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David Beckham may decline French club PSG's offer, may stay with LA Galaxy. When reached for comment, Becks said "anyfing Oi ken do, to 'elp me team, be wiv me mates, 'elp grow vuh game in vuh States, Oi'll dew"
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Nana's Vibrator
2011-12-30 02:06:26 PM
That's weird. He forgot to say "guv'nah"
Also missed "Shiver me timbers", "shrimp on the bahbie", and "they're always after me Lucky Charms"
Darth_Lukecash
2011-12-30 02:12:26 PM
I read the headline in Dick Van Dykes voice.
FrancoFile
2011-12-30 02:32:08 PM
That only works if you read it in a high-pitched, squeaky voice.
Sirjohnfalstaff
2011-12-30 02:37:02 PM
If there was a "Moron" tab, we'd have a Headline of the Year candidate.
SoCalSurfer
2011-12-30 03:02:29 PM
And not a shiat was given
Kazan
2011-12-30 03:26:16 PM
SoCalSurfer
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And not a shiat was given
i would go that far. it'll nice having the wanker around to abuse when he travels to seattle :D
drunk_bouncnbaloruber
2011-12-30 03:57:25 PM
FIFA wants to grow the game here in the US, they need to make sure the US wins the next 3 World Cups.
/only way the US will
actually win
//FIFA really is that corrupt
Citation Needed
2011-12-30 04:28:47 PM
drunk_bouncnbaloruber
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FIFA wants to grow the game here in the US, they need to make sure the US wins the next 3 World Cups.
/only way the US will actually win
//FIFA really is that corrupt
You know that's not how the world cup works right? Beckham would still play for England if he played at all(which is unlikely)
mitchcumstein1
2011-12-30 04:28:52 PM
drunk_bouncnbaloruber
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FIFA wants to grow the game here in the US, they need to make sure the US wins the next 3 World Cups.
/only way the US will actually win
//FIFA really is that corrupt
FIFA could give a flying fark about America.
drunk_bouncnbaloruber
2011-12-30 05:35:49 PM
Citation Needed
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drunk_bouncnbaloruber: FIFA wants to grow the game here in the US, they need to make sure the US wins the next 3 World Cups.
/only way the US will actually win
//FIFA really is that corrupt
You know that's not how the world cup works right? Beckham would still play for England if he played at all(which is unlikely)
I never said he's going to have to play for the US.
Fista-Phobia
2011-12-30 05:57:26 PM
I call the act of ball hogging to the point of dispossession "MLS'ing".
PullItOut
2011-12-30 07:42:34 PM
Kazan
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SoCalSurfer: And not a shiat was given
i would go that far. it'll nice having the wanker around to abuse when he travels to seattle :D
We'll do the same when he comes to Portland...except we'll win the game as well.
Kazan
2011-12-30 07:59:19 PM
PullItOut
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Kazan: SoCalSurfer: And not a shiat was given
i would go that far. it'll nice having the wanker around to abuse when he travels to seattle :D
We'll do the same when he comes to Portland...except we'll win the game as well.
dream on
KaisertheCoyote
2011-12-30 09:24:14 PM
PullItOut
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Kazan: SoCalSurfer: And not a shiat was given
i would go that far. it'll nice having the wanker around to abuse when he travels to seattle :D
We'll do the same when he comes to Portland...except we'll win the game as well.
After seeing Portland's season, I don't think so.
Slu
2011-12-31 04:06:09 PM
Great headline.
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