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Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook
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Blowmonkey
2011-12-30 10:14:12 AM
FTFA:
Authorities are not releasing the photos.
This article has failed.
NFA
2011-12-30 10:16:47 AM
"Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook"
You say it like it's a bad thing...
Diogenes
2011-12-30 10:21:34 AM
It looks like someone tore off half the guy's mustache with duct tape.
I usually think the claims of trauma are exaggerated, but at 2 years and 10 months? WTF? Of course the kids were terrified.
NuttierThanEver
2011-12-30 10:30:29 AM
Diogenes
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It looks like someone tore off half the guy's mustache with duct tape.
I usually think the claims of trauma are exaggerated, but at 2 years and 10 months? WTF? Of course the kids were terrified.
You think that physical harm is the only kind of trauma.
kvinesknows
2011-12-30 10:31:30 AM
""I am shocked and horrified, and I will tell you that in 30 years in law enforcement in Arizona, this is one of the most horrendous things I have ever seen"
"
That might be because Facebook has not been around for 30 years...
Diogenes
2011-12-30 10:35:33 AM
NuttierThanEver
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Diogenes: It looks like someone tore off half the guy's mustache with duct tape.
I usually think the claims of trauma are exaggerated, but at 2 years and 10 months? WTF? Of course the kids were terrified.
You think that physical harm is the only kind of trauma.
Not at all. I just think kids are bit more resilient that way than we usually give them credit for. And physical abuse causes
both
physical and mental harm. I don't mean to minimize the mental component. I'm just saying at those ages it's even going to more traumatic. They don't have the mental compensatory mechanisms.
GWLush
2011-12-30 10:39:07 AM
I duct taped my daughter to her door, put a santa hat on her, and took pictures to send to family that said "Send presents and we will let the little girl go". We had a blast. She is 14 and was in on it. That being said taping a toddler and an infant to things is a farked up thing to do. There is no way they enjoyed that.
T. Dawg
2011-12-30 10:45:41 AM
The key to good parenting is differentiating between what your animal brain thinks might be rewarding to do to the screaming monsters and doing what your civilized brain knows is the correct and constructive way to deal with a little person you really do love and couldn't live without.
But that these kids did that to such young babies? Kinda scary sick.
Flakeloaf
2011-12-30 11:08:25 AM
When I was a toddler I'd have found this hilarious.
mitchcumstein1
2011-12-30 11:08:30 AM
kvinesknows
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""I am shocked and horrified, and I will tell you that in 30 years in law enforcement in Arizona, this is one of the most horrendous things I have ever seen"
"
That might be because Facebook has not been around for 30 years...
My sister is an attorney who does a lot of Child In Need of Care cases, I file for her because she runs out of a small office and doesn't really have a paralegal, and she fixes tickets for me for free, I can assure you, this is not even close to one of the most horrendous things I've seen.
Lone Stranger
2011-12-30 11:08:44 AM
So duct tape doesn't fix everything.
Now we know.
sammichtester
2011-12-30 11:08:48 AM
What a girl duct taped to a door might look like.
NuttierThanEver
2011-12-30 11:09:26 AM
GWLush
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I duct taped my daughter to her door, put a santa hat on her, and took pictures to send to family that said "Send presents and we will let the little girl go". We had a blast. She is 14 and was in on it. That being said taping a toddler and an infant to things is a farked up thing to do. There is no way they enjoyed that.
Well it is excessive, they really arent that strong, I've found that a velcro pad on the wall keeps the kids up and out of the way for hours at a time. You just have to make sure the kids are wearing the footie style flannel pajamas and boom, instant babysitter.
Why Would I Read the Article
2011-12-30 11:10:10 AM
GWLush
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I duct taped my daughter to her door, put a santa hat on her, and took pictures to send to family that said "Send presents and we will let the little girl go".
Giggity
belhade
2011-12-30 11:13:12 AM
I've got a three-year-old (about to be four) and a new one coming Any Day Now. I think I'll need to stock up on the duct tape...
/fyi the black Gorilla Tape is twice as strong as most standard silver
iheartscotch
2011-12-30 11:13:57 AM
So, what you're saying is; duck tape is not an approved parenting tool? Damn
tudorgurl
2011-12-30 11:19:19 AM
what the fark is wrong with people?!?!
/mother of a toddler
//would like to duct tape him, but knows better
attention span of a retarded fruit fly
2011-12-30 11:23:58 AM
Wow just wow and she looks stoned in that mug shot. So ill bet that drugs are involved and he is just stupid looking
camelclub
2011-12-30 11:24:12 AM
Paraphrasing....'Kayla Almuina, 19, and Frankie Almuina, 20, posted pictures of their two children, an infant and a toddler, bound with duct tape around their wrists and ankles'
So young and with two kids, going through life duct taping them up ..... idiots all the way around.
/anyone else thinks she looks kinda Klingon-ish?
CheapEngineer
2011-12-30 11:31:10 AM
camelclub
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[a57.foxnews.com image 396x223]
Paraphrasing....'Kayla Almuina, 19, and Frankie Almuina, 20, posted pictures of their two children, an infant and a toddler, bound with duct tape around their wrists and ankles'
So young and with two kids, going through life duct taping them up ..... idiots all the way around.
/anyone else thinks she looks kinda Klingon-ish?
\"What is this "duct tape"?
