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(ESPN) Cool Thierry Henry is coming back to Arsenal. Now all they need is Tony Adams, Steve Bould, Martin Keown, Lee Dixon, Nigel Winterburn and time machine, and they're in business   (soccernet.espn.go.com) divider line 90
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2011-12-30 12:13:28 PM
Henry? F l'hand of god.
 
2011-12-30 12:17:22 PM
No offense, but he's old. What can he provide Arsenal?
 
2011-12-30 12:23:04 PM
Cajnik: No offense, but he's old. What can he provide Arsenal?

He is old, and it's impossible that he's as fast as he used to be. But at the moment, I'll still take a slow-step Henry to a combination of Arshavin and Chamakh that have lost their mojo. If nothing else, a legend provides inspiration.
 
2011-12-30 12:37:59 PM
Langston: Cajnik: No offense, but he's old. What can he provide Arsenal?

He is old, and it's impossible that he's as fast as he used to be. But at the moment, I'll still take a slow-step Henry to a combination of Arshavin and Chamakh that have lost their mojo. If nothing else, a legend provides inspiration.


A dead Thierry Henry provides what Chamakh does right now, and I have no idea what the fark Arshavin is doing, but at least he'll always have 4 at Anfield and that second goal against Barca, so he'll always be the Meerkat to me.
 
2011-12-30 12:42:35 PM
Pontious Pilates: Henry? F l'hand of god.

You'll get over it
 
2011-12-30 12:42:41 PM
Cajnik: No offense, but he's old. What can he provide Arsenal?

If he's 1/4 the player he was he'll be a solid, and relatively cheap, 2 month solution.
 
2011-12-30 12:45:20 PM
mitchcumstein1: I have no idea what the fark Arshavin is doing, but at least he'll always have 4 at Anfield and that second goal against Barca, so he'll always be the Meerkat to me.

I love his potential, and he's had flashes of it occasionally. Unfortunately, he seems to be going through the motions currently, and I don't know if that's because the way Wenger makes them play doesn't suit his style or if there's some other reason. I don't dislike him or Chamakh, but Arsenal is currently desperate for people besides RvP who are better at finding the net.
 
2011-12-30 12:48:07 PM
Langston: If nothing else, a legend provides inspiration.

That worked out well for Liverpool...
 
2011-12-30 12:55:58 PM
Is he bringing his hand with him?
 
2011-12-30 12:57:43 PM
Langston: mitchcumstein1: I have no idea what the fark Arshavin is doing, but at least he'll always have 4 at Anfield and that second goal against Barca, so he'll always be the Meerkat to me.

I love his potential, and he's had flashes of it occasionally. Unfortunately, he seems to be going through the motions currently, and I don't know if that's because the way Wenger makes them play doesn't suit his style or if there's some other reason. I don't dislike him or Chamakh, but Arsenal is currently desperate for people besides RvP who are better at finding the net.


That's why I like signing Podolski too, and in a perfect world, Gotze, M'Vila, and a fullback that isn't made of glass, but that may be asking for too much.

And maybe Aaron and Theo will start to finish, and maybe the Ox is somebody who can put the ball in the back of the net. And maybe Frimpong and Coquelin are the second coming of Vieira and Gilberto. And maybe Arteta is a dreamy as Bob...okay, that's just silly.
 
2011-12-30 01:01:26 PM
mitchcumstein1: Langston: mitchcumstein1: I have no idea what the fark Arshavin is doing, but at least he'll always have 4 at Anfield and that second goal against Barca, so he'll always be the Meerkat to me.

I love his potential, and he's had flashes of it occasionally. Unfortunately, he seems to be going through the motions currently, and I don't know if that's because the way Wenger makes them play doesn't suit his style or if there's some other reason. I don't dislike him or Chamakh, but Arsenal is currently desperate for people besides RvP who are better at finding the net.

That's why I like signing Podolski too, and in a perfect world, Gotze, M'Vila, and a fullback that isn't made of glass, but that may be asking for too much.

And maybe Aaron and Theo will start to finish, and maybe the Ox is somebody who can put the ball in the back of the net. And maybe Frimpong and Coquelin are the second coming of Vieira and Gilberto. And maybe Arteta is a dreamy as Bob...okay, that's just silly.


Gotze has said that the only places he will consider signing with after BVB are Real Madrid and Barcelona. He sounds like every person I play FIFA 12 against online.
 
2011-12-30 01:05:11 PM
Billy Crystal Meth Lab: mitchcumstein1: Langston: mitchcumstein1: I have no idea what the fark Arshavin is doing, but at least he'll always have 4 at Anfield and that second goal against Barca, so he'll always be the Meerkat to me.

I love his potential, and he's had flashes of it occasionally. Unfortunately, he seems to be going through the motions currently, and I don't know if that's because the way Wenger makes them play doesn't suit his style or if there's some other reason. I don't dislike him or Chamakh, but Arsenal is currently desperate for people besides RvP who are better at finding the net.

That's why I like signing Podolski too, and in a perfect world, Gotze, M'Vila, and a fullback that isn't made of glass, but that may be asking for too much.

