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(Some Guy Some Guy) Scary Man who ran his twin down in a car sentenced to 40 years, having sinister goatee shaven off   (missoulian.com) divider line 34
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2011-12-30 01:46:27 PM
This is what happens when really stupid people try to commit suicide.
 
2011-12-30 02:05:46 PM
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2011-12-30 02:54:02 PM
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2011-12-30 03:26:30 PM
I wonder if I could have made that picture bigger.
 
2011-12-30 03:34:40 PM
05news.com

Come play with us, Danny.
 
2011-12-30 04:42:26 PM
Goatee off? Whew... it's finally over.
 
2011-12-30 04:42:56 PM
Are they sure they got the right guy?

And if they are... they shouldn't send him to prison, they should just do a mind swap or something.
 
2011-12-30 04:46:22 PM
Shaven? Shaved?
 
2011-12-30 04:52:10 PM
I imagine they were asshole twins.
 
2011-12-30 04:55:25 PM
The problem is the goatee has been making a comeback. We are left with the stark realization that we cannot be sure if the incarcerated twin was the evil twin, or the good twin trying to prevent more evil. Perhaps we should ask him what would his twin have said if we asked the twin whether or not the first twin was the evil one. Then with a little logic we might have a legit case against him, or for him.
 
2011-12-30 05:06:44 PM
The assumption seems to be that the evil, goateed twin was the culprit here. But what if it were the good twin, forced to run over his sibling in order to keep him from fulfilling his evil plot to tke over the world?
 
2011-12-30 05:12:13 PM
It's a trick. All twins are evil.
 
2011-12-30 05:13:58 PM
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2011-12-30 05:22:13 PM
oldebayer: The assumption seems to be that the evil, goateed twin was the culprit here. But what if it were the good twin, forced to run over his sibling in order to keep him from fulfilling his evil plot to tke over the world?

why didn't i think of that?
 
2011-12-30 05:36:51 PM
where is Garthe Knight...

/leaving disappoint
 
2011-12-30 06:01:14 PM
No! If we shave off his goatee, we'll never know which one is evil!
 
2011-12-30 06:09:31 PM
www.lookydaddy.com
 
2011-12-30 06:19:49 PM
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2011-12-30 06:33:48 PM
Perducci: It's a trick. All twins are evil.

Evil twin, eviler twin.
 
2011-12-30 06:51:32 PM
www.thepeoplescube.com

\came for evil Spock
\\left with this
 
2011-12-30 07:02:30 PM
Really? There's scripts from about 20 different sites running on that place, saw that and closed it, not even going to try to figure out which ones are legit.
 
2011-12-30 07:05:00 PM
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Wanted for questioning
 
2011-12-30 07:24:12 PM
Broktun:

There are now only six alternatives remaining.


/evil Troy and evil Abed!
 
2011-12-30 07:30:44 PM
Did no one catch that the lady's name was Sherry Sleeping Bear? Sucks for Jerry Dead Legs, though.
 
2011-12-30 07:42:40 PM
He displayed a certian elan when he naled his twin.
 
2011-12-30 07:44:17 PM
Deputy Missoula County Attorney Jason Marks said the tough sentence was necessary because, "frankly, if he can do this to his twin brother in a rage, I'm concerned he poses a significant risk to the public."

I don't buy that. I would rather think that it's more of a "justice" thing than any thought of future acts by this tool. Unless he has a long criminal history of violence.
 
2011-12-30 08:37:54 PM
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2011-12-30 09:17:34 PM
i.huffpost.com

\this thread is interesting
 
2011-12-30 10:03:20 PM
When people say, "I saw your evil twin the other day" I always reply, "How do you know I'm not the evil one?" (wink wink)
 
2011-12-30 10:05:53 PM
So, anyone ever seen Tom Selleck's good twin? You know, the one who can act.
 
2011-12-30 10:10:18 PM
Its far too easy for the evil twin to just shave the goatee. I personally recommend spooking the fluffy white cat and seeing which one it jumps to.
 
2011-12-30 10:41:07 PM
Oldiron_79: Its far too easy for the evil twin to just shave the goatee. I personally recommend spooking the fluffy white cat and seeing which one it jumps to.

"Double
jeopardy, Mr. Bond."
 
2011-12-30 11:16:16 PM
wiredroach: Oldiron_79: Its far too easy for the evil twin to just shave the goatee. I personally recommend spooking the fluffy white cat and seeing which one it jumps to.

"Double jeopardy, Mr. Bond."


"It was the wrong pussy."
 
2011-12-31 04:54:00 AM
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

www.twinsworld.com
 
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