So who wins the sweepstake?

ukexpat: So who wins the sweepstake?

She does. I can't imagine being around this guy 24/7.

DIBS ON KATY.


I called dibs.

/That post above. That's me calling dibs.

It was an odd match to being with. That being said, I don't normally want any marriage to fail.

Guess he kissed a girl and didn't like it.

whats the point of marriage for rich people or celebrities?

why can't two talentless zipperheads just git along?

*sob*

Now "The One That Got Away" will become #1 hit, as will the next single "Not Like the Movies"

ok....lets just start showing pics of her boobs....its why most of us will visit this thread

bostonowns: whats the point of marriage for rich people or celebrities?

Publicity. Publicity and tax breaks.

bostonowns: whats the point of marriage for rich people or celebrities?

I dunno.

I guess to kinda keep the myth going for the rest of the sheep?

all of these people are stupid,no-talent assholes and this is not news.

bostonowns: whats the point of marriage for rich people or celebrities?

Trickle-sideways economics

Must have been that age difference. You shouldn't marry anyone over 3 years older. I mean what are you going to talk about? Those three extra years of wisdom make you almost omniscient by comparison to a younger person.

Meh, I always got the impression that their relationship was kind of hot and cold to begin with.

I don't understand why celebrities are so quick to get married. I really don't. I'm sure there are some who stick it out but it seems the vast majority don't last very long at all.

/Married a bit over a year
//After seeing my parents grow to despise each other, swore I'd never do it
///Very happy so far

Either Brand is a toss-pot or there is something wrong with Katy Perry that makes this intolerable.



I'm going with "Brand is a toss-pot."

Arachnophobe: bostonowns: whats the point of marriage for rich people or celebrities?

Publicity. Publicity and tax breaks.

publicity maybe.

not sure if the tax breaks are really worth it at that income level, and certainly they don't outweigh the attorneys fees, even if assets aren't contested. Maybe their studios/record companies/agents foot the costs for this kinda thing though? like the marriages are arranged, and the divorces are planned ahead of time too.

think of that episode of the simpsons where Troy McClure marries aunt Patty (or was it Selma?)

mjoven1975: Meh, I always got the impression that their relationship was kind of hot and cold to begin with.

She

Changed her mind

Like a girl

Changes clothes.

/Would console her
//So long as she doesn't sing with that reedy voice

This will end well for at least one Farker.

File too large, but you can probably guess what it is... (new window)

bwesb: Either Brand is a toss-pot or there is something wrong with Katy Perry that makes this intolerable.

Maybe there's more to women than airbrushed glamour and inappropriate cleavage?

He had enough of it and i respect him. Used it up and now another it is the way sometimes. She is good 8/10 body but face 6/10.
Plus her musci is deplorable.

strathmeyer: inappropriate cleavage?

UR so gay

dibs on Zoooey

Scorpinock: File too large, but you can probably guess what it is... (new window)

Thank you, If you didn't I was gonna.

BesiktasBoy83: He had enough of it and i respect him. Used it up and now another it is the way sometimes. She is good 8/10 body but face 6/10.
Plus her musci is deplorable.

yeah, right?

half of these american idol/britney spears types skanks don't look THAT great on a daily basis.

Especially if you don't have to work 9-5, have a lot of money, parties to go to and drugs to do...

I wouldn't stay with Katy Perry if I were him. Although, if I were him, I would probably get a haircut and not act like such a douche either. But I'm losing my train of thought here... ah fark it.

//Hot like the boobies

strathmeyer: Maybe there's more to women than airbrushed glamour and inappropriate cleavage?

Well, they also have "lady parts." Anything else is just icing on that cake.

That Helen Mirren is breaking up everybody's relationships these days!

Bah, they are both annoying as fark.

lazymojo: BesiktasBoy83: He had enough of it and i respect him. Used it up and now another it is the way sometimes. She is good 8/10 body but face 6/10.
Plus her musci is deplorable.

yeah, right?

half of these american idol/britney spears types skanks don't look THAT great on a daily basis.

Especially if you don't have to work 9-5, have a lot of money, parties to go to and drugs to do...

I wouldn't stay with Katy Perry if I were him. Although, if I were him, I would probably get a haircut and not act like such a douche either. But I'm losing my train of thought here... ah fark it.

She does not look that great. Here is an example. Link (new window)

Look at teh first picture. That is not great by anyobdys judgement.

BesiktasBoy83: He had enough of it and i respect him. Used it up and now another it is the way sometimes. She is good 8/10 body but face 6/10.
Plus her musci is deplorable.

