Oh thank god we're beating back the Brown Menace^TM!!

FTA: "One girl each received these names: Amazing-Grace, A'Miracle, Apple, Babygirl, Beyonce, Dae'Gorgeous, Elektra, Forever, Gorgeousg'zaiya, Myranique, Paisley-Ann, Passion, Praisegod and Radiance.

Some of the more creative boy names appeared inspired by faith: Divinefavour, Ezra-Nehemiah, Godswill, Goodness, JesusNazaret and King-David. Other little guys were dubbed Baby Boy, Clever, Handsome, Sir Genius, Memphiz and Tuff. In true Texas flair, one boy was named Stetson and another's first name: Dallas Cowboys."

WTF PEOPLE!?!?!?!

Hey, the world needs strip club doormen too.

Yeah, but what about La-a?

Where I used to work, a High School equivalency application came in with the first name of Pornpongs.

/I kid you not.

Shouldn't it be DeHandsome and DeBabyBoy?

What about Nosmo King?

LeMonjello?

This makes me want to name my kid "Facepalm."

Well, Jacob is farther up the ladder.

I booked a ticket for a family who had a four-year old named "Baby".

How stupid can you be?

Approves

/See also Moon Unit

Aarontology: out of all of those, I feel the most sorry for Tuff.

Because you know he's going to get into fights his entire life when people try to see if he's actually tuff.

What about a boy named sue?

/ my name is sue, how do you do? Now, you gonna die

Evil Mackerel: Well, Jacob is farther up the ladder.

*slow clap*

tudorgurl: FTA: "One girl each received these names: Amazing-Grace, A'Miracle, Apple, Babygirl, Beyonce, Dae'Gorgeous, Elektra, Forever, Gorgeousg'zaiya, Myranique, Paisley-Ann, Passion, Praisegod and Radiance.

Some of the more creative boy names appeared inspired by faith: Divinefavour, Ezra-Nehemiah, Godswill, Goodness, JesusNazaret and King-David. Other little guys were dubbed Baby Boy, Clever, Handsome, Sir Genius, Memphiz and Tuff. In true Texas flair, one boy was named Stetson and another's first name: Dallas Cowboys."

WTF PEOPLE!?!?!?!

But what about the hyphens? When did multi hyphanated names drop out of style?

Dr. Farnsworth, do you want to live on this planet anymore?

The most creative name I've heard recently was pronounced "LaDasha". Doesn't actually sound that strange, for an black kid's name from the inner city. The awesome comes in the spelling. The kid's name is officially spelled: "La-a"

Sounds like their parents are quite successful and attractive.

Humean_Nature

Anybody need some retards? We're up to our neck in retards around here and I'm looking to ship some out. Bulk rates, cheap shipping.


Put 'em on the 'B' ark with the telephone sanitizers.

And give a big round of applause for Dae'Gorgeous and Elektra now dancing on center stage. Make it rain, fellas.

FFS.

The circumstances that one would name a child "baby boy" are generally not always positive ones.

There's an entire forum devoted to bad baby names.

we should start up a pool of fark names/handles for the next time a farker or drew announces a crotchfruit here on fark. They get to draw a random one from a hat and name their kid that

McManus_brothers: Oh boy, our weekly name thread!

/in before Orangejello, Lemonjello, and Shiathead

not so fast Mr. McManus

Stefanwulf: The most creative name I've heard recently was pronounced "LaDasha". Doesn't actually sound that strange, for an black kid's name from the inner city. The awesome comes in the spelling. The kid's name is officially spelled: "La-a"

Because de dash dont' be silent.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Shouldn't it be DeHandsome and DeBabyBoy?

What about Nosmo King?

LeMonjello?

McManus_brothers: Oh boy, our weekly name thread!

/in before Orangejello, Lemonjello, and Shiathead

Don't be sad, 'cause two outta three ain't bad.

Penn Jillette named his daughter Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette. But then, He's Penn Jillette and he can do that.

I once worked with a "Sir King"... years later, after I'd graduated college and left that job, I returned to do some shopping. It was very odd to being telling "Sir King" that I wanted paper, not plastic. I'm not exactly sure what his parents had in mind with that monicker.

Lunchlady: I booked a ticket for a family who had a four-year old named "Baby".

How stupid can you be?

This would be totally awesome were they one of those couples who call each other Mommy and Daddy.

Relevant question:

Would you consider Jerome to be a "black" or a "white" name?

Discuss...

Spoon over Marin: Slab Bulkhead

Lump Beefbroth?

If you're going to be weird, do it with a purpose.

/Henry
//Eleanor (Nora)

One of my favorites has always been Usnavy.

Absolute everything about that article made me stabby.