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(Some Guy)		Barack Obama traveled to Mars twice in the 1980s (exopolitics.blogs.com)		202
		More: Obvious, obama, Andrew D. Basiago, Occidental College, undergraduate studies, eyewitness testimony, US President, Los Angeles International Airport

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St_Francis_P

2011-12-30 02:24:02 PM

I'd say that site is crazy, but WND still has them beat.

unyon

2011-12-30 02:32:17 PM

[wtfamireading.jpg]

what_now

2011-12-30 02:33:08 PM

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program

I KNEW FARTBAMA HAD A TIME MACHINE!!!

AdolfOliverPanties

2011-12-30 02:33:14 PM

Rev. Skarekroe

2011-12-30 02:34:57 PM

This is exactly the kind of crazy our nation needs right now.

GWLush

2011-12-30 02:36:28 PM

Wait, is this real?

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2011-12-30 02:38:41 PM

WTF did I just read?

what_now

2011-12-30 02:39:26 PM

GWLush: Wait, is this real?

Yes. Barry Soerto is, in fact, a secret martian.

St_Francis_P

2011-12-30 02:40:15 PM

what_now: Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program

I KNEW FARTBAMA HAD A TIME MACHINE!!!

Damn straight. Look how smug he looks, too. What is this guy's problem?

www.strangecosmos.com

cameroncrazy1984

2011-12-30 02:42:37 PM

That website makes WhatDoesItAllMean.com look relatively sane.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2011-12-30 02:48:11 PM

I've been to Mars. I bowled in a really skeevy dive bar with a bunch of redneck Martians.

Didn't break 200, though.

The Onanist

2011-12-30 02:59:14 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?

It confused and enraged me as well.

Amos Quito

2011-12-30 03:17:08 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?

Don't ask me - I tried to force myself, but couldn't.

Eddie Adams from Torrance

2011-12-30 03:24:31 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope

2011-12-30 03:53:06 PM

GWLush: Wait, is this real?

That was my reaction. I was certain subby was referring to his cocaine use. Jesus.

Stanton

2011-12-30 03:53:15 PM

So he's the asshole that bumped me from those missions?!

violentsalvation

2011-12-30 03:54:44 PM

craziness

DarnoKonrad

2011-12-30 03:59:24 PM

This is just more craziness. We really can't even substantiate "Barry Soetoro" as "Barack Obama" or his parallel universe counterpart.

DarthBrooks

2011-12-30 04:10:20 PM

Did he see Victah at the party?

WhoIsWillo

2011-12-30 04:31:38 PM

This is either the worst conspiracy theorist of all time, or the best birther parody of all time.

BKITU

2011-12-30 04:47:51 PM

COME ON, COHAAGEN! YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT! GIVE THESE PEOPLE JOBS!!!

WhoIsWillo

2011-12-30 05:29:20 PM

Shostie

2011-12-30 06:44:08 PM

No wonder he's defunding NASA. He doesn't want us to go to Mars because that's where his birth certificate is being stored.

cretinbob

2011-12-30 06:47:05 PM

rcf1105

2011-12-30 06:51:02 PM

If it's a time travel program, how do we know for sure it was in the 1980s?

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-30 06:53:48 PM

Shostie: No wonder he's defunding NASA. He doesn't want us to go to Mars because that's where his birth certificate is being stored.

I'm assuming in his next campaign, he's going to run on the "Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid" platform.

/in fact, it's cold as hell.

ultraholland

2011-12-30 07:07:35 PM

I'm sober and what is this?

dahmers love zombie

2011-12-30 07:18:33 PM

From the front page of that site:

In an exclusive interview of author Patricia Cori by Alfred Lambremont Webre released May 4, 2011, Ms. Cori states that a consortium of advanced intelligent upper-dimensional extraterrestrial and inter-dimensional civilizations originally developed Homo sapiens as an intelligent being with12-strand DNA, and a species that was to have been a guardian of the 3rd dimension of time-space in our dimensional ecology on Earth.

i.imgur.com

whyRpeoplesostupid

2011-12-30 07:34:33 PM

DarnoKonrad: This is just more craziness. We really can't even substantiate "Barry Soetoro" as "Barack Obama" or his parallel universe ~~counterpart~~ chrononaut.

FTFY

DarwiOdrade

2011-12-30 07:45:14 PM

I call shenanigans - if they were on Mars, why didn't they mention Dejah Thoris or Tars Tarkas?

whyRpeoplesostupid

2011-12-30 07:57:50 PM

TsarTom

2011-12-30 08:14:16 PM

...and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, , have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980

When he was 13

Otherwise, totally believable.

jaylectricity

2011-12-30 08:41:36 PM

He went to get more candy bars. Why? Did you think he'd go to Jupiter?

usernameguy

2011-12-30 08:45:09 PM

Mars? (new window)

GAT_00

2011-12-30 09:12:05 PM

Lunchlady

2011-12-30 09:15:24 PM

I clicked that link thinking it was either a really clever pun or a call out of some ridiculous right-wing outrage of the day.

But nope, that headline was accurate. Well done subby and mods, you got me.

ds_4815

2011-12-30 09:16:31 PM

EARTH IS 4 CORNER

culebra

2011-12-30 09:17:14 PM

I grok it.

Thats No Moose

2011-12-30 09:17:16 PM

It's like The Onion.

Except not concise, funny, or readable.

Apart from that, just the same.

JRoo

2011-12-30 09:18:40 PM

I knew that guy wasn't from America!

LockeOak

2011-12-30 09:20:05 PM

TsarTom: ...and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, , have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980

When he was 13

Otherwise, totally believable.

Dude, time travel.

Allen262

2011-12-30 09:20:05 PM

unyon: [wtfamireading.jpg]

Me too!

bravian

2011-12-30 09:20:06 PM

Reason he came back:

www.wired.com

/hot like the planet Mercury

tomcatadam

2011-12-30 09:20:27 PM

That farking TIME CUBE struck again!
When, oh when, will we be free from its tyranny?

NateGrey

2011-12-30 09:20:31 PM

Shostie: No wonder he's defunding NASA. He doesn't want us to go to Mars because that's where his birth certificate is being stored.

This is what Republicans actually believe!

theorellior

2011-12-30 09:20:54 PM

This guy knows ALL about it:

www.jonathanrosenbaum.com