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Alistair Overeem defeats Brock Lesnar via first round TKO. Brock immediately retires and challenges The Undertaker to a match at WrestleMania XXVIII. Well, he didn't do the second thing, but you know that's coming
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Remarkable_Anus
2011-12-31 04:18:39 AM
Well....Bye
Mike_LowELL
2011-12-31 04:19:43 AM
Good. I hope Lesnar goes back to the WWE. Lesnar's talents were being wasted on that fake shiat. He's probably one of the few men on the planet who can defeat The Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Lesnar was a Division I wrestling champion, but The Undertaker is from Death Valley and gets his powers from an urn that hasn't been discussed on WWE programming for fifteen years but we know it still makes The Deadman invincible. Gonna be an awesome fight.
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-31 04:21:31 AM
I'll just cut and paste from the other thread...
You have to wonder if Lesnar knew he wasn't going to come out on the good end of this, and started planting seeds for a WWE return if he knew 100% after this fight that he couldn't do UFC any longer.
Someone upthread mentioned that the WWE PG Kiddies wouldn't know who he is... wrong.
Lesnar is a character in the WWE '12 video game, which came as a surprise to everyone when it was announced. And what better way to reintroduce him to the current WWE PG audience than through a popular videogame? The little marks have been spending their Christmas break beating people up with this big guy they've never heard of, or beating him like he was in a UFC fight. So, now he's marketable to WWE's PG fanbase, and he's just retired from UFC.
Of course, he probably won't show up in Memphis Monday night, but I have no doubt Vince will have backed up the Brinks truck by the time the Royal Rumble rolls around at the end of the month for Lesnar to do a surprise Rumble appearance... or maybe a not-so-surprise appearance, since Randy Orton is out.
Yeah, Lesnar is still under contract, but IIRC, This was his last fight under contract, and contracts are made to be broken for the right amount of money. And with all the Publicity a Lesnar/Undertaker match would get for Wrestlemania, and a new network to promote, it wouldn't surprise me to see Vince spend some money to make some money.
9beers
2011-12-31 04:22:35 AM
Brock and Orton would make an awesome tag team. A poop joke should go here but I can't think of a good one right now.
Representative of the unwashed masses
2011-12-31 04:27:07 AM
Brock would make a great opponent for Taker at WM but he doesn't have the desire to be on TV every week. If he did then you could see the streak broken.
9beers
2011-12-31 04:31:06 AM
Wait, he's married to Sable? You can tell how much I follow these sort of things.
paj
2011-12-31 04:35:46 AM
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NotEric
2011-12-31 04:36:37 AM
Representative of the unwashed masses
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Brock would make a great opponent for Taker at WM but he doesn't have the desire to be on TV every week. If he did then you could see the streak broken.
It's hard to imagine letting someone who so openly turned his back on the business be the one who gets to break the streak.
It's also hard to imagine anyone who should be the one to break the streak. The ones that seem the most likely candidates are also the ones who don't need to take down Taker to get over and if you let some up and comer get the win then there would likely be a lot of backlash about showing disrespect to Undertaker, especially if the other guy ends up fizzling out afterwards.
At this point it's hard to justify any scenario other than Taker winning one more time and then retiring.
VvonderJesus
2011-12-31 04:41:59 AM
I think the real question is when is Undertaker going to retire? If he's done this year, and he should be after 20-0, Kane seems like the most logical and most fitting choice to retire him, not a returning Brock Lesnar. Get Brock involved in Wrestlemania some other way (I hesitate to say make it Rock-Cena-Lesnar because I know that would never happen, but imagine the storylines in that one). I guess if Undertaker feels he can go one more year, then Brock wouldn't be a terrible choice to face him.
Maybe they should just hold off on Brock this year, let him take some time to decide if he wants to return to the WWE, and let him come back perhaps the first Raw after Wrestlemania. Get him built up for next year. But it really depends on the kind of schedule Brock wants, and his family seemed pretty involved in his UFC retirement decision.
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-31 04:42:55 AM
NotEric
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At this point it's hard to justify any scenario other than Taker winning one more time and then retiring.
Last man standing match, both men fall at the same time, double count out.
