Water always works well for me.

The Onion is prophetic: Water always works well for me.

Water is alright, I guess, if you mix enough scotch with it.

soze: FloydA: The Onion is prophetic: Water always works well for me.

Water is alright, I guess, if you mix enough scotch with it.

I like to wash some of that scotch down with a little more scotch.

Barbarians, all of you. Clearly, the perfect companion to scotch is some nice, ice-cold Mountain Dew. Goes down smoooooth.

The so-called hair of the dog -- the notion that having a drink can relieve a hangover -- only makes a hangover worse, a U.S. family physician advises.

When worded this way, not true. A shot of whiskey in the morning after a night of whiskey drinking definitely makes you feel better. How you feel is the crux of the hangover.

Now if you want to get into how many shots of whiskey you should do in the morning you may have an argument. If you get drunk again, yes your NEXT hangover is going to be worse, but the one you started the day with is long gone.

gatorade and bong hits.... or so I have heard

CravenMorehead: The morning after a hangover?

Aw dammit, right over my head! Yeah, who needs a hair of the dog Monday morning when you already slept away your hangover on Sunday?

when dehydrated consuming more diuretics is always a smart move.

prekrasno: is the Unlikely tag on a bender tonight?

It's gone to Omicron Persei 8

Bucky Katt: when dehydrated consuming more diuretics is always a smart move.

Silly people consuming silly diuretics.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/ 13/coffee_and_liver/

Bucky Katt: prekrasno: is the Unlikely tag on a bender tonight?

It's gone to Omicron Persei 8

ICWeener what you did there.

mscleo: (anticitipenophem).

Interesting guess there.

Owangotang: Ever notice how that body shot you poured on her just streams away unless you immediately suck it off her?

You are talking to Farkers here.

The "hangovers" I get nowadays are way way different than the ones I got if I drank too much in my early twenties.

Age 20:
Drink 12 pack of beer in 3-4 hours
Wake up the next day not remembering how I went to sleep
Head is spinning, my surroundings are spinning
Weird nastiness in throat
Vomiting
Headache
Sensitivity to noise
Drink lots of water and/or gatorade
Feel fine in 24 hours after waking up

Age 36:
Drink 8 beers and 4 shots of whiskey in 3-4 hours
Wake up next day after 6 hours of sleep
Gravity seems stronger today
Slight chill in my sinuses
No appetite except maybe some flavored sunflower seeds
Drink some water
Feel better by dinner

sulco: monstera: shenanigans!
no matter the night before, one beer and you're in the clear!

You sound sober. And boring.

I think you misunderstood. I think he was saying that no matter how drunk you get at night, have one beer in the morning and you're in the clear.

Or maybe you just get shiatfaced the next day too. NTTAWWT

bmfderek: some_beer_drinker: thermo: gatorade and bong hits.... or so I have heard

i dont know what the gatorage is for. is that a kind of scotch?

No, it's a scotch mixer.

A scotch... what? Mixing scotch with anything but a tiny bit of water or ice is a complete waste. If you want a fruity mixed drink, use cheap bourbon or vodak.

Owangotang: jaylectricity: Owangotang: Ever notice how that body shot you poured on her just streams away unless you immediately suck it off her?

You are talking to Farkers here.

Drinkers attract drinkers though

Ok, but your connotation of body shots seems to imply they'd be around a woman hot enough to want to do shots off of her. So...vodka in the fat rolls may disappear for other reasons.