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(Daily Mail)   Our penis shaped building is bigger than your penis shaped building. Ha Ha   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2011-12-31 12:05:18 AM  
And thicker too!
 
2011-12-31 12:21:02 AM  
Who knew the Chinese were into genital bisection? (pops)
 
2011-12-31 12:26:34 AM  
That's not a penis-shaped building, THIS is a penis-shaped building.

farm4.static.flickr.com

/the article shows more of a sex-toy shaped building
 
2011-12-31 12:28:51 AM  
Maybe so, but our building drives one of THESE.

hummer.focusgear.com
 
2011-12-31 12:31:05 AM  
it's shaped like a joint
 
2011-12-31 01:00:23 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: That's not a penis-shaped building, THIS is a penis-shaped building.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 373x500]

/the article shows more of a sex-toy shaped building


Seriously, the gherkin is really not very penis-shaped at all. It's more of a cigar IMHO.
 
2011-12-31 01:01:17 AM  
So I guess you could say there's a...

(sunglasses)

jerk in the Gherkin.

/YEEEEEEEEEEAH!
 
2011-12-31 01:02:21 AM  
Subby's penis is really weird looking.
 
2011-12-31 01:03:26 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: That's not a penis-shaped building, THIS is a penis-shaped building.


That's more of an uncircumcised penis building.
 
2011-12-31 01:06:04 AM  
Looks like a mollusk to me.
 
2011-12-31 01:08:50 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-31 01:08:57 AM  
To be fair, there are very few buildings over say, 6 stories or so, that aren't at least a bit penis-shaped.
 
2011-12-31 01:10:43 AM  
If it's penis-shaped, it's a pretty ugly penis. I always thought the Gherkin looked most like a bullet vibe.
 
2011-12-31 01:14:21 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: That's not a penis-shaped building, THIS is a penis-shaped building.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 373x500]

/the article shows more of a sex-toy shaped building


...I thought that looked familiar. I see that damn thing almost every day; it's right by campus at Eastern Michigan. I honestly never noticed how penis-shaped it is. Thanks.
 
2011-12-31 01:14:55 AM  
I prefer the Shinjuku Vagina.

imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2011-12-31 01:17:04 AM  

WorldCitizen: Who knew the Chinese were into genital bisection? (pops)


nightmare juice
 
2011-12-31 01:17:46 AM  

NobleHam: If it's penis-shaped, it's a pretty ugly penis. I always thought the Gherkin looked most like a bullet vibe.


I always thought of it as a butt-plug.
 
2011-12-31 01:17:59 AM  
So, someone talking about the Sheraton Premiere in Tyson's Corner, yet?
 
2011-12-31 01:18:58 AM  
ComicBookGuy: So, someone talking about the Sheraton Premiere in Tyson's Corner, yet?

I guess by someone I meant anyone.
 
2011-12-31 01:19:44 AM  

FraggleStickCar: To be fair, there are very few buildings over say, 6 stories or so, that aren't at least a bit penis-shaped.


There are people out there that see almost everything taller or longer than it is wide as "penis-shaped". It's almost as if they're trying to compensate for something.
 
2011-12-31 01:26:32 AM  

FraggleStickCar: To be fair, there are very few buildings over say, 6 stories or so, that aren't at least a bit penis-shaped.


But some are moreso than others.
i230.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-31 01:26:51 AM  
What kinda freaky ass penis do you have subby? Sue the person who circumcised you. Then don't become an architect.
 
2011-12-31 01:31:17 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-31 01:35:22 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: NobleHam: If it's penis-shaped, it's a pretty ugly penis. I always thought the Gherkin looked most like a bullet vibe.

I always thought of it as a butt-plug.


I could see that too.
 
2011-12-31 02:07:30 AM  

MrEricSir: Sleeping Monkey: That's not a penis-shaped building, THIS is a penis-shaped building.

That's more of an uncircumcised penis building.


I thought circumcised penises had more of a hood over the glans...

[google image search, wife walks in]

"Oh, it's not what it looks like! I'm comparing penises with this guy... Wait, that sounds even worse... He's on the internet-- oh nevermind"

(P.S. If the London Gherkin is a penis, the Brits have a really weird boner)
 
2011-12-31 02:13:48 AM  
scrapetv.com
 
2011-12-31 02:19:34 AM  

ununcle: What kinda freaky ass penis do you have subby? Sue the person who circumcised you. Then don't become an architect.


