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Drivin' down your freeways / Midnight alleys roam / 19 cars, set on fire / Never saw the arson / So alone, so alone
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Bathia_Mapes
2011-12-30 07:31:57 PM
Does anyone know her current whereabouts?
VictoryCabal
2011-12-30 07:44:20 PM
Forever alone?
miltonbabbitt
2011-12-30 07:46:39 PM
Whoa - the rare Doors reference. And subby bypasses the obvious "Light My Fire" and instead goes with "LA Woman". Somehow....it worked. +1
jaylectricity
2011-12-30 08:44:06 PM
I tried reading it in the tune of Born to Be Wild, but that didn't work. LA Woman you say?
miltonbabbitt
2011-12-30 09:49:39 PM
jaylectricity
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I tried reading it in the tune of Born to Be Wild, but that didn't work. LA Woman you say?
yea...
Drivin' down your freeways
Midnight alleys roam
Cops in cars, the topless bars
Never saw a woman...
So alone...
so alone...
So alooooooone...
SOo alone.
Shiat. Now I wanna listen to Doors some Doors vinyl.
miltonbabbitt
2011-12-30 09:52:48 PM
miltonbabbitt
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jaylectricity: I tried reading it in the tune of Born to Be Wild, but that didn't work. LA Woman you say?
yea...
Drivin' down your freeways
Midnight alleys roam
Cops in cars, the topless bars
Never saw a woman...
So alone...
so alone...
So alooooooone...
SOo alone.
Shiat. Now I wanna listen to Doors some Doors vinyl.
And what exactly was that last line Milty? Celebrating the New Year a bit early are we? lol...as a writer, I can't believe I actually typed that. Even if it was just a Fark thread.
The_Original_Roxtar
2011-12-30 09:57:21 PM
drivin down yo freeways
lightin yo chevys up
so yall better hide yo benz
hide yo fords and hide yo porsches cus they burnin errybody out here
skinink
2011-12-30 09:58:09 PM
Mr Mojo rising. Mr Mojo rising!
MR MOJO RISINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!
Wooooooooooooooo, yeah!!!
emiliogtz
2011-12-30 10:01:34 PM
And I'm listening to the Doors... +1
Gyrfalcon
2011-12-30 10:04:37 PM
I used to live right near where about five of those fires started. Not getting a kick, etc.
evil saltine
2011-12-30 10:08:00 PM
Isn't that near where they found the Folgers guy?
picodenico
2011-12-30 10:11:50 PM
Nicely done Subster.
RoyBatty
2011-12-30 10:15:07 PM
skinink
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Mr Mojo rising. Mr Mojo rising! MR MOJO RISINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!! Wooooooooooooooo, yeah!!!
Thanks, this
interview with his father and sister is really interesting, and poignant.
StanTheMan
2011-12-30 11:02:17 PM
miltonbabbitt
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Whoa - the rare Doors reference. And subby bypasses the obvious "Light My Fire" and instead goes with "LA Woman". Somehow....it worked. +1
Of course, since Morrison wrote
Love Street
at the place that almost burned down, that would be obvious too, but good job anyway
subby
.
RTFA, people.
Nina Haagen Dazs
2011-12-30 11:07:37 PM
I'm betting he'll be caught on video sooner or later.
jaylectricity
2011-12-30 11:16:32 PM
skinink
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Mr Mojo rising. Mr Mojo rising! MR MOJO RISINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!! Wooooooooooooooo, yeah!!!
You know, you could probably sell a few alarm clocks that played that part of the song to gently wake you up in the morning. A little tweaking of the dynamics would probably be necessary, but it would work as an alarm.
Third_Uncle_Eno
2011-12-30 11:19:23 PM
that is a great song to have on the radio while driving, day or night.
John Buck 41
2011-12-30 11:21:15 PM
miltonbabbitt
:
Whoa - the rare Doors reference. And subby bypasses the obvious "Light My Fire" and instead goes with "LA Woman". Somehow....it worked. +1
Damn right it works. As much as I love the icon that LMF has become, LAW is the superior song.
miltonbabbitt
2011-12-30 11:24:36 PM
StanTheMan
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miltonbabbitt: Whoa - the rare Doors reference. And subby bypasses the obvious "Light My Fire" and instead goes with "LA Woman". Somehow....it worked. +1
Of course, since Morrison wrote Love Street at the place that almost burned down, that would be obvious too, but good job anyway subby.
RTFA, people.
Well, to be fair, that is mentioned nowhere in the article. It's a link going to a different article
here
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But you are right, I stopped reading halfway through the article so....
TheWhoppah
2011-12-30 11:30:29 PM
Best song about arson:
The City Sleeps MC 900ft Jesus
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sunsawed
2011-12-30 11:43:07 PM
I've been in that house. It was abandoned after Oliver Stone shot the Doors movie there. They ripped the walls down to shoot from the outside. They had to puts the walls back up and tear them down to get different camera angles.
When somebody finally moved in and rehabbed it, he build a two-story totem pole with the heads of Jim, Janis Joplin, John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix with a window to show it off. I think that's why they targeted the house. "Hey, let's go torch the stupid Totem Pole house!" Cuz none of the other fires were near it.
A friend of mine lived next door. I bet he's freaking.
And we got high in there.
/CSB.
whatshisname
2011-12-30 11:55:10 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno
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that is a great song to have on the radio while driving, day or night.
The Doors put out a lot of crap, variously described as "great American modern poetry". But LA Woman wasn't bad at all.
RoyBatty
2011-12-30 11:59:49 PM
StanTheMan
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Of course, since Morrison wrote Love Street at the place that almost burned down, that would be obvious too, but good job anyway subby.
Of course, L.A. Woman directly references fires in the hills of Los Angeles, just a few lines above where subby echoed. In addition it mentions Hollywood bungalows, alleys, and freeways. This would seem to give L.A. Woman the nod.
Now a more clever subby might have been able to mash up L.A. Woman and Love Street, but really, I think the real issue in subby's mind was whether the modmins would go for the real stretch of the headline, rhyming "cars" with "fires".
TheWhoppah
2011-12-31 12:25:31 AM
TheWhoppah
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Best song about arson:
The City Sleeps MC 900ft Jesus
(new window)
How lame to reply to yourself on a Friday night ....
Honorable mentions:
If You Love Someone, Set Them On Fire - Dead Milkmen
(new window)
Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
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Other good songs about or referencing fire:
Fire Woman - The Cult
(new window)
The Roof Is On Fire - Rockmaster Scott & The Dynamic Three
(new window)
Burn - The Cure
(new window)
Burning Down the House - Talking Heads
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Marcintosh
2011-12-31 12:27:54 AM
nice craft there subby +1
My title fu is awful but still can appreciate good work
DansLaLuna
2011-12-31 12:43:32 AM
There were 3 or 4 fires lit the night before, and 2 guys were arrested, same MO. I live in Hollywood Hills and we have a carport and this sheet isn't funny. Copy cat or not, fire is the worse thing you can do to someone. If they don't kill someone, those people lose everything. FARK FARK FARK these Aholes!
Story
2011-12-31 11:31:38 AM
What'd ole lady Semple say when you lit up her pension check, Trash?
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