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bingethinker

2011-12-31 12:13:21 AM

Teenagers continue to do what they've always done

panfried

2011-12-31 12:33:54 AM

bingethinker: Teenagers continue to do what they've always done

No, this time it will be different! The safety of THE CHILDREN cannot be compromised. We can charge the parents for failure to protect, endangering the safety of a minor, contributing and negligence, to start. Introduce legislation requiring safety locks on all bottle caps and liquor cabinets. Regulate amounts of alcohol allowed in homes. Require registration of every bottle purchased and require records of consumption by those who have a legal consumption license, obtained only after a thorough background check! This time IT WILL be different!

panfried

2011-12-31 12:36:57 AM

Oops, wrong thread, intended for:

"If you're going to bring vodka to school, be like this 13 year old girl and share it "

bingethinker

2011-12-31 12:41:54 AM

Oops, wrong thread

Actually, it fits in perfectly with the tone of the article.

Relatively Obscure

2011-12-31 12:43:30 AM

tomWright

2011-12-31 11:56:51 AM

skinink

2011-12-31 12:01:27 PM

And music is too loud nowadays, and people drive too fast, and there was less crime when I was younger, and this technology stuff scares me...

I'm seeing one of my friends on Facebook actually turning into an old man. He keeps reminiscing for the past. I'm just sad I won't see what tech will be in the future. You couldn't pay me enough to go back to how it was in the 80's and 90's. It sucked.

Abox

2011-12-31 12:04:59 PM

Doesn't believe it's possible.

It's a Lazer Beam

2011-12-31 12:07:00 PM

There's a commercial here talking about hosting underage drinking parties is illegal, etc etc. Cool-over-21-guy is buying his friends booze and leting them drink/play beer pong at his house, only, instead of ping pong balls the kids are using golf balls. Maybe the producer/director should have asked his teenage son how you actually play that game.

CSB

TheGreatGazoo

2011-12-31 12:07:16 PM

Not to be a prude or anything, but it does seem like people (especially younger people) drink a lot more than they used to. I'm not sure if it is media promoted or not, but when I was in school and we went out we'd have maybe 3-4 beers a night.

Maybe not because they are claiming that people are drinking more in alcohol than I can with water, and if I drank that much I'd be living in the bathroom.

Wasilla Hillbilly

2011-12-31 12:09:58 PM

Not a repeat from before recorded history?

imprimere

2011-12-31 12:09:59 PM

So, they are driving farther than Daytona and Mexico now? Damn kids. Gas is expensive!

Yukon Callmeal

2011-12-31 12:12:48 PM

TheGreatGazoo: Not to be a prude or anything, but it does seem like people (especially younger people) drink a lot more than they used to. I'm not sure if it is media promoted or not, but when I was in school and we went out we'd have maybe 3-4 beers a night.

Rewinding 30 years to Long Island, 3-4 was just getting started.

plushpuppy

2011-12-31 12:14:08 PM

I drank as a teenager so I would go to far!!

linkns

2011-12-31 12:15:05 PM

w picture of what teens drinking may look like

Lanctwa

2011-12-31 12:17:15 PM

Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

imprimere

2011-12-31 12:18:24 PM

Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-31 12:19:45 PM

imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Something tells me you're familiar with that.

Misconduc

2011-12-31 12:19:46 PM

imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Which means "yep every time".

Keywork99

2011-12-31 12:22:13 PM

Never before has the Obvious tag been more appropriate.

Gergesa

2011-12-31 12:24:22 PM

Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

I think that depends mostly on where you are. I believe in australia for example a woman can retroactively withdraw her consent to engage in sex if she feels like it thus turning it into rape. Farkettes have been in such threads and reacted with skepticism that alcohol should be the determining factor in such a case and said they had drunken sex and it was consensual.

Lanctwa

2011-12-31 12:25:03 PM

imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Hooray for double standards.... Wait.... when was the last time a guy was regretful about having sex while drunk?

MoronLessOff

2011-12-31 12:27:56 PM

imprimere

2011-12-31 12:28:53 PM

PizzaJedi81: imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Something tells me you're familiar with that.

Nah, my standards were far lower when I was drinking. I did all the regretting.

Gergesa

2011-12-31 12:29:01 PM

Lanctwa: imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Hooray for double standards.... Wait.... when was the last time a guy was regretful about having sex while drunk?

I happen to know the answer to that. Although I don't remember in which thread it was posted, a case was linked to in which a man who was passed out drunk(witnesses and the woman's statements confirm it) he was (while unconscious) manually stimulated by a woman who proceeded to have rape him and then hit him up for child support after getting pregnant.

Lanctwa

2011-12-31 12:29:59 PM

Gergesa: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

I think that depends mostly on where you are. I believe in australia for example a woman can retroactively withdraw her consent to engage in sex if she feels like it thus turning it into rape. Farkettes have been in such threads and reacted with skepticism that alcohol should be the determining factor in such a case and said they had drunken sex and it was consensual.

From what I've heard, when the DAs prosecute those cases, they don't want women in the jury. They'd rather have men with daughters in the jury.

Many women have had drunk sex, and think that it isn't all that uncommon, nor is it really rape. Fathers look at what they want from the justice system to protect their daughters.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-31 12:30:31 PM

imprimere: PizzaJedi81: imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Something tells me you're familiar with that.

Nah, my standards were far lower when I was drinking. I did all the regretting.

Ah, coyote ugly. Gotcha.

whidbey

2011-12-31 12:30:36 PM

So much for alcohol prohibition for the 21 and under crowd.

But it's not the parents' responsibility. How could I be so callous to suggest such a thing...

Summer Glau's Love Slave

2011-12-31 12:33:19 PM

Misconduc: imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Which means "yep every time".

