An explosion of stupid heard around the world will ensue.

MaxxLarge: Birdface McStepford

This is funny.

She'll be on the list. Between David Letterman and the rent is too damn high guy.

MaxxLarge: He DID sign that "Fidelity Pledge" after all, right? I'll bet he totally means it this time, too.

It's not infidelity if she's married too, right?

This is what the Awesome tag was made for.

Wait a sec...

Three Crooked Squirrels: I was just thinking that Gingrich seems like a possibility for a VP nod. Then I was thinking how delicious the VP debate would be. I don't think he or Biden can control themselves when speaking in front of a camera. It has the potential for hilarity.

Newt has too much baggage.

/turns out that Palin did too but no one knew about it
//everyone knows about Newts baggage

You think he's just playing to his base, but even then there would be no reason to say something as POHR as this.
"I can't imagine anybody who would do a better job of driving us to an energy solution than Gov. Palin."

Please do it, Republicans are the best at comedy.

He trollin'.

Well, you get to be VP nominee for 2 times straight just because you got boobies and look half decent?

/For the shake of the country we need hot girls to be around politicians more.

//Where is Monica when you need her?

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease...

Gingrich sounds like a slang abbreviation of "getting rich".

"Yo yo you. We gon' rob dis bank, den we be g'ingrich, homes."

"Gingrich says he'd consider Palin for VP."


/I double dog dare ya!

Lando Lincoln: I am still amazed that people haven't fully caught on yet. What else can he do?

Leave his third wife for Barney Frank. That might work.

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Four words:

Palin for President!

Palin a heartbeat away from the presidency, this is what Republicans actually want!

So wait, the guy who stupid people think is smart and the girl who smart people think is stupid might team up? Go team.

My family is ridiculously Republican. I mean Nixon got jobbed, Reagan was God, Bush saved the world Republican. Even they are ashamed of the field of Republican contenders.

For God's sake, why don't they just run Glenn Beck and be done with it?

I quit the Department of Energy during the Bush years . . . I worked for Sandia National Laboratories and it was going from bad to worse. Caltech BS, Stanford PhD. Truth is, they don't want us anymore. Them sciencey think-it-alls are the enemy of one of the national parties. Made me sick to my stomach. I worked at the goddamned Combustion Research Facility, but even the oil companies didn't want to know more about how their product actually burned in a car engine; it could have resulted in more efficient use of their product.

I weep for our nation.

Have there not been one or two other serial vice presidential candidates in American history? Nineteenth-century dudes, perhaps?

Bucky Katt: A newt with lipstick?

No, lipstick on and a pig