In other news, bugchasers will be happy to know that David Dean Smith is out of his relationship and is back on the dating market.

Brings an all new meaning to the phrase "aid your fellow man"

This is why you should never get tested.

Infected thousands? Either he has REALLY smooth moves or they weren't all women.

Lol even ugly aids guy is getting more pussy than me at the moment. Got to get more in 2012

All_Farked_Up: Infected thousands? Either he has REALLY smooth moves or they weren't all women.

Or rich. Rich = getting laid

Copper Spork: This is why you should never get tested.

In honor of Mitch Hedberg, I always take the roundabout AIDS test.

"The AIDS test is very scary to get. It doesn't matter what you've been doing, waiting for the results is frightening. So I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore, I get the roundabout AIDS test. I call my friend Brian, and I say, 'Hey Brian, do you know anyone who has AIDS? No? Cool, 'cause you know me.'"

Give HIV this year; it's the gift that keeps on giving.

FTA: Zambon said he hadn't yet seen all of the police and medical records in the case and couldn't talk about specifics, but he said the law under which Smith was charged is a "relatively new statute with not many cases having interpreted" it, meaning few court precedents have been established. ...

According to documents on file with Grand Rapids 61st District Court, Smith claimed to have had sex with "thousands" of partners, intending to kill them by infecting them with HIV.

I'm going to assume there's some sort of precedent that prevents him being charged with attempted murder because unlawfully attempting to kill people sounds like attempted murder.

I guess i'm most surprised about the fact he's not gay

Nothing to worry about here.
Not gay, not pretty, even with lipstick

He got 1,000 victims but I ain't one of them

DarwiOdrade: On another note, how the fark is this related to "University of Phoenix"?

You get credit for a senior level lit class for having someone else skim the article for you.

Fart_Machine:

Make life take those lemons back!

//Cave Johnson

TheShavingofOccam123: The people I really feel sorry for are the monogamous partners of the people who farked this guy on the side. It's one thing to be in an open relationship and come down with a disease. It's another thing to end up with a terrible disease because you trusted someone who turned around and got some on a weekend and didn't tell you about it. Cause they had a good thing going.

Hey, stop being so judgmental. Cheaters were going through a real tough time in their life. They made choices, and maybe they weren't the best, but they made them. Blah blah blah excuses.

Cheaters should all be sent to an island where they can make all the excuses they want. (And spread all the disease they like.)

All_Farked_Up: Infected thousands? Either he has REALLY smooth moves or they weren't all women.

The next evolution of the virus will cause you to be incredibly sexy to others.

He might have just gotten upset with paying for the HIV medications. Now, it will be supplied by the department of corrections.

If you can't get a job in Michigan, you still have time to get an incurable disease.



/Pure Michigan.

It's God's will. Smiting sinners through that man's penis.

In other news: People still having unprotected sex with strangers. The question can be axed: Is our childrens learning?

Deneb81: I'm willing to accept the risk of feeding him to provide a more thoughtful counterpoint early in the thread.

Well, thanks for hanging out, you must not come here often.



and are hallmarks of fark.com

tl; dnr

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Mega Steve: It's God's will. Smiting sinners through that man's penis.

Amen Brother! It's about time these sinners and fornicators were held to account.

Link (GAH! Try again!)

People in Michigan need to remember their mittens!

But it's okay, right? because condoms take the fun out of sex, sex feels better without a condom, and catching AIDS is worth skin to skin contact with a fk buddy.

Sounds like the guy is mentally ill. I hope that his mental illness extends to where he greatly exaggerated his partner count for attention, instead of actually infecting that many people.

I've already seen this episode of Law and Order: SVU a dozen times.

/waiting for the part where he gets acid thrown on his face and his grandfather posts to his Facebook, then kills himself
//too much USA

TheShavingofOccam123: The people I really feel sorry for are the monogamous partners of the people who farked this guy on the side. It's one thing to be in an open relationship and come down with a disease. It's another thing to end up with a terrible disease because you trusted someone who turned around and got some on a weekend and didn't tell you about it. Cause they had a good thing going.

The monogamous partners are the ONLY people in this story I feel sorry for. The dumb biatches who farked this scumbag deserve whatever they get. Don't want nasty diseases? Don't be a slut. Easy enough.

Deneb81: Here's the thing - there's a lot of people that actually think that.

Meet:

xen0blue: I guess i'm most surprised about the fact he's not gay

I guess I'm dismayed that if someone confesses like this and there's corroborating evidence, they can't just be put down so we can move on. You admit to knowingly and deliberately spreading a 100% fatal disease and victims are confirmed? Needle, cremation, story over.

I was at this guys arraignment. He turned himself in. For the first victim, bond was set at 25,000. Second charges came down and the media picked up on it, bond now set at 100K. Tried to talk to one of the vics, but the police have told the known vics not to talk to the media because it will "hurt their case". Funny how the number of women possibly infected has dropped since monday...first it was thousands, then hundreds. Dude had 47 facebook friends when we creeped his page for our story at 6 on monday.

/csb

If we quarantined people with AIDS back in the 80, millions of lives would have been saved.

Works for tuberculosis and nobody biatches about their rights.

If anyone deserves m80s shoved up his anus, it's this guy

All_Farked_Up: Infected thousands? Either he has REALLY smooth moves or they weren't all women.

FTFA: Smith told her that he had had sex with as many as 3,000 people, including men as well as women.

/+1 for guessing correctly
/-1 for not reading the article well
/3000 people huh? So 2 a day, every day for 4 years? Cue skeptical dog

phojochris: I was at this guys arraignment. He turned himself in. For the first victim, bond was set at 25,000. Second charges came down and the media picked up on it, bond now set at 100K. Tried to talk to one of the vics, but the police have told the known vics not to talk to the media because it will "hurt their case". Funny how the number of women possibly infected has dropped since monday...first it was thousands, then hundreds. Dude had 47 facebook friends when we creeped his page for our story at 6 on monday.

/csb

why'd the official number drop? (or rather, why was it that high to begin with?
and if you fked this dude of your own free will, are you really a victim? I don't think so.

the victims are folks who got AIDS through contact with folks who freely had sex with him, not folks who fked him of their own free will. I think it's wrong to claim to be a victim of an action you engaged in of your own free will.

Deneb81: xl5150: DNRTFA, only the title, but I think we should mention that we're talking about HIV here, so you only need to be concerned if you're gay. No need to worry the straight Farkers.

FTFA:
One of the two possible victims police say they have found so far said in an interview with NBC station WOOD-TV of Grand Rapids that she was diagnosed with HIV in October 2008.
emphasis mine

So you would be 100% wrong. And a bigot. And an idiot to think that not 1 of 'thousands' of men involved in gay sex would have had sex with a woman.

And you would be 100% trolled by a sarcastic post.

JesusJuice: The monogamous partners are the ONLY people in this story I feel sorry for. The dumb biatches who farked this scumbag deserve whatever they get. Don't want nasty diseases? Don't be a slut. Easy enough.

Amen, and if it wasn't consensual sex they were asking for it anyway for dressing like such farking whores.