And maybe Aaron and Theo will start to finish, and maybe the Ox is somebody who can put the ball in the back of the net. And maybe Frimpong and Coquelin are the second coming of Vieira and Gilberto. And maybe Arteta is a dreamy as Bob...okay, that's just silly.

Gotze has said that the only places he will consider signing with after BVB are Real Madrid and Barcelona. He sounds like every person I play FIFA 12 against online.


I thought that was Hazard.
 
2011-12-30 01:05:18 PM
i remember LOLing at ESPN one time, Henry made their Top 10 plays and the announcer says "theee-AIRY HEN-ree with the shot...."


i mean, they couldn't put 'terry on-REE" on the teleprompter?
 
2011-12-30 01:08:30 PM
and yes, FIFA 12 is one long string of Barca and Real Madrid with an occasional Milan and Manchester team, or for whatever reason, Argentina thrown in for good measure.
 
2011-12-30 01:08:47 PM
Billy Crystal Meth Lab: Gotze


If I've submitted one "___ looking to sign german midfielder Gotze, due to his incredible ability to stretch defenses to their limits" headline, i've submitted 20.
 
2011-12-30 01:10:56 PM
mitchcumstein1
"I dream of playing in Spain, not England"

Man, this kid is DYING to ride some pine.

/Favorite thing to do on FIFA 12 - play as Genk. The other player literally has no idea how to play you.
 
2011-12-30 01:14:10 PM
Billy Crystal Meth Lab: /Favorite thing to do on FIFA 12 - play as Genk. The other player literally has no idea how to play you.

I would spend the first half chuckling to myself that somebody was playing with Genk.

I played somebody using PSG the other day, had sort of the same effect for a while.
 
2011-12-30 01:25:56 PM
What are the odds he has more goals this season than Torres?
 
2011-12-30 01:27:45 PM
StRalphTheLiar: What are the odds he has more goals this season than Torres?

It's possible, but I still think Torres is just having a bad spell and will find his touch soon.
 
2011-12-30 01:30:54 PM
Langston: StRalphTheLiar: What are the odds he has more goals this season than Torres?

It's possible, but I still think Torres is just having a bad spell and will find his touch soon.


Not at Chelsea he won't, he needs to get the hell out of there.

I think AVB may be in a little over his head.
 
2011-12-30 01:31:02 PM
And what I'm hoping for more than anything from Henry is his playmaking even more than his finishing. I hope he takes some shots, but more importantly, I hope he keeps defenses honest. God, I'd love to watch both him and RvP slashing around at the same time from the edge of the box.
 
2011-12-30 01:32:47 PM
mitchcumstein1: Not at Chelsea he won't, he needs to get the hell out of there.

I think AVB may be in a little over his head.


Both possible. I've seen good players stall out and need a change of venue to shine again. My fear is that Torres will wake up.
 
2011-12-30 01:36:39 PM
Langston: StRalphTheLiar: What are the odds he has more goals this season than Torres?

It's possible, but I still think Torres is just having a bad spell and will find his touch soon.


You know, with a few goals he could actually be ahead of Torres, Carroll, and Tevez. I'd say there are pretty good odds that he'll score more than at least one of them.
 
2011-12-30 01:40:45 PM
mitchcumstein1: I have no idea what the fark Arshavin is doing, but at least he'll always have 4 at Anfield and that second goal against Barca, so he'll always be the Meerkat to me.

Meerkat (new window)
 
2011-12-30 01:47:14 PM
mitchcumstein1: Billy Crystal Meth Lab: mitchcumstein1: Langston: mitchcumstein1: I have no idea what the fark Arshavin is doing, but at least he'll always have 4 at Anfield and that second goal against Barca, so he'll always be the Meerkat to me.

I love his potential, and he's had flashes of it occasionally. Unfortunately, he seems to be going through the motions currently, and I don't know if that's because the way Wenger makes them play doesn't suit his style or if there's some other reason. I don't dislike him or Chamakh, but Arsenal is currently desperate for people besides RvP who are better at finding the net.

That's why I like signing Podolski too, and in a perfect world, Gotze, M'Vila, and a fullback that isn't made of glass, but that may be asking for too much.

And maybe Aaron and Theo will start to finish, and maybe the Ox is somebody who can put the ball in the back of the net. And maybe Frimpong and Coquelin are the second coming of Vieira and Gilberto. And maybe Arteta is a dreamy as Bob...okay, that's just silly.

Gotze has said that the only places he will consider signing with after BVB are Real Madrid and Barcelona. He sounds like every person I play FIFA 12 against online.

I thought that was Hazard.


Hazard said he would only sign for Real Madrid, Gotze said he would play for either. My guess is that if Real Madrid offload Kaka in the winter than they will bring in Hazard, then Gotze will go to Barcelona to play as a winger in the summer or next winter.
 
2011-12-30 01:51:46 PM
KaisertheCoyote: Hazard said he would only sign for Real Madrid, Gotze said he would play for either. My guess is that if Real Madrid offload Kaka in the winter than they will bring in Hazard, then Gotze will go to Barcelona to play as a winger in the summer or next winter.