From The Free Dictionary: (new window)

Mus´ci
n. pl. 1. (Bot.) An order or subclass of cryptogamous plants; the mosses.

I imagine if my woman had moss I'd divorce her, too.

BroVinny: BesiktasBoy83: He had enough of it and i respect him. Used it up and now another it is the way sometimes. She is good 8/10 body but face 6/10.
Plus her musci is deplorable.

From The Free Dictionary: (new window)

Mus´ci
n. pl. 1. (Bot.) An order or subclass of cryptogamous plants; the mosses.

I imagine if my woman had moss I'd divorce her, too.

I clearly meant music epic fail bro.

I feel bad for both of them, really. Divorce isn't something I'd wish on my worst enemy.

/Never been divorced, but was a child that went through my parents' multiple divorces.
//If you're one of those who hate marriage so much, don't get married in the first place.

BesiktasBoy83: lazymojo: BesiktasBoy83: He had enough of it and i respect him. Used it up and now another it is the way sometimes. She is good 8/10 body but face 6/10.
Plus her musci is deplorable.

yeah, right?

half of these american idol/britney spears types skanks don't look THAT great on a daily basis.

Especially if you don't have to work 9-5, have a lot of money, parties to go to and drugs to do...

I wouldn't stay with Katy Perry if I were him. Although, if I were him, I would probably get a haircut and not act like such a douche either. But I'm losing my train of thought here... ah fark it.

She does not look that great. Here is an example. Link (new window)

Look at teh first picture. That is not great by anyobdys judgement.

You obviously like the wiener.

Even looking her worst she's still very hittable.

He probably likes the cock. I've always suspected it.

bwesb: Either Brand is a toss-pot or there is something wrong with Katy Perry that makes this intolerable.

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I'm going with "Brand is a toss-pot."

Relevant:



Not that I'm defending Brand here, it's highly likely he's the toss-pot here, but it's just as likely a combination of the two.

lazymojo: Arachnophobe: bostonowns: whats the point of marriage for rich people or celebrities?

Publicity. Publicity and tax breaks.

publicity maybe.

not sure if the tax breaks are really worth it at that income level, and certainly they don't outweigh the attorneys fees, even if assets aren't contested. Maybe their studios/record companies/agents foot the costs for this kinda thing though? like the marriages are arranged, and the divorces are planned ahead of time too.

think of that episode of the simpsons where Troy McClure marries aunt Patty (or was it Selma?)

Those are some good points that I hadn't considered. Honestly, it would not surprise me in the least to find out they're all acts.

Teats aside, I bet KP gets a little tiresome after a few months.

Guaranteed, she is not as much fun as she seems in her songs. I bet she is extremely self important, and probably lays there like a dead fish in bed. She comes from an extremely conservative Christian family, and Brand comes from a family wear he and his dad went to bang hookers together when he was in his early teens.

Alright FARKettes.

Please explain. Hot girl with countless options not only dates but marries stupid fark guy. Meanwhile, the rest of us must be content to jerk off every now-and-then.

BesiktasBoy83: Look at teh first picture. That is not great by anyobdys judgement.

Drunk or dyslexic?

Gimme The Busket: BesiktasBoy83: lazymojo: BesiktasBoy83: He had enough of it and i respect him. Used it up and now another it is the way sometimes. She is good 8/10 body but face 6/10.
Plus her musci is deplorable.

yeah, right?

half of these american idol/britney spears types skanks don't look THAT great on a daily basis.

Especially if you don't have to work 9-5, have a lot of money, parties to go to and drugs to do...

I wouldn't stay with Katy Perry if I were him. Although, if I were him, I would probably get a haircut and not act like such a douche either. But I'm losing my train of thought here... ah fark it.

She does not look that great. Here is an example. Link (new window)

Look at teh first picture. That is not great by anyobdys judgement.

You obviously like the wiener.

Fail. I could name 10 girls better than her I would adore to f___ with out thinking.

BesiktasBoy83: BroVinny: BesiktasBoy83:
Plus her musci is deplorable.

From The Free Dictionary: (new window)

Mus´ci
n. pl. 1. (Bot.) An order or subclass of cryptogamous plants; the mosses.

I imagine if my woman had moss I'd divorce her, too.

I clearly meant music epic fail bro.

Clearly you meant "musli." Epic fail, bro.

she does buy hot cheetos the Farker's favorite.

Her knees aren't looking very sharp either. Thunderous might explain where things are headed.