonyrlovelite
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I prefer this version (new window).
Eh, I'm a Boingo girl myself...
Open Eyes
(new window)
AtlanticCoast63
2012-01-01 09:49:44 AM
I remember as a kid, when Dick Clark started his NYE show, we could never watch it because the parents had to watch Guy Lombardo.
Watched DC last night...Lord, that poor man really needs to retire. At several points last night he was pretty much unintelligible.
/Old enough to remember watching Guy Lombardo at the Waldorf-Astoria, with Ben Grauer down in Times Square
//Damned sight better than Lady Gaga and Seacrest
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