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(Some Guy)   Barack Obama traveled to Mars twice in the 1980s   (exopolitics.blogs.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, obama, Andrew D. Basiago, Occidental College, undergraduate studies, eyewitness testimony, US President, Los Angeles International Airport  
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15026 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2011 at 9:12 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2011-12-30 09:26:10 PM  
I miss Art Bell...
 
2011-12-30 09:26:17 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I've been to Mars. I bowled in a really skeevy dive bar with a bunch of redneck Martians.

Didn't break 200, though.


What do you expect, with the gravity differential? They took you for a mark.
 
2011-12-30 09:26:46 PM  
You move, Timecube.
 
2011-12-30 09:27:16 PM  
I know, this is FARK, and so their will be lot's of people making fun of this site and talking alot of trash but none of you has even met barack obamma and I bet none of you have ever been to Mars (tho some of you sound like marsians lol) so how can you say no they are full of "it" but you don't know. They said the same things about Nicole Teasle and he was better then Einstien.

Loosers.
 
2011-12-30 09:27:40 PM  
Mars I cannot believe, but given his aloofness, I could certainly believe Obama has visited Uranus multiple times..

/I keed
//wtf, someone actually took the time to both write and publish this crap.
/// WTF, someone actually reads this crap... just damn
 
2011-12-30 09:27:56 PM  
Isn't that lovely?
 
2011-12-30 09:28:39 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-30 09:28:56 PM  
application.denofgeek.com

Sekret Muslin Martian!
 
2011-12-30 09:29:07 PM  
At least that site has a slightly better design than the timecube.
 
2011-12-30 09:30:52 PM  
This is the kind of site that makes me re-think my StumbleUpon choices.
 
2011-12-30 09:31:10 PM  

TsarTom: ...and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, , have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980


When he was 13

Otherwise, totally believable.


I believe he was born in 1961
 
2011-12-30 09:31:29 PM  
They said the same things about Nicole Teasle and he was better then Einstien

Poor Nicole was done in by OJ too.

/Morans..
 
2011-12-30 09:31:47 PM  

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: I know, this is FARK, and so their will be lot's of people making fun of this site and talking alot of trash but none of you has even met barack obamma and I bet none of you have ever been to Mars (tho some of you sound like marsians lol) so how can you say no they are full of "it" but you don't know. They said the same things about Nicole Teasle and he was better then Einstien.

Loosers.


Did MeowSaidTheDog create an alt? Laughter oh el.
 
2011-12-30 09:34:31 PM  
What means, "JD, MeD"?
 
2011-12-30 09:34:49 PM  
From the site comments: Obama must be one of the 144 archons

*realization* Obama is a dark templar

*further realization* There are 287 more
 
2011-12-30 09:35:45 PM  
lolwut?

I thought there was a rule about writing while high, novel okay, novella, short story, fine... 'journalism' not-so-much.
 
2011-12-30 09:36:26 PM  
A 'jump room you say? Has anyone told Dib about this yet? Oh, wait. Never mind. I am sure he already knows about it.
 
2011-12-30 09:36:57 PM  
They still have the "getting a kick out of most of these replies" filter on. LOL. That's a really obscure thing to have a filter for, no one posts the entire meme anymore. Except for a couple of reprobates like me.
 
2011-12-30 09:37:21 PM  

Stanton: So he's the asshole that bumped me from those missions?!


Affirmative action strikes again!
 
2011-12-30 09:37:50 PM  
I wonder if that's where our reptilian underwater overlords (new window) came from.

/from the same site
//sadly makes more sense than submitted article
///slashies come in threes
 
2011-12-30 09:39:27 PM  
This is hilarious.
 
2011-12-30 09:40:12 PM  

toddalmighty: TsarTom: ...and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, , have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980


When he was 13

Otherwise, totally believable.

I believe he was born in 1961


I thought he meantWilliam B. Stillings was 13. And thus probably to young to be part of any secret program with Barack Obama. Though Those numbers don't quite add up.
 
2011-12-30 09:40:59 PM  
Sounds legit.
 
2011-12-30 09:41:05 PM  

theorellior: This guy knows ALL about it:

[www.jonathanrosenbaum.com image 640x481]


Ha! Ha! Sweet.
 
