FARK.com: (6852193) "I guess the kid must have had a large behind, because according to urban legend, anacondas don't want none unless you've got buns. Or at least that's what I heard"

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(Some Guy)		"I guess the kid must have had a large behind, because according to urban legend, anacondas don't want none unless you've got buns. Or at least that's what I heard" (the700level.com)		11
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Mark Ratner

2011-12-30 03:09:16 PM

I like big backs and I cannot lie.
All you brothers can't deny...

some.old.lady.

2011-12-30 03:27:23 PM

I believe the writer/editor may have omitted a word somewhere in that article...

rudemix

2011-12-30 03:45:16 PM

What the hell are you doing here, Roy?
Boy attacked by anaconda is my friend.
Hell...I got lots of friends.
I don't.

Fano

2011-12-30 03:49:10 PM

Things I also heard:
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg

Pechorin

2011-12-30 04:25:12 PM

Thou gets sprung

eikni

2011-12-30 04:40:38 PM

Wouldn't he have a small butt if he did not have buns?

Coffee Snob

2011-12-30 05:12:14 PM

So Roy Halladay likes to kill animals for sport huh?

Guess I'll add him to the compensating for a small penis list.

TravisBickle62

2011-12-30 07:44:31 PM

He didn't actually do anything but he's a hero anyway

devioustrevor

2011-12-30 11:49:23 PM

Coffee Snob: So Roy Halladay likes to kill animals for sport huh?

I hate hunting as much as the next guy, but I don't really have a problem with the sort of sport fishing they were in the Amazon for. I do however have issues with fleet fishing that takes thousands of pounds of fish out of the ocean each day. That sort of fishing is unsustainable.

Truthfully I don't mind hunting too, too much either, because in most of the civilized world it is regulated in order to maintain a proper ecological balance (don't want either predator or food stocks to get too high or low).

shizukanavix

2011-12-31 02:40:09 AM

CSB: Anaconda poo smells like chlorine. I've held a baby caiman. Fresh piranha is delicious. The amazon was a hell of a trip. One snap is on my profile. /CSB

Why would you shoot a caiman? Do they taste good?

I had Snu Snu

2011-12-31 08:05:43 PM

Wait, so this isn't a Jerry Sandusky thread?

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