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-31 04:44:33 AM
VvonderJesus
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I think the real question is when is Undertaker going to retire? If he's done this year, and he should be after 20-0, Kane seems like the most logical and most fitting choice to retire him, not a returning Brock Lesnar. Get Brock involved in Wrestlemania some other way (I hesitate to say make it Rock-Cena-Lesnar because I know that would never happen, but imagine the storylines in that one). I guess if Undertaker feels he can go one more year, then Brock wouldn't be a terrible choice to face him.
Maybe they should just hold off on Brock this year, let him take some time to decide if he wants to return to the WWE, and let him come back perhaps the first Raw after Wrestlemania. Get him built up for next year. But it really depends on the kind of schedule Brock wants, and his family seemed pretty involved in his UFC retirement decision.
Well, that's the thing... the WWE Legends contract is an easy one... a few RAWs, a big PPV or two, not much actual wrestling.
I can't see Lesnar going for anything more stressful than that. And it still works for Vince, since rumor has it they're cutting back to just the big 4 PPVs after 2012, anyway.
VvonderJesus
2011-12-31 04:54:48 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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Well, that's the thing... the WWE Legends contract is an easy one... a few RAWs, a big PPV or two, not much actual wrestling.
I can't see Lesnar going for anything more stressful than that. And it still works for Vince, since rumor has it they're cutting back to just the big 4 PPVs after 2012, anyway.
I can't help but think Brock needs time to get back into wrestling mode, however. If he's going to face Undertaker this year, he's got 3 months to regain his wrestling mindset, practice in the ring, and more importantly practice for one of the biggest matches of the year. So if he wants to come back, he'll probably be doing house shows and more than a few televised shows just to get his wrestling legs back under him. That's really the family aspect of it. He'll be on the road for a few months. It's been, what, 7 years since his last match? I guess I don't know how hard it is to go from real fighting to pretend fighting, but I would imagine it isn't a situation where you just turn the switch back on.
Or, I could be wrong and he will be able to come right back into form. Didn't The Rock have a match recently? How did he look in that one? (I honestly don't know)
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-31 05:06:58 AM
VvonderJesus
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FirstNationalBastard: Well, that's the thing... the WWE Legends contract is an easy one... a few RAWs, a big PPV or two, not much actual wrestling.
I can't see Lesnar going for anything more stressful than that. And it still works for Vince, since rumor has it they're cutting back to just the big 4 PPVs after 2012, anyway.
I can't help but think Brock needs time to get back into wrestling mode, however. If he's going to face Undertaker this year, he's got 3 months to regain his wrestling mindset, practice in the ring, and more importantly practice for one of the biggest matches of the year. So if he wants to come back, he'll probably be doing house shows and more than a few televised shows just to get his wrestling legs back under him. That's really the family aspect of it. He'll be on the road for a few months. It's been, what, 7 years since his last match? I guess I don't know how hard it is to go from real fighting to pretend fighting, but I would imagine it isn't a situation where you just turn the switch back on.
Or, I could be wrong and he will be able to come right back into form. Didn't The Rock have a match recently? How did he look in that one? (I honestly don't know)
IIRC, The Rock did fine last month. And I think all he had was a couple sparring sessions (for lack of a better term) in the ring with no cameras or audience around. Of course, it was a tag team match, with 3 other guys there to make sure he didn't look horrible if everything went to hell.
Lesnar is already in shape. Some training and a match or two to shake off the ring rust, and he should be good to go. In a match like 'Taker vs. Lesnar would be, the psychology would probably be a bigger part of the match than the actual physical match.
Twitch Boy
2011-12-31 05:17:34 AM
Well, that's 20-0 then.
you are a puppet
2011-12-31 05:27:33 AM
I think it's pretty obvious Brock will return to the NFL. Imagine the story lines. 5 minutes left in the Super Bowl, Broncos are down but thankfully it's Tebow Time. Or should I say, LESNAR time. As he emerges from the tunnel his music hits..."WILD THING do do do do...YOU MAKE MY HEAT SING". The crowd goes wild. Tebow hands off and Lesnar runs it in for a 80 yard touchdown. Now it's Romo's turn to march downfield. That's right, the Super Bowl is Broncos/Cowboys. Lesnar lines up at DE. "I go both ways", Lesnar said while pointing at his dick tattoo. John Madden points out that this refers to playing both offense and defense, and also to bisexuality. Romo takes the snap, drops back...and all of a sudden Lesnar is right on him. BOOM FUMBLE. Lesnar runs it all the way back for the touchdown. He kicks the extra point as the clock winds down to 0:00. Broncos win 14-3. Tebow is named MVP. What a magical miracle worker.
