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(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney's son is a birther, says Obama should release his birth certificate. Which he did. Over a year ago. Meanwhile, no one has seen Romney's tax returns   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 106
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abb3w [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:00:08 PM
This isn't helping reduce people's confusion between the words "moron" and "mormon", y'know.
 
RageAgainstMrClean
2011-12-30 02:07:00 PM
Romney's a scumbag. Like the rest of 'em I guess.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:07:11 PM
abb3w: This isn't helping reduce people's confusion between the words "moron" and "mormon", y'know.


Done in one.
 
Gonz [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:07:27 PM
Let me guess- he's going to get called on this, and claim he was joking.

FTFA: "I repeated a dumb joke. My bad,"

Republican jokes- what you claim you were doing when reality strikes back.
 
Corvus
2011-12-30 02:08:08 PM
Mitt Romney doesn't to show his tax returns because he knows he will get destroyed in the media when it shows he payed less in taxes than most middle class people.
 
Zerochance
2011-12-30 02:08:41 PM
Over a year ago? Didn't Obama release it the week he had Bin Laden whacked?
 
indylaw
2011-12-30 02:09:22 PM
Given that Romney's got his own problems with not being perceived as American (Christian) enough, it behoove him and his idiot spawn not to rile up the bigots.
 
Corvus
2011-12-30 02:11:29 PM
It's time to play everyone's favorite game "Are you are partisan douche":

Obama: You must release all papers in your entire lifetime.

Romney: He doesn't have to release the same documents Obama already has and other presidential candidates have done for decades.

Does this seem like a double standard?
 
Corvus
2011-12-30 02:12:04 PM
Zerochance: Over a year ago? Didn't Obama release it the week he had Bin Laden whacked?

Yes but it doesn't count because Obama is black.
 
farkityfarker
2011-12-30 02:12:05 PM
Why am I not surprised that Romney's son looks like a smug little prick?
 
WhyteRaven74
2011-12-30 02:12:23 PM
Corvus: Does this seem like a double standard?

potato!
 
pastorkius
2011-12-30 02:12:28 PM
Zerochance: Over a year ago? Didn't Obama release it the week he had Bin Laden whacked?

He released his short form certificate in June of 2008 and his long form just this past year in April.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:12:50 PM
I heard someone suggest Matt Romney is a vacuous stuffy-nosed malodorous pervert, but I'm just repeating what I heard.
 
RobbieFal
2011-12-30 02:13:04 PM
for the record, Romney hasn't released his college grades, right?

just checking
 
BeesNuts
2011-12-30 02:13:40 PM
Gonz: Let me guess- he's going to get called on this, and claim he was joking.

FTFA: "I repeated a dumb joke. My bad,"

Republican jokes- what you claim you were doing when reality strikes back.

"my bad"? What the hell is this? Am I in middle school again?

Wiki.... This dude's farkin' 40...? There is no god. Only derp.
 
Zerochance
2011-12-30 02:15:25 PM
pastorkius: Zerochance: Over a year ago? Didn't Obama release it the week he had Bin Laden whacked?

He released his short form certificate in June of 2008 and his long form just this past year in April.

Thanks for clarifying!! So a double-whammy of STFU juice for the birthers, and they keep at it.

Classy.
 
MFAWG
2011-12-30 02:16:27 PM
George Romneys grandson is questioning someone's citizenship? Really? REALLY?
 
Dusk-You-n-Me [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:17:42 PM
OUT: Apologizing, quitting twitter

IN: Joining twitter, apologizing
 
Grungehamster
2011-12-30 02:20:21 PM
I was hoping this was the "Obama cost me my job by making it illegal to get paid by a bank to help get my father elected" guy, but sadly that was Perry's kid.
 
Born to Die
2011-12-30 02:21:39 PM
Corvus: Zerochance: Over a year ago? Didn't Obama release it the week he had Bin Laden whacked?

Yes but it doesn't count because Obama is black has a Muslim name.

