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Sybarite
2011-12-30 01:51:05 PM
They just prefer body wash.
/doesn't dry the skin
Beerguy
2011-12-30 01:53:32 PM
Repeat
SOPA hearings thread
(new window)
Darth_Lukecash
2011-12-30 02:15:47 PM
The sad fact is most corporations, even the tech savy ones, are for this bill.
The wild west days of the internet is over, folks.
Weaver95
2011-12-30 03:58:38 PM
Darth_Lukecash
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The sad fact is most corporations, even the tech savy ones, are for this bill.
The wild west days of the internet is over, folks.
so much for free speech and free market economies.
Meatzilla
2011-12-30 04:01:48 PM
abb3w
2011-12-30 04:21:32 PM
And this makes SOPA different from anything else... how?
Darth_Lukecash
2011-12-30 04:23:20 PM
Weaver95
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so much for free speech and free market economies.
This never was a free market. But we still have free speech. It's going to take a lot to get rid of that.
The problem is, I have no farking faith in the Supreme Court anymore.
MaxxLarge
2011-12-30 04:24:40 PM
While it's true that the whole SOPA/ProtectIP mess makes my asshole clench, I don't fear it as much as I ought to for this very reason. Legislature is slow, and government is inefficient. Technology and the people who know how to use it to its fullest potential are neither of these things. Any roadblocks they try to put up will be circumvented and rendered irrelevant before they're even put into place.
If it passes, I foresee the same thing happening with this as what happened with the piracy that inspired it in the first place: They'll make an example out of a few high-profile scofflaws, but it won't actually make a dent. It'll be one of those cases where the law is on the books, but it would require more than their total resources to actually enforce it.
Weaver95
2011-12-30 04:24:56 PM
Darth_Lukecash
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The problem is, I have no farking faith in the Supreme Court anymore.
the conservative wing of SCOTUS isn't exactly the more inspiring group of people to ever wear the robes.
All_Farked_Up
2011-12-30 04:43:59 PM
Obvious tag would have worked too.
the_sidewinder
2011-12-30 04:46:45 PM
Darth_Lukecash
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The sad fact is most corporations, even the tech savy ones, are for this bill.
No, they aren't. Hell the only tech company that supported the bill was GoDaddy, and they backed off after people left them because of their support
sdd2000
2011-12-30 04:49:07 PM
This just in: US Congress clueless, ignorant
about SOPA
. FTFY
TV's Vinnie
2011-12-30 04:49:23 PM
Politicians: "But it's supposed to make bad guys go away. Our campaign sponsors said so."
here to help
2011-12-30 04:49:48 PM
Huh... the boing boing store is suspiciously similar to the Fark Store.
Phil Moskowitz
2011-12-30 04:49:52 PM
"I'm so sorry, I'm just a poor little politician who accidentally voted for something I didn't understand. Don't judge me, pity meeeee."
fark. OFF.
epoc_tnac
2011-12-30 04:50:06 PM
Darth_Lukecash
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This never was a free market. But we still have free speech. It's going to take a lot to get rid of that.
Sure, there'll be free speech, except it will be in the form it took before the internet, ie, transmitted through your mouth rather than your fingers.
TV's Vinnie
2011-12-30 04:50:33 PM
Weaver95
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Darth_Lukecash: The sad fact is most corporations, even the tech savy ones, are for this bill.
The wild west days of the internet is over, folks.
so much for free speech and free market economies.
So, that's it huh? Just roll over and die? At least
try
to think of a way to fight back. The people who punished Godaddy had more nads than you.
the_sidewinder
2011-12-30 04:50:41 PM
Also somewhat interesting, while the MPAA is a listed supporter of the bill, the RIAA isn't
/Though some RIAA members are
//
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TimonC346
2011-12-30 04:52:53 PM
Uh, being able to control the Internet is most governments' wet dream. Considering how corporate control over our government is rampant, though, this will be decided by our fellow citizens, the corporations, not us.
zepher
2011-12-30 04:54:07 PM
And yet, incumbents continually get reelected.
Rich Cream
2011-12-30 04:54:58 PM
Step 1. Make profit selling entertainment.