Jensaarai
2011-12-31 05:31:13 AM
Barnett is going for way more leg submissions than I ever remember...
puffy999
2011-12-31 06:29:59 AM
Remember when everyone who knew dick about MMA said that Lesnar was going to flop after basically being given the UFC Heavyweight Trophy?
blackheart666
2011-12-31 06:46:13 AM
Taker goes 20-0. It'll probably be Trips one more time. Outside chance of Foley. Wont be Jericho. DEFINITELY wont be monkeyboy Lesnar.
thefireandpassion
2011-12-31 06:48:14 AM
you are a puppet
:
I think it's pretty obvious Brock will return to the NFL. Imagine the story lines. 5 minutes left in the Super Bowl, Broncos are down but thankfully it's Tebow Time. Or should I say, LESNAR time. As he emerges from the tunnel his music hits..."WILD THING do do do do...YOU MAKE MY HEAT SING". The crowd goes wild. Tebow hands off and Lesnar runs it in for a 80 yard touchdown. Now it's Romo's turn to march downfield. That's right, the Super Bowl is Broncos/Cowboys. Lesnar lines up at DE. "I go both ways", Lesnar said while pointing at his dick tattoo. John Madden points out that this refers to playing both offense and defense, and also to bisexuality. Romo takes the snap, drops back...and all of a sudden Lesnar is right on him. BOOM FUMBLE. Lesnar runs it all the way back for the touchdown. He kicks the extra point as the clock winds down to 0:00. Broncos win 14-3. Tebow is named MVP. What a magical miracle worker.
Can I have some of what you're drinking?
numbone
2011-12-31 08:45:20 AM
Smiths
2011-12-31 08:57:54 AM
BAH GAWD THE GODDAMN SPORTS TAB TELLS ME THAT RASSLIN' IS THE MOST POPULAR THING EVER.
I LOVE THE FARK ADMIN WHO HAS A BONER FOR RASSLIN' BUT NEVER POSTS IN ANY OF THE THREADS.
Frank N Stein
2011-12-31 09:08:43 AM
So guys, how about them sports?
Snapper Carr
2011-12-31 09:24:00 AM
GimpyNip
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The UFC's biggest problem is that the top guys change all the time. In order to rope in casual fans you need a consistent winner. In the 80's boxing became popular again because of Tyson, 90's-00's golf had Tiger. People tune in for the big name guys and occasionally stick around for other athletes in the sport. UFC hasn't produced a msinstrean fighter who can sustain a long winning streak. I'm not saying that that is the UFC's fault but it is a reality of building sports brands and the nature of casual fandom.
Anderson Silva, Jon Jones and GSP would like a word with you.
CommiePuddin
2011-12-31 09:37:55 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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NotEric:
At this point it's hard to justify any scenario other than Taker winning one more time and then retiring.
Last man standing match, both men fall at the same time, double count out.
Nah, then it'd be 19-0-1, and no one likes ties. Besides, "general rule" (it's wrestling, I know) on a last man standing match is if both are down for a count of 10 is that the first man back to his feet wins the match.
Frank N Stein
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So guys, how about them sports?
Try the entertainment tab.
182
2011-12-31 09:41:57 AM
Mike_LowELL
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Good. I hope Lesnar goes back to the WWE. Lesnar's talents were being wasted on that fake shiat. He's probably one of the few men on the planet who can defeat The Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Lesnar was a Division I wrestling champion, but The Undertaker is from Death Valley and gets his powers from an urn that hasn't been discussed on WWE programming for fifteen years but we know it still makes The Deadman invincible. Gonna be an awesome fight.
