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chimp_ninja

2011-12-31 10:06:52 AM

Scene from the getaway car:

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strangeguitar

2011-12-31 10:18:38 AM

Suspect is hatless...I repeat hatless

skinink

2011-12-31 10:20:30 AM

Is gibbon stew that popular in San Francisco?

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-31 10:24:10 AM

skinink: Is gibbon stew that popular in San Francisco?

Well, people PREFER lemur stew, but they'll take gibbon if they can't get it.

jso2897

2011-12-31 10:25:42 AM

Minkey?

Walker

2011-12-31 10:29:43 AM

Do not steal the dynamite monkey.

Pollexabator

2011-12-31 10:33:13 AM

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Lone Stranger

2011-12-31 10:33:15 AM

Trance750

2011-12-31 10:34:07 AM

/wanted for questioning

walkerhound

2011-12-31 10:37:50 AM

Have you guys seen macaque?

cxwe090

2011-12-31 10:43:24 AM

I know it was Jay and Silent Bob.

BarbadoSlim

2011-12-31 10:49:34 AM

cxwe090: I know it was Jay and Silent Bob.

Solved!

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-31 10:49:55 AM

Well, haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Mister Peejay

2011-12-31 11:00:53 AM

Next week's headline:

STOLEN MONKEY FOUND SHAVED

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-31 11:02:38 AM

Mister Peejay: Next week's headline:

STOLEN MONKEY FOUND SHAVED

Well, I needed to get the electrode's on it. It's not easy to shock the monkey.

Harry Freakstorm

2011-12-31 11:11:38 AM

Although he appears cute and cuddly, Banana-Sam has very sharp teeth and will not hesitate to bite if provoked, according to Zoo staff. His bites can easily cause infections. The monkey also eats very particular food.

I was hoping it was one of those monkeys with the strength to pull human arms out of their sockets but this will do. This will do nicely.

D...d...dude, s..s..since that m..m...monkey bit us, I...I...think we're t...t...turning in to wereapes.

C..c..c..ooool

/like that recent Beavis and Butthead "Twilight" cartoon

Crewmannumber6

2011-12-31 11:12:14 AM

Pollexabator: [thethoughtexperiment.files.wordpress.com image 640x344]

WE DID IT!

Wyalt Derp

2011-12-31 11:12:56 AM

Gibbon Warning is a myth. That's why they started calling it Primate Change.

KrispyKritter

2011-12-31 11:23:24 AM

Wyalt Derp: Gibbon Warning is a myth. That's why they started calling it Primate Change.

they were first known as The Monkees

It's a Lazer Beam

2011-12-31 11:24:38 AM

Just as long as too many monkeys don't ruin my pony.

Nuclear Monk

2011-12-31 11:57:59 AM

Someone is going to get an awesome, if not slightly belated, christmas present.

fat boy

2011-12-31 12:07:56 PM

Family reunion?

snailbarf

2011-12-31 12:53:02 PM

CCTV footage of the escaping suspect

Ow My Balls

2011-12-31 01:38:12 PM

R.I.P. Billy Gibbons

Bolebuns

2011-12-31 01:55:17 PM

Gibbons are not monkeys.

/ I will not be your little monkey.

Trance750

2011-12-31 02:33:16 PM

ifihadamonkey.com

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-31 02:38:44 PM

Trance750: ifihadamonkey.com

You'd monkey in the morning? You'd monkey in the evening? All over this land?

amigafin

2011-12-31 03:16:13 PM

It is amazing how many people I know (all of them) who do not know what the hell a gibbon is. I told a joke involving a school (Gibbons elementary) and how funny it would be if it was on Banana road (which is in the same city) and I had to explain it to everyone. Idiots.

Chinchillazilla

2011-12-31 04:12:37 PM

PizzaJedi81: Well, haven't you always wanted a monkey?

I'd rather have an exotic pet like a llama... or an emu.

EngineerBob

2011-12-31 10:27:01 PM

They call him Banana Sam.
But that is not his gibbin name.

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