Step 2. Make profit from torrent and DRM removal software.
Step 3. Make profit from suing people for using said software to get said entertainment.
/
Profit.
(new window)
Beware: Turn down volume. Annoyingly loud and annoyingly presented but the implications are quite interesting.
Ed Finnerty
2011-12-30 04:56:23 PM
I was watching CSPAN when this was being discussed and every time someone mentioned SOPA, all the Congresscritters started clapping and lighting cheese on fire.
I just don't understand Politics sometimes.
robbiex0r
2011-12-30 04:58:26 PM
Your blog sucks.
Weidbrewer
2011-12-30 04:59:02 PM
the_sidewinder
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Also somewhat interesting, while the MPAA is a listed supporter of the bill, the RIAA isn't
That's because, for the most part, the RIAA has learned their lesson. They're sitting back, looking at others (specifically the MPAA) and
laughing
!
"You dumb farks! Didn't you see the cluster we were caught in for a decade that accomplished nothing but ruin the lives of a few kids/grandparents and make us look farking
terrible
? Once we just embraced the new technology, everything got better!"
LouDobbsAwaaaay
2011-12-30 04:59:45 PM
Rich Cream
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Beware: Turn down volume. Annoyingly loud and annoyingly presented but the implications are quite interesting.
All I needed was this warning to know I've already seen this video. He wears a kicky hat and sounds (and looks) a bit like Big Gay Al, but he speaks the truth.
sarah_t_s
2011-12-30 05:02:02 PM
Darth_Lukecash
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The sad fact is most corporations, even the tech savy ones, are for this bill.
The wild west days of the internet is over, folks.
Only for connections originating in America. You really think the root DNS will be allowed to stay in the states once it passes? Think again. You really think people aren't pricing up a house in Sweden to use as their VPN out point? Think again. You really think an American organisation in charge of anything to do with the Internet will be listened to and more importantly obeyed? Think again.
America is and it is important to add WILLFULLY taking itself back to the digital stone age.
Rhinoceritis
2011-12-30 05:02:12 PM
I though the point of representative government was that those representatives were better suited to govern because they were, you know, more educated that the unwashed masses. Maybe that was true in the 1700's, but it isn't anymore. We need to amend the how the legislative branch works, but i'll admit I don't have a better idea at hand.
abrannan
2011-12-30 05:03:04 PM
Congress doesn't have to be informed about SOPA, they're just there to vote for what those nice lobbyists tell them will be good for the country. Shoot, they'll even let the lobbyists draft the legislation themselves, so the poor uninformed elected official doesn't accidentally screw it up due to their lack of knowledge on the issue.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2011-12-30 05:04:30 PM
Headline is two words too long
LouDobbsAwaaaay
2011-12-30 05:04:43 PM
Rhinoceritis
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I though the point of representative government was that those representatives were better suited to govern because they were, you know, more educated that the unwashed masses. Maybe that was true in the 1700's, but it isn't anymore. We need to amend the how the legislative branch works, but i'll admit I don't have a better idea at hand.
I'd start with instant-runoff voting to make it easier to clear away the dead wood.
RidersOfLohan
2011-12-30 05:07:03 PM
all I need to know about SOPA I learned on /b/
Lanctwa
2011-12-30 05:07:19 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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Headline is two words too long
"Just" and "Congress"?
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2011-12-30 05:08:55 PM
Lanctwa
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MaudlinMutantMollusk: Headline is two words too long
"Just" and "Congress"?
Not quite the two words I was thinking, but it does sort of work that way, too
Stinkyy
2011-12-30 05:10:44 PM
S
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O
fficer
P
resent
A
float?
narkor
2011-12-30 05:11:30 PM
Gotta love how Geeks will fight kicking and screaming against the government taking away their "free movies" but basically didn't do much more than whimper when the new indefinite detention of US citizens without trial provisions of NDAA were passed. Apparently having your website taken down for hosting episodes of TV shows is a more heinous an injustice than being detained indefinitely at the pleasure of the government.