Snapper Carr
2011-12-31 09:42:23 AM
GimpyNip
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Snapper Carr, your average joe doesn't know who those guys are. Go into a supermarket and mention there name to any random person, not just some dick-neck in an Affliction shirt and Tru Religon Jeans, and they'd have no clue what you're talking about. Brock Lesnar is their only mainstream fighter but he is either losing or on the verge of death. Not exactly the sports Michael Jordan.
Which is why those are the guys that you need out front on free tv. If Silva could be convinced to move up or down and face either Jones or GSP, hype the hell out of it, put it on Fox - make it a 5 round contest with a couple of solid undercard matches. You wouldn't get an NFL sized audience but I guarantee you'll pull away quite a few boxing fans with a show like that.
Frank N Stein
2011-12-31 09:45:19 AM
182
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I think it was quite obvious that he was joking.
End_Of_Line
2011-12-31 09:49:43 AM
you are a puppet
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I think it's pretty obvious Brock will return to the NFL. Imagine the story lines. 5 minutes left in the Super Bowl, Broncos are down but thankfully it's Tebow Time. Or should I say, LESNAR time. As he emerges from the tunnel his music hits..."WILD THING do do do do...YOU MAKE MY HEAT SING". The crowd goes wild. Tebow hands off and Lesnar runs it in for a 80 yard touchdown. Now it's Romo's turn to march downfield. That's right, the Super Bowl is Broncos/Cowboys. Lesnar lines up at DE. "I go both ways", Lesnar said while pointing at his dick tattoo. John Madden points out that this refers to playing both offense and defense, and also to bisexuality. Romo takes the snap, drops back...and all of a sudden Lesnar is right on him. BOOM FUMBLE. Lesnar runs it all the way back for the touchdown. He kicks the extra point as the clock winds down to 0:00. Broncos win 14-3. Tebow is named MVP. What a magical miracle worker.
This actually makes more sense than a comeback to the WWE when you think about it.
Jensaarai
2011-12-31 09:50:27 AM
182
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d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net
He's trolling.
He just likes to throw in the occasional insightful comment that demonstrates his knowledge or a trolling comment that demonstrates knowledge in an attempt to keep you off balance. Just reply to him like he's a normal Farker, and you may actually get a pretty intelligent response.
Ratbert42
2011-12-31 09:52:50 AM
There's no way Silva is fighting up in weight. He barely wants to fight anyone now.
Jensaarai
2011-12-31 09:55:44 AM
Ratbert42
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There's no way Silva is fighting up in weight. He barely wants to fight anyone now.
He beat down Forrest Griffin at LHW just to prove he could. He wanted LHW.
182
2011-12-31 10:04:30 AM
Jensaarai
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182: d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net
He's trolling.
He just likes to throw in the occasional insightful comment that demonstrates his knowledge or a trolling comment that demonstrates knowledge in an attempt to keep you off balance. Just reply to him like he's a normal Farker, and you may actually get a pretty intelligent response.
i actually think the post is quite brilliant....in a bizarro world kinda way.
MoronLessOff
2011-12-31 10:05:44 AM
Snapper Carr
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GimpyNip: The UFC's biggest problem is that the top guys change all the time. In order to rope in casual fans you need a consistent winner. In the 80's boxing became popular again because of Tyson, 90's-00's golf had Tiger. People tune in for the big name guys and occasionally stick around for other athletes in the sport. UFC hasn't produced a msinstrean fighter who can sustain a long winning streak. I'm not saying that that is the UFC's fault but it is a reality of building sports brands and the nature of casual fandom.
Anderson Silva, Jon Jones and GSP would like a word with you.
Well, the heavy weight belt has changed hands quite a few times in the past few years. I thought it was exciting. No one can really be called the best at this point because there is so much talent.
Personally, I'd like to see the Carpenter fight Nightmare again.
Jensaarai
2011-12-31 10:09:15 AM
182
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i actually think the post is quite brilliant....in a bizarro world kinda way.
That's the problem. He knows enough to turn his trolls in to worthwhile reads. He's like Fark's own autistic savant of trollery. I look forward to Mike Lowell posts as much as they irk me.
