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		Snoop Dogg was excited to be in Australia for his New Year's Eve performance. Until he saw the electric-blue Ford Falcon they sent to pick him up at the airport. "I ain't riding in that" (couriermail.com.au)		86
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Krymson Tyde

2011-12-31 09:19:43 AM

I was expecting something more like this
www.aussiecoupes.com

or this

PhiloeBedoe

2011-12-31 10:00:47 AM

Maybe he didn't have the juice...the precious juice.

Jamdug!

2011-12-31 10:27:08 AM

Snoop Dogg sucks.

There I said it.

Adolf Oliver Nipples

2011-12-31 10:45:53 AM

What did he want, a six-fo' with hydraulics? Maybe some dubs? Get in the damn car, you has-been egomaniac.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2011-12-31 10:54:05 AM

If you appear in an AOL commercial, you officially relinquish the right to be persnickety.

PacManDreaming

2011-12-31 11:04:51 AM

Don't know about Snoop, but I'd happily take a Ford Falcon Ute. (^)

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2011-12-31 11:14:29 AM

LewDux

2011-12-31 12:19:18 PM

Yo dawg, I heard they offered you Ford Falcon

LesserEvil

2011-12-31 12:22:32 PM

Man, that's a sweet ride... wtf is wrong with Snoop?

Can't be the blue color, since Snoop is a Crip, right?

SharkTrager

2011-12-31 12:26:31 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: What did he want, a six-fo' with hydraulics? Maybe some dubs? Get in the damn car, you has-been egomaniac.

You do know he rode in the mini-bus instead, right?

lyndsayj

2011-12-31 12:31:41 PM

LesserEvil: [www.secondchancegarage.com image 640x338]

Man, that's a sweet ride... wtf is wrong with Snoop?

Yeah, nah. The car he was going to get into probably looked more like this:

performancedrive.com.au

I don't get it - he preferred riding in a frickin' MINIVAN over a perfectly decent and comfortable sedan? What the hell is wrong with him?

bump

2011-12-31 12:34:40 PM

All in all - what a non story... srsly.

Apos

2011-12-31 12:37:26 PM

Curmudgeonly Dogg seems a more apt moniker.

Spoon over Marin

2011-12-31 12:43:41 PM

I read that as "executed."
Thought it was a tad excessive.

Apos

2011-12-31 12:44:32 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [i210.photobucket.com image 640x640]

This begs to be captioned,so here goes:

"Naaaaaaw,my nizzle.....Can't f*ck wid this shiat."

Sabyen91

2011-12-31 12:46:59 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: What did he want, a six-fo' with hydraulics? Maybe some dubs? Get in the damn car, you has-been egomaniac.

Um, I don't think he was saying it was beneath him. He rode in a mini-bus.

Walker

2011-12-31 12:49:43 PM

At least they didn't ask him to ride in a Ute.

"Did you say Ute?"
img.photobucket.com

Gunderson

2011-12-31 12:50:07 PM

But these are OK, Snoop?

Zoomaster

2011-12-31 01:04:03 PM

/I bet he would have no issue riding this

Mildot

2011-12-31 01:04:33 PM

Hey, who's the homeless guy they pictured in the article?

resources1.news.com.au

AbiNormal

2011-12-31 01:15:26 PM

I'm surprised he was coherent enough to even know where he was, let alone able to identify the make and model of the car.

EmRack

2011-12-31 01:18:25 PM

Sabyen91: Adolf Oliver Nipples: What did he want, a six-fo' with hydraulics? Maybe some dubs? Get in the damn car, you has-been egomaniac.

Um, I don't think he was saying it was beneath him. He rode in a mini-bus.

ya, sounds like he wanted something more roomy, why he basically said, "I'd rather ride in this, it's something I can jump into - security, you can have that and I'll see you at the hotel."

but lets all just keep calling him a egomaniac

Apos

2011-12-31 01:28:12 PM

Zoomaster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x558]

/I bet he would have no issue riding this

Who would?

kaykordeath

2011-12-31 01:31:25 PM

R.I.P. Blue Falcon

Crewmannumber6

2011-12-31 01:35:02 PM

Then walk, fucco

unitednihilists

2011-12-31 01:38:12 PM

Zoomaster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x558]

/I bet he would have no issue riding this

I'd like to ride...Uhhh... I mean, I'd go all fo shizzl..... ahh... I mean
3.bp.blogspot.com

kfde

2011-12-31 01:38:17 PM

Zoomaster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x558]

/I bet he would have no issue riding this

I don't see how that's related, can someone explain it to me, perhaps with more photos her?

7th Son of a 7th Son

2011-12-31 01:54:38 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If you appear in an ~~AOL~~ Pepsi Max commercial, you officially relinquish the right to be persnickety.

FTFY

grinding_journalist

2011-12-31 01:54:58 PM

kfde: Zoomaster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x558]

/I bet he would have no issue riding this

I don't see how that's related, can someone explain it to me, perhaps with more photos her?

Here you go.

Link (new window)

ihatedumbpeople

2011-12-31 01:57:35 PM

Snoop obviously has forgotten his roots. I mean, back in the day he'd gladly steal or carjack that thing and sell it for some weed. Now he won't even ride in it? Money just changes some gangstas I guess.