Foundling
2011-12-30 05:11:43 PM
US Congress clueless, ignorant about SOPA
, shoelaces, can openers, welcome mats, flashlight batteries, sandwich bread...
SkunkWerks
2011-12-30 05:14:26 PM
They haven't sent in enough Cyber-investigators to examine it, clearly.
sammichtester
2011-12-30 05:14:38 PM
Stop SOPA!
The Wack
2011-12-30 05:16:19 PM
narkor
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Gotta love how Geeks will fight kicking and screaming against the government taking away their "free movies" but basically didn't do much more than whimper when the new indefinite detention of US citizens without trial provisions of NDAA were passed. Apparently having your website taken down for hosting episodes of TV shows is a more heinous an injustice than being detained indefinitely at the pleasure of the government.
It's O.K., this is the dawn of a brave new world.
Splinshints
2011-12-30 05:16:38 PM
In related news, so are most Congress-shiatheads' moronic constituents. They're not only going to destroy freedom and fair competition on the internet so a few multi-billion dollars companies can use entirely unfair legal powers to destroy anybody they want to consolidate and protect their buggy whip businesses, they're going to get away with it and make a boatload of money doing it.
If crime really didn't pay, nobody would ever run for public office.
ultraholland
2011-12-30 05:17:16 PM
surprise, surprise. This legislation is supported by old farks who could never program their VCR.
Krieghund
2011-12-30 05:18:23 PM
Foundling
:
US Congress clueless, ignorant about SOPA
, shoelaces, can openers, welcome mats, flashlight batteries, sandwich bread...
This is sounding more and more like a list of things that arent allowed on airplanes.
FTGodWin
2011-12-30 05:18:34 PM
sdd2000
:
This just in: US Congress clueless, ignorant
about SOPA .
FTFY
Of course! That's their job!
TheBlackrose
2011-12-30 05:19:16 PM
narkor
:
Gotta love how Geeks will fight kicking and screaming against the government taking away their "free movies" but basically didn't do much more than whimper when the new indefinite detention of US citizens without trial provisions of NDAA were passed. Apparently having your website taken down for hosting episodes of TV shows is a more heinous an injustice than being detained indefinitely at the pleasure of the government.
Trying too hard.
dcigary
2011-12-30 05:19:59 PM
Rich Cream
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Step 1. Make profit selling entertainment.
Step 2. Make profit from torrent and DRM removal software.
Step 3. Make profit from suing people for using said software to get said entertainment.
/Profit. (new window)
Beware: Turn down volume. Annoyingly loud and annoyingly presented but the implications are quite interesting.
Very interesting!
It would take years to wade through all this though. The lawmakers don't have the time to do that, they have to go spend all the money being thrown at them by the supporters of the bill.
eddievercetti
2011-12-30 05:22:37 PM
Of course...of farking course
mrlewish
2011-12-30 05:24:46 PM
Just wait till my take down notices on U.S. govt intranet servers.
here to help
2011-12-30 05:25:27 PM
Splinshints
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In related news, so are most Congress-shiatheads' moronic constituents. They're not only going to destroy freedom and fair competition on the internet so a few multi-billion dollars companies can use entirely unfair legal powers to destroy anybody they want to consolidate and protect their buggy whip businesses, they're going to get away with it and make a boatload of money doing it.
If crime really didn't pay, nobody would ever run for public office.
When netflix tried to break into the Canadian market all the dinosaur broadcasters tried to get a law passed to put ridiculous bandwidth caps on the consumer thus squashing any chance netflix had of being successful and Harper was right behind them all the way. Not sure how it all turned out but apparently netflix Canada sucks balls because of this type of sh*t.
Now how in the f*ck is that fair?
The people b*tching about losing money to the internet would be far better off just cataloging and streaming the shows themselves. It would squish the illegal sites and they'd get their ad revenues. But NOooOOoooo... they gotta be f*ckstains about it and treat their customers like criminals.
Boycott them all.
illannoyin
2011-12-30 05:26:52 PM
My wife loves that show!
JeffDudeLebowski
2011-12-30 05:27:45 PM
Politicians would support stopping all electricity if you paid them enough.
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