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Police: "We totally have video of the handcuffed suspect choking herself to death, but we're refusing to release it because it mysteriously disappeared after being erased twice and set on fire"
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cretinbob
2011-12-30 02:38:57 PM
and then locked in the bottom drawer of a filing cabinet in an unused lavatory with a sign on the door that says "Beware of Leopards".
Amos Quito
2011-12-30 03:30:07 PM
FTA:
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During a news conference Thursday night, Tanisha Williams' family said she was brain dead.
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[Watches video -w- family interviews]
Hmm. Could be hereditary.
vudukungfu
2011-12-30 04:48:38 PM
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who cover up their crimes; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the innocent. These are their stories.
CSM101
2011-12-30 04:48:53 PM
cretinbob
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and then locked in the bottom drawer of a filing cabinet in an unused lavatory with a sign on the door that says "Beware of Leopards".
Let's not forget about the lights being out. And the stairs.
Diodorus
2011-12-30 04:49:05 PM
Subby has issues with quotation marks?
TugboatTerry
2011-12-30 04:51:31 PM
"I can't even ask her, 'Sis, what was going on? What happened to you?' Ain't nobody can answer my questions. Nobody but God," said Tanisha Williams older sister,
Porsha
Williams."
The wrong kid died.
zepher
2011-12-30 04:51:52 PM
Absolutely amazing what the cops think they can get away with.
I hope they all rot in prison.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2011-12-30 04:54:56 PM
Well that's good
/I was afraid it would be like that guy who committed suicide in police custody by throwing himself backwards onto a fork 157 times
Glitchwerks
2011-12-30 04:56:14 PM
vudukungfu
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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who cover up their crimes; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the innocent. These are their stories.
DUN DUN
Pants_Optional
2011-12-30 04:58:16 PM
You mean like that suicide where he fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets?
trappedspirit
2011-12-30 04:59:55 PM
TomD9938
2011-12-30 05:00:27 PM
FTHL
we're refusing to release it because it (the tape) mysteriously disappeared
FTA
Police confirmed they have video showing what happened
Hassan Ben Sobr
2011-12-30 05:01:10 PM
At least she didn't choke on the airbag.
GungFu
2011-12-30 05:03:25 PM
FTFA: "I can't even ask her, 'Sis, what was going on? What happened to you?' Ain't nobody can answer my questions.
Nobody but God
," said Tanisha Williams older sister, Porsha Williams.
Hmmmm.
Spoon over Marin
2011-12-30 05:06:02 PM
She couldn't handle anyone knowing that it was a CitiTrends she got caught shoplifting.
vermicious k'nid
2011-12-30 05:07:12 PM
zepher
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Absolutely amazing what the cops think they can get away with.
I hope they all rot in prison.
Think?
mongbiohazard
2011-12-30 05:07:26 PM
I RTFA... and maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see anything to indicate that the police are hiding the video.
TugboatTerry
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"I can't even ask her, 'Sis, what was going on? What happened to you?' Ain't nobody can answer my questions. Nobody but God," said Tanisha Williams older sister, Porsha Williams."
The wrong kid died.
You don't know that. If the video shows what the police says it shows...
Also, Porsha... sorry to tell you but god isn't going to answer your questions either.
Skerry_Monkey
2011-12-30 05:08:30 PM
Wow, just wow...
Atomic Spunk
2011-12-30 05:10:24 PM
zepher
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Absolutely amazing what the cops think they can get away with.
I hope they all rot in prison.
Then who will be there to lock up all those vile marijuana smokers?
eddiesocket
2011-12-30 05:10:47 PM
Skerry_Monkey
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Wow, just wow...
Wow, what?
Wow that subby would blatantly lie? That's kinda par for the course around here.
FTFA, we see that they have the tape, haven't claimed to have lost it, and of course will release it.
Helen_Arigby
2011-12-30 05:12:36 PM
I was going to say that--regardless of the truth of this matter--the investigation shouldn't be internal, but it occurred to me that it doesn't matter who does the investigating. What matters is transparency.