2011-12-30 09:42:48 PM  

ronin7: toddalmighty: TsarTom: ...and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, , have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980


When he was 13

Otherwise, totally believable.

I believe he was born in 1961

I thought he meantWilliam B. Stillings was 13. And thus probably to young to be part of any secret program with Barack Obama. Though Those numbers don't quite add up.



"chrononaut".
 
2011-12-30 09:43:05 PM  

TsarTom: ...and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, , have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980


When he was 13

Otherwise, totally believable.


Perfect age for an Eva unit... OMG Obama is a NERV agent!
 
SH
2011-12-30 09:44:20 PM  
By Alfred Lambremont Webre, JD, MEd

JD, MEd?

Wassat? Junior Doctor of Mister Ed's dick?
 
2011-12-30 09:45:06 PM  
WHAR MARTIAN IMMIGRATION CERTIFICATE
 
2011-12-30 09:46:36 PM  

SJKebab: wow. Just wow.


A wooden toilet roll holder?
 
2011-12-30 09:46:55 PM  
Ah, Andy Basiago finally made it beyond "Coast to Coast" to Fark. Believe him or not, he certainly spins quite an entertaining yarn in interviews.
 
2011-12-30 09:49:21 PM  
This is bad news.... for Marsbama.
 
2011-12-30 09:49:57 PM  
I do not know much about that blog but I can say that it most certainly does not suck. That was some good reading.
 
2011-12-30 09:50:26 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-30 09:54:08 PM  
Well, duh. Come on, this is common knowledge now. Can we talk about something really important, like fluoride in our vaccines?
 
2011-12-30 09:58:24 PM  
From the comments:

I am skeptical of Bassiago's claims. I am still doing my own research and remain unconvinced. I am not saying his claims are untrue, I just haven't found enough reason to believe them as yet.

You have to admire people with such rigid evidentiary standards. Most people would believe any old internet blog that claims the president routinely teleports himself to Mars, but not this guy. He's going to withhold judgement till he sees more convincing evidence. I salute you sir.
 
2011-12-30 10:00:34 PM  
As many as seven parents of the ten students, all with ties to the CIA, audited the class. They included Raymond F. Basiago, an engineer for The Ralph M. Parsons Company who was the chief technical liaison between Parsons and the CIA on Tesla-based teleportation

The Ralph M. Parsons Company was my favorite new wave band.
 
2011-12-30 10:01:23 PM  
This is surprisingly well formatted for the level of derp it is spewing
 
2011-12-30 10:01:44 PM  
i566.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-30 10:01:44 PM  
Well, that explains a lot.
 
2011-12-30 10:03:03 PM  
PROOF!!111!!!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-30 10:03:19 PM  

liverleef: You have to admire people with such rigid evidentiary standards. Most people would believe any old internet blog that claims the president routinely teleports himself to Mars, but not this guy. He's going to withhold judgement till he sees more convincing evidence. I salute you sir.


I dunno man, this guy seems legit.
 
2011-12-30 10:03:22 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: What means, "JD, MeD"?


Juris Doctorate (lawyer), Master of Education (teacher). He's a law professor, probably.
 
2011-12-30 10:07:16 PM  
My only thought is if the birthers are crazy enough to pick this up and run with it.
 
2011-12-30 10:07:41 PM  
This article....

i566.photobucket.com
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i566.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-30 10:13:53 PM  
This is insane. Obama won't start his time travel program to go to Mars in the 1980s until 2013.
 
2011-12-30 10:14:57 PM  

Fark Crosby: This is surprisingly well formatted for the level of derp it is spewing


Have you been to whatisthis.com lately? Even ol' Sorcha Fail has revamped his/her/its/their look.
 
2011-12-30 10:18:23 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-30 10:22:30 PM  
Follow the money. PCI
 
2011-12-30 10:25:01 PM  
git a rope
 
2011-12-30 10:36:25 PM  
The comments are priceless.

Some are "skeptical".

I am skeptical of Bassiago's claims. I am still doing my own research and remain unconvinced. I am not saying his claims are untrue, I just haven't found enough reason to believe them as yet.

I would love to get a look at some of his "research". I'm guessing it's written on the walls with his own feces?
 
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