Krieghund
2011-12-30 11:38:27 AM
I can see how this could be a game for everyone involved. Kids like playing with tape. And you can't really tell the difference between someone having a blast and in terror just from the eyes.
Parents that are intentionally abusing their kids don't post the pictures on Facebook. I'm sure these folks thought they were all having a good time, and maybe didn't think things through enough.
The most they're going to get will be a suspended sentence and some mandatory parenting classes. And of course a few months of being scared shiatless that their kids will be taken away.
CheekyMonkey
2011-12-30 11:39:01 AM
tudorgurl
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what the fark is wrong with people?!?!
/mother of a toddler
//would like to duct tape him, but knows better
It's fine as long as you DON'T POST PICTURES ONLINE...
trappedspirit
2011-12-30 11:41:45 AM
camelclub
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[a57.foxnews.com image 396x223]
Paraphrasing....'Kayla Almuina, 19, and Frankie Almuina, 20, posted pictures of their two children, an infant and a toddler, bound with duct tape around their wrists and ankles'
So young and with two kids, going through life duct taping them up ..... idiots all the way around.
/anyone else thinks she looks kinda Klingon-ish?
Yeah, had her first kid at 17, I guess. These losers are just some immature idiots that have no business raising a child. And I am shocked to hear that they had a piece of exercise equipment in their home. But I would bet there's an x-box
vudukungfu
2011-12-30 11:45:34 AM
Diogenes
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It looks like someone tore off half the guy's mustache with duct tape.
Roscoe Rules?
jmadisonbiii
2011-12-30 11:47:38 AM
Angsto2
2011-12-30 11:51:06 AM
Maybe license to be parents should be revoked. . .
dcrowell
2011-12-30 11:55:54 AM
I used duct tape on my daughter. She was a bit older than the kids in the article.
A year later, her and her mother retaliated. I was zip-tied to my office chair.
Bacon is Meat Candy
2011-12-30 11:55:58 AM
Oh come on - we've all been there as parents when they just won't sit still and be quiet.
AnotherOldFart
2011-12-30 11:59:10 AM
Does not approve...
madcan34
2011-12-30 12:04:26 PM
Oh hung you upside down with duct tape did they?
You lucky, lucky bastard!
Oh how I used to lay awake at night, dreaming about being hung upside down with duct tape
Liese
2011-12-30 12:16:27 PM
Wow, that woman is frightening. Did someone duct tape her scalp back to get her eyebrows to go like that??? And her eyes... They are soulless.
Erebus1954
2011-12-30 12:17:20 PM
The children were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Land Ark
2011-12-30 12:22:05 PM
I assume they aren't showing the pictures because the kids are probably shown squeeling with delight.
The children's mouths were taped shut
Hmmm... ok, maybe not.
AcneVulgaris
2011-12-30 12:23:14 PM
Blowmonkey
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FTFA: Authorities are not releasing the photos.
This article has failed.
I'm outa here.
ihatedumbpeople
2011-12-30 12:28:48 PM
Sick farks...to the guillotine with them!
tcan
2011-12-30 12:37:15 PM
Erebus1954
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The children were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Thank you! First time I laughed out loud in a while.
offmymeds
2011-12-30 12:38:25 PM
"They did indicate that they were simply joking, however, it is apparent through the photographs that this was not a joke."
B-b-but it seemed funny at the time!
/idiots
tcan
2011-12-30 12:55:12 PM
See this is what happens when you allow unresticted breeding.
Oznog
2011-12-30 12:57:34 PM
CheapEngineer
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camelclub: [a57.foxnews.com image 396x223]
Paraphrasing....'Kayla Almuina, 19, and Frankie Almuina, 20, posted pictures of their two children, an infant and a toddler, bound with duct tape around their wrists and ankles'
So young and with two kids, going through life duct taping them up ..... idiots all the way around.
/anyone else thinks she looks kinda Klingon-ish?
[www.wolfgnards.com image 475x300]
\"What is this "duct tape"?
For YOUR sake, I hope you are initiating a mating ritual.
GLove88mph
2011-12-30 01:08:53 PM
I lold at "Works at STAY AT HOME MOMMY AND WIFEY"
Of course you are.
atomic-age
2011-12-30 02:28:56 PM
Who says Facebook doesn't have socially redeeming value?
There's always some murderer, child pornographer, wife beater, or child abuser getting caught because of it.
Kat
2011-12-30 02:42:53 PM
Well these people are awful, but my dad used to duct tape me into a dog cage at his dog grooming shop and I thought it was phenomenal, I'd spend an hour breaking out.
atomicmask
2011-12-30 03:27:50 PM
What was the abusive part...I guess I am missing something. This sounds like a horde of soccer moms disapproved of a joke the parents did and decided someone was being "abused"
LowbrowDeluxe
2011-12-30 04:13:07 PM
atomicmask
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What was the abusive part...I guess I am missing something. This sounds like a horde of soccer moms disapproved of a joke the parents did and decided someone was being "abused"
No. No it doesn't really. I'm not a big fan of cops, but they see some pretty sick shiat. If a cop was willing to go on record saying it was farked up, it was probably farked up.
belhade
2011-12-30 10:45:53 PM
atomic-age
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Who says Facebook doesn't have socially redeeming value?
There's always some murderer, child pornographer, wife beater, or child abuser getting caught because of it.
Hell, even petty thieves and robbers discovered they can use Facebook to get themselves busted.
jmomo
2011-12-31 12:07:09 AM
It's Arizona fark tag time.
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