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Michael Jordan has found himself a new fiancee. This, of course, gives us an excuse to look at pictures of the hottest WAGs of the NBA
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Mugato
2011-12-31 09:51:56 AM
There's where the white women at.
Jamdug!
2011-12-31 10:14:06 AM
How would this...work?
Malcolm_Sex
2011-12-31 10:17:42 AM
I hate that term, "WAG", it seems a little pre-teen girl-ish
strangeguitar
2011-12-31 10:21:56 AM
Gu Chen makes me want to shuffle off some knuckle children.
skinink
2011-12-31 10:25:12 AM
Unfortunately Jordan's marriage to Yvette Prieto won't be successful until Jordan invites Scottie Pippen in for a threesome.
Loomy
2011-12-31 10:33:52 AM
De-slidified
(^)
/'cause I'm nice like that...
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2011-12-31 10:47:34 AM
She's just using him for an autographed copy of
Space Jam
.
You know it and I know it.
sponkster
2011-12-31 10:49:10 AM
Bet her daddy is so proud.
Orange Rhyming Dictionary
2011-12-31 10:51:20 AM
37 page slide show.
/bad stubby
Lith
2011-12-31 10:56:20 AM
Adriana Lima and Eliza Dushku, I can work with that.
DisregardTheFollowing
2011-12-31 11:03:18 AM
How would this...work?
Amazingly! She stand at eye level with it.
fatalvenom
2011-12-31 11:08:11 AM
skinink
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Unfortunately Jordan's marriage to Yvette Prieto won't be successful until Jordan invites Scottie Pippen in for a threesome.
Thread over.
Boxcutta
2011-12-31 11:10:10 AM
I'm not saying she's an alien, but she's an alien.
JohnAnnArbor
2011-12-31 11:16:01 AM
Malcolm_Sex
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I hate that term, "WAG", it seems a little pre-teen girl-ish
Close. It's British tabloid-ish.
Hydra
2011-12-31 11:24:49 AM
Malcolm_Sex
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I hate that term, "WAG", it seems a little pre-teen girl-ish
...Giggity.
/is that seat over there for me?
Mugato
2011-12-31 11:25:21 AM
Malcolm_Sex
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I hate that term, "WAG", it seems a little pre-teen girl-ish
Yeah, what does that even mean?
WinoRhino
2011-12-31 11:33:17 AM
Mugato
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Yeah, what does that even mean?
Wives and Girlfriends. Which is odd since half of these were neither. "Was linked to" and "has a kid with" are just tougher to fit into a fun little acronym. I especially like the one that said "sex is for after marriage" and ended up having a kid 7 months after getting hitched in a hurried ceremony.
the_colonel
2011-12-31 11:39:18 AM
"The bald chick, what's with her head?"
WinoRhino
2011-12-31 11:41:24 AM
And another thing: KHLOE KARDASHIAN? REALLY? There's a reason they showed a magazine cover of her instead of a live shot. The man hours needed to photoshop her for this slide show would have used up the entire budget for NY daily news. Sure, that second picture of her is a live shot, but she's got that little wrap around the hips to hide the weird bulges like the fat kid in the pool with a t-shirt on at the Y.
LesserEvil
2011-12-31 12:00:08 PM
She's been living with Jordan since 2009, is she really a "new" fiancee that he just "found"?
/Agrees that "WAG" is a really idiotic term.
TravisBickle62
2011-12-31 12:19:39 PM
Dey the baby mamas@!
Mugato
2011-12-31 12:34:56 PM
WinoRhino
:
Mugato: Yeah, what does that even mean?
Wives and Girlfriends. Which is odd since half of these were neither. "Was linked to" and "has a kid with" are just tougher to fit into a fun little acronym. I especially like the one that said "sex is for after marriage" and ended up having a kid 7 months after getting hitched in a hurried ceremony.
Sorry I asked. Thanks though.
Hardy-r-r
2011-12-31 12:43:50 PM
Loomy
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De-slidified (^)
/'cause I'm nice like that...
Thank you for doing that. Any instruction available on learning how to de-slidify? Just want to contribute to the cause.
degenerate-afro
2011-12-31 01:06:46 PM
Hardy-r-r
:
Thank you for doing that. Any instruction available on learning how to de-slidify? Just want to contribute to the cause.
Go to the website
http://deslide.clusterfake.net/
and enter in the URL you want to deslide. It's pretty simple.
That being said, NY Daily News is one of those sites that you can deslide by using "
No Script
". I'm not sure if NotScripts for Chrome and Opera work the same way, but I'm pretty sure they do. The only downside (maybe) is that Gawker sites no longer work until you give them an exception.
Nana's Vibrator
2011-12-31 01:08:47 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
:
She's just using him for an autographed copy of Space Jam.
You know it and I know it.
No way, man. It's definitely the free tickets to Birmingham Baron games with a voucher for soda.
bukketmaster
2011-12-31 01:11:23 PM
Jamdug!
:
[assets.nydailynews.com image 297x500]
How would this...work?
Kinda like this:
/got to widen the entryway
//if you know what I mean
The Lone Talbot
2011-12-31 01:12:12 PM
FTA: "Actress Gabrielle Union was married to Jacksonville Jaguar Chris Howard for five years and has been linked to NY Yankees' Derek Jeter (but seriously, who hasn't?)."
