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Man who ran his twin down in a car sentenced to 40 years, having sinister goatee shaven off
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I_Am_Weasel
2011-12-30 01:46:27 PM
This is what happens when really stupid people try to commit suicide.
MaxxLarge
2011-12-30 02:05:46 PM
jaylectricity
2011-12-30 02:54:02 PM
jaylectricity
2011-12-30 03:26:30 PM
I wonder if I could have made that picture bigger.
fluffybunny
2011-12-30 03:34:40 PM
Come play with us, Danny.
cowgirl toffee
2011-12-30 04:42:26 PM
Goatee off? Whew... it's finally over.
Sticky Hands
2011-12-30 04:42:56 PM
Are they sure they got the right guy?
And if they are... they shouldn't send him to prison, they should just do a mind swap or something.
Cletus C.
2011-12-30 04:46:22 PM
Shaven? Shaved?
Jument
2011-12-30 04:52:10 PM
I imagine they were asshole twins.
trappedspirit
2011-12-30 04:55:25 PM
The problem is the goatee has been making a comeback. We are left with the stark realization that we cannot be sure if the incarcerated twin was the evil twin, or the good twin trying to prevent more evil. Perhaps we should ask him what would his twin have said if we asked the twin whether or not the first twin was the evil one. Then with a little logic we might have a legit case against him, or for him.
oldebayer
2011-12-30 05:06:44 PM
The assumption seems to be that the evil, goateed twin was the culprit here. But what if it were the good twin, forced to run over his sibling in order to keep him from fulfilling his evil plot to tke over the world?
Perducci
2011-12-30 05:12:13 PM
It's a trick. All twins are evil.
Broktun
2011-12-30 05:13:58 PM
trappedspirit
2011-12-30 05:22:13 PM
oldebayer
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The assumption seems to be that the evil, goateed twin was the culprit here. But what if it were the good twin, forced to run over his sibling in order to keep him from fulfilling his evil plot to tke over the world?
why didn't i think of that?
Handy_Arson
2011-12-30 05:36:51 PM
where is Garthe Knight...
/leaving disappoint
Chinchillazilla
2011-12-30 06:01:14 PM
No! If we shave off his goatee, we'll never know which one is evil!
Lone Stranger
2011-12-30 06:09:31 PM
Fista-Phobia
2011-12-30 06:19:49 PM
sr71
2011-12-30 06:33:48 PM
Perducci
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It's a trick. All twins are evil.
Evil twin, eviler twin.
gozar_the_destroyer
2011-12-30 06:51:32 PM
\came for evil Spock
\\left with this
ericbo84
2011-12-30 07:02:30 PM
Really? There's scripts from about 20 different sites running on that place, saw that and closed it, not even going to try to figure out which ones are legit.
Mega Steve
2011-12-30 07:05:00 PM
Wanted for questioning
macross87
2011-12-30 07:24:12 PM
Broktun
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There are now only six alternatives remaining.
/evil Troy and evil Abed!
Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party
2011-12-30 07:30:44 PM
Did no one catch that the lady's name was Sherry Sleeping Bear? Sucks for Jerry Dead Legs, though.
Wolfmanjames
2011-12-30 07:42:40 PM
He displayed a certian elan when he naled his twin.
Bit'O'Gristle
2011-12-30 07:44:17 PM
Deputy Missoula County Attorney Jason Marks said the tough sentence was necessary because, "frankly, if he can do this to his twin brother in a rage, I'm concerned he poses a significant risk to the public."
I don't buy that. I would rather think that it's more of a "justice" thing than any thought of future acts by this tool. Unless he has a long criminal history of violence.
Tsar_Bomba1
2011-12-30 08:37:54 PM
gozar_the_destroyer
2011-12-30 09:17:34 PM
\this thread is interesting
Han Sulu
2011-12-30 10:03:20 PM
When people say, "I saw your evil twin the other day" I always reply, "How do you know
I'm
not the evil one?" (wink wink)
Han Sulu
2011-12-30 10:05:53 PM
So, anyone ever seen Tom Selleck's good twin? You know, the one who can act.
Oldiron_79
2011-12-30 10:10:18 PM
Its far too easy for the evil twin to just shave the goatee. I personally recommend spooking the fluffy white cat and seeing which one it jumps to.
wiredroach
2011-12-30 10:41:07 PM
Oldiron_79
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Its far too easy for the evil twin to just shave the goatee. I personally recommend spooking the fluffy white cat and seeing which one it jumps to.
"Double
jeopardy, Mr. Bond."
gozar_the_destroyer
2011-12-30 11:16:16 PM
wiredroach
:
Oldiron_79: Its far too easy for the evil twin to just shave the goatee. I personally recommend spooking the fluffy white cat and seeing which one it jumps to.
"Double jeopardy, Mr. Bond."
"It was the wrong pussy."
Dadoody
2011-12-31 04:54:00 AM
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