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(Slate) Stupid Mitt Romney, on Pres. Obama: "He's in Hawaii right now. We're in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America." Because fark Hawaiians   (slatest.slate.com) divider line 223
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2011-12-30 11:36:29 PM
Mitt doesn't know Hawaii is part of the US? He's perfect for the GOP.
 
2011-12-30 11:47:41 PM
He's in Hawaii right now. We're in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America," Romney said,

No, farkwad, You're in the cold and rain right now because there are primaries coming up and you really, really want the power and prestige of the office of President of the United States. If that were not the situation, you would be tucked away in the warmth of one of your homes or you would be on a warm beach somewhere. You're not out helping America by being out in the cold and rain; you're helping yourself to something you want. Really, Romney, what's the greatest sacrifice you've made for the greater good of your country or humanity rather than just for yourself or for profit? Is it going out into the country and having to be in the cold and rain to talk to the plebes?

President Obama is president. He does not have a primary to run. Also, he's currently in the United States. Are all of the people not currently living in the cold, rainy parts of the US America haters?

Douche.
 
2011-12-30 11:54:56 PM
He should go back to Kenya!
 
2011-12-30 11:55:53 PM
Why are these people so bent out of shape about Obama going to Hawaii?


Oh, right... They're all deranged partisan morons.
 
2011-12-30 11:57:09 PM
There are....48 states.......
 
2011-12-31 12:03:04 AM
Thanks Mitt. Your concern has been noted.
 
2011-12-31 12:07:09 AM
Or maybe he's in Hawaii because that's where he's f*cking from....
Don't most people go home for the holidays, Mitt?

Are you against people going home for the holidays?
 
2011-12-31 12:08:45 AM
shivashakti: Or maybe he's in Hawaii because that's where he's f*cking from....
Don't most people go home for the holidays, Mitt?

Are you against people going home for the holidays?


he's part of the war on christmas!
 
2011-12-31 12:14:24 AM
SilentStrider: shivashakti: Or maybe he's in Hawaii because that's where he's f*cking from....
Don't most people go home for the holidays, Mitt?

Are you against people going home for the holidays?

he's part of the war on christmas!


I like it. If the left really had an equivalent to Fox News, they should be all over that angle. After all, it doesn't matter in the slightest if it's true as long as it hits an emotional chord.
 
2011-12-31 12:14:47 AM
Farking elitists with the audacity to be born in warm climates.
 
2011-12-31 12:16:12 AM
I'm waiting for one of these morans to slip up and complain about everyone in Florida speaking Spanish.
 
2011-12-31 12:16:22 AM
"I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me." Utah's missing you, Mitt.
 
2011-12-31 12:20:19 AM
I'm in the cold, wind and rain because I lost a frivolous $10,000 bet and now I can't eat for 6 months.
 
2011-12-31 12:20:54 AM
MorrisBird: "I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me." Utah's missing you, Mitt.

I think part of the problem is that Romney owns so many homes he's unsure where to go.
 
2011-12-31 12:26:01 AM
cretinbob: There are....48 states.......

Hawaii and Alaska weren't admitted to the union until 1959, and 1959 is too close to the 60s. And as we all know, the Republicans want it to be 1954 again.

Therefore, Hawaii isn't a state, and Obama isn't in the US.
 
2011-12-31 12:28:41 AM
FirstNationalBastard: cretinbob: There are....48 states.......

Hawaii and Alaska weren't admitted to the union until 1959, and 1959 is too close to the 60s. And as we all know, the Republicans want it to be 1954 again.

Therefore, Hawaii isn't a state, and Obama isn't in the US.


your logic is sound.
 
2011-12-31 12:30:00 AM
WorldCitizen: He's in Hawaii right now. We're in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America," Romney said,

No, farkwad, You're in the cold and rain right now because there are primaries coming up and you really, really want the power and prestige of the office of President of the United States. If that were not the situation, you would be tucked away in the warmth of one of your homes or you would be on a warm beach somewhere. You're not out helping America by being out in the cold and rain; you're helping yourself to something you want. Really, Romney, what's the greatest sacrifice you've made for the greater good of your country or humanity rather than just for yourself or for profit? Is it going out into the country and having to be in the cold and rain to talk to the plebes?

President Obama is president. He does not have a primary to run. Also, he's currently in the United States. Are all of the people not currently living in the cold, rainy parts of the US America haters?

Douche.


bravo.
 
2011-12-31 12:42:28 AM
MorrisBird: "I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me." Utah's Michigan's missing you, Mitt.

