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brantgoose

2011-12-31 12:18:39 AM

Bring a case or two. That'll shut the teacher up when she says "I hope you brought enough for everybody, young lady."

panfried

2011-12-31 12:40:37 AM

Sigh,,,,...

No, this time it will be different! The safety of THE CHILDREN cannot be compromised. We can charge the parents for failure to protect, endangering the safety of a minor, contributing and negligence, to start. Introduce legislation requiring safety locks on all bottle caps and liquor cabinets. Regulate amounts of alcohol allowed in homes. Require registration of every bottle purchased and require records of consumption by those who have a legal consumption license, obtained only after a thorough background check! This time IT WILL be different!

/IF'dup

logic523

2011-12-31 08:59:05 AM

It's spelled "vodak", Subby.

dwade

2011-12-31 09:00:10 AM

This is news? Don't all middle schoolers do this? My school did. The students fought the school and got them to start letting us bring water bottles to class but me and my friends chose to put clear alcohol like rum and vodka in there instead of water. Never was caught but had more than one student around us ask about the strange smell when the bottles were open.

I May Be Crazy But...

2011-12-31 09:06:07 AM

panfried: Sigh,,,,...

No, this time it will be different! The safety of THE CHILDREN cannot be compromised. We can charge the parents for failure to protect, endangering the safety of a minor, contributing and negligence, to start. Introduce legislation requiring safety locks on all bottle caps and liquor cabinets. Regulate amounts of alcohol allowed in homes. Require registration of every bottle purchased and require records of consumption by those who have a legal consumption license, obtained only after a thorough background check! This time IT WILL be different!

/IF'dup

Are you feeling okay? Did you maybe miss your medication? Just take a deep breath and we'll worth through this.

thelordofcheese

2011-12-31 09:14:59 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: panfried: Sigh,,,,...

No, this time it will be different! The safety of THE CHILDREN cannot be compromised. We can charge the parents for failure to protect, endangering the safety of a minor, contributing and negligence, to start. Introduce legislation requiring safety locks on all bottle caps and liquor cabinets. Regulate amounts of alcohol allowed in homes. Require registration of every bottle purchased and require records of consumption by those who have a legal consumption license, obtained only after a thorough background check! This time IT WILL be different!

/IF'dup

Are you feeling okay? Did you maybe miss your medication? Just take a deep breath and we'll worth through this.

Yeah, takes some pills instead of getting drunk. That's acceptable.

Gordon Bennett

2011-12-31 09:18:53 AM

dwade: This is news? Don't all middle schoolers do this? My school did. The students fought the school and got them to start letting us bring water bottles to class but me and my friends chose to put clear alcohol like rum and vodka in there instead of water. Never was caught but had more than one student around us ask about the strange smell when the bottles were open.

I did it in uni, which did have the advantage that I could simply stop off on my walk to the tube and buy my vodak and juice. Then no one else at the lecture would drink with me, they all just said no then went to the tutors behind my back to say "I'm worried that Gordon is becoming an alcoholic, what to do?" and that sort of pointless rubbish.

lvl0rg4n

2011-12-31 09:20:11 AM

I'm conflicted. Part of me wants to say, what's the big deal? My friends and I used to do this all the time from the 8th grade up, and I was a straight A student who never got in trouble, so don't punish her too severely. The other part of me thinks the difference between this girl and me was that she got caught and I didn't. Sooo... lock her ass up!

strangeguitar

2011-12-31 09:31:50 AM

logic523: It's spelled "vodak", Subby.

THIS

/I changed the spelling on every bottle of Vodak I buy.
//I have that kind of idle time

Zel

2011-12-31 09:43:23 AM

I remember middle school when the bad girl brought a water bottle of vodak. She was pretty excited about it, but wouldn't share.

That's a terrible idea, not sharing, she got wasted and soon everyone knew + she got arrested.

Mugato

2011-12-31 09:49:14 AM

Vodak girl, call me in 5 years.

JohnWayne'sMangirdle

2011-12-31 09:58:31 AM

Police officers are working with the juvenile and school officials to determine punishment, according to a police report.

Because police are supposed to determine everyone's punishment now.

Lone Stranger

2011-12-31 10:07:03 AM

I bet she shares more than her vodak too!

kisseswookies

2011-12-31 10:42:10 AM

Ah to be young again. Is there a reason I'm not bringing vodak to work?

Trance750

2011-12-31 10:47:15 AM

/approves

/too obscure?

Trashy

2011-12-31 10:58:17 AM

This does bring back memories of homeroom...

Zotfripper

2011-12-31 11:18:39 AM

Posting in a vodak thread.

Boxcutta

2011-12-31 11:34:50 AM

Back in my day, you didn't get a story like this greenlit unless it was a school aged girl with vodak tampon story. Who's in charge of quality control around here?

Nick Nostril

2011-12-31 11:41:25 AM

attention span of a retarded fruit fly

2011-12-31 11:51:16 AM

Amateur!!!!!

Drink 1/2 bottle of A&W and replace with Root Beer Schnapps.

Keep mouth shut and get around every open container issue there is.

A beer can will fit in a med sized Mcdonalds cup

Ahh remembering my youth

Trance750

2011-12-31 11:58:17 AM

Zotfripper: Posting in a vodak thread.

What's 'vodak' is that the overseas knock-off of Kodak?

KrispyKritter

2011-12-31 12:10:42 PM

hotlink

Mugato

2011-12-31 12:53:20 PM

Trance750: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x330]

/approves

/too obscure?

That farking movie. The beautiful semi-goth girl is made to put on a traditional prom dress and conform with society. fark that movie.

rnatalie

2011-12-31 12:56:48 PM

Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure
That they will not be found
And be careful not to smoke them
When the scoutmaster's around
For he only will insist that it be shared.
Be prepared!

Warmachine999

2011-12-31 01:34:48 PM

I lived in the town next to Glen Ellyn. I would have needed to be drunk to go to that school too.

Enigmamf

2011-12-31 02:14:45 PM

Trance750: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x330]

/approves

/too obscure?

Well, it is too obscure for me, I've never seen the Breakfast Club....

krackpipe

2011-12-31 02:42:38 PM

Better jump on that kid with a heavy punishment. Couldn't be anything wrong at home that needs to be looked into.

metametameta

2011-12-31 03:46:03 PM

School is in session somewhere? What madness is this?

vodka

2011-12-31 10:49:06 PM

I used to carry the V in Sprite or 7-up bottles.

13 is pretty young to be starting that shiat up though, I can't imagine that kid has a normal home life.

thelordofcheese

2012-01-01 01:09:11 PM

Trance750: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x330]

/approves

/too obscure?

Obscure? What are you smoking?

shtychkn

2012-01-01 05:22:57 PM

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