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(Some Guy)   Barack Obama traveled to Mars twice in the 1980s   ( exopolitics.blogs.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, obama, Andrew D. Basiago, Occidental College, undergraduate studies, eyewitness testimony, US President, Los Angeles International Airport  
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2011-12-30 02:24:02 PM  
I'd say that site is crazy, but WND still has them beat.
 
2011-12-30 02:32:17 PM  
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2011-12-30 02:33:08 PM  
Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program

I KNEW FARTBAMA HAD A TIME MACHINE!!!
 
2011-12-30 02:33:14 PM  
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2011-12-30 02:34:57 PM  
This is exactly the kind of crazy our nation needs right now.
 
2011-12-30 02:36:28 PM  
Wait, is this real?
 
2011-12-30 02:38:41 PM  
WTF did I just read?
 
2011-12-30 02:39:26 PM  

GWLush: Wait, is this real?


Yes. Barry Soerto is, in fact, a secret martian.
 
2011-12-30 02:40:15 PM  

what_now: Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program

I KNEW FARTBAMA HAD A TIME MACHINE!!!


Damn straight. Look how smug he looks, too. What is this guy's problem?

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2011-12-30 02:42:37 PM  
That website makes WhatDoesItAllMean.com look relatively sane.
 
2011-12-30 02:48:11 PM  
I've been to Mars. I bowled in a really skeevy dive bar with a bunch of redneck Martians.

Didn't break 200, though.
 
2011-12-30 02:59:14 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?


It confused and enraged me as well.
 
2011-12-30 03:17:08 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?



Don't ask me - I tried to force myself, but couldn't.
 
2011-12-30 03:24:31 PM  
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2011-12-30 03:53:06 PM  

GWLush: Wait, is this real?


That was my reaction. I was certain subby was referring to his cocaine use. Jesus.
 
2011-12-30 03:53:15 PM  
So he's the asshole that bumped me from those missions?!
 
2011-12-30 03:54:44 PM  
 
2011-12-30 03:59:24 PM  
This is just more craziness. We really can't even substantiate "Barry Soetoro" as "Barack Obama" or his parallel universe counterpart.
 
2011-12-30 04:10:20 PM  
Did he see Victah at the party?
 
2011-12-30 04:31:38 PM  
This is either the worst conspiracy theorist of all time, or the best birther parody of all time.
 
2011-12-30 04:47:51 PM  
COME ON, COHAAGEN! YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT! GIVE THESE PEOPLE JOBS!!!
 
2011-12-30 05:29:20 PM  
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2011-12-30 06:44:08 PM  
No wonder he's defunding NASA. He doesn't want us to go to Mars because that's where his birth certificate is being stored.
 
2011-12-30 06:47:05 PM  
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2011-12-30 06:51:02 PM  
If it's a time travel program, how do we know for sure it was in the 1980s?
 
2011-12-30 06:53:48 PM  

Shostie: No wonder he's defunding NASA. He doesn't want us to go to Mars because that's where his birth certificate is being stored.


I'm assuming in his next campaign, he's going to run on the "Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid" platform.

/in fact, it's cold as hell.
 
2011-12-30 07:07:35 PM  
I'm sober and what is this?
 
2011-12-30 07:18:33 PM  
From the front page of that site:

In an exclusive interview of author Patricia Cori by Alfred Lambremont Webre released May 4, 2011, Ms. Cori states that a consortium of advanced intelligent upper-dimensional extraterrestrial and inter-dimensional civilizations originally developed Homo sapiens as an intelligent being with12-strand DNA, and a species that was to have been a guardian of the 3rd dimension of time-space in our dimensional ecology on Earth.

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2011-12-30 07:34:33 PM  

DarnoKonrad: This is just more craziness. We really can't even substantiate "Barry Soetoro" as "Barack Obama" or his parallel universe counterpart chrononaut.


FTFY
 
2011-12-30 07:45:14 PM  
I call shenanigans - if they were on Mars, why didn't they mention Dejah Thoris or Tars Tarkas?
 
2011-12-30 07:57:50 PM  
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2011-12-30 08:14:16 PM  
...and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, , have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980


When he was 13

Otherwise, totally believable.
 
2011-12-30 08:41:36 PM  
He went to get more candy bars. Why? Did you think he'd go to Jupiter?
 
2011-12-30 08:45:09 PM  
Mars? (new window)
 
2011-12-30 09:12:05 PM  
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2011-12-30 09:15:24 PM  
I clicked that link thinking it was either a really clever pun or a call out of some ridiculous right-wing outrage of the day.

But nope, that headline was accurate. Well done subby and mods, you got me.
 
2011-12-30 09:16:31 PM  
EARTH IS 4 CORNER
 
2011-12-30 09:17:14 PM  
I grok it.
 
2011-12-30 09:17:16 PM  
It's like The Onion.

Except not concise, funny, or readable.

Apart from that, just the same.
 
2011-12-30 09:18:40 PM  
I knew that guy wasn't from America!
 
2011-12-30 09:20:05 PM  

TsarTom: ...and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, , have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980


When he was 13

Otherwise, totally believable.


Dude, time travel.
 
2011-12-30 09:20:05 PM  

unyon: [wtfamireading.jpg]


Me too!
 
2011-12-30 09:20:06 PM  
Reason he came back:

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/hot like the planet Mercury
 
2011-12-30 09:20:27 PM  
That farking TIME CUBE struck again!
When, oh when, will we be free from its tyranny?
 
2011-12-30 09:20:31 PM  

Shostie: No wonder he's defunding NASA. He doesn't want us to go to Mars because that's where his birth certificate is being stored.


This is what Republicans actually believe!
 
2011-12-30 09:20:54 PM  
This guy knows ALL about it:

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2011-12-30 09:21:59 PM  
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2011-12-30 09:23:16 PM  
SATIRE tag missing?
 
2011-12-30 09:25:02 PM  
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Illogical.
 
2011-12-30 09:26:05 PM  
wow. Just wow.
 
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