I understand wanting to keep the gruesome details quiet for the victim's or victim's family's sake, but I think internal investigations are cases where the public eye is not merely acceptable but desirable. Even if there isn't any favour-trading or buddy-protecting going on--which I doubt, but it's conceivable--it doesn't take a Mensa member to realize that keeping everything internal and hush-hush will generate suspicion leading to non-cooperation with other, non-internal investigations.
Life is easier when dealing with people who trust you, right? So earn the trust: make the entire investigation, not just the results, public.
eddiesocket
2011-12-30 05:12:44 PM
zepher
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Absolutely amazing what the cops think they can get away with.
I hope they all rot in prison.
Why? The girl choked herself.
NightOwl2255
2011-12-30 05:15:53 PM
eddiesocket
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FTFA, we see that they have the tape, haven't claimed to have lost it, and of course will release it.
No doubt if the cops had already released the tape, and it shows the girl did do it to herself, the family would be biatching about them releasing the tape and would be suing for invasion of privacy.
Dialectic
2011-12-30 05:16:55 PM
As of May 2005 Citi Trends became a publicly traded company on the Nasdaq
exchange with the symbol CTRN
I know a couple of urban youths that are named Tron in tha 'hood!
Sweet Chin Music
2011-12-30 05:17:30 PM
Skerry_Monkey
2011-12-30 05:18:18 PM
I guess my response was a combination of WTF subby and Porsha's reaction. Bad subby! Hope GOD helps Porsha to understand her sis was crazy.
Bryntryst
2011-12-30 05:18:33 PM
If charges are levied or lawsuit filed the tape (or lack thereof) will come out in trial. It is likely exempt from release with a FOIA request as it is evidence in a pending investigation.
trappedspirit
2011-12-30 05:24:52 PM
Dialectic
:
I know a couple of urban youths that are named Tron in tha 'hood!
Are they named "Tron in tha 'hood"? Because that would be dope.
jigger
2011-12-30 05:33:13 PM
vudukungfu
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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who cover up their crimes; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the innocent. These are their stories.
Doink Doink
ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt
2011-12-30 05:33:20 PM
trappedspirit
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Dialectic: I know a couple of urban youths that are named Tron in tha 'hood!
Are they named "Tron in tha 'hood"? Because that would be dope.
AND fly.
epoc_tnac
2011-12-30 05:34:45 PM
eddiesocket
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FTFA, we see that they have the tape, haven't claimed to have lost it, and of course will release it.
Of course - and now that they've said they'll release it, that's basically the same as releasing it, and we can forget all about this tragic suicide.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2011-12-30 05:39:02 PM
Just wait til the third sister, Rainisha, shows up from Reno... She'll get to the bottom of it.
Oznog
2011-12-30 05:39:20 PM
GungFu
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FTFA: "I can't even ask her, 'Sis, what was going on? What happened to you?' Ain't nobody can answer my questions. Nobody but God," said Tanisha Williams older sister, Porsha Williams.
Hmmmm.
Oh learned judge! Mark ye, mark ye Jew, a LEARNED judge!
/imma guessing maybe they had a car in mind
Matthew Keene
2011-12-30 05:43:17 PM
Oznog
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GungFu: FTFA: "I can't even ask her, 'Sis, what was going on? What happened to you?' Ain't nobody can answer my questions. Nobody but God," said Tanisha Williams older sister, Porsha Williams.
Hmmmm.
Oh learned judge! Mark ye, mark ye Jew, a LEARNED judge!
/imma guessing maybe they had a car in mind
Or a toilet, if her middle name be Lynn
eddiesocket
2011-12-30 05:45:54 PM
epoc_tnac
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eddiesocket: FTFA, we see that they have the tape, haven't claimed to have lost it, and of course will release it.
Of course - and now that they've said they'll release it, that's basically the same as releasing it, and we can forget all about this tragic suicide.
Or you can just wait until they release it, which of course they will. They wouldn't have claimed to have had it otherwise.
Hypothetical Imperative
2011-12-30 05:47:40 PM
That's a pretty wildly inaccurate headline even for Fark.
eddiesocket
2011-12-30 05:48:40 PM
Hypothetical Imperative
:
That's a pretty wildly inaccurate headline even for Fark.