Fine, Arsenal can sign Kaka. He's perfect, supremely talented and injury prone, he won't even have to adjust.
 
2011-12-30 01:59:52 PM
mitchcumstein1: Fine, Arsenal can sign Kaka. He's perfect, supremely talented and injury prone, he won't even have to adjust.

I started to laugh at that and then broke a rib.
 
2011-12-30 02:05:12 PM
mitchcumstein1: Fine, Arsenal can sign Kaka. He's perfect, supremely talented and injury prone, he won't even have to adjust.

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2011-12-30 02:06:02 PM
Cajnik: mitchcumstein1: Fine, Arsenal can sign Kaka. He's perfect, supremely talented and injury prone, he won't even have to adjust.

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He's on the way out.
 
2011-12-30 02:11:09 PM
mitchcumstein1: He's on the way out.

I know. Sell him back to Sparta, please.

First it was to Wolfsburg, then yesterday I heard Olympiakos (which would be a bad move... Greece is broke)
 
2011-12-30 02:11:18 PM
Langston: mitchcumstein1: Fine, Arsenal can sign Kaka. He's perfect, supremely talented and injury prone, he won't even have to adjust.

I started to laugh at that and then broke a rib.


I think I have a horse placenta around here somewhere that you can rub on it. It'll fix you up in no time.
 
2011-12-30 02:23:07 PM
Is this the thread for the NUFC/Liverfool game?
 
2011-12-30 02:33:19 PM
Cajnik: mitchcumstein1: He's on the way out.

I know. Sell him back to Sparta, please.

First it was to Wolfsburg, then yesterday I heard Olympiakos (which would be a bad move... Greece is broke)


I'm sure if Sparta pony up the cash Arsene will offload him there in a heartbeat, do they even want him though?
 
2011-12-30 02:34:19 PM
obamartins: Is this the thread for the NUFC/Liverfool game?

Yes, since there's only the one game today and then three more days following with multiple games. I prefer not to have a thread go more than about two days, if possible.
 
2011-12-30 02:43:25 PM
mitchcumstein1: I'm sure if Sparta pony up the cash Arsene will offload him there in a heartbeat, do they even want him though?

They don't buy, they sell. The downfall of following a farm team on the bottom of the totem pole.

I had this discussion last night, he's of the caliber that will retire abroad at a glamor club (think Nedved at Juve). They do get their fair share coming back once they are 30 and have kids, but I don't see Rosicky doing so. He has one more club in him and then a payday club in Russia or USA
 
2011-12-30 02:49:20 PM
Unfreakable: obamartins: Is this the thread for the NUFC/Liverfool game?

Yes, since there's only the one game today and then three more days following with multiple games. I prefer not to have a thread go more than about two days, if possible.


Fair enough. No Saurez tonight, which we'd better get used to I fear.
 
2011-12-30 02:57:34 PM
Newcastle supporters are an odd bunch, if what I just saw on the stream is any indication.
 
2011-12-30 02:58:04 PM
It's probably not too much of a stretch to say that this game will make or break Liverpool's season. It'll be the first game in a 9 game strech where we will face 5 of the other top 7 teams in the league (City 3 times) without our best player. Anything short of a good performance here, and we might as well just write off our chances at 4th/5th spot and a return to Europe.
 
2011-12-30 02:59:17 PM
ADubs86: It's probably not too much of a stretch to say that this game will make or break Liverpool's season. It'll be the first game in a 9 game strech where we will face 5 of the other top 7 teams in the league (City 3 times) without our best player. Anything short of a good performance here, and we might as well just write off our chances at 4th/5th spot and a return to Europe.

Remember, they still have to file the appeal for the 8 game suspension. I think Saurez will be available for Tuesday at Man City.
 
2011-12-30 03:02:49 PM
If we just had someone 4 yds out from goal there...
 
2011-12-30 03:06:27 PM
I hate being stuck at work on matchdays.
 
2011-12-30 03:11:37 PM
Newcastle scores. Fark.
 
2011-12-30 03:12:21 PM
Well THAT was a weird goal
 
2011-12-30 03:12:40 PM
fark me sideways. story of the season. dominate, then give up a goal on a cheap deflection. if we can hit a couple posts the night will be complete.
 
2011-12-30 03:14:25 PM
socalnewwaver: fark me sideways. story of the season. dominate, then give up a goal on a cheap deflection. if we can hit a couple posts the night will be complete.

The night is still young. I'm sure Newcastle got their hands on that Post guy in time for tonight.
 
2011-12-30 03:14:34 PM
Flukey goal but I'll take it. Wonder who they'll end up crediting for that. Gotta love that Vuckic's first good touch on the ball is the one where he gets blasted in the face with it
 
2011-12-30 03:16:08 PM
There it is
 
2011-12-30 03:16:08 PM
bella!!!
 
2011-12-30 03:17:01 PM
For fark's sake.
Christ, can this season get any worse for us?
 
2011-12-30 03:17:05 PM
Bellamy apologizes after missing the post
 
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