Let's get the GOP bigotry straight. Don't forget they LOVE Herman Cain.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:21:44 PM
abb3w: This isn't helping reduce people's confusion between the words "moron" and "mormon", y'know.

You say that like there's a difference
 
propasaurus [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:23:15 PM
RobbieFal: for the record, Romney hasn't released his college grades, right?

just checking

Corvus:

Yes but it doesn't count because Obama is black.
 
Fart_Machine
2011-12-30 02:23:38 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:24:28 PM
A guy named Mitt named his son Matt?

F*ck you. Wedgie time.
 
indylaw
2011-12-30 02:25:48 PM
Born to Die: Let's get the GOP bigotry straight. Don't forget they LOVE Herman Cain.

They love Herman Cain because he's THEIR negro and acts like black people on TV shows they like.
 
farkityfarker
2011-12-30 02:26:24 PM
RobbieFal: for the record, Romney hasn't released his college grades, right?

just checking

Nor his birth certificate, as far as I'm aware.
 
Corvus
2011-12-30 02:27:23 PM
indylaw: Born to Die: Let's get the GOP bigotry straight. Don't forget they LOVE Herman Cain.

They love Herman Cain because he's THEIR negro and acts like black people on TV shows they like.

Yes why didn't he have to prove that he didn't become CEO of God Fathers pizza because of diversity hiring?
 
Helen_Arigby
2011-12-30 02:28:43 PM
Cake Hunter: A guy named Mitt named his son Matt?

F*ck you. Wedgie time.

But what if they called the family dog Mutt? Does that cancel it out or upgrade it to a purple nurple?
 
Corvus
2011-12-30 02:29:13 PM
farkityfarker: RobbieFal: for the record, Romney hasn't released his college grades, right?

just checking

Nor his birth certificate, as far as I'm aware.

He must show me the original long form. And when I mean the original long form I mean it must be in my hands because if it's a digital picture of it I know it's fake just like WND tells me.
 
LarryDan43
2011-12-30 02:32:50 PM
Cake Hunter: A guy named Mitt named his son Matt?

F*ck you. Wedgie time.

His wife may have cheated on him when she got pregnant with their youngest, Mutt Romney.
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:34:11 PM
www.moviepropking.com

"KILL WHITEY!!!"
 
RobbieFal
2011-12-30 02:39:20 PM
farkityfarker: Nor his birth certificate, as far as I'm aware.

seeing as Romney's father is a Mexican, that means that Romney may be a secret Mexican. Does his real birth certificate say his name is Wilfredo Mitto Romney?

I'M JUST ASKIN QUESTIONS
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:39:55 PM
I think Romney's son is more of an after-birther
 
apoptotic
2011-12-30 02:41:31 PM
FTA: After his brothers stepped in to distance the candidate from the remarks, Matt added that "that's a suggestion from someone else."

The good news (for the Romney family) is that this kid apparently has siblings who may not be total dumbasses. The bad news (for people who are fond of reality) is that he's already adopted the "people tell me...." tactic frequently used by Bachmann, so it looks like may be lost to the derp side forever.
 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:44:19 PM
After his brothers stepped in to distance the candidate from the remarks, Matt added that "that's a suggestion from someone else."

So...not intended to be a factual statement?
 
Wyalt Derp
2011-12-30 03:00:32 PM
It's ok, he was just kidding!
 
squeez cheez
2011-12-30 03:03:09 PM
 
The Onanist [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 03:05:02 PM
indylaw: They love Herman Cain because he's THEIR negro and acts like black people on TV shows they like.

We'll get us our OWN Negro!

radgeek.com
 
rufus-t-firefly
2011-12-30 03:07:46 PM
indylaw: Born to Die: Let's get the GOP bigotry straight. Don't forget they LOVE Herman Cain.

They love Herman Cain because he's THEIR negro and acts like black people on TV shows they like.