You're doing it wrong.

/19.
//Getting off your lawn in 3... 2... 1...

Lanctwa

2011-12-31 12:34:24 PM

Gergesa: Lanctwa: imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Hooray for double standards.... Wait.... when was the last time a guy was regretful about having sex while drunk?

I happen to know the answer to that. Although I don't remember in which thread it was posted, a case was linked to in which a man who was passed out drunk(witnesses and the woman's statements confirm it) he was (while unconscious) manually stimulated by a woman who proceeded to have rape him and then hit him up for child support after getting pregnant.

I'm not saying it doesn't happen, I'm just saying it is unusual.

Let me guess in that specific case, the guy was forced to pay child support, and the woman plead out to disorderly conduct.

/Yes
//I'm cynical

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-31 12:34:45 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Getting off your lawn in 3... 2... 1...

So long as you don't get the lawn off.

yagottabefarkinkiddinme

2011-12-31 12:34:49 PM

Since when does alcohol need to be involved with teens deciding to have sex? Hormones alone did the trick back in the 80's.

God I miss those days.

Although one time we had a toga party with tons of alcohol and I still can't remember who the girl was I ended up with. That was a party.

picodenico

2011-12-31 12:35:59 PM

Stupid 'not with me' part.

imprimere

2011-12-31 12:37:50 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Misconduc: imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Which means "yep every time".

You're doing it wrong.

Of course I am. I'm married.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-31 12:40:45 PM

imprimere: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Misconduc: imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Which means "yep every time".

You're doing it wrong.

Of course I am. I'm married.

It does become reflex to let your wife win, doesn't it?

imprimere

2011-12-31 12:41:49 PM

PizzaJedi81: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Getting off your lawn in 3... 2... 1...

So long as you don't get the lawn off.

Don't you mean so long as you don't get off on my lawn?

Gergesa

2011-12-31 12:44:27 PM

Lanctwa: Gergesa: Lanctwa: imprimere: Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

Only if they regret it afterward.

Hooray for double standards.... Wait.... when was the last time a guy was regretful about having sex while drunk?

I happen to know the answer to that. Although I don't remember in which thread it was posted, a case was linked to in which a man who was passed out drunk(witnesses and the woman's statements confirm it) he was (while unconscious) manually stimulated by a woman who proceeded to have rape him and then hit him up for child support after getting pregnant.

I'm not saying it doesn't happen, I'm just saying it is unusual.

Let me guess in that specific case, the guy was forced to pay child support, and the woman plead out to disorderly conduct.

/Yes
//I'm cynical

I remember him having to pay child support. Don't recall if she was punished or not.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-31 12:46:56 PM

imprimere: PizzaJedi81: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Getting off your lawn in 3... 2... 1...

So long as you don't get the lawn off.

Don't you mean so long as you don't get off on my lawn?

Well, no, because who doesn't like a good show. Getting the lawn off would just aggravate my allergies.

sheilanagig

2011-12-31 12:47:56 PM

The media and their readers eat stories like this one up. It confirms their fear of teenagers by telling them what new horror the little monsters are up to now. The problem is that half the time the story is an enormous exaggeration. Also, they're an easy target because they can't vote yet.

monstera

2011-12-31 12:49:12 PM

UFIA?

meteorite

2011-12-31 12:50:32 PM

I just remember living in southern Indiana back in my teenage years (I'm 33 now). While I will certainly put away the whiskey now, I didn't back then but I was in the minority of my friends. Drunken hookups certainly weren't unheard of back then. Neither was binge drinking. About the only thing kids today do that we didn't is stuff involving videos and sexting or whatever and that's only because we didn't have the technology!

jjorsett

2011-12-31 12:51:42 PM

panfried: bingethinker: Teenagers continue to do what they've always done

No, this time it will be different! The safety of THE CHILDREN cannot be compromised. We can charge the parents for failure to protect, endangering the safety of a minor, contributing and negligence, to start. Introduce legislation requiring safety locks on all bottle caps and liquor cabinets. Regulate amounts of alcohol allowed in homes. Require registration of every bottle purchased and require records of consumption by those who have a legal consumption license, obtained only after a thorough background check! This time IT WILL be different!

You forgot: mandate "nutritious" meals in schools, implement anti-bullying and no-tolerance rules, helmet laws, car seats for kids as old as 7, remove children from "religious whacko" households, ~~indoctrinate~~ educate kids in how to make the planet greener, and teach them that all lifestyles are equally valid except the ones the State disapproves of (see "religious whacko" above). If your point was that the mania to control all aspects of life For The Children™ might get out of hand, that ship has sailed.

ZzeusS

2011-12-31 12:57:57 PM

lack of warmth

2011-12-31 12:58:00 PM

ha ha. Don't have that problem. Don't drink and only slept with wife entire life. No other women have to suffer indignity of sleeping with me. WooHoo!!

The Southern Dandy

2011-12-31 12:58:51 PM

Lanctwa: Isn't having sex with an inebriated woman often considered rape?

When I was in school it was considered Friday.

thermo

2011-12-31 01:03:10 PM

skinink: ... You couldn't pay me enough to go back to how it was in the 80's and 90's. It sucked.

Maybe for you it did...... but not for me, and I would do it again if I had the chance

Wasilla Hillbilly

2011-12-31 01:06:48 PM

thermo: skinink: ... You couldn't pay me enough to go back to how it was in the 80's and 90's. It sucked.

Maybe for you it did...... but not for me, and I would do it again if I had the chance

Hell yeah, man. I'd kill to relive the early 90s.

Dr J Zoidberg

2011-12-31 01:09:45 PM

Jailbait thread?

Sabyen91

2011-12-31 01:11:37 PM