What does she have to do with NBA players?
bukketmaster
2011-12-31 01:14:31 PM
The Lone Talbot
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FTA: "Actress Gabrielle Union was married to Jacksonville Jaguar Chris Howard for five years and has been linked to NY Yankees' Derek Jeter (but seriously, who hasn't?)."
What does she have to do with NBA players?
Herpes.
The Smails Kid
2011-12-31 01:23:10 PM
The Lone Talbot
:
FTA: "Actress Gabrielle Union was married to Jacksonville Jaguar Chris Howard for five years and has been linked to NY Yankees' Derek Jeter (but seriously, who hasn't?)."
What does she have to do with NBA players?
Anything they want her to.
SearchN
2011-12-31 01:28:32 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
:
She's just using him for an autographed copy of Space Jam.
You know it and I know it.
You are a real asshole for reminding me of that.
/happy new year.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2011-12-31 02:15:53 PM
Nana's Vibrator:
No way, man. It's definitely the free tickets to Birmingham Baron games with a voucher for soda.
Hmmm... you may be on to something there...
SearchN:
You are a real asshole for reminding me of that.
/happy new year.
I'm just happy that I didn't find a way to work Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" into that.
...
Oops.
Hardy-r-r
2011-12-31 02:16:53 PM
degenerate-afro
:
Hardy-r-r: Thank you for doing that. Any instruction available on learning how to de-slidify? Just want to contribute to the cause.
Go to the website http://deslide.clusterfake.net/ and enter in the URL you want to deslide. It's pretty simple.
That being said, NY Daily News is one of those sites that you can deslide by using "No Script". I'm not sure if NotScripts for Chrome and Opera work the same way, but I'm pretty sure they do. The only downside (maybe) is that Gawker sites no longer work until you give them an exception.
Thanks!
WGJ
2011-12-31 02:36:36 PM
Should be titled "Girls who like BBC"
mikaloyd
2011-12-31 03:52:05 PM
WAGs? Soccer meets the NBA.
HotIgneous Intruder
2011-12-31 04:02:36 PM
I think he would split her in two and she likes that kind of thing.
Doctor Jan Itor
2011-12-31 04:47:51 PM
"Um, is there any Laker who doesn't have a knockout for a girlfriend?"
Lamar Odom, unless you mean in the Mike Tyson knockout kind of way.
pjlawrence81
2011-12-31 06:27:09 PM
The Lone Talbot
:
FTA: "Actress Gabrielle Union was married to Jacksonville Jaguar Chris Howard for five years and has been linked to NY Yankees' Derek Jeter (but seriously, who hasn't?)."
What does she have to do with NBA players?
She's dating Dwyane Wade.
pjlawrence81
2011-12-31 06:28:33 PM
Doctor Jan Itor
:
"Um, is there any Laker who doesn't have a knockout for a girlfriend?"
Lamar Odom, unless you mean in the Mike Tyson knockout kind of way.
Good thing he's not a Laker.
Crude
2011-12-31 06:42:01 PM
I'm waiting for the article about the WAGS of the WNBA.
/I ran out of ipecac
johnnylarue
2011-12-31 06:57:34 PM
Shouldn't this be a Bleacher Report link?
whither_apophis
2011-12-31 07:27:17 PM
Mugato
:
WinoRhino: Mugato: Yeah, what does that even mean?
Wives and Girlfriends. Which is odd since half of these were neither. "Was linked to" and "has a kid with" are just tougher to fit into a fun little acronym. I especially like the one that said "sex is for after marriage" and ended up having a kid 7 months after getting hitched in a hurried ceremony.
Sorry I asked. Thanks though.
Heh! I was thinking it was "women after gold"
God-is-a-Taco
2011-12-31 07:40:28 PM
Who would have guessed black guys go for white women when they get money?
This is shocking.
huskers97
2011-12-31 07:40:42 PM
Khloe Kardashian is not attractive in any way.
pjlawrence81
2011-12-31 09:10:23 PM
God-is-a-Taco
:
Who would have guessed black guys go for white women when they get money?
This is shocking.
U sound mad, bro.
degenerate-afro
2011-12-31 10:19:26 PM
johnnylarue
:
Shouldn't this be a Bleacher Report link?
Here you go.
uknowzit
2011-12-31 10:28:15 PM
Fark M Jordan. He can DIAF.
DavidVincent
2011-12-31 11:22:55 PM
Where da black women at?
Doctor Jan Itor
2012-01-01 07:02:40 AM
pjlawrence81
:
Doctor Jan Itor: "Um, is there any Laker who doesn't have a knockout for a girlfriend?"
Lamar Odom, unless you mean in the Mike Tyson knockout kind of way.
Good thing he's not a Laker.
Good point. :(
SearchN
2012-01-01 03:35:56 PM
Crude
:
I'm waiting for the article about the WAGS of the WNBA.
/I ran out of
i pe cac
Dude, go see a doctor, fast. Peeing cock can't be a good thing.
EyeballKid
2012-01-02 05:06:12 PM
sponkster
:
Bet
her daddy is so proud.
Is suddenly intrigued in what you have to say.
/but never, never, NEVER, on basketball. Oh, perish the thought!
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