A portable safe? So the theif can take it home and try to work out the combination at his/her leisure. Nice.

dave's not here

In before "Dave's not here". Or am I too late?

Does NOT approve.

/PUPPIES!

*cues Sister Christian*

tankjr: Does NOT approve.

/PUPPIES!

Dammit

Is it safe?

bump: Wouldn't you make eery effort to stash yer stash before calling cops to your house?

The stash is what was stolen.

He called the police to report that someone stole his pot.

'Dumbass' tag out drinking already?

A lot of people say marijuana should be legalized, but when things like this happen, they seem to overlook the fact that marijuana is one of the leading causes of violent crime. You don't ever read about people breaking into a home with guns to steal beer, do you? Obviously not. The next time the issue of marijuana legalization comes up for discussion in your state, I urge you to fight against it, or risk losing the lives of our children to this vile drug.

Police at the scene found the safe near an alley west of the home and inside found an undisclosed amount of marijuana that Selzer said could result in drug possession charges for the resident.

Officer, I cannot tell a lie. Those thieves put that marijuana in there.

jjorsett: Police at the scene found the safe near an alley west of the home and inside found an undisclosed amount of marijuana that Selzer said could result in drug possession charges for the resident.

Officer, I cannot tell a lie. Those thieves put that marijuana in there.

Yeah, was this pot found in his possession? Case dismissed.

I'm glad they provided a map. Now I can go get my stuff back.

FTA: "the man carrying the shotgun was reported to be 5-foot-9-inches tall, between 150 and 160 pounds and wearing red and black clothing, with small curls in his hair, while the other man was 5-foot-1-inches tall, between 150 and 160 pounds and wearing all black clothing."

How sad is it that we have become so terrified of offending someone that they can't even give us a skin color to be on the lookout for, if you lived in that neighborhood? So we should be watching out for any people of any race who are thee heights?

_{yeah, I know.}

I wonder if anyone involved was over 13 years old.

croesius: FTA: "the man carrying the shotgun was reported to be 5-foot-9-inches tall, between 150 and 160 pounds and wearing red and black clothing, with small curls in his hair, while the other man was 5-foot-1-inches tall, between 150 and 160 pounds and wearing all black clothing."

How sad is it that we have become so terrified of offending someone that they can't even give us a skin color to be on the lookout for, if you lived in that neighborhood? So we should be watching out for any people of any race who are thee heights?

yeah, I know.

FTFA - "Selzer said the man's description of the two people who allegedly broke into the house was vague,"
There you go. Boosh.

MagSeven: croesius: FTA: "the man carrying the shotgun was reported to be 5-foot-9-inches tall, between 150 and 160 pounds and wearing red and black clothing, with small curls in his hair, while the other man was 5-foot-1-inches tall, between 150 and 160 pounds and wearing all black clothing."

How sad is it that we have become so terrified of offending someone that they can't even give us a skin color to be on the lookout for, if you lived in that neighborhood? So we should be watching out for any people of any race who are thee heights?

yeah, I know.

FTFA - "Selzer said the man's description of the two people who allegedly broke into the house was vague,"
There you go. Boosh.

Naah, if he could describe one of them as having "small curls in his hair", you can damn sure know he saw the species.

CrispFlows: croesius: he saw the species.

I'm fairly certain the species identified is the Homo Sapiens.

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This seems suspiciously similar to another article...

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There was safe involved, too

No, not the same. This was from Barrie, ON

/I can see by what you carry that you come from Barrie town.

we'refromthesamestory: Atomic Spunk: A lot of people say marijuana should be legalized, but when things like this happen, they seem to overlook the fact that marijuana is one of the leading causes of violent crime. You don't ever read about people breaking into a home with guns to steal beer, do you? Obviously not. The next time the issue of marijuana legalization comes up for discussion in your state, I urge you to fight against it, or risk losing the lives of our children to this vile drug.

Right, the violent crimes have NOTHING to do with it being illegal.

Marijuana makes people crazy, my friend. Go to Jamaica if you need evidence. After they legalized it, murders went sky high. Now Jamaica is the murder capital of the world. In Jamaica, mothers often kill their own babies in marijuana induced rages. BABIES! Do you even know the origin of the term "stoned", my friend? It was commonplace for low income mothers to smoke marijuana then drop huge stones on their babies in a fit of anger.

Ask any scientist who has studied marijuana and they'll tell you that the drug ruins the part of your brain responsible for self control. Every single study ever done has reached that exact same conclusion. The legalization movement is evidence that people just don't care anymore.

Atomic Spunk: A lot of people say marijuana should be legalized, but when things like this happen, they seem to overlook the fact that marijuana is one of the leading causes of violent crime. You don't ever read about people breaking into a home with guns to steal beer, do you? Obviously not. The next time the issue of marijuana legalization comes up for discussion in your state, I urge you to fight against it, or risk losing the lives of our children to this vile drug.

I was going to give you a 0/10 for being so obvious, but you had two bites (one being serious?) so I will give you a 3/10.

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