Here's the "kind" that today's GOP loves:

Link (new window)

In 1927, a white banker in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, ordered the construction of a statue that was said to honor the contribution of black men to society. Bryan hired sculptor Hans Schuler of Baltimore to create the piece for $4,300. The structure would be unveiled in the city of Natchitoches. Once revealed, the crowd saw the inscription that said "Erected by the city of Natchitoches in grateful recognition of the arduous and faithful services of the good darkies of Louisiana." The statue was the first known statue of a black man in the United States.

The white residents felt the statue, which was a black man slightly bending over and tipping his hat, was a sentimental tribute to the hardworking slaves who watched the masters' families while they went to war to keep them enslaved. Nicknamed "Uncle Jack" the statue garnered major support from whites and mixed support from blacks; though it was called the "Good Darky Statue" in an October 1930 issue of National Geographic magazine.
 
Brother_Mouzone
2011-12-30 03:08:06 PM
at this point what does it accomplish. I dont get it. he has less than a year left in this term. do they hope it will disqualify him for the next one? I guess I answered my own question. and that answer is, try not to figure out the mindset of the mindless.
 
rickythepenguin
2011-12-30 03:09:16 PM
also why Trump and Palin will never run......whiel there's no requirement that a candidate make their medical records available, it is more or less de rigeur and if i recall, she never did despite promising to do so mere days before the 2008 election.

trump is moreso for the scrutiny his financial records would show, but neither wants peering eyeballs into that stuff.
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 03:10:17 PM
Give the kid a break. He hasn't been the same since his dad made him ride in a kennel strapped to the roof of the car on a cross-country trip.
 
someonelse
2011-12-30 03:12:40 PM
freetomato: Give the kid a break. He hasn't been the same since his dad made him ride in a kennel strapped to the roof of the car on a cross-country trip.

No, he loved that! He was so excited about it he shat himself. I always poop my pants when I'm really happy about something.
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 03:14:11 PM
Has anyone in the Main Stream Media mentioned that Mitt Romney comes from a family that left America to settle in Mexico?

Does anyone here think that maybe just maybe they would mention if it was a Democrat running for President?
 
culebra
2011-12-30 03:18:47 PM
Those conservatives. Always crackin' jokes!
 
Car_Ramrod
2011-12-30 03:19:07 PM
"I repeated a dumb joke. My bad,"

I think everyone that hosted a Republican debate should have to release this statement.
 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 03:21:22 PM
The Onanist: indylaw: They love Herman Cain because he's THEIR negro and acts like black people on TV shows they like.

We'll get us our OWN Negro!

[radgeek.com image 300x192]

HA!

/+1
 
FeedTheCollapse [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 03:21:28 PM
Zerochance: pastorkius: Zerochance: Over a year ago? Didn't Obama release it the week he had Bin Laden whacked?

He released his short form certificate in June of 2008 and his long form just this past year in April.

Thanks for clarifying!! So a double-whammy of STFU juice for the birthers, and they keep at it.

Classy.

I'm wondering how long it takes for Birtherism to become the norm again amongst the GOP. I wonder this mostly because I know some Birthers who were pretty silent about the matter up until about the last month or so. After the long-form was released, it seemed like only the most ardent of Birthers were still vocal, the rest just kind of acted like they didn't believe that shiat in the first place or remained quiet.
 
EyeballKid
2011-12-30 03:22:30 PM
Is this the one that his father said wasn't serving in the military because he was serving his country by working on his dad's failed campaign in '08? What a douche-tastic family. On the bright side, though, Mitt's about to be killed for the Republicans' sins. That's gotta feel pretty good, right?
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-12-30 03:23:10 PM
LarryDan43: Cake Hunter: A guy named Mitt named his son Matt?

F*ck you. Wedgie time.

His wife may have cheated on him when she got pregnant with their youngest, Mutt Romney.

Moot point, regardless.

And Romney belongs to a racist, polygamous cult that seeks to gather all the world's wealth.

j/k
 
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