Actually, lately Fark has gotten so deceptive with the headlines that this is par for the course. Sad, really.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2011-12-30 05:52:06 PM
eddiesocket
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Hypothetical Imperative: That's a pretty wildly inaccurate headline even for Fark.
Actually, lately Fark has gotten so deceptive with the headlines that this is par for the course. Sad, really.
At least we have completely unwanted "smart" and "funny" voting tags to make up for the lack in quality, though.
fusillade762
2011-12-30 05:59:57 PM
zepher
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Absolutely amazing what the cops think they can get away with.
I hope they all rot in prison.
And of course they're still on active duty. How dumb is it that someone basically DIES while in your custody and you get to go about your merry way before the investigation is even finished?
Farking Canuck
2011-12-30 06:04:20 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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eddiesocket: Hypothetical Imperative: That's a pretty wildly inaccurate headline even for Fark.
Actually, lately Fark has gotten so deceptive with the headlines that this is par for the course. Sad, really.
At least we have completely unwanted "smart" and "funny" voting tags to make up for the lack in quality, though.
I just clicked your post as Smart and Funny!
Lone Stranger
2011-12-30 06:06:27 PM
Black people problems.
6655321
2011-12-30 06:09:31 PM
The public must demand that police departments disband their Internal Affairs departments and create citizen review boards with full investigative and subpoena powers. Allowing LEOs to police themselves only benefits the cops. And IA can be reassigned to fighting crime, not covering it up.
The Onion is prophetic
2011-12-30 06:11:08 PM
If the video shows that she did choke herself, would her family still likely have a case for negligence on the cops' part? I.e., the girl needed to be protected from herself and the cops failed to do it?
I'm not sure a jury would buy it, but you never know.
The_Homeless_Guy
2011-12-30 06:23:14 PM
The Onion is prophetic
:
If the video shows that she did choke herself, would her family still likely have a case for negligence on the cops' part? I.e., the girl needed to be protected from herself and the cops failed to do it?
I'm not sure a jury would buy it, but you never know.
It sounds more like she got tangled in the seatbelt. Its not like she used her hands to put the belt around her neck (those were hand cuffed behind her). I'd say there is still probably *some* liability. I mean it was dumb or her to struggle to the point that she entangled herself, but I don't think she intentionally choked herself and someone probably should have been observing her/been able to get her out of there faster than was done.
Wyalt Derp
2011-12-30 06:25:18 PM
They haven't lost the video, they just haven't finished editing it yet.
cretinbob
2011-12-30 06:34:20 PM
I don't recall the backs of police cars even having seatbelts.
Dialectic
2011-12-30 06:34:50 PM
trappedspirit
ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt
Are they named "Tron in tha 'hood"? Because that would be dope.
AND fly.
They wish, they were as fly as this dawg
TRON!
(new window)
The Onion is prophetic
2011-12-30 06:35:26 PM
The_Homeless_Guy
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The Onion is prophetic: If the video shows that she did choke herself, would her family still likely have a case for negligence on the cops' part? I.e., the girl needed to be protected from herself and the cops failed to do it?
I'm not sure a jury would buy it, but you never know.
It sounds more like she got tangled in the seatbelt. Its not like she used her hands to put the belt around her neck (those were hand cuffed behind her). I'd say there is still probably *some* liability. I mean it was dumb or her to struggle to the point that she entangled herself, but I don't think she intentionally choked herself and someone probably should have been observing her/been able to get her out of there faster than was done.
I dunno, the language used in the article makes it sound intentional... "choking herself", "almost killed herself"... but that could be poor writing on the author's part.
jimpoz
2011-12-30 06:47:00 PM
Oznog
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a LEARNED judge!
(new window)
Biff Spiffy
2011-12-30 06:51:09 PM
FTFA:
Porsha Williams said she needs to see the tape to heal.
"No matter how nasty, how brutal this tape is, by me being her sister, I want to see it," Porsha Williams said.
Of course 'heal' in this case means 'sue'
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