FTFY

/Willard was born in Detroit
//his dad George was born in Mexico
 
2011-12-31 12:45:12 AM
I for one applaud Mitt's suffering for America.

One news report I read said that he was outside of his limousine in the cold for nearly 30 minutes. I don't care who you are, cashmere can only keep you warm for so long.
 
2011-12-31 12:48:32 AM
Fartbongo's probably eating arugula on the beach right now
 
2011-12-31 12:49:29 AM
propasaurus: MorrisBird: "I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me." Utah's Michigan's missing you, Mitt.

FTFY

/Willard was born in Detroit
//his dad George was born in Mexico


So Mitt's an anchor baby?
 
2011-12-31 12:50:16 AM
Arugula?

It's a vegetable.
 
2011-12-31 12:54:25 AM
Bucky Katt: Mitt doesn't know Hawaii is part of the US? He's perfect for the GOP.

plus hawaii is blue, so no lost votes either
 
2011-12-31 12:56:02 AM
keylock71: Why are these people so bent out of shape about Obama going to Hawaii?


Oh, right... They're all deranged partisan morons.


this this and more this
 
2011-12-31 12:58:27 AM
This is what I thought of when I read the headline:

In the rain or in the snow... (new window)
 
2011-12-31 01:04:04 AM
Lionel Mandrake: propasaurus: MorrisBird: "I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me." Utah's Michigan's missing you, Mitt.

FTFY

/Willard was born in Detroit
//his dad George was born in Mexico

So Mitt's an anchor baby?


Not just that, but according to birthers, he's not a natural-born citizen and thus ineligible to be President.
 
2011-12-31 01:05:57 AM
propasaurus: Lionel Mandrake: propasaurus: MorrisBird: "I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me." Utah's Michigan's missing you, Mitt.

FTFY

/Willard was born in Detroit
//his dad George was born in Mexico

So Mitt's an anchor baby?

Not just that, but according to birthers, he's not a natural-born citizen and thus ineligible to be President.


Not natural-born?

So he's a dirty, heathen, test-tube baby, too?!
 
2011-12-31 01:19:20 AM
Lionel Mandrake: So Mitt's an anchor baby?

Unfortunately, no. George Romney's parents were U.S. citizens living in one of Mexico's Mormon colonies.
 
2011-12-31 01:24:09 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Lionel Mandrake: So Mitt's an anchor baby?

Unfortunately, no. George Romney's parents were U.S. citizens living in one of Mexico's Mormon colonies.


But George himself was born in Mexico.
 
2011-12-31 01:50:09 AM
propasaurus: Bathia_Mapes: Lionel Mandrake: So Mitt's an anchor baby?

Unfortunately, no. George Romney's parents were U.S. citizens living in one of Mexico's Mormon colonies.

But George himself was born in Mexico.


Yes, but his parents were U.S. citizens. It's not too unlike John McCain being born to U.S. citizens living Panama Canal Zone.



Birth abroad to two United States citizens

A child is automatically granted citizenship in the following cases:

Both parents were U.S. citizens at the time of the child's birth
The parents are married
At least one parent lived in the United States prior to the child's birth.
 
2011-12-31 01:52:17 AM
keylock71: Why are these people so bent out of shape about Obama going to Hawaii?

It fits their stereotype of the lazy black man.
 
2011-12-31 01:54:01 AM
usernameguy: keylock71: Why are these people so bent out of shape about Obama going to Hawaii?

It fits their stereotype of the lazy black man.


Hence: Obama golfs 90 times in 3 years: OMG!

Eisenhower golfs 300 times in 3 years: *crickets*
 
2011-12-31 02:02:02 AM
fark half the country, it's pretty warm year round for many of the states. And some are much warmer compared to others.
 
2011-12-31 02:02:58 AM
cameroncrazy1984: Eisenhower golfs 300 times in 3 years: *crickets*

Eisenhower was a RINO. Socialist bastard.
 
2011-12-31 02:11:23 AM
WorldCitizen: He's in Hawaii right now. We're in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America," Romney said,

No, farkwad, You're in the cold and rain right now because there are primaries coming up and you really, really want the power and prestige of the office of President of the United States. If that were not the situation, you would be tucked away in the warmth of one of your homes or you would be on a warm beach somewhere. You're not out helping America by being out in the cold and rain; you're helping yourself to something you want. Really, Romney, what's the greatest sacrifice you've made for the greater good of your country or humanity rather than just for yourself or for profit? Is it going out into the country and having to be in the cold and rain to talk to the plebes?

President Obama is president. He does not have a primary to run. Also, he's currently in the United States. Are all of the people not currently living in the cold, rainy parts of the US America haters?

Douche.