Freaky ass-penis? That's kind of a shiatty deal.
 
2011-12-31 02:36:06 AM  
Only one Ha Ha reference so far?


/I remember when memes had staying power
//get off the lawn ya dang kids
 
2011-12-31 02:41:54 AM  

nicoffeine: FraggleStickCar: To be fair, there are very few buildings over say, 6 stories or so, that aren't at least a bit penis-shaped.

There are people out there that see almost everything taller or longer than it is wide as "penis-shaped". It's almost as if they're trying to compensate for something.


Kinda like this? (new window)
 
2011-12-31 02:43:28 AM  
This penis-shaped building is also pink(ish):

www.glasssteelandstone.com

And since the company is a bunch of pricks who like to screw people over, it's also appropriate.

/Bank of America
 
2011-12-31 02:48:00 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: NobleHam: If it's penis-shaped, it's a pretty ugly penis. I always thought the Gherkin looked most like a bullet vibe.

I always thought of it as a butt-plug.


Me too.
 
2011-12-31 02:56:25 AM  
i.imgur.com

The statue on the top is called "The Sower." It's a guy spreading seed. I'm not kidding.
 
2011-12-31 02:57:15 AM  
I also enjoy the Tokyo Tower Penis Twins.

idleidol.net
 
2011-12-31 03:03:30 AM  
Meanwhile, in Barcelona.

i75.photobucket.com

I think it's the same architect.
 
2011-12-31 03:08:17 AM  
I must find a new architect for my penis for it is lacking in both aerodynamics and size compared to these creations; though, it is a tad more mobile and has room for expansion.
 
2011-12-31 03:15:55 AM  

swingerofbirches: I must find a new architect for my penis for it is lacking in both aerodynamics and size compared to these creations; though, it is a tad more mobile and has room for expansion.


I'd be more concerned with the hydrodynamics.
 
2011-12-31 03:44:12 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2011-12-31 03:45:04 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: That's not a penis-shaped building, THIS is a penis-shaped building.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 373x500]

/the article shows more of a sex-toy shaped building


Used to go to Eastern Michigan University in Ypsilanti, and this tower is directly across the street from campus. We always used to tell the freshmen to navigate their way by using "the penis water tower" for reference if they were on the north end of campus.

/fun fact: there used to be candles sold in the shape of the tower, but the candle-makers stopped making them when they realized they were being used as sex toys (since only women were using them).
 
2011-12-31 04:17:48 AM  
Actually, the first looks more like a sandworm from Arrakis, and the second more resembles an Atlas booster with a dummy warhead.
 
2011-12-31 05:23:35 AM  

FlatulentCosmonaut: NebraskaStateCapitolBuilding.img

The statue on the top is called "The Sower." It's a guy spreading seed. I'm not kidding.


It's the world's largest bowling trophy.
 
2011-12-31 05:39:13 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2011-12-31 05:47:57 AM  
Do they mean "crawfish" or are crayfish /= crawfish?

mw2.google.com
 
2011-12-31 05:49:04 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: That's not a penis-shaped building, THIS is a penis-shaped building.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 373x500]

/the article shows more of a sex-toy shaped building


is that a windmill w/ the blades missing? It has a "shoop" line or pixellation around the crown.
 
2011-12-31 05:51:01 AM  

MrEricSir: That's more of an uncircumcised penis building.


Right. In other words, penis shaped.
 
2011-12-31 06:05:27 AM  
That is definitely a copy of our giant glass dildo.
 
2011-12-31 06:51:23 AM  
Even domes are phallos symbols, because they hide a huge penis.

The only object that is not in some way phallic, is pudding.
 
2011-12-31 07:47:43 AM  
another chinese nock-off
 
2011-12-31 08:00:31 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: That's not a penis-shaped building, THIS is a penis-shaped building.

/the article shows more of a sex-toy shaped building


That's at Eastern Michigan University. We affectionately call it the Brick Dick.
 
2011-12-31 08:03:43 AM  

Jument: Seriously, the gherkin is really not very penis-shaped at all. It's more of a cigar IMHO.


Yeah. Sometimes a building is just a building, Stubby.
 
2011-12-31 08:30:12 AM  
Chaina's Crayfish, left, looks just like the 180m-high Gherkin, but reaches only 99m

Of course it's only about half the size. It's an Asian penis.
 
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