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(New York Daily News) Spiffy Michael Jordan has found himself a new fiancee. This, of course, gives us an excuse to look at pictures of the hottest WAGs of the NBA   (nydailynews.com) divider line 51
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2011-12-31 09:51:56 AM
There's where the white women at.
 
2011-12-31 10:14:06 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

How would this...work?
 
2011-12-31 10:17:42 AM
I hate that term, "WAG", it seems a little pre-teen girl-ish
 
2011-12-31 10:21:56 AM
Gu Chen makes me want to shuffle off some knuckle children.
 
2011-12-31 10:25:12 AM
Unfortunately Jordan's marriage to Yvette Prieto won't be successful until Jordan invites Scottie Pippen in for a threesome.
 
2011-12-31 10:33:52 AM
De-slidified (^)

/'cause I'm nice like that...
 
2011-12-31 10:47:34 AM
She's just using him for an autographed copy of Space Jam.

You know it and I know it.
 
2011-12-31 10:49:10 AM
Bet her daddy is so proud.
 
2011-12-31 10:51:20 AM
37 page slide show.

/bad stubby
 
2011-12-31 10:56:20 AM
Adriana Lima and Eliza Dushku, I can work with that.
 
2011-12-31 11:03:18 AM
How would this...work?



Amazingly! She stand at eye level with it.
 
2011-12-31 11:08:11 AM
skinink: Unfortunately Jordan's marriage to Yvette Prieto won't be successful until Jordan invites Scottie Pippen in for a threesome.


Thread over.
 
2011-12-31 11:10:10 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

I'm not saying she's an alien, but she's an alien.
 
2011-12-31 11:16:01 AM
Malcolm_Sex: I hate that term, "WAG", it seems a little pre-teen girl-ish

Close. It's British tabloid-ish.
 
2011-12-31 11:24:49 AM
Malcolm_Sex: I hate that term, "WAG", it seems a little pre-teen girl-ish

...Giggity.

/is that seat over there for me?
 
2011-12-31 11:25:21 AM
Malcolm_Sex: I hate that term, "WAG", it seems a little pre-teen girl-ish

Yeah, what does that even mean?
 
2011-12-31 11:33:17 AM
Mugato: Yeah, what does that even mean?

Wives and Girlfriends. Which is odd since half of these were neither. "Was linked to" and "has a kid with" are just tougher to fit into a fun little acronym. I especially like the one that said "sex is for after marriage" and ended up having a kid 7 months after getting hitched in a hurried ceremony.
 
2011-12-31 11:39:18 AM
tvmedia.ign.com

"The bald chick, what's with her head?"
 
2011-12-31 11:41:24 AM
And another thing: KHLOE KARDASHIAN? REALLY? There's a reason they showed a magazine cover of her instead of a live shot. The man hours needed to photoshop her for this slide show would have used up the entire budget for NY daily news. Sure, that second picture of her is a live shot, but she's got that little wrap around the hips to hide the weird bulges like the fat kid in the pool with a t-shirt on at the Y.
 
2011-12-31 12:00:08 PM
She's been living with Jordan since 2009, is she really a "new" fiancee that he just "found"?

/Agrees that "WAG" is a really idiotic term.
 
2011-12-31 12:19:39 PM
Dey the baby mamas@!
 
2011-12-31 12:34:56 PM
WinoRhino: Mugato: Yeah, what does that even mean?

Wives and Girlfriends. Which is odd since half of these were neither. "Was linked to" and "has a kid with" are just tougher to fit into a fun little acronym. I especially like the one that said "sex is for after marriage" and ended up having a kid 7 months after getting hitched in a hurried ceremony.


Sorry I asked. Thanks though.
 
2011-12-31 12:43:50 PM
Loomy: De-slidified (^)

/'cause I'm nice like that...


Thank you for doing that. Any instruction available on learning how to de-slidify? Just want to contribute to the cause.
 
2011-12-31 01:06:46 PM
Hardy-r-r: Thank you for doing that. Any instruction available on learning how to de-slidify? Just want to contribute to the cause.

Go to the website http://deslide.clusterfake.net/ and enter in the URL you want to deslide. It's pretty simple.

That being said, NY Daily News is one of those sites that you can deslide by using "No Script". I'm not sure if NotScripts for Chrome and Opera work the same way, but I'm pretty sure they do. The only downside (maybe) is that Gawker sites no longer work until you give them an exception.
 
2011-12-31 01:08:47 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's just using him for an autographed copy of Space Jam.

You know it and I know it.


No way, man. It's definitely the free tickets to Birmingham Baron games with a voucher for soda.
 
2011-12-31 01:11:23 PM
Jamdug!: [assets.nydailynews.com image 297x500]

How would this...work?


Kinda like this:
www.lifeisajoke.com
/got to widen the entryway
//if you know what I mean
 
2011-12-31 01:12:12 PM
FTA: "Actress Gabrielle Union was married to Jacksonville Jaguar Chris Howard for five years and has been linked to NY Yankees' Derek Jeter (but seriously, who hasn't?)."


