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(Some Guy) Fail Gunman who doesn't care for the music of Johnny Cash shot a man in Sacramento, just to watch him die. THEN he flees to Reno, where he's captured   (sacramento.cbslocal.com) divider line 24
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2011-12-31 03:59:26 AM
I-80's open so it's only about an hour drive.
 
2011-12-31 08:30:13 AM
How come the character in the song shot a man in Nevada, but is in prison in California?
 
2011-12-31 09:47:13 AM
He's got 19 minutes to go.
 
2011-12-31 09:52:49 AM
I once shot a man in Reno, but I just wanted to see him wounded.

/made up story, bro
 
2011-12-31 09:53:37 AM
Even if this was some kind of business disagreement, I'd thought that close friends in their fifties who have a disagreement would find other ways to resolve it other than shoot someone.
 
2011-12-31 09:56:19 AM
skinink: Even if this was some kind of business disagreement, I'd thought that close friends in their fifties who have a disagreement would find other ways to resolve it other than shoot someone.

Sometimes age makes the mind wiser and the heart larger. Other times the only thing that grows is the chip on the shoulder.
 
2011-12-31 10:07:34 AM
He throws his fist against the post and still insists he sees a ghost.

/am I the only one ?
 
2011-12-31 10:09:54 AM
miltonbabbitt: He throws his fist against the post and still insists he sees a ghost.

/am I the only one ?


Apparently, since there's no obvious connection to IT in there. I mean, it doesn't even have an underage gangbang!
 
2011-12-31 10:10:55 AM
Skinink, you don't know Sacramento. Tweakers do these things.

/ closed the pot shops but hey meth everywhere, after all they bust a pot smoker they'll get something not stolen to confiscate, plenty of tweakers left alone ( they never have anything to take ).
 
2011-12-31 10:12:24 AM
Subby is always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING for headline.
 
2011-12-31 10:16:19 AM
images2.fanpop.com

/Oblig?
 
2011-12-31 10:18:23 AM
Is it only me, or did anyone else not see the name, age, etc., of the victim in this story ??
 
2011-12-31 10:36:26 AM
TheHighlandHowler: How come the character in the song shot a man in Nevada, but is in prison in California?

Because he killed a second individual (maybe a cop) in California? Mysteries abound.
 
2011-12-31 10:38:22 AM
borg: I-80's open so it's only about an hour drive.

www.awesomeoff.com

Amirite?
 
2011-12-31 10:42:19 AM
lenfromak: TheHighlandHowler: How come the character in the song shot a man in Nevada, but is in prison in California?

Because he killed a second individual (maybe a cop) in California? Mysteries abound.


Because it's a song, and not based on reality.
 
2011-12-31 11:28:34 AM
Nem Wan: skinink: Even if this was some kind of business disagreement, I'd thought that close friends in their fifties who have a disagreement would find other ways to resolve it other than shoot someone.

Sometimes age makes the mind wiser and the heart larger. Other times the only thing that grows is the chip on the shoulder.


hate is the only emotion that lasts
anger is the emotion that seethes & grows
- i dislike reading about someone who has done okay getting cut short like this.
guy had a successful company, everything to live for. RIP guy
 
2011-12-31 11:44:27 AM
Hey, Subby:
www.ooze.com
 
2011-12-31 12:53:55 PM
www.smokingclip.net

I bet they're drinking coffee and smoking' big cigars!
 
2011-12-31 02:55:27 PM
TheHighlandHowler: How come the character in the song shot a man in Nevada, but is in prison in California?


Son Nevada didn't have maximum security prisons when the song was written before it was the internet.
 
2011-12-31 03:04:58 PM
CrazyCurt: Skinink, you don't know Sacramento. Tweakers do these things.

/ closed the pot shops but hey meth everywhere, after all they bust a pot smoker they'll get something not stolen to confiscate, plenty of tweakers left alone ( they never have anything to take ).


Good ol Sacramento. You could take news from Tacoma and Sacramento and just make a combined news town called "Tacramento" for these stories.
 
2011-12-31 06:40:31 PM
I once shot a man just to watch him die. Then I got distracted and missed it. All my friends tried to describe it to me, but it just isn't the same.
 
2011-12-31 11:12:57 PM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: borg: I-80's open so it's only about an hour drive.

[www.awesomeoff.com image 400x300]

Amirite?


Well I have received speeding tickets in Auburn & around BoomTown for going over 55.
 
2012-01-01 07:53:09 AM
Moved to Reno recently.

Funny how this song evokes applause much like that horrid song "Rocky Top" did when I was in Tennessee bars when living there.

Ugh.
 
2012-01-02 12:55:16 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
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