/HOLY shiat FEDOR LOL!
//Is he going LHW yet? He looked close.
Owangotang
2011-12-31 10:17:19 AM
Vince would not bring Lensar back at the same WM where Rock/Cena happens. Wrestlemania will already do crazy numbers; if anything Brock comes back at SummerSlam.
Mark my words: Taker/Wade Barrett at Wrestlemania, and Barrett breaks the streak.
SkippinWork
2011-12-31 10:30:20 AM
"fake WWE wrestler"? What constitutes a "real WWE wrestler"?
isamudyson
2011-12-31 10:40:15 AM
GimpyNip
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Snapper Carr, your average joe doesn't know who those guys are. Go into a supermarket and mention there name to any random person, not just some dick-neck in an Affliction shirt and Tru Religon Jeans, and they'd have no clue what you're talking about. Brock Lesnar is their only mainstream fighter but he is either losing or on the verge of death. Not exactly the sports Michael Jordan.
BTW, what is up with those Affliction or TapouT shirts anyhow? Does getting really into MMA suddenly shut off the part of your brain that tell you how farking hideous they are? Honestly, how do you look at any of them and think, "Hey, that looks like a great choice to wear out today?" Yes, I do know there are a lot of bad shirt designs out thre not associated with MMA but it does seem to have the market cornered on douchieness. Well, them and Axe spray.
mister cornwallis
2011-12-31 10:51:00 AM
Owangotang
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Vince would not bring Lensar back at the same WM where Rock/Cena happens. Wrestlemania will already do crazy numbers; if anything Brock comes back at SummerSlam.
Mark my words: Taker/Wade Barrett at Wrestlemania, and Barrett breaks the streak.
Who?
matthew_tray
2011-12-31 11:03:41 AM
mister cornwallis
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Owangotang: Vince would not bring Lensar back at the same WM where Rock/Cena happens. Wrestlemania will already do crazy numbers; if anything Brock comes back at SummerSlam.
Mark my words: Taker/Wade Barrett at Wrestlemania, and Barrett breaks the streak.
Who?
Exactly. Not a fan of barrett, but I'd rather see punk or even truth get a crack at taker before wade Barrett.
Poison
2011-12-31 11:06:02 AM
No Sable pics? Why are we having a wrestling thread without diva pics? That's the only reason I read the comments.
SharkTrager
2011-12-31 11:08:37 AM
182
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Mike_LowELL: Good. I hope Lesnar goes back to the WWE. Lesnar's talents were being wasted on that fake shiat. He's probably one of the few men on the planet who can defeat The Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Lesnar was a Division I wrestling champion, but The Undertaker is from Death Valley and gets his powers from an urn that hasn't been discussed on WWE programming for fifteen years but we know it still makes The Deadman invincible. Gonna be an awesome fight.
[d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net image 604x453]
You're just stupid.
Igor Jakovsky
2011-12-31 11:24:51 AM
Poison
2011-12-31 11:06:02 AM
No Sable pics? Why are we having a wrestling thread without diva pics? That's the only reason I read the comments.
Sable was looking kinda rough 10 years ago or so at the end of her run in WWE. This is from last year according to the source.
Age has not been kind to the bolt ons.
Igor Jakovsky
2011-12-31 11:26:46 AM
you are a puppet
:
I think it's pretty obvious Brock will return to the NFL. Imagine the story lines. 5 minutes left in the Super Bowl, Broncos are down but thankfully it's Tebow Time. Or should I say, LESNAR time. As he emerges from the tunnel his music hits..."WILD THING do do do do...YOU MAKE MY HEAT SING". The crowd goes wild. Tebow hands off and Lesnar runs it in for a 80 yard touchdown. Now it's Romo's turn to march downfield. That's right, the Super Bowl is Broncos/Cowboys. Lesnar lines up at DE. "I go both ways", Lesnar said while pointing at his dick tattoo. John Madden points out that this refers to playing both offense and defense, and also to bisexuality. Romo takes the snap, drops back...and all of a sudden Lesnar is right on him. BOOM FUMBLE. Lesnar runs it all the way back for the touchdown. He kicks the extra point as the clock winds down to 0:00. Broncos win 14-3. Tebow is named MVP. What a magical miracle worker.