THIS.
 
2011-12-31 02:13:28 AM
Oh, by the way Governor, it was a beautiful day in Colorado today, hairdo.
 
2011-12-31 02:15:02 AM
In Honolulu it was 74 degrees today.

In Crawford, Texas it the high was 68 degrees.

What about Bush?
 
2011-12-31 02:16:26 AM
Sid_6.7: MorrisBird: "I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me." Utah's missing you, Mitt.

I think part of the problem is that Romney owns so many homes he's unsure where to go.


Sounds like Romney and John McCain should have a beer and go bowling. They seem to have something in common.
 
2011-12-31 02:17:55 AM
Although I hate Romney, I feel like someone has to defend him.

This is the kind of situation where someone does not fully speak his thoughts. What he meant to say was that Obama was living it up in nice sunny Hawaii, while the GOP candidates are sitting in the cold wind trying to win votes. He was complaining that Obama was taking time off, because, you know, no real worker has any kind of vacations.

/Fark Obama
//Fark Romney even more
///Vote third party
 
2011-12-31 02:20:26 AM
WorldCitizen: cameroncrazy1984: Eisenhower golfs 300 times in 3 years: *crickets*

Eisenhower was a RINO. Socialist bastard.


By "RINO" you mean sane, yes?
 
2011-12-31 02:21:04 AM
cman: Although I hate Romney, I feel like someone has to defend him.

This is the kind of situation where someone does not fully speak his thoughts. What he meant to say was that Obama was living it up in nice sunny Hawaii, while the GOP candidates are sitting in the cold wind trying to win votes. He was complaining that Obama was taking time off, because, you know, no real worker has any kind of vacations.

/Fark Obama
//Fark Romney even more
///Vote third party


...says the guy who will vote for Romney along with the rest of the Republican ticket.
 
2011-12-31 02:21:58 AM
cman: Although I hate Romney, I feel like someone has to defend him.

This is the kind of situation where someone does not fully speak his thoughts. What he meant to say was that Obama was living it up in nice sunny Hawaii, while the GOP candidates are sitting in the cold wind trying to win votes. He was complaining that Obama was taking time off, because, you know, no real worker has any kind of vacations.

/Fark Obama
//Fark Romney even more
///Vote third partySo vote Republican.

FTFY
 
2011-12-31 02:23:20 AM
cman: *blurgghhhcrfgglppplllththtptpttt*

So, vote Republican.
 
2011-12-31 02:23:26 AM
Brettster808: In Honolulu it was 74 degrees today.

In Crawford, Texas it the high was 68 degrees.

What about Bush?


bush was/is a rino
 
2011-12-31 02:26:44 AM
Mitt has a son named Matt. How about that?

/Clearly, Mitt has a vivid, well developed imagination.
//Would he have named his daughters "Tit" and "Tat"?
 
2011-12-31 02:26:55 AM
cman: Although I hate Romney, I feel like someone has to defend him.

This is the kind of situation where someone does not fully speak his thoughts. What he meant to say was that Obama was living it up in nice sunny Hawaii, while the GOP candidates are sitting in the cold wind trying to win votes. He was complaining that Obama was taking time off, because, you know, no real worker has any kind of vacations.

/Fark Obama
//Fark Romney even more
///Vote third party


Nah. Obama's doing fine by me. Minor disappointments, that's all.

He's a damn sight better than the "Anthrax and tires for breakfast, pants-on-head insane" candidates being presented as alternatives.
 
2011-12-31 02:28:34 AM
Today was t-shirts, shorts and flip flops.

America-hating flip flops, apparently.
 
2011-12-31 02:29:18 AM
www.threadbombing.com
 
2011-12-31 02:29:35 AM
I've told this story before but it hasn't seemed more fitting than now: A friend of mine works on a cruise ship & lives in Hawaii on the off-season. While there, she helps out at her friend's tourist gift shop. Not a day goes by when she doesn't complain about some bumf*ck American who asks if she accepts US dollars.
 
2011-12-31 02:32:19 AM
cman: Although I hate Romney, I feel like someone has to defend him.

This is the kind of situation where someone does not fully speak his thoughts. What he meant to say was that Obama was living it up in nice sunny Hawaii, while the GOP candidates are sitting in the cold wind trying to win votes. He was complaining that Obama was taking time off, because, you know, no real worker has any kind of vacations.

/Fark Obama
//Fark Romney even more
///Vote third party


No president, not Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush Sr, Reagan, etc. is really on vacation. Even when he's in Hawaii, President Obama is kept abreast of what's going on & is basically on call 24/7. That applies to all presidents.
 
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