CreamFilling

2011-12-31 02:00:03 PM

Angry Buddha

2011-12-31 02:09:41 PM

grinding_journalist: kfde: Zoomaster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x558]

/I bet he would have no issue riding this

I don't see how that's related, can someone explain it to me, perhaps with more photos her?

Here you go.

Link (new window)

I sooo wanted to go Stuman69, but my god, that's some turbo-hot MILF.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2011-12-31 02:14:16 PM

Apos: This begs to be captioned,so here goes:

He is a man who longs for his gin.

Also, juice.

7th Son of a 7th Son: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If you appear in an ~~AOL Pepsi Max commercial~~ Soul Plane, you officially relinquish the right to be persnickety.

FTFY

There we go!

albuquerquehalsey

2011-12-31 02:17:12 PM

Angry Buddha: Stuman69

www.centrestagecostumes.com.au

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh

2011-12-31 02:28:18 PM

Angry Buddha: grinding_journalist: kfde: Zoomaster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x558]

/I bet he would have no issue riding this

I don't see how that's related, can someone explain it to me, perhaps with more photos her?

Here you go.

Link (new window)

I sooo wanted to go Stuman69, but my god, that's some turbo-hot MILF.

Studman69: "If she didn't have Mick Jagger's face, she might be up to my standards."

/Took a lot of "research" before I could pull away from her shots long enough to post that.
//Does have kind of an odd face and mouth, though, when not airbrushed to hell and back or mostly hidden behind ridiculously huge sunglasses.

Phil Moskowitz

2011-12-31 02:39:06 PM

Enjoy the incredibly racist society snoop..err, nevermind

Sabyen91

2011-12-31 02:41:49 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Enjoy the incredibly racist society snoop..err, nevermind

I HATE tall people. They are all "I need my leg-room!" Whiny bastards.

/That is what this thread SHOULD be. Not the Stormfront fest it seems to be.

TheGreatGazoo

2011-12-31 02:49:49 PM

The Ford Falcon Utes are pretty nice. Even if the British Top Gear team was able to beat it in a drag race with a cargo van.

SubBass49

2011-12-31 02:56:51 PM

Sending one of those new Ford Falcons to pick up a guy like Snoop is a bit of a diss if you really think about it. He's tall, and you want him to sit in the backseat of that thing? Seriously? Even B-List stars would get a Lincoln Continental or a similar luxury vehicle. That Falcon looks like something you'd rent from the Budget compact car counter at the airport when you want to save $20 a day. No friggin' wonder he went with the mini-bus. Sounds like he was a good sport about it too.

Zoomaster

2011-12-31 03:01:51 PM

Glitchwerks

2011-12-31 03:13:51 PM

Maybe Snoop is a Holden man.

www.flexfuelkit.com.au

I hear the Ford versus Holden rivalry is pretty serious over there.

Apos

2011-12-31 03:16:08 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [i210.photobucket.com image 640x640]

images.gfxartist.com

is in complete agreement.

Thosw

2011-12-31 03:20:15 PM

lyndsayj:
I don't get it - he preferred riding in a frickin' MINIVAN over a perfectly decent and comfortable sedan? What the hell is wrong with him?

Maybe it was the Cadillac of minivans.

The Why Not Guy

2011-12-31 03:26:04 PM

How does Snoop Dogg keep his laundry so clean and fresh?

He uses blee-otch.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2011-12-31 03:29:00 PM

Apos: images.gfxartist.com

is in complete agreement.

Just because:

img819.imageshack.us

janzee

2011-12-31 03:29:36 PM

Snoop lookin' old...

Happy Hours

2011-12-31 03:34:21 PM

so this is what the world has come to. There are people looking for jobs wondering how they'll not become homeless. There are people being killed in Syria because they're fed up with being Syrians. Some fat dork just inherited North Korea and nuclear weapons. Bo Derek is old. You can't watch Lolita without being viewed as a pedophile. Elephants only have 5 toes.

And yet if Snoop Dog chooses one mode of transport from an airport to a hotel and makes an off-hand comment about it, we the public are expected to take note and lick this piece of news up.

Yo, Snoop. When you put on your shoes, do you tie the left one first or the right one? I really want to know because I think it would offer us some deep insight into the man that is called Snoop Dog.

johnny queso

2011-12-31 03:55:40 PM

Black Person Problems

Ginnungagap42

2011-12-31 04:24:28 PM

Maybe he didn't like the colour? (new window)

Tourney3p0

2011-12-31 04:29:17 PM

Happy Hours: so this is what the world has come to. There are people looking for jobs wondering how they'll not become homeless. There are people being killed in Syria because they're fed up with being Syrians. Some fat dork just inherited North Korea and nuclear weapons. Bo Derek is old. You can't watch Lolita without being viewed as a pedophile. Elephants only have 5 toes.

And yet if Snoop Dog chooses one mode of transport from an airport to a hotel and makes an off-hand comment about it, we the public are expected to take note and lick this piece of news up.

Yo, Snoop. When you put on your shoes, do you tie the left one first or the right one? I really want to know because I think it would offer us some deep insight into the man that is called Snoop Dog.

There's a lot of bad shiat in the world. Always has been, always will be. Sure, take note and empathize. Even go out of your way and do something about it if you're so inclined. But if that's all you ever pay attention you, you're going to have a pretty shiatty life yourself.

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