Thanks for giving me a reason to use the stupid "funny" button
buckeyebrain
2011-12-31 11:33:54 AM
Igor Jakovsky
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Thanks for giving me a reason to use the stupid "funny" button
Come to think of it, why isn't there a "stupid" button, as a companion to "smart"?
WTFdoesitmatter
2011-12-31 11:39:16 AM
buckeyebrain
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Igor Jakovsky: Thanks for giving me a reason to use the stupid "funny" button
Come to think of it, why isn't there a "stupid" button, as a companion to "smart"?
Because of the Politics tab.
aendeuryu
2011-12-31 12:24:11 PM
you are a puppet
:
I think it's pretty obvious Brock will return to the NFL. Imagine the story lines. 5 minutes left in the Super Bowl, Broncos are down but thankfully it's Tebow Time. Or should I say, LESNAR time. As he emerges from the tunnel his music hits..."WILD THING do do do do...YOU MAKE MY HEAT SING". The crowd goes wild. Tebow hands off and Lesnar runs it in for a 80 yard touchdown. Now it's Romo's turn to march downfield. That's right, the Super Bowl is Broncos/Cowboys. Lesnar lines up at DE. "I go both ways", Lesnar said while pointing at his dick tattoo. John Madden points out that this refers to playing both offense and defense, and also to bisexuality. Romo takes the snap, drops back...and all of a sudden Lesnar is right on him. BOOM FUMBLE. Lesnar runs it all the way back for the touchdown. He kicks the extra point as the clock winds down to 0:00. Broncos win 14-3. Tebow is named MVP. What a magical miracle worker.
clap... clap... clap... clap... Clap... Clap... Clap... CLAP... CLAP... CLAP... CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!!!!
/Hey, somebody has to start it
//couldn't find a slowclap.jpg that I liked
The Flexecutioner
2011-12-31 12:31:45 PM
hmmm, Brock vs the Overtaker is now hoping for Brock vs. the Undertaker.
/he's taking it alright ...
Ken VeryBigLiar
2011-12-31 12:40:31 PM
GimpyNip
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The UFC's biggest problem is that the top guys change all the time. In order to rope in casual fans you need a consistent winner. In the 80's boxing became popular again because of Tyson, 90's-00's golf had Tiger. People tune in for the big name guys and occasionally stick around for other athletes in the sport. UFC hasn't produced a msinstrean fighter who can sustain a long winning streak. I'm not saying that that is the UFC's fault but it is a reality of building sports brands and the nature of casual fandom.
So keeping 3-4 actively contending guys in each division is a bad thing? Try not hanging out with chicks who think GSP looks cute in those short shorts.
/Dana's been on record as saying he doesn't want to be some lame-o mainstream garbage.
Travis_Bickle
2011-12-31 01:20:40 PM
isamudyson
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GimpyNip: Snapper Carr, your average joe doesn't know who those guys are. Go into a supermarket and mention there name to any random person, not just some dick-neck in an Affliction shirt and Tru Religon Jeans, and they'd have no clue what you're talking about. Brock Lesnar is their only mainstream fighter but he is either losing or on the verge of death. Not exactly the sports Michael Jordan.
BTW, what is up with those Affliction or TapouT shirts anyhow? Does getting really into MMA suddenly shut off the part of your brain that tell you how farking hideous they are? Honestly, how do you look at any of them and think, "Hey, that looks like a great choice to wear out today?" Yes, I do know there are a lot of bad shirt designs out thre not associated with MMA but it does seem to have the market cornered on douchieness. Well, them and Axe spray.
Brains clouded by Preposterone is my guess. I see that crap and can't take UFC seriously. It's like it should be taking place in a storage unit lot in Stockton.
Igor Jakovsky
2011-12-31 01:24:01 PM
WTFdoesitmatter
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buckeyebrain: Igor Jakovsky: Thanks for giving me a reason to use the stupid "funny" button
Come to think of it, why isn't there a "stupid" button, as a companion to "smart"?
Because of the Politics tab.
Wrasslin threads look sane and intelligent compared to that tab.
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