What does she have to do with NBA players?
 
2011-12-31 01:14:31 PM
The Lone Talbot: FTA: "Actress Gabrielle Union was married to Jacksonville Jaguar Chris Howard for five years and has been linked to NY Yankees' Derek Jeter (but seriously, who hasn't?)."


What does she have to do with NBA players?


Herpes.
 
2011-12-31 01:23:10 PM
The Lone Talbot: FTA: "Actress Gabrielle Union was married to Jacksonville Jaguar Chris Howard for five years and has been linked to NY Yankees' Derek Jeter (but seriously, who hasn't?)."


What does she have to do with NBA players?


Anything they want her to.
 
2011-12-31 01:28:32 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's just using him for an autographed copy of Space Jam.

You know it and I know it.


You are a real asshole for reminding me of that.

/happy new year.
 
2011-12-31 02:15:53 PM
Nana's Vibrator: No way, man. It's definitely the free tickets to Birmingham Baron games with a voucher for soda.

Hmmm... you may be on to something there...


SearchN: You are a real asshole for reminding me of that.

/happy new year.


I'm just happy that I didn't find a way to work Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" into that.

...

Oops.
 
2011-12-31 02:16:53 PM
degenerate-afro: Hardy-r-r: Thank you for doing that. Any instruction available on learning how to de-slidify? Just want to contribute to the cause.

Go to the website http://deslide.clusterfake.net/ and enter in the URL you want to deslide. It's pretty simple.

That being said, NY Daily News is one of those sites that you can deslide by using "No Script". I'm not sure if NotScripts for Chrome and Opera work the same way, but I'm pretty sure they do. The only downside (maybe) is that Gawker sites no longer work until you give them an exception.


Thanks!
 
WGJ
2011-12-31 02:36:36 PM
Should be titled "Girls who like BBC"
 
2011-12-31 03:52:05 PM
WAGs? Soccer meets the NBA.
 
2011-12-31 04:02:36 PM
I think he would split her in two and she likes that kind of thing.
 
2011-12-31 04:47:51 PM
"Um, is there any Laker who doesn't have a knockout for a girlfriend?"
Lamar Odom, unless you mean in the Mike Tyson knockout kind of way.
 
2011-12-31 06:27:09 PM
The Lone Talbot: FTA: "Actress Gabrielle Union was married to Jacksonville Jaguar Chris Howard for five years and has been linked to NY Yankees' Derek Jeter (but seriously, who hasn't?)."


What does she have to do with NBA players?


She's dating Dwyane Wade.
 
2011-12-31 06:28:33 PM
Doctor Jan Itor: "Um, is there any Laker who doesn't have a knockout for a girlfriend?"
Lamar Odom, unless you mean in the Mike Tyson knockout kind of way.


Good thing he's not a Laker.
 
2011-12-31 06:42:01 PM
I'm waiting for the article about the WAGS of the WNBA.



/I ran out of ipecac
 
2011-12-31 06:57:34 PM
Shouldn't this be a Bleacher Report link?
 
2011-12-31 07:27:17 PM
Mugato: WinoRhino: Mugato: Yeah, what does that even mean?

Wives and Girlfriends. Which is odd since half of these were neither. "Was linked to" and "has a kid with" are just tougher to fit into a fun little acronym. I especially like the one that said "sex is for after marriage" and ended up having a kid 7 months after getting hitched in a hurried ceremony.

Sorry I asked. Thanks though.


Heh! I was thinking it was "women after gold"
 
2011-12-31 07:40:28 PM
Who would have guessed black guys go for white women when they get money?
This is shocking.
 
2011-12-31 07:40:42 PM
Khloe Kardashian is not attractive in any way.
 
2011-12-31 09:10:23 PM
God-is-a-Taco: Who would have guessed black guys go for white women when they get money?
This is shocking.


U sound mad, bro.
 
2011-12-31 10:19:26 PM
johnnylarue: Shouldn't this be a Bleacher Report link?

Here you go.
 
2011-12-31 10:28:15 PM
Fark M Jordan. He can DIAF.
 
2011-12-31 11:22:55 PM
Where da black women at?
 
2012-01-01 07:02:40 AM
pjlawrence81: Doctor Jan Itor: "Um, is there any Laker who doesn't have a knockout for a girlfriend?"
Lamar Odom, unless you mean in the Mike Tyson knockout kind of way.

Good thing he's not a Laker.


Good point. :(
 
2012-01-01 03:35:56 PM
Crude: I'm waiting for the article about the WAGS of the WNBA.



/I ran out of i pe cac


Dude, go see a doctor, fast. Peeing cock can't be a good thing.
 
2012-01-02 05:06:12 PM
sponkster: Bet her daddy is so proud.

www.hiphopgamershow.com
Is suddenly intrigued in what you have to say.


/but never, never, NEVER, on basketball. Oh, perish the thought!
 
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